Note: Last chapter was too short! Sorry! And, bare with me, Draco is out
on a limb from his mysterious self!!!!!!!
I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!!!!! Hint hint!
In two chappies suggestions will be closed and....well....we'll see where I go with this one!
Disclaimer: Not mine. (Yes, I'm JK Rowling and I'm making Hermione get a Slytherin belly ring and a very Slytherin tattoo....puh-leeze! NO WAY!)
Chapter 9: Ouchie!
Hermione smiled at the scruffy man. "Couldja wait a secy? I gotta regroup."
"Like I said, Chicky, not one lil lady left without sheddin' a tear." He smiled gently getting out a clean needle for the tattoo.
"Oh, I'm not gonna cry!" Hermione let out a laugh. "I just wanna inspect yer werk. And sketch a picture."
"Granger? Do you want to explain?" Draco looked at her belly. $I gotta admit it, that is one sexy ring!$
"It's what I like to call anger management." She stated simply. "Only, this time no one was there to stop me. Ya like it?"
"Yessss." Draco did a flash of The Smirk.
"Good. Let's get to making that picture." She took a napkin and started to draw a snake and a rose. "In honor of you, Draco!"
She announced this as she showed him the napkin. There was a thorned, silver rose with a snake spiraled downward around it. At the bottom of the rose was the head. It had its mouth open showing tiny fangs. He looked closer, noting the 'honor of him' on it: The design of the snakes skin was DMDMDMDMDMDMDMDM.
"I approve." He stated.
"I'm ready mister!!" She hopped on the chair, so her back faced them.
"This will hurt to, my dear Chicky. Although, after that I'm not sure if you'll feel it!" He snorted. Hermione heard a buzzing sound.
"Oh-wait! I need that design on the snake's skin like it is on the picture, 'kay? It's D-M-D-M. Gottit?" She stated.
"Sure do."
"Make sure it is a green snake and a silver rose!"
"Sure thing, Chicky." He began the needle again. True to his word, it hurt.
Hermione couldn't hold it in any longer.
"I HATE YOU, HARRY AND RON! TWO STUPID SLIMY GITS! THICK, DAFT , DIM PRATS!!!!!!!!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGG!" She screeched. The man kept buzzing as she muttered slowly under her breath.
"All done, Chicky! I say it is perfect, how bout you?" He held a mirror in an angle so Hermione could see.
"It's....It's....Absolutely gorgeous!" She sighed as she looked at the, 'destructive anger management'. It was an exact replica of the Slytherin snake, except with the skin pattern and that it was intertwined around a rose. The silver shone perfectly and the green was just the right tint.
"How much?" Hermione asked, curiously.
"The tattoo's on me, total's $19.95." He stood at the register. She handed him a twenty as Draco kept a gape on his face that plainly said 'Wow, I'm in awe!'
"Draco? Do you like it?" She asked as they exited.
"Yeah...What happened with Potty and The Weasel?" Draco breathed as he let out a sigh.
Hermione explained and looked to see his reaction. "Fish Lips, eh? That's hilarious!"
Hermione snorted as Draco stiffled a laugh. They ended up eating at a hamburger place. And stuffing their faces.
"You, know Draco," Hermione said in between bites of a cheese burger, "now that I have a belly ring, it's like an oath not to get fat. Ya know? 'Cause if I get fat, then it would be utterly disgusting, right?"
"Granger, you are always finding a reason to do things out of line, aren't you?" He chuckled as he stuffed some fries in his mouth.
He leaned over and gently touched the corner of her mouth with his fingers. It was a tingly sensation, because if someone touches you ever so slightly, it almost tickles. "Got some ketchup on your cheek."
After lunch they walked around until dinnertime. They left for Hogwarts in a hurry. As they hopped out of the painting, Hermione turned to Draco and said, "Draco, I had a good time. Now, we'd better split up, before people see us."
