Note: I'm baa-aack! Howdy! I got my Secret Santa-person today! She will be
shocked!!!!!! Although, I'm sworn to secrecy, I must say, we never were
good friends. AND ESP news! Last night I had a dream about secret santas,
and today I picked her and she was the person in my dreams!!!!!!! Weird,
huh?? Does anyone read this anyways??? I mean is my endless babble going
unread???? Half-day tomorrow! YES!
Chapter 8: World's Best Pain Shoppe & Gallery
Hermione walked into the common room in.....could it be??? $Wait, a second! Mudblood? Wow. Man. Geez. GOD. Holy Voldie & Lucifer!!....wait, Draco, catch yourself. It-is-only-Granger.
"Hello. Ready?" Hermione was wearing a black spaghetti strap shirt that ended an inch above her belly-button. She was also in a tight jean mini- skirt, with a spiked belt slanted side-ways.
"Yes, you are aware that you are skiving an entire day's worth of class?" (a/n: ok, I know, you don't care, so let's just say, everything was moved ahead a day. It's Monday now!)
"Yes, thank you." She smiled brightly. "C'mon! I wanna get their before lunch."
"Sure, whatever..." He was being dragged along the corridors. Hermione stopped at a painting with a sky of midnight blue over a meadow with white roses.
"I solemnly swear that if I'm caught, I'll most likely be expelled!" It sounded like a statement to Draco, but the picture swung open to show a tunnel. Hermione ran into it and after a couple minutes they walked out into the blinding midday light.
Hermione pulled a very mystified Draco along, what seemed to be, a London road. It was busy with cars and pedestrians. Draco was about to complain when Hermione stopped abruptly. He looked up to what store she was looking at, a glossy film over her eyes.
"World's Best Pain Shoppe and Gallery! Oh, wow!" She squealed.
"Hermione....what are we doing here?" Draco had an evil grin on his face as Hermione crossed the street towards it.
"Oh, you can't be that thick!!" She entered the dimly lit shoppe.
"Hello there, hot stuff. What can I do fer ya?" A man in a leather jacket asked, invading her personal space. Draco would've interrupted this...closeness, but, who was he to be nice?
Hermione, on the other hand, had other things on her mind. She walked even closer to him, almost touching the sleaze ball. " Ooo, yes!" She said in a deep voice. "I think I was here to get..."
She reached over and touched the man's scruffy chin. She pulled away abruptly, making the man look disappointed. "What, was it, honey? A tongue or a belly piercing?"
"Huh?" Draco looked astonished. "Oh, yes....dear. I think a belly ring would look good. Afterall, you ^do^ wanna grab lunch after, right?"
"Oh, Drakie? Can I get me a tattoo too? Pweeeettty pweease??" She begged like a puppy.
"Yeah, as long as we're here." $Granger, wow. Perfect Miss Know-It-All, Never Had a Toe Outta Line Granger! WOW. I am shocked.$
"Hmmm..I'll take a...... snake! That sounds right. A green snake wrapped around a silver rose. Where, though?" She thought. Pain, that's what she needed. She was getting anger management therapy right now. "How about right here?" She turned to the man, pointing at the small of her back.
"The man licked his lips and smiled, "Can do, Chicky."
"Good, then!" Hermione smiled. She sat on the chair. "Draco? Com'ere and help Hermy get through this, wouldja?"
"Yeah, sure." Draco never liked to witness pain on a girl.
"All right, then! Which one?" The man held up a box of belly rings.
Hermione chose an intricate silver rod (a/n: what do you call 'em? Bare with me!) with a green gem in the middle. "Ok, this may hurt. Whattam I saying? It'll hurt like bloody hell, and then some!"
Hermione gulped and looked at Draco. He smiled, unsure, and held her hand. She loosely gripped it. While the man went through..the process. Hermione started mumbling.
"Goddamnit Harry! Ron and his little attitude! Fish lips is never gonna see the nice side of lil ole Mione ever again! That's right! No need to hurt him! I'll get through...anger management .....anger management...ANGER MANAGEMENT SO I WON'T KILL 'EM ALL!!!" She screamed. Draco, held tighter.
