Disclaimer in Part One *
A/N" For Kattzar who waited patiently through my mindless nonsense ; )
Deep in Hageltonia.....
"Our minions are growing Civ. We shall soon be powerful enough to take them."
"Charles Xavier will not know what hit him my lord" Civ said, bending to kiss Bindie's hand.
"Yes," Bindie continued, "soon enough the pesky mutants will be as defenseless as slugs."
"Slugs? Why slugs?" Tehbly spoke up.
"Do you dare question me?" Bindie seethed angrily.
"I, I I mean, no. Just why slugs instead of kittens or puppies, great one?"
"Kittens can bite and puppies grow up to be vicious little monsters, you imbecile. Hardly defenseless now are they?"
"Some people are allergic to slugs." Nejne voiced.
"Another who dares to question you my lady." Larice said incredulously.
"Yes, Larice. It is easy to see why some people have risen in prestige, while others are stagnant." Bindie said cooly.
"Perhaps a reminder of the first rule of our people?"
"Bindie's word is law." Civ, Larice and Bindie chimed together.
"Y-yes my lady. Of course. However can I make it up to you?" Tehbly asked desperately.
"That department of course is up to Sominuso. Get out of my site you wretch."
"And what of Nejne, oh clever one?" Civ questioned softly.
"You, dear Najne have no business here. Speak of this to anyone and I assure you, no seal or dolphin has ever been clobbered as thoroughly as you will be."
Civ and Larice smirked and Najne was cast from their group forever.
"Shall we prepare the cereal?" Larice askissed. "Proceed. Remember, the bigger the box, the more venom to be spread. Make sure they go on sale in chains all across the country." Binde said before sweeping out of the room.
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Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters 1st day of the Fall Semester 8:00 AM, breakfast
"Welcome back for another year" Professor Xavier greeted his students brightly. "I'm sure you've noticed a few new faces amongst us this year. Mia Sensible, Lee Scarsdale and Jeffery Redding will be joining the senior class. Miss Sensible is a pyrokenetic, Mr. Redding an expert at transfiguring objects, and Master Scarsdale can levitate nearly anything you could throw at him."
"We've also gained a new history teacher. Ororo Munroe will no longer be teaching that subject-
"Oh, what a shame." Murmured St. John. Ororo gave the hardest tests of the entire faculty.
"Ms. Munroe will be teaching botany from here on out, as well as astrology for electives. We have Jonathan Slytherin with us this year for our history position. I trust you will find the class interesting, to say the least. That said, have a pleasant breakfast and enjoy morning classes."
Ron, Hermione and Harry had all taken seats in the middle of the busy dinning hall, which had allowed them a chance to observe their new surroundings and classmates. A girl dressed in yellow immediately caught the attention of Ron, and he and Harry immediately delved into speculation about the girl. Hermione rolled her eyes and moved herself to a table with a dark haired girl who wore gloves on her hands though it was the beginning of September.
"May I sit here?" Hermione asked the girl.
The brunette with skunk striper in here hair looked up, obviously shocked by the question. What exactly was this girl playing at? Nobody her age voluntarily sat by her. Come to think of it, few of the adults did either. "Feel free" she murmured, not looking up.
"I'm Mia" Hermione said, sticking out her hand.
"I can kill you with a touch" the girl blurted out.
"That's your name is it? Besides, you've got gloves on haven't you?" Hermione's logical mind saw no problem.
Slowly, Rogue, as she introduced herself struck out her arm and shook the English girl's hand. The two quickly began discussing the school and it's various teachers. Hermione filed away everything she learned for later. It proved to be a very informative meal. Rogue had dodged every question about her family while Hermione made up a great deal about Mia's parents.
As it turned out, History with Professor Snape, er Jonnathan Slytherin was their first class of the day. The 15 seniors walked into the room, certain that the class would be much easier to deal with than Ororo's. Ron. Hermione and Harry were curious as well, but knew better than to expect merry sunshine from the potions master.
"First of all, there will be absolutely NO use of powers in this class. A breech of this regulation will lead to serious consequences. Secondly, pay attention in class, do your classwork and stay on your toes" Hermione, Ron and Harry glanced at each other, recognizing the similarity to the way he addressed this class as he did to a certain Gryfffindor/Slytherin class seven years ago.
