I know it is way past Halloween, but I still am not done with this story so tough luck. Ha Ha Ha. Well here is chapter 4
Disclaimer: Ya Da Ya Da Ya Da we all know how it goes.
Chapter 4: The Dinner
Yugi brought the dinner out on the table and told everyone to come in.
"I'm not sitting next to manish woman." Bakura said as he sat down.
"Bite me asshole!" Anzu shouted.
"No thanks, I don't want to catch your ugly disease." he said scornfully.
"Screw off!" she shouted.
"Well if I do I wont be thinking of you when I do." he said sarcatically.
"That's it!" Anzu shouted and everyone went silent. "I'm sick and tired of you and your comments toward me. So take this!" and she threw a handfull of mash potatoes at Bakura.
"You bitch!" he shouted. "You ruined my outfit."
"Oh well, I don't care!" she shouted at him.
"Listen matey, I am not the person you want to mess with. I can make life a living hell for you or I can just end it." Bakura said returning to his normal self.
"You wanna try?" Anzu said not backing down. "If I am such a MAN, then I am going to take you down!"
"Really, do you want to try this outside?"
"Oh sit down tomb-raider!" Yami Yugi shouted as he threw a bread roll at him.( he had finally come out of Yugi's room and he was dressed up as a pharaoh.
"Don't tell me what to do your highness!" Bakura shouted as he an apple at Yami Yugi, but it missed and hit Honda.
"Hey watch it you freak," and Honda threw it back at him.
"Everyone that is enough!" Joey shouted. "Food is for eating not for throwin'." he screamed.
"Then eat this!" Bakura shouted as he threw a decrotive gord at Joey.
"Hey that hurt!" Joey said.
"Really? Would you like another?" Bakura asked as he chucked a piece of pumkin pie at Joey.
"Arg" was the stange noise that Joey made as he caught the pie in his mouth.
"Ha Ha Ha! I have trained the puppy dog to catch!
Everyone at the table laughed, and the tension was broken. Because nobody was able to eat, Yugi called and orderd a pizza while everyone else went into the living room and watched tv.
"Uh geeze, what a party." Yugi said to himself as he cleaned up the dinning room. "The things I do for my friends."
While they were waiting for the pizza a trick-or-treater came to the door. Unfortunatly for the little boy, Bakura answerd the door.
"Trick-or-Treat!" said the littl boy.
"I chose trick" said Bakura.
"Um... what do you mean." asked the kid.
"Well, you said trick or treat, and I chose for you to trick me.
"Its just an experesion." explained the kid.
"Well its a pretty crappy one." said Bakura and he slammed the door in the kids face.
"Geeze, I tell you, kids these days. They have no brains."
Five minutes had passed until there was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it!"Bakura said cheerfully.
He answered the door and the little boy was standing there with someone other kid who seemed to be a much older brother with friends.
"So." the brother began, "You are the kid who wont give any candy to my little brother?"
"Hey the kid said trick-or-treat, and I chose trick and he wouldn't trick me so he didn't get any." said Bakura losing his temper.
"Well you want to be tricked?" the brother asked. "Well when you wake up tomorrow there will be somehthing waiting for you in your lawn."
"Try that and I will track you down. More then that, I will hurt you too." Bakura said with his teeth gritted.
"Oh well, you are gonna be surprised." the boy said as he walked away.
"Oh I hope they try something, I want to go after them so bad!" Bakura said. He sat down and about 30 seconds later, someone else was at the door. "I'll get it!" Bakura shouted as he jumped up and got the door.
"That will be $24.50 not including tip." said a very unenthusiastic pizza boy.
"Damn!" Bakura screamed,"I shouldn't have gotten the door. Fine here is $24.50, and your tip, don't eat yellow snow. Thank you, Goodbye!" and Bakura slammed the door in the pizza delivery boy's face.
"Ignorant fool," Bakura began. "He probably doesn't even know what snow is. Everyone, COME EAT!"
