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GoGoNote: You enjoy making meh look bad don't you! Now it looks like I control this whole thing! You better start talking mister! Or..or..I'll tell all your "Love Chain" fans that you've given up on the story!
GokuNote:-=Sits down and sticks a slice of orange in his mouth=- I have been saying things, Gohan. =\
GogoNote: Say more.
GokuNote: Why?
GogoNote: Because.
GokuNote: -=Blinks=- O....k....
GogoNote: Go on now.
GokuNote: Third Chapter, You ppl better like and review okay? o.O For some odd reason I think your avoiding us!! . A'ight! Soo R/R! -=Tosses a whole orange in the air and catches it in his mouth=- C'mon GoGo. -=Walks away to get more oranges.=-
GogoNote: -=Blinks=- But I dun want any...oranges...
GokuNote: -=Pokes his head out from the kitchen=- There's cheese in here too O.o`
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April Showers Bring Long Hours
Chapter Two: Pickle Panic
Day 2: Friday, April 2nd
Another morning, another day, another 24 hours of disaster ahead. Well that's how Krillin saw it as he once again finished cooking breakfast for the three incompetent saiyans. He now understood what ChiChi must go through everyday, Bulma too. These saiyans were practically impossible to live with. He almost didn't understand what was going through their minds half the time. For example, yesterday Vegeta kept on mumbling 'Dinky Bond' and Krillin still had no idea what he meant by that. Oh well, now it's about time to get the three terrors out of bed.
Krillin made his was to Vegeta's room, and knocked on the door loudly to avoid having to enter the room and called loudly, "VEGETA! ARE YOU AWAKE YET??" He then waited for an answer, the saiyan had had his alarm blasting for the last 2 hours and Krillin was afraid he would have to go in the room and get him up by shaking him, but after yesterdays events that was the last thing he wanted to do.
Then the door opened and the stood Vegeta in all his disheveled glory. "What the hell do you want baldie? You're caucus voice is the last thing I want to have wake me up in the morning," he grumbled.
Krillin blinked and thought to himself, Is he trying to say he prefers waking up on top of Goku? He just shook his head of the thought and said, "Breakfast is ready, since your up now you can wake up Goku, I'll go get Gohan up."
Vegeta opened his mouth to retort the order but Krillin was already scurrying down the hall. The blood-shot eyed saiyan growled and stomped over the baka's room.
Vegeta lifted his fist and began banging on the younger Saiyan's door, "Kakarot! Get up!"
Silence.
Vegeta grumbled to himself and then tried again, "KAKAROT! DO YOU HEAR ME!?"
The silence continued.
"Grr.." Vegeta was too tired for this, so he did the only thing that his weary mind could think of. He slammed open the door and walked over to the bed. He glared down with disgust at Goku.
Goku laid there, a peaceful expression on his sleeping face, hugging a little brown bear close to him.
Vegeta growled at the site. This was the idiot that had surpassed him so many times. This was the moron that had defeated Frieza. This is the imbecile that had turned Super Saiyan first. This childish, Teddy hugging...baby.
Vegeta tightened his fists and then reached out for Goku - grabbing one of the bear's arms. He began to tug on the stuffed animal, trying to get it out of Goku's grasp. Finally, after a few tugs, Vegeta released the bear from Goku's arms.
Goku began to roll over in his sleep, realizing that his arms were no longer holding something.
"Idiot..." Vegeta muttered, and threw the bear into a corner. He grabbed one of the extra pillows and raised it over his head, his blood shocked eyes becoming redder. "Take this you--"
Suddenly Goku's eyes snapped open, and he stared up at the shadowy figure with red piercing eyes in front of his bed. Goku sat up, and rubbed his eyes, to make sure he wasn't seeing things. When he saw that the figure was still there, Goku opened his mouth.
Vegeta blinked, startled from Goku's abrupt awakening, "Kaka-"
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!"
Vegeta was startled by Goku's sudden and loud scream that he fell right on top of his rival. Since Goku still believed Vegeta was some shadowy monster he rolled around trying to gain top position. So the two saiyans wrestled in the bed until Krillin and Gohan walked in to see what was going on with them. "Da-...what the heck are you two doing!?" asked Gohan staring at the sheet tangled duo.
Vegeta and Goku exchanged glances. "Uh, I thought he was a...well monster." explained Goku, trying to free himself from the sheets. Vegeta also tried to de-tangle himself from this uncomfortable scene. As they worked on that, Goku got frustrated with one of the knots and tugged hard. This sent his aggravated companion on top of him once again.
Krillin and Gohan both shut their eyes in disbelief and felt their way out of the room, they didn't want to watch this anymore.
"Kakarot! You baka! Watch what you're doing!" he growled, pulling himself off Goku and sitting next to him.
Goku smiled sheepishly, "Sorry Vegeta."
Vegeta just grunted in response. After a few more minutes they were free and heading for the kitchen. There they found Gohan and Krillin sitting at the table with empty plates.