"I expect nothing but the best from each of you as this is a school for gifted youngsters" Snape sneered.
All hopes of an easy year vanished immediately. Rogue carefully nudged Hermione and informed her that this guy was 1,000 times worse than Ororo had ever been. Hermione was just whispering back a response when she felt a presence loom above her. Turning, she came face to face with Snape's pale face.
"Apparently, your name deceives you Miss Sensible. Were it otherwise, I'm sure you would not have behaved in such a fashion after hearing my 'speech. You will serve detention with me immediately following dinner."
The class stared. Not even Jubilee had managed to get a detention the first day of class for talking. Needless to say, the rest of the morning was far less dramatic. Lunch swung around and the Hogwarts trio found themselves dragged off into different directions. Hermione went with Rogue while Ron and St. John paired off. Harry ended up with Bobby and Kitty. Hermione caught Ron levitating a lunch tray directly over Snape's head. The brooding professor caught the object, and Ron found himself in detention with Hermione later that night.
Harry had somehow earned detention from Snape as well and the three met in the history classroom at 7:00 that night. "It was easier to get the three of you together than I anticipated. Though I must admit, I assumed Potter would earn the first detention." Severus greeted the three.
"I see things haven't changed." Ron muttered.
"Mr. Weasley, if you seriously thought I would let you get away with anything, after seven years of potions you're much stupider than I thought."
"Well honestly! Do you have to be the hardest teacher in EVERY school?" Harry burst out angrily.
"I assure you Mr. Potter, it is the sole goal of my existence. I derive great pleasure out of punishing young people" he stated dryly.
"If that's the last of the griping can we please get down to work?" Hermione said in a clipped tone.
Snape glared at her but refrained from commenting. "Miss Granger, you seem to be getting close to the Rogue girl, a good stroke of luck. Get her to trust you, confide in you, paint each other's toenails and whatever it is muggle teenagers do."
"Potter, Weasly, you two are to simply blend into the student body. A trying task for out famous Potter, perhaps too much to ask." He said sarcastically.
Harry simply rolled his eyes. "Any word on the haglets?"
"Yes actually," Charles Xavier said as he wheeled out from the desk where he'd been sitting unnoticed by the students.
"We suspect they are getting closer to contaminating all of the cereal. We've been monitoring several of the local grocery and supermarkets. Our very own Kitty Pryd was able to hack into the purchasing orders of many stores. It appears that in three weeks, every store within the major chains will be selling Cheerios on sale, and ordering three times as many boxes as usual. We suspect this is when the first rush will be. It is of the utmost importance that we stop it."
"Professor, why on earth is Rogue somewhat shunned from the other students?" Hermione questioned. "The only person who seems to be around her on a consistent basis is that Logan fellow."
Xavier shifted uncomfortably. "Many of the students are afraid of her after an event that took place here last year. "
"Well, if she's wearing clothes, it's obviously an unfounded fear" she said stiffly.
Charles' eyes twinkled in a way reminiscent of Albus Dumbledore; "Not everybody is as logical as you are Hermione."
She still looked slightly miffed, and Ron and Harry suggested they leave.
"Make sure you receive detention as least once every week." Snape said softly as they strode out the door.
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Author Notes:
erika (mysterylady_tx@yahoo.com) 2002-07-27 4 Anonymous ah..conflicting muses..must be fun...well just wanted to say that i hope you continue this soon cause it sounds great...and i love the fact that wolvie and snape are at each others throats:D..Hehe especially since they are essentialy erika
Ah thank you! I promise more of the potions master and the snareling wolverine ; )
(mysterylady_Tx@yahoo.com) 2002-07-27 3 Anonymous
LOL...poor snape...hehehe..this is great:D erika (mysterylady_Tx@yahoo.com) 2002-07-27 2 Anonymous LOL...omg..imagaine if you will...jubilee and snape it the same room:)...mwa hahaha...or better yet jubilee and snape in the same mall...damn that is not enough space:D...great chpter erika (mysterylady_Tx@yahooo.com) 2002-07-27 1
*** Thanks a lot Erika! Heheh there will be some fun moments with the mall rat and the man of only black clothing ; )
Anonymous interesting can't wiat to see what happens next:D
Thanks ya much!
