Gohan Disclaimer: I do own muh lollipop. I do own muh cheese. But most of all...I own muh Dahdeh! XD As for what I don't own...I...Gohan Son...do not own.....;; uhh....D......d........d-d-d-drrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr................drrrrrrrrrr.........dragonballz............o.o;; happy? I said it...and it hurt. .
Goku Disclaimer: ¬.¬ Oi... -=Looks over at Gohan=- You have some serious issues, don't you?
-=Turns back to the audience=- I, Kakarot Goku Son, Do...own the name Kwiwin o.o; -.- But, sadly not Krillin....but KWIWIN IS MINE! YOU HERE MEH!? -=Points to himself=- MIIIINNNNEEEE!! -=Clears his throat=- A'ight, now that we got that straightened out, ....I dun own DragonBall Z................Wah.................u.u
Gohan Note: -.-; And he says I have issues....-=Grunts "Kwiwin lover..."=- OOookkay, now since meh and Dahdeh were getting bored with "What If," we decided to write a story together. O.O;; For those of you who have unanswered questions on "What If" o.o dun kill us...we'll get to it...in the next ten years...I promise....;;;
Nooow this story is 100 percent humor and dahdeh stupidness...XD I love stories that show the true side of Dahdeh. O.O; Did I say that out loud? Oooh well...so anyway, this story is also going to make other people like Vegeta look stupid but it's just a fanfiction so we can do that!...I mean he's not really out of character. He does, after all, hide behind Goku because he is afraid of some 10 foot tall worms...-.-;;; (And as for any Abs holding....;; that's an inside joke for a certain writer on this thing called Ouji Chan, aka muh bwudder...who is gonna kill meh for the Abs scenes but I can't help it...o.o;; it's muh duty to annoy him. )
Okay, Now I'll let Dahdeh talk. I know it will be boring, after all, we all know Dahdeh isn't the smartest man in the world.......................................... .;;; Okay now he's threatening meh with the toilet and cheese again! . Fine, he's not boring. Just mean and evil....he'll pay...DEATH TO DAHDEH! O.O;;; (No relation to Death to Smoochy...) o.o; Bye.
GokuNote: ............................o.ô What he said?
Extra Gohan Note: ........¬.¬ Is that all you have to say for yourself? Dahdeh, TALK TO THE PEOPLE! NOW!
Extra GokuNote: -=Balls up his fists and stands up=- Your right, I do have something to say! ............................Hold on...I forgot it.........................-=Sits back down=-.....Never mind.......
Extra Extra Gohan Note: Dahdeh. I'm serious....; If you don't say something to these people then I'm going to do something very evil. And the only word I have to describe what I am going to do is: Wookie. Understand? o.o; And you have to say something other than "I LOVE KWIWIN!!!!! KKKKWWWWIIIIIWWWWWIIIIIINNNNN!" o.o; See, I read your mind...you were gonna say that...-.-; Now...TALK!
Extra Extra GokuNote: ...Okay GoGo..... -=Takes a deep breath=- I LOVE KWIWIN!!!!! KKKKWWWWIIIIIWWWWWIIIIIINNNNN!! Ha! =P You didn't say I couldn't say that!....o.o` I put an extra exclamation mark at the end...so it's different......=D
Triple Extra Gohan Note: o.O You trying to be a smartass? O.O -=Covers his mouth=- I mean...I mean...smart aleck? o.o;; Yeah that's what I said! Dahdeh...are you having trouble talking to these people because of...The Crickets? Is that what this is about? Because these are actual people you know o.o not The Crickets. They won't throw bricks at you...-=eyes everyone=- at least they better not or I'll hurt them worse, nobody messes with muh Dahdeh and gets away with it! o.o;; Dahdeh you made meh talk too much again. Now come on. At least say Hi, I'm Goku yada yada yada. And stuff like that...INTRODUCE YOURSELF! O.O PWWEEEAASSSEE! SO WE CAN START THE STORY! . You want to start the story don't you Dahdeh? o.o;;
GokuNote: -=Stares at you for a few minutes letting the "Smartass" sink in=-...........Okay! Geeze! -.- hi...my name is Goku...yada yada yada and other stuff.....o.- Happy?....-=Blinks=- That's what you told me to say right?...I didn't do it wrong again did I?
Super Extra Gohan Note: Okay...I would get annoyed now and keep pestering you to interact with the audience but we are now on page two....;; So I'm just going to start the story now and we'll try this again later. -.-;;
April Showers Bring Long Hours
Prologue: Departure
Day 0: Wednesday, March 31st
This is how it all started. Four men are going to be left alone by their wives and chaos will break out when Mother Nature plays a role in their plans. It all starts here, the last day of March. Goku, Vegeta, Gohan and Krillin are all helping their wives load up the plane with their luggage in front of the Son House. They're off for a month long vacation in the Bahamas and said that it was a "Girls Only" trip. Goku didn't understand why the island was off limits to men, Vegeta didn't really care, Gohan wasn't too happy about Videl and his Mother having bonding time, and Krillin was begging 18 to stay.
