Disclaimer:I own no one..period
A/N:Sorry about the wait,i didn't know what to do next.I hope this'll keep you entertained.Yeah,Game 2 wasn't THAT funny,i hope it still made you laugh a little bit.Oh well,here's Game 3..enjoy
~DHoT
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Game 3
DL:Welcome back to Whose Smasher is it Anyway?Where everything's made up and the points don't matter.That's right the points are like the Rock's wrestling career.
[Crowd Laughs]
DL:[in a Rock-like voice]It DOESN'T MATTER!Anyway,our next game is "Song Styles".This is for Link,Capt.Falcon and Sonic.What'll happen is Link & Capt.Falcon will be making crazy Song Titles and Sonic will haveta sing them in whatever style they say,or something like that.whatever,start when your ready.
Link:We'll get back to Canopy,the Little Ugly Can-opener that couldn't open in a sec.But,first we're bring you this announcement.
Capt Falcon:Songs of the Mushroom Kingdom.They've been really popular
Link:They were popular when F-Zero was actually a good game.
Capt Falcon:haha,no.....Anyway,we have over 99,000,000 songs of th eMushroom Kingdom,on this cassette tape because we're on a low budget,we haveta make due.
[Capt Falcon drops the tape]
Capt Falcon:Oh look at that,the tape broke
Link:That does't matter because,all those songs are on this tiny Gamecube disk!
Capt:wow..Let's start off by playing that old rock hit from the 80s."Where's My Mushroom"
[rock beat begins playing]
Sonic:Sittin in my chair
Brushing my hair.
I start to Wonder soon.
Where the F**k is my Mushroom.
I'm lookin over here
I'm lookin over there
I found one of Peach's thongs,now i'm doomed
But,i was only wonderin' wheres my Mushroom.Where's my Mushroom,Where the F**k is my MUSHROOM!!!!
[End]
Link:If you call now,the phone will probably ring.
Capt:Falcon:Right,you know what one of my favorite Music Genre's Are?
Link:What?
Capt:Falcon:Pop,Yeah Pop Music.
Link:You mean the music that when you listen you go POP!
[Links falls to the floor acting unconscious]
Capt Falcon:That was one big Pop,he made.But,one of my favorite Pop Songs are "Golden Coins"
[Pop beat plays]
[Sonic starts doing some pop moves,which are quite..bad]
Sonic:Oh Yeah,I'm goin through The Kingdom full of mushrooms
I found these Round gold things,and i dunno what to do.
I collect them & put em in my pocket
Bowser finds me,and knocks me outta socket.
I can't believe i thought they were toys.
I could've sold the suckers had i known they were Golden Coins.
Golden Coins:These things could've made me Rich
Golden Coins:Now,i lost em' aint that a B**ch
[End]
Link:Woo,that song was so good,you won't find it on this CD.
Capt:Falcon:Yeah,that wasn't the meaning of pop i was talking about though.
Link:Doesn't matter,We have 1 more song we can actually play.
Capt:Falcon:Whose it by?
Link:It's by...Quarashi(who saw it coming),and their #1 hit "Castle of Mushrooms"
[Funky Hip hop beat begins to play]
Sonic:I'm coming back on the track like i'm the main mack daddy.
Coming through the room,makin you feel crappy.
I'm in the Castle of the Mushroom Kingdom,pappy.
I'm gonna make your little a$$ feel quite happy.
In this land you won't stand a chance
Unless,your a small fat plumber who wears too tight pants
Now,get in the Switchstance,cause Mario & Luigi can't be the only heroes man!
You made a false move,by interrupting my plans.
Stupid little plumber,this is your final chance.
I've enough of your fat a$$,get ready to dance.
Nintendo's not gonna stick me with anymore bad minions
Ones you only step on their head to kill them.
Mario,you messed with the wrong villian.
I'm now Giga Bowser,get ready for a killin!
[Chorus]You have reached YOUR doom,cause im gonna take over the Castle of Mushrooms.You Have reached YOUR doom,cause im takin over the Castle of Mushrooms.
[End]
[BUZZER!]
DL:Good,job 1000 mini points to Peach,for having to go through that torture.
Link:Hey,what's with the mini points?
DL:Come on,the points are running short,i'm already gonna owe the bank 5,000,000.Plus,that's taking outta my own.Plus,you guys are the worst TV crew i've ever seen,no points to you.
[3 Chairs fly at dark Link]
DL:ack! we'll hope fully be back.Don't go away!
[Dark Link dodges the chairs being thrown]
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sorry,about the wait.I'll try to get the next Game Up soon.I'm actually thinking of a cast for the Next Epsiode of WSiiA.But,i'll worry about that later.Enjoy!
