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Akira Toriyami: Excuse me?
GogoDisclaimer: O.O How'd you get out of the freezer!?
KakkyDisclaimer: O.O Ack! Zombie!! . YOU'VE BEEN STICKING MORE PPL IN THE FREEZER???!!!
GogoDisclaimer: -=Looks around all innocent=- Not a lot...just about one...two...twenty...;;
KakkyDiclaimer: -.-I have such a delinquent son...-=Sighs=-
Gogo Disclaimer: -=Shifts his eyes over to Dahdeh=- Oh shut it...you're lucky I'm not sticking YOU in there anymore!
KakkyDiclaimer: =) Ha, like that box even effects meh anymore!
Gogo Disclaimer: Heh, and I thought you liked it in there...after all Kri- -=Looks over at the freezer and sees a big purple tail sticking out=- *Stupid Toriyami...he left it open, now Barney's trying to escape* -=Runs over and shoves the tail back in the freezer=-
KakkyDisclaimer: -=Face Faults=- Your..keeping...Barney...in there?...... -=Runs over top the freezer and opens it, leaning into it=- Who else are you keeping in here??
Gogo Disclaimer: -=Starts twitching, seeing a golden opportunity=- Eh....uh....erm.......oh what the hell! -=Pushes Dahdeh in the freezer, shuts it and sits on it=- ^-^ Okay we don't own DBZ! Big Whoop! But I own muh Freezer and EVERYTHING in it!
Gogo Note: o.o; I feel so unloved, the only people who reviewed our story are people we told to read it. -.-;;;
GokuNote ((Muffled from inside the Freezer)) : -=Snickers=- Yeah! And I'm so loved! ^-^
Gogo Note: -=Kicks the freezer=- Shut up Ice Man...that's not what I meant. Anyway, this chapter is gonna start the real humor or whatever so if this one isn't reviewed we are doomed.
GokuNote: =\ Are you ever gonna lemmie out of here? -=Looks around=- ..... !!!!! OH KAMI! NEVER MIND GOGO! *You hear a huge crash form inside* ( ^-^ ) ICE CWEAM!!!!!!!!....KWIWIN!!!!!.....O.O WHY THE HECK IS KWIWIN IN THE ICE CWEAM!!??....oh well!
Gogo Note: I wouldn't be exploring in there if I were you Dahdeh...I got some people in there that you wouldn't like to run into...-=remembers that Howdey Dudey and Chuckie are on the top=- Uh oh....
GokuNote: o.O Wus that suppose to mean?? -=Swallows the ice cream and hugs Kwiwin, looking around the freezer from the large ice cube he's sitting on.=- O.o;; .... o.o -=Sees something rustling in the corner and hears a soft cackle.=- ......................-=Hugs Kwiwin tighter=-..................-=Sees Chucky and Howdey Dudey come out and walk towards him.=- O.O; -=Sneezes=-
Gogo Note: -.-; Oh geeze...alright then -=Opens the Freezer and jumps in=- While I'm doing this, you guys read the next chapter. O.O DAHDEH! DON'T GO IN THERE!
April Showers Bring Long Hours
Chapter One: Dental Disaster
Day 1: Thursday, April 1st
Goku walked into the kitchen and his eyes widened as he found Krillin baking tons of pancakes! "Wow Krillin, this looks great!"
Krillin turned and saw the childish Saiyan eyeing the food lovingly. "Yeah, well I figured you Saiyans didn't know a thing about cooking since you have, as Vegeta would say, "the woman" to do it for you. So I thought I should just avoid a huge, messy cooking experience between you three and do it myself. I think I've made just about enough, one more dozen should do." He started make the 199th dozen.
Goku beamed and then turned, "I'll go get Vegeta and Gohan up." He then ran from the room before hearing Krillins response.
Finding himself in front of the Guest Room. "Vegeta..." Goku whispered at the door. "Are you awake?" When there was no answer Goku grinned. Well I guess I have to go in and wake him up. Goku threw open the door and the pounced onto the bed. "OOOHHH VEGGGGEEETTTTAAAA!"
Vegeta lifted his arms and rapped them around Goku's abs. "Buuullmmaa.." He mumbled, flipping Goku.
"Uh oh." Goku blinked.
Vegeta started snuggled up closer to Goku and purred.
Goku sweatdropped and poked Vegeta's face a few times on the cheek, "Vegeta..." He whispered.
Vegeta groaned and licked Goku's nose.
Goku's eyes widened, "Ewww! Vegeta!!" He said. Goku tried squirming out of the Saiyan's grasp, but he was holding on to tight.
Just then, Gohan walked in walked in rubbing his eyes, "What's with all the noi-" Gohan was cut short when his vision was restored and he saw a compromising scene in front of him.
Goku sat up and stared at Gohan, "It's not what it looks like!" He exclaimed.
Vegeta grunted and rolled over grabbing Goku's shirt and ripping it off. Vegeta hand then felt its way around Goku's abdomen. "Hrmm...Bulma...you got nice abs....," he mummered in his sleep.