Endriago Luna 2002-07-27 4 Signed Uh...that was a bit 'different' but never the less entertaining!! ROTFLMAO!! ONWARD!
Hehehehhe glad you enjoyed ; )
dog-boy 2002-07-25 3 Signed Kewl! ej 2002-07-23 3
My humble thank yous!
Anonymous ooh, um, more, quickly, please, now?? ¤Endriago Luna¤ 2002-07-22 3
Well, I hope the next cahpter is fullfilling ; )
Anonymous interesting!! very good!! Bravo!!! been waiting for a decent xmenXharrypotter
You like it? Thank you! I'm very excited you think it's a decennt x-over!
JoJo 2002-07-16 1 Signed Well, what can I say? Except that I'm loving this! I'm a sucker for both X-men (so what else is new...) and Harry Potter and you managed to stay true to everyone in both 'verses. Not a mean feat!
Can't wait to see Snape shopping for clothes! Ought to be hilarious!
Heheh hope you did like it lovely!
Orange 2002-07-15 2 Signed I know I should comment on the plot etc. but frankly, it seems to be going ok.
But I soOOoo want to see Snape shopping for 'muggle clothes'. Hehehehehehe! :) usakoesm 2002-07-14 1
Hope it went well and thanks for the encouragement!
Anonymous really interesting crossover and perfectly in character, too. i like the idea of hermione, ron, and harry being able to kick logan's butt :) can't wait for the next bit!
Heheheh fun idea to play with ; )
Harriet 2002-07-14 1 Signed Pretty cool, keep going.
I'll try snerk
Orange 2002-07-14 1 Signed interesting!
cross-overs are really hard to pull off and especially with such a rare cross-over (I haven't seen another hp/xmen one) but i'd love to see what you intend to do with this plot. keep writing! :)
Thanks much! I would like to see where teh plot is headed myself lol.
Katzztar 2002-07-26 4 Signed ROFL! I have been waiting soo paitently for the
next chapter ...and I get mindless insanity. LOL
Next capter!!!!!!!!!!please??
I hope the 4th installment satisfies that ; )
Lavender Rose 2002-07-24 1 Signed cool story! but dont ya think u should have put it in the crossovers bit?
Hmmm now that you think about it.....
Harriet 2002-07-23 3 Signed LMAO! Very funny. How will the students manage with their lack of knowledge in muggle subjects? Look forward to more. 2002- 07-22 3
Hehehh they'll try ; )
Anonymous so... you gonna tell us? boxers or briefs? Lol
Hmmm I'll leave that up for you to decide, for now ; )
Katzztar 2002-07-22 3 Signed I like it! hehe Hermione and crew shopping was a riot. I only reasently started to like Harry Potter so I really don't know much about them. But I've been a X-fan for 20 yrs. Wolvie was to charater :)Something many don't get in the movie section. But my fave charater is Kitty Pryde. Any chance of her appearing in this fic? Collec2r (collec2r@hotmail.com) 2002-07-21 3
Thanks much then! I'm deeply complimented that you liked Wolvie in here!
Anonymous Can't wait to see the next chapters ;-)
Great story.
Thanks ; )
Azora 2002-07-21 3 Signed " 'Yes, well you got off with a rather 'sensible' name, didn't you? "
I love that line!
I can't believe you don't have more reviews! I've been reading this on x- fiction too and I'm really tickled by it. It is well written, funny, and very entertaining. Please don't be discouraged by the lack of reviews.... sometimes I fear the only thing people glowingly review are W/R stories. It is so nice to see something original!!! Keep up the good work!
Well, I appreciate that very much! I hope it lives up to what you like!Q
CosmicGirl22 2002-07-17 2 Signed heya! I like this idea....of course because I live harry potter and xmen. Severus is my favorite char :) you should do some toad stuff here too
:)
Keep going!
Severus is fun. Toad eh? Hmmmmm....
