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Well some of you asked for it, so here it is, chapter 2p

Chapter 2: The Party Beginsp

It was right before the big party, and Ryou and Bakura were trying to decide on what costumes they wanted to wear.p

"Ugh, why do I have to go to this stupid party?" Bakura asked with rage.p

"Because its important to me, and I want you to be there." said Ryou.p

"Well I don't know what to wear to this stupid party." said Bakura.p

"Well I know who I want to be." said Ryou "Come on, I want to show you my idea..."p

"Yami, come here I need help. I can't do this alone." Yugi said.p

Yugi was putting up decorations for the party. He wanted to make sure that everything was perfect for tonight. "You know, short people shouldn't attempt to put things on the ceiling, they can fall off the chair they're standing on." said a laughing Yami Yugi.p

"That's not funny!" said Yugi who was full of anger. "I asked you for your help, now are you going to help me out or not?"p

"Yeah, yeah, yeah." Yami Yugi said, and then the doorbell rang.p

"Bweep!, Bweep!, Bweep!, Bweep!"p

"Oh crap!" said Yugi. The sound of the doorbell had scared Yugi and he fell off the chair and hit the ground.p

"I told you you shouldn't stand on chairs" said Yami Yugi in a know-it-all it type of way as he answered the door.p

"Well hello Joey, come on in. Don't mind the young mortal who is lying on the floor. He just had a little tumble, that's all." said Yami Yugi.p

"Geeze Yug, what happened? Were you standing on another chair again? How many times have I told you not to?" said Joey "Short people should not hang up decorations."p


"Ya know that really irates me." said a now very angered Yami Yugi. "Just because I am short doesn't mean I can't...uh...oh who cares if I am short. Just don't cross me or I will banish you to the shadown realm with my Dark Magician! And don't you forget it!"p

"Hey Yam," Joey asked Yami Yugi, "Did Yugi forget to take his meds today?"p

"I don't need medication! Joey, I'm gonna hurt you! Ahhhh!"p

"Bweep! Bweep! Bweep! Bweep! Bweep! Bweep! Bweep!" the sound of the doorbell came, but stopped when the sound of a voice began shouting. "Where are those idiots? What kind of sick people don't answer the door?" And the doorbell began to ring again.p

"Bweep! Bweep! Bweep! Bweep!"p

Is someone gonna get the door?" asked Joey.p

"Its just the tomb-raiding thief." said Yami Yugi.p

"Well that doorbell is getting annoying, so I'm gonna get it." said Yugi.p

Yugi answered the door, and to his great surprise, Ryou was standing there. "Ryou, who was yelling like that?" asked Yugi. p

"It was me mortal fool. Now get out of my way before I send your foul, pathetic, uh..."and Ryou stopped talking. "Yugi, don't worry, its me Ryou. I just dressed up as Bakura for Halloween. No need to frightend."p

"Well if you're being Bakura, then who is Bakura dressing up as?" Before Ryou could answer that, Bakura came running up behind Ryou with a big cake decorated as a pumkin in his handsp

"Good day everyone, I made some cake for the party." But Bakura seemed a little too excited, so excited that when he began to run up the stairs he tripped and the cake fell on the ground.p

"Oh Judas Priest Mother F&*%$#! I dropped my flippin' cake. That's just great." said Bakura losing his light and airy accent. "I spent all afternoon making that fudgen' thing!"p

"Oh shut up you pathetic mortal, human... person." said Ryou with a deep mean sounding voice."p

"Get off the floor and quit pouting before I really make you cry."p

"Shut up! I don't want to play this! You shouldn't act tough mortal, you have no strenght, and I will make you cry you little bastard." said a now flamin' mad Bakura.p

"Hey, hey calm down," said Ryou losing his tough guy voice " there is no need for you to get so mad over a cake."p

"Its not about the f***** cake you little brat!" said Bakura standing to his feet with clenched fists. "Its this whole f***** holiday that is making me mad. I don't like pretending to be a sweet, gay, fairy. That's not who I am and not who I want to be!"p

"But Bakura, on Halloween you're supposed to be someone else. That's the point, except for the candy of cour..." said Ryou.p