Hermione hadn't had time to change so she ran to the Great Hall, oblivious to the fact that her shirt was so short you could see both...(ahem, wink- wink) anger management products.
She walked right past Harry and Ron, who gaped at her outfit, then gawked at her belly ring (which was the Slytherin colors), and gasped at her backside tattoo. (a/n: Hehehe. I'm going with the g's: gape, gawk, gasp!)
She sat down next to Ginny, Parvati, and Lavender, stopping their conversation.
"Where were you? Fish Lips and Big Bro, that's there new nicknames, were shocked after you left!" Lavender said immediately.
"It's a little thing called anger management and revenge," she said.
"Huh?" Parvati said. As if ready to take notes, she leaned in.
"Well, Fish Lips and Big Bro got me soooo angry. And when I get angry at home my parents are there, so I lock myself in my room listening to classical music. And when I'm at school, Fish Lips and Big Bro are there to talk with. Today, neither were a good way to...end my anger. I went to a place and well got these! Ya like?"
Hermione stood up and twiddled her belly ring.
"Ooooo, that is sooo cute! Too bad you didn't get a red gem instead, Gryffindor colors." Ginny explained.
"That's not all.... the revenge part...well.... I got this green on purpose. See, it's not all the pain I endured...I also got this," Hermione stood back up, and turned around.
The three girls gasped in unison.
"Oh, no! You didn't! Missy, some people are gonna be very upset," cried Lavender.
"It's cute, still cute, but ^very^ risky, Mione." Parvati squealed barely above a whisper.
"Very, very intricate work, Mione." Ginny inspected it closer. "You should put a charm on the silver and green so they don't fade out....not that people won't ^want^ it faded out."
"Thank you, guys! I didn't want anyone overreacting!!" Hermione spoke. Little did she know, there ^were^, in fact, people overreacting, even as she spoke.
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(a/N: Cliffie? Nah, I wanna make up for last chappie so I'll write two more perspectives. Short ones, though!)
Draco entered the Great Hall and took a seat. He noticed Hermione wasn't there yet. When he sat down, Crabbe and Goyle eyed him curiously. "Where you go-ed?"
"I was sick, I stayed in all day." He said quickly piling his plate with food.
"Uh...OK. Pansy look for you today." Draco looked up and saw Pansy give a nervous wave. He smiled, not to be rude. When he looked around he saw Hermione walk in still wearing her muggle clothes. He winced, when she walked past, Harry and Ron's eyes nearly popped out.
He smiled viciously. $Hmmm....Ms. Mudblood likes anger management, eh?$ He laughed an evil laugh, $I'll get her to slip over the edge!!$
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Harry and Ron felt awful about how they had exploded. According to Ginny, if they would've asked, Hermione would've told them about being severely injured. Ginny ended up helping Madam Pomfrey when she saw Hermione on a bed, unconscious and having her skin nearly torn off by rain.
They entered the hall glumly for dinner. They lookedfor their friend and figured 'she was crying in the bathroom' when they couldn't see her.
You can imagine their surprise when she came in tearless, dressed in very odd clothes, and happy. They were even more shocked when they saw a gleaming silver and...no, couldn't be, yes it was.... a green belly ring?! And their eyes popped out of their sockets and their jaws dropped when they saw...NO! gasps .... a green and silver snake tattoo!????! NO WAY!! NOT ^their^ Hermione!
They looked at her as she giggled and talked to the other girls and did a twirl around. The girls seemed to act as if nothing was wrong, and laughed and looked closely at the tattoo and belly ring. Were they just imagining it?
They were going to find out. They'd be the first outside and stop everyone looking for her. They quickly made their plan, grinning like daft gits.
For Hermione, she was happy and expecting no one to stop and notice the little Gryffindor nobody, brainiac.
Oh, was she ever ^so^ wrong before in her entire life?
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Cliffie! I can make anything a cliffie, can't I? Sorry it's soooo long, but I have to make up a page for the the last chappie!!!!!!! R&R SUGGESTIONS NEEDED!!!!!!!