Everyone went into the kitchen going after Bakura. "Hey don't step on my shoes Anzu, or I will step on you!" He shouted at Anzu who really wanted to eat.
"All of you move it!" Joey screamed as he grabbed the pizza out of Bakura's hands.
"Hey, that's mine, I bought it!" Bakura yelled as he tripped him. "Ha Ha Ha Ha HAA. Mortal idiot!"
"Grr... ruff ruff, I am going to bite you again!" Joey shouted.
"Ahh! Keep away mortal!"
"Give me pizza, ARGH!"
"oW, let go of my leg!" Bakura screamed.
Joey was biting Bakura's leg, and not letting go once again.
"What are you? A canibal?" Bakura screamed. "Get the Hell off!"
"Break it up you two." shouted Yami Yugi.
"I want some pizza.. sniff... sniff..." wailed Joey.
"Fine just get off the floor and quit your pouting." Bakura said with a note of disgust in his voice.
They all went to the table and started to eat. After about 10 minutes of munching, they were inturupted by the sound of the doorbell.
"I'll get it!" Bakura yelled. "Wait, no one orderd any pizza did they?" asked Bakura before opening the door.
"No." Yugi replied.
"Ok." Bakura said cheerfully. He opened the door, and didn't see anyone until he looked down and saw a small paper bag that was on fire. He ran into the kitchen, and he grabbed a glass of water. He hurried to the door and dumped the water on the bag. He picked it up and he began to talk to himself.
"Very clever" Bakura said to himself as he opened the bag. "Dog shit lit on fire. Not bad, they should have put some chemicals in it though, pity. Well I thought those kids could have done better then that."
Bakura walked back inside, and gave the bag to Anzu." Here, a gift." He said to her.
"Ewww, that is disgusting!" Anzu screamed.
"What?" Bakura said, "I thought it looked like her."
There, Chapter 4 is done. Next up chapter 5. It should be coming in a few more days. Please review!!!!!!!!
Disclaimer: Ya Da Ya Da Ya Da we all know how it goes.
Chapter 4: The Dinner
Yugi brought the dinner out on the table and told everyone to come in.
"I'm not sitting next to manish woman." Bakura said as he sat down.
"Bite me asshole!" Anzu shouted.
"No thanks, I don't want to catch your ugly disease." he said scornfully.
"Screw off!" she shouted.
"Well if I do I wont be thinking of you when I do." he said sarcatically.
"That's it!" Anzu shouted and everyone went silent. "I'm sick and tired of you and your comments toward me. So take this!" and she threw a handfull of mash potatoes at Bakura.
"You bitch!" he shouted. "You ruined my outfit."
"Oh well, I don't care!" she shouted at him.
"Listen matey, I am not the person you want to mess with. I can make life a living hell for you or I can just end it." Bakura said returning to his normal self.
"You wanna try?" Anzu said not backing down. "If I am such a MAN, then I am going to take you down!"
"Really, do you want to try this outside?"
"Oh sit down tomb-raider!" Yami Yugi shouted as he threw a bread roll at him.( he had finally come out of Yugi's room and he was dressed up as a pharaoh.
"Don't tell me what to do your highness!" Bakura shouted as he an apple at Yami Yugi, but it missed and hit Honda.
"Hey watch it you freak," and Honda threw it back at him.
"Everyone that is enough!" Joey shouted. "Food is for eating not for throwin'." he screamed.
"Then eat this!" Bakura shouted as he threw a decrotive gord at Joey.
"Hey that hurt!" Joey said.
"Really? Would you like another?" Bakura asked as he chucked a piece of pumkin pie at Joey.
"Arg" was the stange noise that Joey made as he caught the pie in his mouth.
"Ha Ha Ha! I have trained the puppy dog to catch!
Everyone at the table laughed, and the tension was broken. Because nobody was able to eat, Yugi called and orderd a pizza while everyone else went into the living room and watched tv.
