Disclaimer: JK Rowling owns all this stuff, 'cept for the tune. I again, provide the ever
harmionious combination of insanity.
A/N: My second christmas song! It's a show now rather than a movie. I like the first one a
bit better, but this one is a bit more singable. The idea's been over done, and I probably
would have used Fred and George, But it seems more gleefully sund Peeves' voice. So, er...
I am henceforth proud to present:
Insane potterized Christmas song #2:
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
(our familar Poltergiest floats out on stage, chucking a candy cane and blowing a raspberry
at the our stage manager...)
Snape (irritable as always):How did they ever rope me into this? That's it Albus, tell them
I quit this christmas production!
Dumbledore (pouting): You can't Severus, you're still in infinite debt to me for saving your
name and hiring you even though you're an ex-deatheater
Snape: Oh....Bah Humbug!
Lupin(whispering from offstage): Who forgot to take their Prozac potion this morning?
Snape: Shut up werewolf!
Lupin: Touchy...anyway, I'm here to take over you're job...they want you singing the next number
after this
Snape: (thunderstruck) WHAT?!?!?!
(after several minutes of mayhem, the curtain goes up on peeves)
Peeves: I made a mess in the kitchens,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Yelled "got your conk" at Slytherins,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Wrecked havoc in the corridors,
Trippped up several Griffindors,
Stole from greasy's potions stores,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me.
Oh!
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
Says old professorhead,
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
I'll hide from the Baron instead.
I stuffed keyholes with bubblegum,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Told pimply Myrtle she was dumb
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Lobbed water balloons at first years,
All the while screeching jeers,
Put mud in their butterbeers,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Oh!
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
Makes no diff'rence 'cause I'm dead,
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
I'll hide from the Baron instead.
I Told them I'd be good and sighed,
'Cause Norris snitched on me,
But Peevsie Weevsie always lied,
'Cause Norris snitched on me,
Next year I'll do just the same,
Gotta live up to my name,
But for now I'll play their game, ....(right!)
'Cause Norris snitched on me.
Oh!
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
Says old Professorhead,
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
I'll hide from the Baron instead.
Nearly-headless Nick and the Fat Friar:
So you'd better behave, whatever you do,
Or we'll send baron after you....
Peeves (spoken with a grin): Oops! Was that Veritiserum I just dropped in to the
Christmas pudding?
Nearly-headless Nick and the Fat Friar:
Peeves gets nothing for christmas!
harmionious combination of insanity.
A/N: My second christmas song! It's a show now rather than a movie. I like the first one a
bit better, but this one is a bit more singable. The idea's been over done, and I probably
would have used Fred and George, But it seems more gleefully sund Peeves' voice. So, er...
I am henceforth proud to present:
Insane potterized Christmas song #2:
I'm getting nothing for Christmas
(our familar Poltergiest floats out on stage, chucking a candy cane and blowing a raspberry
at the our stage manager...)
Snape (irritable as always):How did they ever rope me into this? That's it Albus, tell them
I quit this christmas production!
Dumbledore (pouting): You can't Severus, you're still in infinite debt to me for saving your
name and hiring you even though you're an ex-deatheater
Snape: Oh....Bah Humbug!
Lupin(whispering from offstage): Who forgot to take their Prozac potion this morning?
Snape: Shut up werewolf!
Lupin: Touchy...anyway, I'm here to take over you're job...they want you singing the next number
after this
Snape: (thunderstruck) WHAT?!?!?!
(after several minutes of mayhem, the curtain goes up on peeves)
Peeves: I made a mess in the kitchens,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Yelled "got your conk" at Slytherins,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Wrecked havoc in the corridors,
Trippped up several Griffindors,
Stole from greasy's potions stores,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me.
Oh!
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
Says old professorhead,
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
I'll hide from the Baron instead.
I stuffed keyholes with bubblegum,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Told pimply Myrtle she was dumb
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Lobbed water balloons at first years,
All the while screeching jeers,
Put mud in their butterbeers,
Mrs. Norris snitched on me,
Oh!
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
Makes no diff'rence 'cause I'm dead,
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
I'll hide from the Baron instead.
I Told them I'd be good and sighed,
'Cause Norris snitched on me,
But Peevsie Weevsie always lied,
'Cause Norris snitched on me,
Next year I'll do just the same,
Gotta live up to my name,
But for now I'll play their game, ....(right!)
'Cause Norris snitched on me.
Oh!
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
Says old Professorhead,
I'm gettin' nothin' for Christmas,
I'll hide from the Baron instead.
Nearly-headless Nick and the Fat Friar:
So you'd better behave, whatever you do,
Or we'll send baron after you....
Peeves (spoken with a grin): Oops! Was that Veritiserum I just dropped in to the
Christmas pudding?
Nearly-headless Nick and the Fat Friar:
Peeves gets nothing for christmas!