"Don't leave me!!!" cried Krillin as he clung tightly to 18.
"Darn it, Krillin. I'm not leaving you. It's a trip so I'll be back." explained 18.
Krillin mumbled, "That's what the last one said..."
18 rolled her eyes, picking up Marron and started off towards the plane, "Bye Krillin." She said before she was completely in the plane.
Krillin frowned and waved to his wife and daughter that were now watching him through a side window. Krillin's attention was soon taken away from them though as he looked over at Gohan, who was also trying to convince his mother and Videl not to go.
"C'mon Mom!" He whined. "How are we suppose to live!? We don't know how to cook!"
"Yeah ChiChi, What about the food?" Goku asked scratching his head.
ChiChi sighed, "I have some instant soup in the cupboard over the oven, there's some 'EasyMac' in the closet, waffles, French toast sticks, and pastries in the freezer, bread in the cabinet next to the cupboard over the sink, and drinks, jelly, butter, some left-overs from other nights, etc. in the refrigerator."
Goku blinked, "Okay.."
Gohan's frown lines deepened, "No, it's not okay! What makes you think that's gonna last us a month!? It'll all be gone by the third day!!"
"Now Gohan," Videl laughed. "I'm sure you guys will be just fine!"
"No we won't.." He muttered.
"Oh stop that. You guy's will be fine. Just..try to keep your eating habit's to the minimum." Bulma instructed. "And even if you do run out of food, I'm sure either Vegeta or Krillin would be more then happy to share some. Right guys?" Bulma looked over at the two men.
"Pfft, I wouldn't make me share my food with Kakarot if he was the last person in this universe." Stated Vegeta.
Goku whimpered, "See, Vegeta doesn't wanna share. He wants me to die from st...st...from that big word that means no food."
Vegeta grunted, "Shut up, Kakorot. As if I would ever share my food with some idiot who can't even remember the word starvation when he hears it all the time."
"Oh yeah! That's it! Starvation!" Goku exclaimed cheerfully.
Bulma glared bullets at Vegeta. "I hope you plan to be helpful while I'm gone. I don't want you training all the time. I need you looking after Trunks and making sure he doesn't get into my lab again. You never know what the boy will do with that equipment once he gets his hands on it."
"Fine," grumbled Vegeta. "I'll watch the brat, but I refuse to stop training. If I must keep an eye on him then I will simply train while doing so."
Bulma rolled her eyes, "Fine, but I want him alive when I get back. Understand me, Vegeta?"
"Yes, woman, I'm not an idiot like Kakarot. Now quit giving me orders." Vegeta insisted.
Bulma simply turned from the remark and began checking through her bags, making sure everything she needed was there.
Goku began to get finicky just then. "ChiChi! What about Goten? I can't teach him that number stuff!"
Chichi shook her head and replied, "Don't worry about it. Gohan knows how to do math, he can help Goten."
Goku became even more finicky then as he looked around. "Oh no...CHICHI I LOST GOTEN!" Goku began running around the front yard looking for his son. "Goten? Is that you? No...a rock. Goten! There you...wait no, that's a branch...GOTE-....frog..."
"Goku!"
Goku turned around, "Yes ChiChi."
"Goten and Trunks are at Capsule Corp. remember? Once we leave, Vegeta is going back home, and then sending Goten here. Now calm down."
Goku blushed, "Oh yeah...I knew that."
Vegeta smirked, "Baka."
Videl picked up her bags and turned to the plane, "I think we should get going you guys. It's getting late."
"Your right Videl," Bulma said heaving a large backpack on to her shoulders.
"Good bye Goku" ChiChi said, hugging him. "Take care, and please, please try not to make any trouble.."
Goku smiled "I won't!"
ChiChi moved over to Gohan, "Your responsible for keeping the house in tip-top shape, alright? I know you, your brother and father all like to get hyper sometimes."
"Don't worry about it Mom." Gohan said.
"Bulma! C'mon! Your not gonna get there in time if you delay this stuff any longer!" Yamcha called from the driver's seat.
"Coming!!" Bulma called back, before kissing Vegeta on the cheek. "Good bye." She said.
Vegeta grunted, "Yeah, Yeah. Just go, or you'll still be here when your trip is done."
Bulma laughed, "Alright, Alright, I'm going."
Only a few minutes later, were all of the women in the plane and waving goodbye to their husbands. Goku and Gohan waved goodbye, large smiles plastered on their faces. Vegeta just stood there watching as the plane began to float up with his arms folded over his chest. And Krillin, watched in misery as his wife and daughter flew away and out of sight.
Once they were gone, Goku turned to Vegeta and asked, "If it's a "Girl's Only" trip, why does Yamcha get to go?"
Vegeta sweatdropped and then turned to walk into Goku's house. "Shut up, Kakarot. He's not staying with them. Just dropping them off. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to eat lunch here and then get back home before that brat does something that I'll get blamed for."
Goku smiled, "Alright Vegeta." He then followed Vegeta into the house, looking to get some food as well.
When those two had gone inside Gohan looked over at Krillin. "Want to join us?"