"Oh Halloween this you fag." and Bakura punched Ryou right in his face, and Ryou fell over the step-railing and into the bushes.p

Just then, Joey poked his head out,"Hey what's all the noise abou...hey! Cake!" and Joey launched down to the ground and began to eat the cake.p

"Hey! Don't eat that!" screamed Bakura." I made that so I get to eat the entire thing!"p

"Yeah, tell that to my mouth," and Joey bit Bakura's hand.p

"Hey, let go!" screamed Bakura and he began to choke Joey.p

"Hey come on guys cut it out." said Yami Yugi as he tried to brake the fight.p

"Keep out of this Pharaoh!" screamed Bakura as he punched Yami Yugi right in the crotch.p

"Owww!" said Yami Yugi as he gasped for breath. "If you want to fight dirty then fine!" And Yami Yugi bent down and bit Bakura's other hand after first prying it off of Joey's throat.p

"Oww! Pharaoh. I'm gonna hurt you, only if I had a hand to get you with I'd do it sooner."p

People were begining to gather in the streets watching the 3 fight.p

"Come on guys, don't do this in front of grandpa's shop, its bad for business. Hey, Honda, just in time, could you pull Ryou out of those bushes? Thanks." Yugi said as Honda walked up the sidewalk.p

Once the fight was broken up and Ryou was out of the bushes, they went inside.p

"So Joey, what did you bring for a costume?" asked Yugi.p

"Well, I didn't want to wear it here, so I brought it in a bag so I could change once I got here, so I'll be right back."p

"Ok, just hurry, I want to see what you are gonna be." said Honda.p

Honda was dressed up as, well... nothing. He also had a bag with his costume in it too.p

"Yugi, I'm gonna go in your room and change, and when you guys see me, you'd better not laugh." said Honda.p

While Joey and Honda were changing, there was someone at the door."Bweep! Bweep! Bweep!"p

Yugi got up and walked to the door and answered it.p

"Hey Mai, Anzu. How's it going?"p

"Not bad Yugi, thanks for inviting me. Don't you like my costume?" Mai siad. She was wearing a black leather skirt with a black tee-shirt, and a black cape. She was also had a pair of black leather boots that went up to her knees and made her 5 inches taller.p

"Yeah, its really nice." said Yugi.p

"Well, what about mine?" asked Anzu who was wearing a pirate outfit with an eyepatch and a sword.p

"Really nice," said Yugi who was still staring at Mai.p

"Well Yugi, are you going to sit there and gawk at Mai and not let us in, or are you going to be polite and pull your eyes off her for a minute so you can get the hell out of MY way!" said an angry, rejected Anzu.p

"Yeah, oh right, come in."p

Mai went and sat down next to Ryou who was cracking his knuckles.p

"Hey baby, nice costume. Come to daddy!" and Ryou began to grab at Mai.p

"Hands off!" and Mai kicked Ryou in the face.p

"Ow! Geeze Mai," Ryou said losing his tough guy voice once again. "there is no need to get violent. I'm just pretending to be Bakura."p

"Oh well don't do it around me or you will get kicked somewhere else."p

"Right-o." said Ryou. "I'll talk to you later." and he got up and walked away from her.p

Anzu walked over to Bakura and began to talk to him.p

"Hello Bakura, you don't look any different. Didn't you want to be anyone?" Anzu asked him.p

Bakura, who was looking slightly dipleased in having a conversation with Anzu, answered her. "Listen, I'm dressing up as my gay Abiou, now if you want to bother me I suggest you don't."p

Anzu, who pretended she didn't hear him, asked him if he liked her costume. "Come on Bakura, don't you think it makes me look hot?"p

"Listen fella, I don't like guys, so why don't you go hit on someone who might actually think you're the least bit atractive. Like a monkey, or a blind dog." said Bakura viciously.p

"Excuse me," said Anzu. "I don't appriciate that." and she slapped him right across the face.p

"That's it!" and Bakura launched himself at her, knocking her to the floor and began to pummel her in the stomach. "I don't like guys!"p

"I am not a guy!" screamed Anzu, and she threw Bakura off of herself with her manish strength.p