I'M REALLY LOOKING FOR SUGGESTIONS!!!!!!!!!! Hint hint!
In two chappies suggestions will be closed and....well....we'll see where I go with this one!
Disclaimer: Not mine. (Yes, I'm JK Rowling and I'm making Hermione get a Slytherin belly ring and a very Slytherin tattoo....puh-leeze! NO WAY!)
Chapter 9: Ouchie!
Hermione smiled at the scruffy man. "Couldja wait a secy? I gotta regroup."
"Like I said, Chicky, not one lil lady left without sheddin' a tear." He smiled gently getting out a clean needle for the tattoo.
"Oh, I'm not gonna cry!" Hermione let out a laugh. "I just wanna inspect yer werk. And sketch a picture."
"Granger? Do you want to explain?" Draco looked at her belly. $I gotta admit it, that is one sexy ring!$
"It's what I like to call anger management." She stated simply. "Only, this time no one was there to stop me. Ya like it?"
"Yessss." Draco did a flash of The Smirk.
"Good. Let's get to making that picture." She took a napkin and started to draw a snake and a rose. "In honor of you, Draco!"
She announced this as she showed him the napkin. There was a thorned, silver rose with a snake spiraled downward around it. At the bottom of the rose was the head. It had its mouth open showing tiny fangs. He looked closer, noting the 'honor of him' on it: The design of the snakes skin was DMDMDMDMDMDMDMDM.
"I approve." He stated.
"I'm ready mister!!" She hopped on the chair, so her back faced them.
"This will hurt to, my dear Chicky. Although, after that I'm not sure if you'll feel it!" He snorted. Hermione heard a buzzing sound.
"Oh-wait! I need that design on the snake's skin like it is on the picture, 'kay? It's D-M-D-M. Gottit?" She stated.
"Sure do."
"Make sure it is a green snake and a silver rose!"
"Sure thing, Chicky." He began the needle again. True to his word, it hurt.
Hermione couldn't hold it in any longer.
"I HATE YOU, HARRY AND RON! TWO STUPID SLIMY GITS! THICK, DAFT , DIM PRATS!!!!!!!!! AAAARRRRRRGGGGG!" She screeched. The man kept buzzing as she muttered slowly under her breath.
"All done, Chicky! I say it is perfect, how bout you?" He held a mirror in an angle so Hermione could see.
"It's....It's....Absolutely gorgeous!" She sighed as she looked at the, 'destructive anger management'. It was an exact replica of the Slytherin snake, except with the skin pattern and that it was intertwined around a rose. The silver shone perfectly and the green was just the right tint.
"How much?" Hermione asked, curiously.
"The tattoo's on me, total's $19.95." He stood at the register. She handed him a twenty as Draco kept a gape on his face that plainly said 'Wow, I'm in awe!'
"Draco? Do you like it?" She asked as they exited.
"Yeah...What happened with Potty and The Weasel?" Draco breathed as he let out a sigh.
Hermione explained and looked to see his reaction. "Fish Lips, eh? That's hilarious!"
Hermione snorted as Draco stiffled a laugh. They ended up eating at a hamburger place. And stuffing their faces.
"You, know Draco," Hermione said in between bites of a cheese burger, "now that I have a belly ring, it's like an oath not to get fat. Ya know? 'Cause if I get fat, then it would be utterly disgusting, right?"
"Granger, you are always finding a reason to do things out of line, aren't you?" He chuckled as he stuffed some fries in his mouth.
He leaned over and gently touched the corner of her mouth with his fingers. It was a tingly sensation, because if someone touches you ever so slightly, it almost tickles. "Got some ketchup on your cheek."
After lunch they walked around until dinnertime. They left for Hogwarts in a hurry. As they hopped out of the painting, Hermione turned to Draco and said, "Draco, I had a good time. Now, we'd better split up, before people see us."
Hermione hadn't had time to change so she ran to the Great Hall, oblivious to the fact that her shirt was so short you could see both...(ahem, wink- wink) anger management products.