Goku and Vegeta eyed the kitchen for their portions but found none. "Where the hell is our food?" demanded Vegeta.
Gohan stood up and left the room, leaving Krillin to handle this. Krillin stared at Gohan's retreating back and narrowed his eyebrows, he sure wasn't being too helpful. He then sighed and looks at Vegeta, "Well, you two took your time and Gohan was hungry. So he went and helped himself to your portions.
Vegeta balled his fists up in rage, "Why I outta! I'll show that adolescent moron to touch my food!" He started marching toward the door Gohan had exited but was stopped by a hand on his shoulder. When he turned to see who was stupid enough to try and stop his rage, his eyes met those of Goku. "What do you think you're doing, Kakarot."
Goku smiled and said, "Aw leave him be, Vegeta. I'm sure you and me can come up with something. Anyway, just look at the time." Goku pointed at the clock on the wall. "It's late as it is, we might as well just make ourselves lunch."
Throwing his hand off his shoulder, Vegeta folded his arms. As much as he hated doing what Goku wanted, Vegeta was hungry and didn't have much energy to strangle the boy right now. "Fine, we eat."
Goku walked over to the refrigerator and opened it up.
Krillin just sat down at the table and stared as Vegeta went thought the cupboards and drawers, getting out plates and utensils.
"I'll just leave you two 'Cooks' to work" Krillin said, jumping down from the chair.
"Okay, Krillin!" Goku said from inside the refrigerator.
"Whatever." Vegeta bluntly said.
Krillin shook his head as he left the room, whispering to himself, "I don't want to be here when the tornado hits.."
Goku grinned and set a bunch of food on the table.
Vegeta glanced over at the table and blinked, "What's all that for..?"
"The sandwich." Goku said, picking up a plate.
"When do blueberries go in a---KAKAROT!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!??" Vegeta yelled, as Goku stared mashing all the blueberries with another of the jars.
"I'm--making--Jelly!" Goku said.
Vegeta slapped his face, "But we have that already, moron..."
Goku stopped and looked at the jar of grape Jelly, "Oh..I didn't see that.." He blinked.
Goku then grabbed some of the brustel sprouts.
Vegeta grunted and pushed Goku away from the table, making him drop the brustel sprout, "You make your sandwich, and I'll make my own..." Vegeta said, not wanting to eat whatever disgusting thing Goku made.
"Okay!"
The two Saiayan's went to work with their sandwiches for about half an hour.
"There!" Vegeta said proudly, admiring the tasty mess in front of him.
He looked over at Goku who was staring at his own. "What are you doing, baka?" He asked, walking over to him.
"Mines good.." He began. "But it needs something..more.."
"What?"
Goku looked around at all the other jars and packages - then spotted the pickles.
He grabbed the jar and smiled, "Ah! Here we go!"
Vegeta blinked and looked at his sandwich realizing that he too lacked the extra pizzazz of a pickle. With this made obvious to him, he roughly grabbed the jar from Goku. "Princes first." he stated to Goku's wide and confused expression that peered at him.
"But Vegeta!" whined Goku.
"Oh shut up Kakarot, this will only take a minute." he explained as the clutched the lid of the jar in his right hand, he then twisted it...but the lid made no signs of budging. Vegeta sweatdropped as he noticed Goku was staring intently at the Prince, waiting. So Vegeta once again tried to twist the lid, but again it didn't move. Vegeta let out a low growl that grabbed Goku's attention away from the pickles in the jar and up to the frustrated face of Vegeta.
"What's wrong Vegeta?" Goku asked.
Vegeta grunted and put the jar down. He then mumbled to Goku, "The lid isn't coming off..."
Goku stared at Vegeta expecting him to say something like, "Just kidding Kakarot." When it didn't come Goku realized that he was stupid for thinking Vegeta was kidding, he never jokes around! Especially where food is concerned. "Umm maybe I should try..." Goku offered as he reached out his hand for the jar.
"Don't you touch that jar, Kakarot. Or you'll find yourself one hand short." threatened Vegeta. He watched as Goku's hand flung back in terror, but his eyes stayed glued to the jar. There was no way Vegeta was going to allow Goku to prove he was stronger than Vegeta by opening a blasted jar that had mocked the prince with it's superior strength. In frustration, Vegeta raised his hand and held his palm out facing the jar.
Goku's attention shifted over the hand that had appeared next to his beloved pickles. "What are you doing, Vegeta?" Goku asked with curiosity.
"What does it look like, you moron! I'm going to blast those idiotic green abominations out off their safe haven." explained Vegeta with a growl.
"You're going to blast the what's out of the whatcha ma who?" Goku repeated questioningly, tilting his head as if you gain better understanding.
Vegeta's hand dropped as he eyed Goku. "What the hell was that?"
Goku shrugged, "What ever you said."
