Author notes: This is all for now...but I'm on a terrible roll....this is just too much fun. Anyone who wants to suggest titles, be more that welcome to

DIsclaimer: Yadda yadda, the chars belong to JK Rowling, the music to whoever the hell wrote it
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Part 5:

Lee: AND NOW A CLEVER LITTLE DITTY TO "IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK ALOT LIKE CHRISTMAS!

(Enter Ron and Harry, looking an awful lot like our favourite Slytherin bodyguards)

Ron:
You're beginning to look alot like Goyle
Thanks to polyjuice
Take a look at your limbs and knees
Chubby like trunks of trees
If we're caught surely it will be the noose

You're beginning to look alot like Goyle
Eyes vacant and bland
But it's worth it for proof intact
That people have been attacked
By a pureblood's hand

An heir of cunning esteem and Salazar's regime
Has been petrifying our lot
Now he'll admit it, we'll tell Malfoy did it
That he's to blame and you're not
And still old Binns insists the chamber myth is utter rot!

You're beginning to look alot like Goyle
Scar is nearly gone,
Hermione is awful smart,
Making us play the part
Of Slytherin's top stupid thug and pawn

You're beginning to look alot like Goyle
I look like Crabbe too
We can pass for that pair of gits
And all of their clothing fits
Like a glove or shoe!

Hermione (offstage lament):
Gone wrong, all wrong!

Harry:
Hermione, Hermione, what's gone wrong?

Hermione:
I'm beginning to look like- Oh, never you mind that!
Just go, get gone!

(Moaning myrtle giggles)