The man finished and looked up brightly. "Not one lil lady ever sat in my chair without shedding a tear, Chicky!"
"Now...let's get that tattoo!" He added.
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Gotta go!! I'll write more soon R&R!
Chapter 8: World's Best Pain Shoppe & Gallery
Hermione walked into the common room in.....could it be??? $Wait, a second! Mudblood? Wow. Man. Geez. GOD. Holy Voldie & Lucifer!!....wait, Draco, catch yourself. It-is-only-Granger.
"Hello. Ready?" Hermione was wearing a black spaghetti strap shirt that ended an inch above her belly-button. She was also in a tight jean mini- skirt, with a spiked belt slanted side-ways.
"Yes, you are aware that you are skiving an entire day's worth of class?" (a/n: ok, I know, you don't care, so let's just say, everything was moved ahead a day. It's Monday now!)
"Yes, thank you." She smiled brightly. "C'mon! I wanna get their before lunch."
"Sure, whatever..." He was being dragged along the corridors. Hermione stopped at a painting with a sky of midnight blue over a meadow with white roses.
"I solemnly swear that if I'm caught, I'll most likely be expelled!" It sounded like a statement to Draco, but the picture swung open to show a tunnel. Hermione ran into it and after a couple minutes they walked out into the blinding midday light.
Hermione pulled a very mystified Draco along, what seemed to be, a London road. It was busy with cars and pedestrians. Draco was about to complain when Hermione stopped abruptly. He looked up to what store she was looking at, a glossy film over her eyes.
"World's Best Pain Shoppe and Gallery! Oh, wow!" She squealed.
"Hermione....what are we doing here?" Draco had an evil grin on his face as Hermione crossed the street towards it.
"Oh, you can't be that thick!!" She entered the dimly lit shoppe.
"Hello there, hot stuff. What can I do fer ya?" A man in a leather jacket asked, invading her personal space. Draco would've interrupted this...closeness, but, who was he to be nice?
Hermione, on the other hand, had other things on her mind. She walked even closer to him, almost touching the sleaze ball. " Ooo, yes!" She said in a deep voice. "I think I was here to get..."
She reached over and touched the man's scruffy chin. She pulled away abruptly, making the man look disappointed. "What, was it, honey? A tongue or a belly piercing?"
"Huh?" Draco looked astonished. "Oh, yes....dear. I think a belly ring would look good. Afterall, you ^do^ wanna grab lunch after, right?"
"Oh, Drakie? Can I get me a tattoo too? Pweeeettty pweease??" She begged like a puppy.
"Yeah, as long as we're here." $Granger, wow. Perfect Miss Know-It-All, Never Had a Toe Outta Line Granger! WOW. I am shocked.$
"Hmmm..I'll take a...... snake! That sounds right. A green snake wrapped around a silver rose. Where, though?" She thought. Pain, that's what she needed. She was getting anger management therapy right now. "How about right here?" She turned to the man, pointing at the small of her back.
"The man licked his lips and smiled, "Can do, Chicky."
"Good, then!" Hermione smiled. She sat on the chair. "Draco? Com'ere and help Hermy get through this, wouldja?"
"Yeah, sure." Draco never liked to witness pain on a girl.
"All right, then! Which one?" The man held up a box of belly rings.
Hermione chose an intricate silver rod (a/n: what do you call 'em? Bare with me!) with a green gem in the middle. "Ok, this may hurt. Whattam I saying? It'll hurt like bloody hell, and then some!"
Hermione gulped and looked at Draco. He smiled, unsure, and held her hand. She loosely gripped it. While the man went through..the process. Hermione started mumbling.
"Goddamnit Harry! Ron and his little attitude! Fish lips is never gonna see the nice side of lil ole Mione ever again! That's right! No need to hurt him! I'll get through...anger management .....anger management...ANGER MANAGEMENT SO I WON'T KILL 'EM ALL!!!" She screamed. Draco, held tighter.
The man finished and looked up brightly. "Not one lil lady ever sat in my chair without shedding a tear, Chicky!"
"Now...let's get that tattoo!" He added.
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Gotta go!! I'll write more soon R&R!