~DHoT
A/N:Sorry about the wait,i didn't know what to do next.I hope this'll keep you entertained.Yeah,Game 2 wasn't THAT funny,i hope it still made you laugh a little bit.Oh well,here's Game 3..enjoy
~DHoT
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Game 3
DL:Welcome back to Whose Smasher is it Anyway?Where everything's made up and the points don't matter.That's right the points are like the Rock's wrestling career.
[Crowd Laughs]
DL:[in a Rock-like voice]It DOESN'T MATTER!Anyway,our next game is "Song Styles".This is for Link,Capt.Falcon and Sonic.What'll happen is Link & Capt.Falcon will be making crazy Song Titles and Sonic will haveta sing them in whatever style they say,or something like that.whatever,start when your ready.
Link:We'll get back to Canopy,the Little Ugly Can-opener that couldn't open in a sec.But,first we're bring you this announcement.
Capt Falcon:Songs of the Mushroom Kingdom.They've been really popular
Link:They were popular when F-Zero was actually a good game.
Capt Falcon:haha,no.....Anyway,we have over 99,000,000 songs of th eMushroom Kingdom,on this cassette tape because we're on a low budget,we haveta make due.
[Capt Falcon drops the tape]
Capt Falcon:Oh look at that,the tape broke
Link:That does't matter because,all those songs are on this tiny Gamecube disk!
Capt:wow..Let's start off by playing that old rock hit from the 80s."Where's My Mushroom"
[rock beat begins playing]
Sonic:Sittin in my chair
Brushing my hair.
I start to Wonder soon.
Where the F**k is my Mushroom.
I'm lookin over here
I'm lookin over there
I found one of Peach's thongs,now i'm doomed
But,i was only wonderin' wheres my Mushroom.Where's my Mushroom,Where the F**k is my MUSHROOM!!!!
[End]
Link:If you call now,the phone will probably ring.
Capt:Falcon:Right,you know what one of my favorite Music Genre's Are?
Link:What?
Capt:Falcon:Pop,Yeah Pop Music.
Link:You mean the music that when you listen you go POP!
[Links falls to the floor acting unconscious]
Capt Falcon:That was one big Pop,he made.But,one of my favorite Pop Songs are "Golden Coins"
[Pop beat plays]
[Sonic starts doing some pop moves,which are quite..bad]
Sonic:Oh Yeah,I'm goin through The Kingdom full of mushrooms
I found these Round gold things,and i dunno what to do.
I collect them & put em in my pocket
Bowser finds me,and knocks me outta socket.
I can't believe i thought they were toys.
I could've sold the suckers had i known they were Golden Coins.
Golden Coins:These things could've made me Rich
Golden Coins:Now,i lost em' aint that a B**ch
[End]
Link:Woo,that song was so good,you won't find it on this CD.
Capt:Falcon:Yeah,that wasn't the meaning of pop i was talking about though.
Link:Doesn't matter,We have 1 more song we can actually play.
Capt:Falcon:Whose it by?
Link:It's by...Quarashi(who saw it coming),and their #1 hit "Castle of Mushrooms"
[Funky Hip hop beat begins to play]
Sonic:I'm coming back on the track like i'm the main mack daddy.
Coming through the room,makin you feel crappy.
I'm in the Castle of the Mushroom Kingdom,pappy.
I'm gonna make your little a$$ feel quite happy.
In this land you won't stand a chance
Unless,your a small fat plumber who wears too tight pants
Now,get in the Switchstance,cause Mario & Luigi can't be the only heroes man!
You made a false move,by interrupting my plans.
Stupid little plumber,this is your final chance.
I've enough of your fat a$$,get ready to dance.
Nintendo's not gonna stick me with anymore bad minions
Ones you only step on their head to kill them.
Mario,you messed with the wrong villian.
I'm now Giga Bowser,get ready for a killin!
[Chorus]You have reached YOUR doom,cause im gonna take over the Castle of Mushrooms.You Have reached YOUR doom,cause im takin over the Castle of Mushrooms.
[End]
[BUZZER!]
DL:Good,job 1000 mini points to Peach,for having to go through that torture.
Link:Hey,what's with the mini points?
DL:Come on,the points are running short,i'm already gonna owe the bank 5,000,000.Plus,that's taking outta my own.Plus,you guys are the worst TV crew i've ever seen,no points to you.
[3 Chairs fly at dark Link]
DL:ack! we'll hope fully be back.Don't go away!
[Dark Link dodges the chairs being thrown]
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sorry,about the wait.I'll try to get the next Game Up soon.I'm actually thinking of a cast for the Next Epsiode of WSiiA.But,i'll worry about that later.Enjoy!
~DHoT