Goku sweatdropped and Gohan looked like he was going to puke.
"Dad! Get out of the bed!" ordered Gohan.
"Okay," Goku said as he started to get up. Then, Vegeta grabbed him, hugging his waist. "Bulma...feed...dinky...."
Goku and Gohan looked at each other and mouthed the words, what's dinky?
"You guys, breakfast is ready." Krillin announced walking into the room. Everyone then stood silent as Krillin looked over the scene. "What...are...they doing, Gohan?" He asked, turning to the only person who wasn't freaking him out at the moment.
"Eh, well..." Gohan thought of a way to explain.
"FEED DINKY!" screamed Vegeta, rolling on top of Goku and starting to thrust him.
"VEGETA NOOOOOOOO!!!" screamed Goku as Gohan and Krillin looked on in amazement.
Vegeta's eyes shot open. "...Kakarot...? What are you........." Vegeta blinked and realized his 'dinky' was in contact with another 'dinky' (not to mention his hands where on Goku's ABS). Vegeta slowly rolled off and pulled up his pants.
Everyone watched him in silence. Then Krillin spook up, "Um, breakfast...is ready. So...we can go eat now."
They all nodded and Krillin and Gohan walked out of the room. Goku then got off the bed and followed Vegeta out of the room.
"From now on, we let the alarm clock wake Vegeta up." Krillin said, walking next to Gohan.
"Right." Gohan nodded.
"Wow Krillin! These pancakes are really great!" Gohan exclaimed, wiped his mouth with a napkin.
"Thanks." Krillin grinned. "Nice to know I'm appreciated." He then looked over at Goku and Vegeta - who hadn't touched there food yet. They were just staring at each other from across the table. "Eh..you guys gonna eat or what?" He sweatdropped.
Vegeta, not taking his eyes away from the Saiyain across from him, picked up his fork and jabbed in his pancake. Goku did the same. The two slowly brought the piece of food up to their mouths and stuck it in there mouths.
Gohan and Krillin watched, blinking.
Krillin sighed and stood up, "Excuse me, I..can't watch this..." He sighed, walking out of the kitchen.
Vegeta swallowed his piece and reached for his glass of juice.
Goku started chewing, but quickly spit it out all over Vegeta's face.
"KAKAROT!!!!" Vegeta yelled, falling out of his chair. "YOU BAKA! HOW DARE YOU--"
"OWWWWW!!" Goku whined, holding his cheek.
Vegeta grabbed a napkin and wiped off his face, "Disgusting."
Gohan looked up from his food and blinked.
Goku jumped up cradling his jaw in his hand and ran around the table, "Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, oooowwwww!"
Vegata and Gohan watched him for a few minutes and the Vegeta spoke up, "What the hell do you think you're doing, Kakarot?"
Goku stopped and blinked. "It stopped..."
Gohan and Vegeta exchanged looks and then looked at Goku again who had returned to his seat and picked up another pancake. He shoved it in his mouth, bit and screamed. The Saiyan Prince was once again covered in pancake bits. "OOOOOOOOOOOooooooowwwwwwwwiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Dad? What's wrong?" Gohan asked.
Goku whimpered, "Krillin's pancakes are too hard...they hurt my tooth."
"Idiot! Pancakes aren't hard, they're soft you blasted moron." growled Vegeta, annoyed at being spit on again.
"...but my tooth...." Goku whined.
Gohan got up and scratched his head, "Hmmm maybe you have a tooth ache."
Goku looked at his son.
Vegeta grunted, "Was it THAT obvious?"
Goku looked at Vegeta, "Vegeta...?"
Vegeta's eyes shifted over to Goku, "What is it, Kakarot?"
"Ummm what's a tooth ache?" he asked innocently.
Gohan and Vegeta fell to the ground in shock, when they stood up they walked over to Goku and Gohan explained everything to him.
"Well, how do I get rid of it?" asked Goku.
"Blast it." stated Vegeta.
"What!?" exclaimed Gohan.
"We'll just blast that damn tooth out of his mouth." Vegeta explained as if it was an obvious solution.
"Is that going to hurt?" Goku asked looking at Vegeta.
Vegeta grinned. "No Kakarot, you will just have one less bicuspid to worry about."
"Bi...cu..puu....what?" Goku tilted his head in confusion, still holding his mouth.
Vegeta pointed his finger and said, "I'll show you."
Vegeta pushed Goku down onto a chair and pulled his jaw down, "Now, just think happy thoughts.." He whispered, slowly inserting his index finger into the younger Saiyain's mouth.
He thinks I'm gonna fix I'm gonna fix his freaken tooth..well...he's wrong. This blast will go down his throat..AND DESTROY ALL OF HIS ORGANS! AND HE WILL BLOW UP! AND I WILL LAUGH!! AND THEN I WILL DANCE IN HIS BLOOD AND---what the hell am I thinking?
(Gogo Note: Dahdeh refused to write the next part of this....he didn't like writing the first part of it so I'll take over this.)
