"WeeWoo! I am the great evil minty bourito! Appease me!" Happy noodle boy ran around the streets yelling" Die you little ritz cracker why do you mock me?"

"Daddy please kill him!" says a little boy" He scares me too son" Replies the dad

"Run Run evil underpants gnomes are all going to get us!I will eat you little barking cheese noob!" happy noodle boy jumps on box and does little dance number!" Doo deee dooo! Dance with me you little jellybeany doughnut things! FUCK YOU!JE N'AIME PAS LE POISSON JE VEU MANGER TON CHIEN!"

"Listen to my navel it says things! Well spank my ass and call me Debbie!" Happy noodle boy runs into a school for absolutly no reason what so ever and yells at a teacher "STOP STARING AT MY GROIN!I MILK ON YOU!"

"Look i can speak spanish! Taaaco! Kids listen to my naval! Come closer it gives wise advice!" All the class looks at happy noodle boy with puzzled faces!

"Go away little noodle thing we want to learn!" yells a little kid thing "LEARN?I think not! Eat Taquitos all day! I demand to be minty! Yes mentos are god!" Happy Noodle Boy runs out of the class onto the street and jumps onto a car "Drool on my face! I am a flying potato!"

"I don't like you you little noodle scary thing!" Says some guy "BOOM!" Happy Noodle Boy is shot in the head." I am a very hurt jelly bean I am filled with sugary goodness!"



Stay tuned for the next episode of The Return of Happy Noodle Boy*fades out with evil music*