Chloe: Okay guys, it's time for another parody!
Guys: *cheer*
Chloe: This one, entitled "I Saw Ronny Kissing Hermione" is-
Hermione: Oh my…y-you saw that?
Chloe: Well, I didn't actually see it, Neville told me.
Hermione: Oh… *stumbles away*
Chloe: Alrighty then…anyways, this is just the next little edition of Hogwarts, a Holiday. Enjoy! *skips away*
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Disclaimer: Do I need one of these for every chapter? Oh, well. I don't own it. Sorry. Wish I did, but I don't. However, I do have these really cute so-
Zoe (my sistah): Chloe! You're doing it again!
Chloe: What?
Zoe: Rambling…look at them, they almost went to sleep on you.
Chloe: NOOOOOOO! Ok, fine, I get the point.
Real Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter or the original songs that the parodies are modeled after. There. Are you happy now Zoe? I just made the most boring…*begins rambling*
Zoe: Grrrr…
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-I Saw Ronny Kissing Hermione-
I saw Ronny kissing Hermione
In the common room again last night
He didn't notice me
Sitting there, watching TV
He just kept going on,
Making out with Hermione
Then
I saw Ronny tickle Hermione
And she did not even pick a fight!
Oh,
What a laugh it would have been
If Harry had only seen
Ronny kissing Hermione last night!