A/N" For Kattzar who waited patiently through my mindless nonsense ; )
Deep in Hageltonia.....
"Our minions are growing Civ. We shall soon be powerful enough to take them."
"Charles Xavier will not know what hit him my lord" Civ said, bending to kiss Bindie's hand.
"Yes," Bindie continued, "soon enough the pesky mutants will be as defenseless as slugs."
"Slugs? Why slugs?" Tehbly spoke up.
"Do you dare question me?" Bindie seethed angrily.
"I, I I mean, no. Just why slugs instead of kittens or puppies, great one?"
"Kittens can bite and puppies grow up to be vicious little monsters, you imbecile. Hardly defenseless now are they?"
"Some people are allergic to slugs." Nejne voiced.
"Another who dares to question you my lady." Larice said incredulously.
"Yes, Larice. It is easy to see why some people have risen in prestige, while others are stagnant." Bindie said cooly.
"Perhaps a reminder of the first rule of our people?"
"Bindie's word is law." Civ, Larice and Bindie chimed together.
"Y-yes my lady. Of course. However can I make it up to you?" Tehbly asked desperately.
"That department of course is up to Sominuso. Get out of my site you wretch."
"And what of Nejne, oh clever one?" Civ questioned softly.
"You, dear Najne have no business here. Speak of this to anyone and I assure you, no seal or dolphin has ever been clobbered as thoroughly as you will be."
Civ and Larice smirked and Najne was cast from their group forever.
"Shall we prepare the cereal?" Larice askissed. "Proceed. Remember, the bigger the box, the more venom to be spread. Make sure they go on sale in chains all across the country." Binde said before sweeping out of the room.
*******************
Charles Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters 1st day of the Fall Semester 8:00 AM, breakfast
"Welcome back for another year" Professor Xavier greeted his students brightly. "I'm sure you've noticed a few new faces amongst us this year. Mia Sensible, Lee Scarsdale and Jeffery Redding will be joining the senior class. Miss Sensible is a pyrokenetic, Mr. Redding an expert at transfiguring objects, and Master Scarsdale can levitate nearly anything you could throw at him."
"We've also gained a new history teacher. Ororo Munroe will no longer be teaching that subject-
"Oh, what a shame." Murmured St. John. Ororo gave the hardest tests of the entire faculty.
"Ms. Munroe will be teaching botany from here on out, as well as astrology for electives. We have Jonathan Slytherin with us this year for our history position. I trust you will find the class interesting, to say the least. That said, have a pleasant breakfast and enjoy morning classes."
Ron, Hermione and Harry had all taken seats in the middle of the busy dinning hall, which had allowed them a chance to observe their new surroundings and classmates. A girl dressed in yellow immediately caught the attention of Ron, and he and Harry immediately delved into speculation about the girl. Hermione rolled her eyes and moved herself to a table with a dark haired girl who wore gloves on her hands though it was the beginning of September.
"May I sit here?" Hermione asked the girl.
The brunette with skunk striper in here hair looked up, obviously shocked by the question. What exactly was this girl playing at? Nobody her age voluntarily sat by her. Come to think of it, few of the adults did either. "Feel free" she murmured, not looking up.
"I'm Mia" Hermione said, sticking out her hand.
"I can kill you with a touch" the girl blurted out.
"That's your name is it? Besides, you've got gloves on haven't you?" Hermione's logical mind saw no problem.
Slowly, Rogue, as she introduced herself struck out her arm and shook the English girl's hand. The two quickly began discussing the school and it's various teachers. Hermione filed away everything she learned for later. It proved to be a very informative meal. Rogue had dodged every question about her family while Hermione made up a great deal about Mia's parents.
As it turned out, History with Professor Snape, er Jonnathan Slytherin was their first class of the day. The 15 seniors walked into the room, certain that the class would be much easier to deal with than Ororo's. Ron. Hermione and Harry were curious as well, but knew better than to expect merry sunshine from the potions master.
"First of all, there will be absolutely NO use of powers in this class. A breech of this regulation will lead to serious consequences. Secondly, pay attention in class, do your classwork and stay on your toes" Hermione, Ron and Harry glanced at each other, recognizing the similarity to the way he addressed this class as he did to a certain Gryfffindor/Slytherin class seven years ago.