"Uh geeze, what a party." Yugi said to himself as he cleaned up the dinning room. "The things I do for my friends."
While they were waiting for the pizza a trick-or-treater came to the door. Unfortunatly for the little boy, Bakura answerd the door.
"Trick-or-Treat!" said the littl boy.
"I chose trick" said Bakura.
"Um... what do you mean." asked the kid.
"Well, you said trick or treat, and I chose for you to trick me.
"Its just an experesion." explained the kid.
"Well its a pretty crappy one." said Bakura and he slammed the door in the kids face.
"Geeze, I tell you, kids these days. They have no brains."
Five minutes had passed until there was a knock at the door.
"I'll get it!"Bakura said cheerfully.
He answered the door and the little boy was standing there with someone other kid who seemed to be a much older brother with friends.
"So." the brother began, "You are the kid who wont give any candy to my little brother?"
"Hey the kid said trick-or-treat, and I chose trick and he wouldn't trick me so he didn't get any." said Bakura losing his temper.
"Well you want to be tricked?" the brother asked. "Well when you wake up tomorrow there will be somehthing waiting for you in your lawn."
"Try that and I will track you down. More then that, I will hurt you too." Bakura said with his teeth gritted.
"Oh well, you are gonna be surprised." the boy said as he walked away.
"Oh I hope they try something, I want to go after them so bad!" Bakura said. He sat down and about 30 seconds later, someone else was at the door. "I'll get it!" Bakura shouted as he jumped up and got the door.
"That will be $24.50 not including tip." said a very unenthusiastic pizza boy.
"Damn!" Bakura screamed,"I shouldn't have gotten the door. Fine here is $24.50, and your tip, don't eat yellow snow. Thank you, Goodbye!" and Bakura slammed the door in the pizza delivery boy's face.
"Ignorant fool," Bakura began. "He probably doesn't even know what snow is. Everyone, COME EAT!"
Everyone went into the kitchen going after Bakura. "Hey don't step on my shoes Anzu, or I will step on you!" He shouted at Anzu who really wanted to eat.
"All of you move it!" Joey screamed as he grabbed the pizza out of Bakura's hands.
"Hey, that's mine, I bought it!" Bakura yelled as he tripped him. "Ha Ha Ha Ha HAA. Mortal idiot!"
"Grr... ruff ruff, I am going to bite you again!" Joey shouted.
"Ahh! Keep away mortal!"
"Give me pizza, ARGH!"
"oW, let go of my leg!" Bakura screamed.
Joey was biting Bakura's leg, and not letting go once again.
"What are you? A canibal?" Bakura screamed. "Get the Hell off!"
"Break it up you two." shouted Yami Yugi.
"I want some pizza.. sniff... sniff..." wailed Joey.
"Fine just get off the floor and quit your pouting." Bakura said with a note of disgust in his voice.
They all went to the table and started to eat. After about 10 minutes of munching, they were inturupted by the sound of the doorbell.
"I'll get it!" Bakura yelled. "Wait, no one orderd any pizza did they?" asked Bakura before opening the door.
"No." Yugi replied.
"Ok." Bakura said cheerfully. He opened the door, and didn't see anyone until he looked down and saw a small paper bag that was on fire. He ran into the kitchen, and he grabbed a glass of water. He hurried to the door and dumped the water on the bag. He picked it up and he began to talk to himself.
"Very clever" Bakura said to himself as he opened the bag. "Dog shit lit on fire. Not bad, they should have put some chemicals in it though, pity. Well I thought those kids could have done better then that."
Bakura walked back inside, and gave the bag to Anzu." Here, a gift." He said to her.
"Ewww, that is disgusting!" Anzu screamed.
"What?" Bakura said, "I thought it looked like her."
There, Chapter 4 is done. Next up chapter 5. It should be coming in a few more days. Please review!!!!!!!!