"Don't touch me again you monster.p

"Monster, I am no monster, I am a thief, and a stealer of souls, but a monster, oh no." said Bakura.p

"That's enough you two, breat it up." said Yami Yugi.p

A couple of minutes passed until Honda came out of Yugi's room. Everyone just starred at him because he was wearing a short mini-skirt with a tank top and high heels. He even had socks stuffed down his shirt. "So, what do you guys think? Am I hot or what?" asked Triston.p

Before anybody could answer, Joey came out of the bathroom wearing a blond wig, a white tube-top, a short purple jacket, along with a purple mini-skirt and matching purple boots. "Everyone, look at me, I'm so pretty, I love me!" Joey said while hugging himself and blowing kisses at everyone.p

"Well Joey, nice costume," said Mai with a look that could kill.p

"Uh... what are you doing here?" Joey asked stopping his immitation of Mai.p

"Yugi invited me, and I am not going to stand here and let you make fun of me." Mai said while standing up and walking into the kitchen.p

"Oh, don't mind her," Joey started. "She's just upset that she's not getting any of this anymore!" Joey said pointing to himself.p

"Yeah that's exactly why." Anzu said with a frown on her face.p

"Well what a fun party this is!" said Bakura with a sarcastic grin on his face.p

"Well, I'm gonna change into my costume, and then I'm gonna go talk to Mai. Yami, you can change after I am done.p

"Ya know Honda," Anzu began with a sudutive voice, "I think you look really hot in that outfit."p

"I knew it!" shouted Bakura. "I know for a fact now that you are gay, fella. Clearly, eveybody can see that's Honda, who is a guy, and you, who clearly looks like a man. I knew it, I knew it!"p

"That's it f*****, I'm gonna kick your ass!" screamed Anzu as she jumped at Bakura.p

"Oh great! The fag is on top of me!" screamed a scared Bakura. "I don't want gay boy humping me!"p

"I am not a man!" shouted Anzu as she pulled of the bandana adn eye-patch. "See? I'm not a man. I'm a beautiful and attractive woman."p

Bakura stood up, looked closly at her face until he began to speak. "If you are really a woman, then you shouldn't have that mustache that's growing in."p

Anzu pressed her hands against her mouth and ran into the bathroom crying. "Now then," Bakura began regaining his sweet voice. " Who wants to play a fun game? Hmm, anyone?"p

Meanwhile, Yugi had finished changing. He was dressed up as Pegasus. He had a white wig, and a red suit.p

"Hey Mai, are you ok?" Yugi asked Mai as he enterd the kitchen.p

"No, I miss Joey. I wish we never broke up with him, its just that I didn't want to have problems with him. We were going through a rough spot, and I didn't want to continue, so I dumped him. He cried, and I felt bad, but instead of comforting him, I yelled at him and walked away. I still feel terrible about it. Every time I see him, he always calls me a bad word. All I want to do is get back together with him, but he doesn't." Mai said gloomly.p

"Don't worry about it Mai, I could talk to Joey for you." Yugi said trying to solace her.p

"I'd rather you not, Yugi." she said. " I think it would be for the best if we don't get back together."p

"Ok, let's get back to the party." Yugi said.p

When Yugi and Mai returned to the party, Yami Yugi thanked them and ranoff to get changed. Joey was at the table eating chips and cookies, Honda was on the couch admiring his costume, Ryou was torchering a spider with a toothpick, Bakura was knitting a pair of gloves for Ryou, and Anzu was in the bathroom. Yugi and Mai sat down, and Yugi began to speak.p

"Well the dinner won't be ready for another 10 minutes, so do you guys want to play a game?" Before anyone could answer, Anzu came out of the bathroom with little pieces of toilet paper stuck to her face.p

"I don't want to talk about it," she said giving Bakura a dirty look. He sat there with a grin on his face and mumbled " Oh dear."p




Well, chapter 2 is finally done. And not to worry even though Halloween is over, My Halloween spirt isn't. I still have more ideas for this story so stay tuned. And there will be no gay romance in this story because I am a guy and I think it is wrong for guys to be kissing guys. I might come around though. Maybe, just maybe.