"I expect nothing but the best from each of you as this is a school for gifted youngsters" Snape sneered.
All hopes of an easy year vanished immediately. Rogue carefully nudged Hermione and informed her that this guy was 1,000 times worse than Ororo had ever been. Hermione was just whispering back a response when she felt a presence loom above her. Turning, she came face to face with Snape's pale face.
"Apparently, your name deceives you Miss Sensible. Were it otherwise, I'm sure you would not have behaved in such a fashion after hearing my 'speech. You will serve detention with me immediately following dinner."
The class stared. Not even Jubilee had managed to get a detention the first day of class for talking. Needless to say, the rest of the morning was far less dramatic. Lunch swung around and the Hogwarts trio found themselves dragged off into different directions. Hermione went with Rogue while Ron and St. John paired off. Harry ended up with Bobby and Kitty. Hermione caught Ron levitating a lunch tray directly over Snape's head. The brooding professor caught the object, and Ron found himself in detention with Hermione later that night.
Harry had somehow earned detention from Snape as well and the three met in the history classroom at 7:00 that night. "It was easier to get the three of you together than I anticipated. Though I must admit, I assumed Potter would earn the first detention." Severus greeted the three.
"I see things haven't changed." Ron muttered.
"Mr. Weasley, if you seriously thought I would let you get away with anything, after seven years of potions you're much stupider than I thought."
"Well honestly! Do you have to be the hardest teacher in EVERY school?" Harry burst out angrily.
"I assure you Mr. Potter, it is the sole goal of my existence. I derive great pleasure out of punishing young people" he stated dryly.
"If that's the last of the griping can we please get down to work?" Hermione said in a clipped tone.
Snape glared at her but refrained from commenting. "Miss Granger, you seem to be getting close to the Rogue girl, a good stroke of luck. Get her to trust you, confide in you, paint each other's toenails and whatever it is muggle teenagers do."
"Potter, Weasly, you two are to simply blend into the student body. A trying task for out famous Potter, perhaps too much to ask." He said sarcastically.
Harry simply rolled his eyes. "Any word on the haglets?"
"Yes actually," Charles Xavier said as he wheeled out from the desk where he'd been sitting unnoticed by the students.
"We suspect they are getting closer to contaminating all of the cereal. We've been monitoring several of the local grocery and supermarkets. Our very own Kitty Pryd was able to hack into the purchasing orders of many stores. It appears that in three weeks, every store within the major chains will be selling Cheerios on sale, and ordering three times as many boxes as usual. We suspect this is when the first rush will be. It is of the utmost importance that we stop it."
"Professor, why on earth is Rogue somewhat shunned from the other students?" Hermione questioned. "The only person who seems to be around her on a consistent basis is that Logan fellow."
Xavier shifted uncomfortably. "Many of the students are afraid of her after an event that took place here last year. "
"Well, if she's wearing clothes, it's obviously an unfounded fear" she said stiffly.
Charles' eyes twinkled in a way reminiscent of Albus Dumbledore; "Not everybody is as logical as you are Hermione."
She still looked slightly miffed, and Ron and Harry suggested they leave.
"Make sure you receive detention as least once every week." Snape said softly as they strode out the door.
*************
Author Notes:
erika (mysterylady_tx@yahoo.com) 2002-07-27 4 Anonymous ah..conflicting muses..must be fun...well just wanted to say that i hope you continue this soon cause it sounds great...and i love the fact that wolvie and snape are at each others throats:D..Hehe especially since they are essentialy erika
Ah thank you! I promise more of the potions master and the snareling wolverine ; )
(mysterylady_Tx@yahoo.com) 2002-07-27 3 Anonymous
LOL...poor snape...hehehe..this is great:D erika (mysterylady_Tx@yahoo.com) 2002-07-27 2 Anonymous LOL...omg..imagaine if you will...jubilee and snape it the same room:)...mwa hahaha...or better yet jubilee and snape in the same mall...damn that is not enough space:D...great chpter erika (mysterylady_Tx@yahooo.com) 2002-07-27 1
*** Thanks a lot Erika! Heheh there will be some fun moments with the mall rat and the man of only black clothing ; )
Anonymous interesting can't wiat to see what happens next:D
Thanks ya much!
