Chapter 2: When nephews arise.
(Luke almost crash the plates into Lorelai and Rory, Lorelai laughs)
Luke: This is funny to you? (Lorelai doesn't answer, just laughs)
Rory: That means yes.
Lorelai: What's going on? Where did all these people come from?
Luke: Jess.
Lorelai: Ooh, I've never been there! Do they speak English in Jess?
Rory: Or is it like one of those weird languages that you can't learn in school?
Luke: I'd laugh if I had the time.
Lorelai: I'm sure you would.
Luke: And you'll have...
Lorelai & Rory: Coffee.
Rory: What a perfect match.
Lorelai: See? I told you those 3 hours of praciticing were not a total waste of time.
Luke: Anything else?
Lorelai: Pancakes.
Rory: Pancakes.
Lorelai: See? I told you we needed 3 hours more.
Luke: Coming up.
Rory: Luke, you want some help?
Luke: Could one of you two kick Jess' butt down here?
Lorelai: Ooh, let me!
Rory: Yeah, let her! (Lorelai gets up and goes upstairs)
Luke: Okay, what happened?
Rory: What do you mean, what happened?
Luke: You and Jess. It looks like you're avoiding each other.
Rory: Uh, well.. I'm not avoiding.
Luke: Whatever you say.
Rory: I say it's not true.
Luke: Okay.
Rory: Okay. (Luke goes to make the food)
[upstairs]
Lorelai: (knocks on the door) Rise and shine, Marie!
Jess: (yells) Go away.
Lorelai: Ha, not a chance of that happening.
Jess: Lorelai?
Lorelai: In flesh and coffee.
Jess: (opens the door) What?
Lorelai: Luke needs you downstairs.
Jess: Since when?
Lorelai: Since the diner is full of people.
Jess: Since when?
Lorelai: Since they came from Jess.
Jess: What?
Lorelai: What?
Jess: Are you trying to confuse me?
Lorelai: Mm hmm.
Jess: I'm going. (Jess goes downstairs, Lorelai follows)
Lorelai: (sits next to Rory and frowns) I didn't get to do the actual butt kicking.
Rory: Looks like Luke's gonna handle that. (they see Luke yelling at Jess)
Luke: Where did all these people came from?
Jess: I thought you'd be happy if the diner's actually full.
Luke: No you didn't.
Jess: Hmm.
Luke: What did you do?
Jess: Well...
Someone: (yelling) Hey where's my free doughnut? (Luke grunts)
Luke: You later! (Luke goes outside to remove the sign that says free doughnuts with every meal and goes back inside, Rory and Lorelai laughs)
Lorelai: Okay, so what have we planned for the day? Snow boarding? Jumping off a high mountain with a rope? Or how about something daring? We can watch Die Hard again.
Rory: Tempting, but I was thinking ice cream and a new movie.
Lorelai: A new movie? Will we dare?
Rory: I think so.
Lorelai: Let's.
Rory: Oh, so we'll need alot of snacks and treets.
Lorelai: Well, of course!
Rory: Which you can buy while I'm having a study group at the house.
Lorelai: Which include..?
Rory: Paris.
Lorelai: Uh-huh.
Rory: And more.
Lorelai: Mm hmm.
Rory: It won't take long, though. Just about a half an hour. Is it okay, mom?
Lorelai: I'll have to shop for snacks alone? Wait, that's good. No limits, no one can stop me!
Rory: Oh, there are limits. No yucky snacks that come in a closed not colorful bag and no gummy bears.
Lorelai: (frowns) Hmm. Fine.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Okay, okay I won't get yucky snacks that come in a closed not colorful bag.
Rory: And?
Lorelai: And no gummy bears.
Rory: Good girl.
(Luke almost crash the plates into Lorelai and Rory, Lorelai laughs)
Luke: This is funny to you? (Lorelai doesn't answer, just laughs)
Rory: That means yes.
Lorelai: What's going on? Where did all these people come from?
Luke: Jess.
Lorelai: Ooh, I've never been there! Do they speak English in Jess?
Rory: Or is it like one of those weird languages that you can't learn in school?
Luke: I'd laugh if I had the time.
Lorelai: I'm sure you would.
Luke: And you'll have...
Lorelai & Rory: Coffee.
Rory: What a perfect match.
Lorelai: See? I told you those 3 hours of praciticing were not a total waste of time.
Luke: Anything else?
Lorelai: Pancakes.
Rory: Pancakes.
Lorelai: See? I told you we needed 3 hours more.
Luke: Coming up.
Rory: Luke, you want some help?
Luke: Could one of you two kick Jess' butt down here?
Lorelai: Ooh, let me!
Rory: Yeah, let her! (Lorelai gets up and goes upstairs)
Luke: Okay, what happened?
Rory: What do you mean, what happened?
Luke: You and Jess. It looks like you're avoiding each other.
Rory: Uh, well.. I'm not avoiding.
Luke: Whatever you say.
Rory: I say it's not true.
Luke: Okay.
Rory: Okay. (Luke goes to make the food)
[upstairs]
Lorelai: (knocks on the door) Rise and shine, Marie!
Jess: (yells) Go away.
Lorelai: Ha, not a chance of that happening.
Jess: Lorelai?
Lorelai: In flesh and coffee.
Jess: (opens the door) What?
Lorelai: Luke needs you downstairs.
Jess: Since when?
Lorelai: Since the diner is full of people.
Jess: Since when?
Lorelai: Since they came from Jess.
Jess: What?
Lorelai: What?
Jess: Are you trying to confuse me?
Lorelai: Mm hmm.
Jess: I'm going. (Jess goes downstairs, Lorelai follows)
Lorelai: (sits next to Rory and frowns) I didn't get to do the actual butt kicking.
Rory: Looks like Luke's gonna handle that. (they see Luke yelling at Jess)
Luke: Where did all these people came from?
Jess: I thought you'd be happy if the diner's actually full.
Luke: No you didn't.
Jess: Hmm.
Luke: What did you do?
Jess: Well...
Someone: (yelling) Hey where's my free doughnut? (Luke grunts)
Luke: You later! (Luke goes outside to remove the sign that says free doughnuts with every meal and goes back inside, Rory and Lorelai laughs)
Lorelai: Okay, so what have we planned for the day? Snow boarding? Jumping off a high mountain with a rope? Or how about something daring? We can watch Die Hard again.
Rory: Tempting, but I was thinking ice cream and a new movie.
Lorelai: A new movie? Will we dare?
Rory: I think so.
Lorelai: Let's.
Rory: Oh, so we'll need alot of snacks and treets.
Lorelai: Well, of course!
Rory: Which you can buy while I'm having a study group at the house.
Lorelai: Which include..?
Rory: Paris.
Lorelai: Uh-huh.
Rory: And more.
Lorelai: Mm hmm.
Rory: It won't take long, though. Just about a half an hour. Is it okay, mom?
Lorelai: I'll have to shop for snacks alone? Wait, that's good. No limits, no one can stop me!
Rory: Oh, there are limits. No yucky snacks that come in a closed not colorful bag and no gummy bears.
Lorelai: (frowns) Hmm. Fine.
Rory: Mom.
Lorelai: Okay, okay I won't get yucky snacks that come in a closed not colorful bag.
Rory: And?
Lorelai: And no gummy bears.
Rory: Good girl.