As this is my whatever numbered story on Fanfiction, I'm going to do what many of you wonderful authors are doing and write my disclaimer before I write anything else.

I don't own nothing Not past or present Not Draco nor Hermione Not Harry nor a pheasant

Not Ron and Not Ginny Not McGonagall nor Dumbledore Not Fred or George And definitely not a kitchen door

So don't sue, my friends I do this without making any money To entertain those who would read My poor attempt at disclaiming this story!!!