Vegeta shook with aggravation and put his concentration back on the jar. Before anymore interuptions could occur, the Saiyain Prince sent a small blast towards the jar - causing the house to shake and the room to fill with smoke. When the smoke cleared, all that was left was a ruins of the wooden table - but underneath all that, was a perfectly stable pickle jar.
Vegeta's eyes grew wide with shock, "NO EFFECT!?"
Goku blinked, "Maybe you..aimed wrong?"
"WHAT KIND OF JAR IS THIS!? NOT EFFECTED BY MY BLAST?! NOT ABLE TO BE OPENED BY MY HAND!? IT'S POSSESSED!!" Vegeta yelled, jumping behind Goku.
"Eehh, I'm sure it's not possessed Vegeta..Just stubborn. Here, let me have a go at it!" Goku said, kneeling down and reaching for the jar.
"NO!" Vegeta yelled, grabbing Goku's hand, "There is no way in Hell that I'm going to let you open that blasted thing!" He growled.
Goku sweatdropped and looked at Vegeta, "It's okay Vegeta..." He said softly, moving his hand away. "Just one little..Try!" Goku grabbed the jar quickly and ran away from Vegeta, trying to twist the top off.
"NO! GIVE THAT BACK YOU BAKA!" Vegeta yelled.
"NO! I CAN DO IT!"
"THAT'S THE POINT!!!!!!!!"
"DO YOU WANT LUNCH OR NOT!?"
"I WANT TO OPEN THE JAR!!"
"WELL YOU HAD YOUR TURN ALREADY!!"
"What the heck is going on in here?!" Krillin yelled, walking into the kitchen.
Goku and Vegeta both pointed at the pickle jar and said in unison, "IT WON'T OPEN!!!"
Krillin eyed the mess that the two had caused and then glanced over at them. "You two did all this because of a stupid pickle jar?"
"Pickles are the number one ingredient for a sandwich," Goku said 'as a matter of fact.'
Krillin sweatdropped and then said, "Alright show me. Try and open the jar."
Goku did as he was told and clutched the lid of the jar, holding the jar itself tightly in his other hand. Then he twisted with all his might, his face turning red with effort. "It...won't...budge..." Goku said and then dropped the jar on the ground, holding his beating red hand to his chest.
Vegeta picked it up and tried his hand at it, but came up with the same result. Krillin just stared at them, What kind of morons are these two?
Goku gave a hurt look at Krillin, "I'm not a moron..."
Krillin stared at him, "WILL YOU QUIT READING MY MIND!"
Vegeta grunted, "Dinky Bond..."
Krillin glared at Vegeta, "WILL YOU QUIT SAYING DINKY BOND!"
Goku whimpered, "I didn't read your mind, Krillin."
Krillin looked back at Goku, "WILL YOU QUIT DENYING YOUR BREAKING INTO MY MIND!"
Goku blinked, "You said a big word..."
Krillin sweatdropped and grabbed the jar. "Let me give you two a lesson on how to open a jar. Okay? Now watch. First you grab the lid as so, then hold the jar itself firmly with your other hand and twist." As Krillin explained this the lid popped off.
Goku and Vegeta stared in wonder and cried out, "But that's what we did!"
"Here's a little saying I say to myself to remember how to open something 'Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.'" he explained to them.
Goku blinked and repeated, "Righty bitey, Lefty potty....wait...mommy. No, supermarket! Hold on! I know it!"
Vegeta and Krillin's jaws dropped as they listened to Goku spill out weird words that sounded nothing like what Krillin had just said.
"Um..Alright, Goku..That's enough.." Krillin blinked.
Goku frowned, "Noo! I know it! Screwdriver............."
"NO!" Krillin yelled.
"WHAT IN KAMI'S FUCKING HELL HAPPENED IN HERE!!!!!????" Gohan yelled, running around the ruins.
Goku and Vegeta exchanged glanced at one another and then said, pointing at one another, "He did it!"
Krillin just slowly left the room to go watch TV, not wanting to deal with the stupidity anymore.
"YOU TWO BETTER CLEAN THIS UP RIGHT NOW!" Gohan yelled, pointing at the mess.
Goku and Vegeta slumped down in defeat and did as the were told.
DAY TWO: END
GokuNote: End. o.o
GogoNote: The. o.o`
GokuNote: No..End o.O;;
GogoNote: No, actually it's To Be Continued. ^-^
GokuNote: ¬.¬ End............
GogoNote: Are you giving up on this story too now?
GokuNote: No..O.o` Iye Iye Iye, Let's just shut up now GoGo, Most likely we're annoying the ppls...so..o.o come..I need more oranges @.@
GogoNote: o.o; You're orange diet is disturbing. -.-; Oh well, atleast you're not eating muh cheese! -=Runs back into the kitchen and opens the fridge=- Come to Papa! XD
GokuNote: O.O PAPA!? GOGO NOO! I TOLD YOU NO KIDS!! -=Runs after you with a knife=- MUST KILL!!!