Author note: Please...do not ask me what mental condition i was under writing this one...
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Part 5: The Yule Ball Carol
Stage Manager (me): Alright folks, big production number! Herd 'em on stage!
Ron: Do I /really/ have to wear these ruddy dress robes again?
Stage Magager (me): Yes...Vicktor?
Krum: ((holding a page of lyrics with a look of confusion) Uh...how do I haff to say this, again?
Stage Manager (me): "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
Krum: Ah, yes. Valking in a Vinter Vunderland...
Stage Manager (me):Close enough...okay! Places!
Lee Jordan: AND NOW, IN A STYLISH MUSICAL REINACTMENT OF THE 1994 YULE BALL, I AM PROUD TO PRESENT OUR HOGWARTS VERSION OF "WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND"
(Krum appears to be concentration very hard on getting the pronuncation right as the curtain goes up to reveal the great hall, glittering in it's holiday splendor)
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Krum: Shall ve dance, Herm-oh-ninny?
Ginny (hopping on one foot):
Ouch!
Neville:
I'm soooo sorry Ginny!
Harry (to Ron):
We're both out of luck
Ron:
This ball really sucks
Krum:
Valking in a Vinter Vunderland!
Fred & Angelina:
Groove all night to Weird Sisters
In the morn, we'll have blisters
Prof. Sinistra
To two-steps we'll rock
Prof. Moody:
Hey Potter, nice socks
Krum:
Valking in a Vinter Vunderland!
Harry & Ron:
In the garden peek behind the bushes
Rodger & Fleur
Hormones rage and all the couples play
Stebbins & Fawcett
We'll have lots of fun behind the bushes
Harry & Ron:
Untill Professor Snape blasts them away!
Flitwick:
Students from other nations
Criticize decorations
Fleur:
Zees place eez a bore!
Ron:
Who's asking /you/ Fleur?
Krum:
Valking in Vinter Vunderland!
Hagrid:
In the garden I confront Olympe
Questiong her bloodline makes her squirm
Harry & Ron:
On the statue Rita Skeeter's snooping
Hermione:
But we won't know it's her 'til end of term!
Ron & Hermione:
Later on, we'll retire
To a fight by the fire
Hermione:
Boys can't take a hint!
Ron:
My robe's covered in lint!
Krum:
Valking....in a Vinter Vunderlaaaaand!!!
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Part 5: The Yule Ball Carol
Stage Manager (me): Alright folks, big production number! Herd 'em on stage!
Ron: Do I /really/ have to wear these ruddy dress robes again?
Stage Magager (me): Yes...Vicktor?
Krum: ((holding a page of lyrics with a look of confusion) Uh...how do I haff to say this, again?
Stage Manager (me): "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"
Krum: Ah, yes. Valking in a Vinter Vunderland...
Stage Manager (me):Close enough...okay! Places!
Lee Jordan: AND NOW, IN A STYLISH MUSICAL REINACTMENT OF THE 1994 YULE BALL, I AM PROUD TO PRESENT OUR HOGWARTS VERSION OF "WALKING IN A WINTER WONDERLAND"
(Krum appears to be concentration very hard on getting the pronuncation right as the curtain goes up to reveal the great hall, glittering in it's holiday splendor)
**************************
Krum: Shall ve dance, Herm-oh-ninny?
Ginny (hopping on one foot):
Ouch!
Neville:
I'm soooo sorry Ginny!
Harry (to Ron):
We're both out of luck
Ron:
This ball really sucks
Krum:
Valking in a Vinter Vunderland!
Fred & Angelina:
Groove all night to Weird Sisters
In the morn, we'll have blisters
Prof. Sinistra
To two-steps we'll rock
Prof. Moody:
Hey Potter, nice socks
Krum:
Valking in a Vinter Vunderland!
Harry & Ron:
In the garden peek behind the bushes
Rodger & Fleur
Hormones rage and all the couples play
Stebbins & Fawcett
We'll have lots of fun behind the bushes
Harry & Ron:
Untill Professor Snape blasts them away!
Flitwick:
Students from other nations
Criticize decorations
Fleur:
Zees place eez a bore!
Ron:
Who's asking /you/ Fleur?
Krum:
Valking in Vinter Vunderland!
Hagrid:
In the garden I confront Olympe
Questiong her bloodline makes her squirm
Harry & Ron:
On the statue Rita Skeeter's snooping
Hermione:
But we won't know it's her 'til end of term!
Ron & Hermione:
Later on, we'll retire
To a fight by the fire
Hermione:
Boys can't take a hint!
Ron:
My robe's covered in lint!
Krum:
Valking....in a Vinter Vunderlaaaaand!!!