Krillin shrugged, "Why not? It's better then going home, Roshi will just make me watch more work-out tapes."
Gohan nodded and turned to head into the house, followed closely by Krillin.
Once everyone was inside, storm clouds began rolling in. The sky was immediately covered in blackness from the clouds. A crack of thunder boomed through the sky, then a crack of lightning was seen, followed by a downfall of rain.
Then men inside had yet to notice the storm outside as they enjoyed their meal. Well the saiyans were enjoying, Krillin just stared as he ate an apple, watching them devour a meal that would have lasted him a month.
When Vegeta was finished he immediately stood up. "That's it then. I'm going home, the brat probably helped himself to my dinner by now."
Goku looked up from his food, cheeks full, and nodded, "Go right ahead Vegeta. Oh..and don't forget to send Goten ho-"
Goku was then interrupted by a extremely large crack of thunder, booming through the sky.
Krillin fell out of his chair and blinked, "What was that!?" He asked.
"I dunno..Sounded like thunder." Gohan stated.
"Thunder!? But the forecast said sunshine for three weeks!!" Krillin exclaimed.
Gohan blinked, "Well...it is April Krillin.."
"But! But! It can't be! 18's flying in that storm! Oh my gosh! And she's metal too! SHE CONDUCTS ELECTICITY!!" He panicked, running towards the nearest window.
Gohan followed close behind him.
"I have to go out there and save her! I CAN'T LOOSE ANOTHER ONE!" Krillin yelled, practically sprinting towards the door.
Gohan examined the storm for a moment and then faded in front of Krillin "No Krillin! It's to dangerous right now! Wait until the storm dies down!"
"But, but-"
"That's enough!" Gohan said sitting down on the couch and grabbing the clicker, "Let me take a look at the Weather channel." He said.
Krillin and Goku each sat down on each side of Gohan, while Vegeta stood behind the couch.
Weather Man:
"Now lets have a look at this weeks forecast:
Rain, Rain, Rain, Rain, Rain, Rain, and more Rain!"
Gohan quickly shut off the television and shook his head, "I did not just hear that..."
"Oh c'mon! I gotta go!" Krillin yelled, reaching for the doorknob.
"KRILLIN STOP!" Gohan yelled, standing up. "I won't let you go! Like I said, it's too dangerous! Plus, You'll probably come back in here, and I can't afford ANYBODY getting Mom's floor dirty!"
"But what about Trunks and Goten, Gohan?" Goku asked. "We can't just leave them there." Goku said.
"Bulma's parent's are there...They'll be fine."
"Wait, wait, wait! So hold on..." Krillin said, marching up to Gohan. "Are you trying to tell me that I'm not allowed to leave this house?!"
"Yes Krillin. I think it's better if we all just stay her-"
"WHAT!? THERE IS NO WAY I AM STAYING HERE WITH YOU IDIOTS!" Vegeta yelled.
Gohan and Krillin stared at Vegeta and shook there heads. Krillin then said, "He has a problem staying here with us but my only problem staying here is him."
Vegeta glares at Krillin, "I heard that..."
Krillin shrunk ( if that's even possible o.o;; ) down behind Gohan. "Heh I was just kidding Vegeta. Honest."
Vegeta growled and turned, heading for the door.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, Vegeta. What are you doing?" Asked Gohan.
"What does it look like? I'm leaving this hellhole. I won't be kept here against my will, it's a stupid storm."
Vegeta then opened the door before Gohan could stop him, however the second the door open Vegeta was flung back into a wall from a strong wind that blew in. Vegeta grunted as he tried to get himself off the wall, which was difficult with the wind pinning him up against it.
Goku began inching toward the door, then jumped it and slammed it shut. Everyone sighs with relieve and then looked over at Vegeta who had fallen off the wall and was now leaning against it in an upside down position looking extremely pissed off.
Goku, Gohan and Krillin exchanged glances and then quickly left the room before Vegeta could blow up at them.
The rest of their day was spent mostly watching movies, calling Capsule Corp to check up on the kids, and eating, since that's all they could think to do. Vegeta suggested sparring but Gohan refused to have his father and Vegeta spar in the house and break everything. Needless to say, the day went very slowly for the Saiyan Prince.
When night came, everyone met in the living room to discuss living arrangements.
"Okay," began Gohan. "Well Dad and I will keep to our own room. That leaves the guest room and Goten's room."
"I take the Guest Room, there is no way I'm sleepy in the spawn of Kakarots bed." announced Vegeta.
Krillin shrugged, " I don't care, a bed is a bed to me."
Gohan nodded, "Alright then, lets all get some sleep then."
Everyone agreed and headed off to their rooms.
Gohan Note: So what do you guy's think of that? Pretty good, eh? o.o; Well I think it is, now that the prologue is done, we can get to the good stuff! XD Yup, the next chapter has Goku dealing with a major problem, for him at least. Hope you guys review. Now, I'm going to try to get Dahdeh to talk to you...Dahdeh?
GokuNote: -=Takes a deep breath and steps forward=- Good night ppl! O.O -=Runs away=-