Goku's eyes widened and said, "Waf fo you meam bwow uf!?"
Vegeta removed his finger, "What did you say?"
"What do you mean you're going to blow me up!? And, all that other stuff with the dancing and the organs?" Goku demanded, looking cross.
Gohan blinked, "Dad, Vegeta didn't say anything."
Vegeta backed up. Damn it! It must have happened this morning...bonding. Stupid Dinky Bond!
"DINKY BOND!?" Goku exclaimed.
Gohan looked at his father worriedly as he said weird things, the pain must be getting to his head.
Goku looked at Gohan, "No it's not...Vegeta won't stop saying bad things..."
"What? Dad...I didn't say anything." Gohan said slowly.
"Sure you did! You said 'The pain must be getting to his head.'" repeated Goku.
I don't believe it! Kakarot has a dinky bond with his brat as well!? Vegeta thought with astonishment.
Goku whined, "Stopped saying dinky bond, Vegeta."
Gohan held his head and said, "Let's just fix your tooth dad."
Vegeta nodded in agreement, not wanting to explain a dinky bond to Goku.
(Gogo Note: Okay, I think Dahdeh can start up again.)
"Alright, now, let's get started." Gohan said, after locking the kitchen door and walked up to the table, where Goku was now duct taped to.
"Are you sure you know what your doing, Gohan?" Goku asked.
"Of course! Now, Vegeta," Gohan turned around and thought for a moment, "Uhh...you..hand me the stuff when I ask for it okay?"
"Whatever." Vegeta grunted.
"Okay." Gohan smiled and turned around, "Now Dad, say 'Ahhh'."
"Ahh?"
Gohan reached his hand out, "Spoon."
"Spoon." Vegeta repeated, handing a small spoon to Gohan.
"Fork."
"Fork."
"Spatula"
"Spatula."
"hmm..um...Can-Opener."
"Can-Opener."
"Banana."
"Banan- Banana??" Vegeta asked.
"Banana?" Goku blinked. "What's that for?"
"Me!" Gohan said, peeling off the skin.
Vegeta sweatdropped and got a banana. Peeled it, and then ate it in front of Gohan.
"Hmph.."
"...Okay, well that's that." Gohan said, backing away.
Vegeta looked over at Goku, "Eh..."
Goku sat up, "Waf if if?"
Vegeta snorted and turned away, looking at Gohan. "What makes you think filling his mouth with all that stuff is going to do?"
"Well, now he can't chew!" Gohan said 'as a matter of fact.'
"Gofan?" Goku asked, his tongue wiggling past the can-opener. "Vy fung iz veeding."
"Hm? What did you say Dad?" Gohan asked looking at his father. He then noticed the blood dripping from his fathers tongue. "Aw shoot." With that said, he started removing the utensils from Goku's mouth.
After that was all done, Goku rubbed his jaw. "It still hurts..." he complained.
Both Gohan and Vegeta grunted.
Goku whimpered.
Just then...Krillin came in. "I'm back from the bathroom. I think the pancakes gave me constipation." explained Krillin.
Krillin then looked at the mess in the kitchen, his eyes traveling to the table where Vegeta and Gohan were huddled over a sketch of Goku's mouth drawing circles around teeth they were going to remove.
"Let's just pull every damn one out! Then they can't hurt him anymore and he'll stop whining!" suggested Vegeta in annoyance.
Gohan shook his head.
Vegeta glared at him and went back to the picture.
Krillin blinked, Why can't they be interested in Porn like normal men?
Goku looked at Krillin. "I don't like woman magazines," Goku answered.
Krillin looked back at Goku, "What?"
"I said, I don't like porn." he said, using Krillins word.
"...Oh..."
Vegeta and Gohan exchanged glances, then Vegeta muttered, "Another dinky bond..."
Krillin looked at them, "What?"
"Nevermind." Vegeta stated standing up.
Krillin scratched his head and decided to move on, "So what happened in here?"
"Dad has a tooth ache." Gohan explained.
"So?"
"So we tried to fix it."
"Goku? Where does it hurt?" asked Krillin.
Goku pointed at the left side of his mouth.
Shrugging, Krillin suggested, "Why not just eat on the other side of your mouth, then brush tonight and tomorrow and so on, then it will be gone and you can eat like normal again."
Goku's eyes widened and smiled, "That's a great idea!"
"Yeah," agreed Gohan.
"...But I was going to pull out Kakarots teeth..." complained Vegeta.
They all stared at him.
"...WHAT!?" Vegeta yelled standing up, then he walked out of the room.
Everyone was silent, then left as well.
The rest of the day went by in a blur, night came and everyone went to bed. Vegeta securely locked his door. Goku cuddled with his teddy. Krillin laid in bed looking at a picture of 18 and 'talking' to it, and Gohan read a book.
DAY ONE: END
Gohan Note: -=Crawls out of the freezer, Dahdeh at hand=- Well, what do you think? Good? Bad? Review it and tell us okay?
GokuNote: o.O Today's lesson.... -.-; Never Dinky Bond....o.o; thank you...