Endriago Luna 2002-07-27 4 Signed Uh...that was a bit 'different' but never the less entertaining!! ROTFLMAO!! ONWARD!
Hehehehhe glad you enjoyed ; )
dog-boy 2002-07-25 3 Signed Kewl! ej 2002-07-23 3
My humble thank yous!
Anonymous ooh, um, more, quickly, please, now?? ¤Endriago Luna¤ 2002-07-22 3
Well, I hope the next cahpter is fullfilling ; )
Anonymous interesting!! very good!! Bravo!!! been waiting for a decent xmenXharrypotter
You like it? Thank you! I'm very excited you think it's a decennt x-over!
JoJo 2002-07-16 1 Signed Well, what can I say? Except that I'm loving this! I'm a sucker for both X-men (so what else is new...) and Harry Potter and you managed to stay true to everyone in both 'verses. Not a mean feat!
Can't wait to see Snape shopping for clothes! Ought to be hilarious!
Heheh hope you did like it lovely!
Orange 2002-07-15 2 Signed I know I should comment on the plot etc. but frankly, it seems to be going ok.
But I soOOoo want to see Snape shopping for 'muggle clothes'. Hehehehehehe! :) usakoesm 2002-07-14 1
Hope it went well and thanks for the encouragement!
Anonymous really interesting crossover and perfectly in character, too. i like the idea of hermione, ron, and harry being able to kick logan's butt :) can't wait for the next bit!
Heheheh fun idea to play with ; )
Harriet 2002-07-14 1 Signed Pretty cool, keep going.
I'll try snerk
Orange 2002-07-14 1 Signed interesting!
cross-overs are really hard to pull off and especially with such a rare cross-over (I haven't seen another hp/xmen one) but i'd love to see what you intend to do with this plot. keep writing! :)
Thanks much! I would like to see where teh plot is headed myself lol.
Katzztar 2002-07-26 4 Signed ROFL! I have been waiting soo paitently for the
next chapter ...and I get mindless insanity. LOL
Next capter!!!!!!!!!!please??
I hope the 4th installment satisfies that ; )
Lavender Rose 2002-07-24 1 Signed cool story! but dont ya think u should have put it in the crossovers bit?
Hmmm now that you think about it.....
Harriet 2002-07-23 3 Signed LMAO! Very funny. How will the students manage with their lack of knowledge in muggle subjects? Look forward to more. 2002- 07-22 3
Hehehh they'll try ; )
Anonymous so... you gonna tell us? boxers or briefs? Lol
Hmmm I'll leave that up for you to decide, for now ; )
Katzztar 2002-07-22 3 Signed I like it! hehe Hermione and crew shopping was a riot. I only reasently started to like Harry Potter so I really don't know much about them. But I've been a X-fan for 20 yrs. Wolvie was to charater :)Something many don't get in the movie section. But my fave charater is Kitty Pryde. Any chance of her appearing in this fic? Collec2r (collec2r@hotmail.com) 2002-07-21 3
Thanks much then! I'm deeply complimented that you liked Wolvie in here!
Anonymous Can't wait to see the next chapters ;-)
Great story.
Thanks ; )
Azora 2002-07-21 3 Signed " 'Yes, well you got off with a rather 'sensible' name, didn't you? "
I love that line!
I can't believe you don't have more reviews! I've been reading this on x- fiction too and I'm really tickled by it. It is well written, funny, and very entertaining. Please don't be discouraged by the lack of reviews.... sometimes I fear the only thing people glowingly review are W/R stories. It is so nice to see something original!!! Keep up the good work!
Well, I appreciate that very much! I hope it lives up to what you like!Q
CosmicGirl22 2002-07-17 2 Signed heya! I like this idea....of course because I live harry potter and xmen. Severus is my favorite char :) you should do some toad stuff here too
:)
Keep going!
Severus is fun. Toad eh? Hmmmmm....