She walked right past Harry and Ron, who gaped at her outfit, then gawked at her belly ring (which was the Slytherin colors), and gasped at her backside tattoo. (a/n: Hehehe. I'm going with the g's: gape, gawk, gasp!)
She sat down next to Ginny, Parvati, and Lavender, stopping their conversation.
"Where were you? Fish Lips and Big Bro, that's there new nicknames, were shocked after you left!" Lavender said immediately.
"It's a little thing called anger management and revenge," she said.
"Huh?" Parvati said. As if ready to take notes, she leaned in.
"Well, Fish Lips and Big Bro got me soooo angry. And when I get angry at home my parents are there, so I lock myself in my room listening to classical music. And when I'm at school, Fish Lips and Big Bro are there to talk with. Today, neither were a good way to...end my anger. I went to a place and well got these! Ya like?"
Hermione stood up and twiddled her belly ring.
"Ooooo, that is sooo cute! Too bad you didn't get a red gem instead, Gryffindor colors." Ginny explained.
"That's not all.... the revenge part...well.... I got this green on purpose. See, it's not all the pain I endured...I also got this," Hermione stood back up, and turned around.
The three girls gasped in unison.
"Oh, no! You didn't! Missy, some people are gonna be very upset," cried Lavender.
"It's cute, still cute, but ^very^ risky, Mione." Parvati squealed barely above a whisper.
"Very, very intricate work, Mione." Ginny inspected it closer. "You should put a charm on the silver and green so they don't fade out....not that people won't ^want^ it faded out."
"Thank you, guys! I didn't want anyone overreacting!!" Hermione spoke. Little did she know, there ^were^, in fact, people overreacting, even as she spoke.
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(a/N: Cliffie? Nah, I wanna make up for last chappie so I'll write two more perspectives. Short ones, though!)
Draco entered the Great Hall and took a seat. He noticed Hermione wasn't there yet. When he sat down, Crabbe and Goyle eyed him curiously. "Where you go-ed?"
"I was sick, I stayed in all day." He said quickly piling his plate with food.
"Uh...OK. Pansy look for you today." Draco looked up and saw Pansy give a nervous wave. He smiled, not to be rude. When he looked around he saw Hermione walk in still wearing her muggle clothes. He winced, when she walked past, Harry and Ron's eyes nearly popped out.
He smiled viciously. $Hmmm....Ms. Mudblood likes anger management, eh?$ He laughed an evil laugh, $I'll get her to slip over the edge!!$
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Harry and Ron felt awful about how they had exploded. According to Ginny, if they would've asked, Hermione would've told them about being severely injured. Ginny ended up helping Madam Pomfrey when she saw Hermione on a bed, unconscious and having her skin nearly torn off by rain.
They entered the hall glumly for dinner. They lookedfor their friend and figured 'she was crying in the bathroom' when they couldn't see her.
You can imagine their surprise when she came in tearless, dressed in very odd clothes, and happy. They were even more shocked when they saw a gleaming silver and...no, couldn't be, yes it was.... a green belly ring?! And their eyes popped out of their sockets and their jaws dropped when they saw...NO! gasps .... a green and silver snake tattoo!????! NO WAY!! NOT ^their^ Hermione!
They looked at her as she giggled and talked to the other girls and did a twirl around. The girls seemed to act as if nothing was wrong, and laughed and looked closely at the tattoo and belly ring. Were they just imagining it?
They were going to find out. They'd be the first outside and stop everyone looking for her. They quickly made their plan, grinning like daft gits.
For Hermione, she was happy and expecting no one to stop and notice the little Gryffindor nobody, brainiac.
Oh, was she ever ^so^ wrong before in her entire life?
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Cliffie! I can make anything a cliffie, can't I? Sorry it's soooo long, but I have to make up a page for the the last chappie!!!!!!! R&R SUGGESTIONS NEEDED!!!!!!!