"And the big deity thingy in the sky that man has fought and argued about over the years and whom the atheists don't believe in created anime, and they saw that it was good. Then they created Gundam Wing and Sailor Moon and decided those weren't half bad either. Then they decided to take another crack at it and created fandoms. But the fans did squabble and did squeal about whom owned what and so the big deity thingy realized they'd screwed up and so created big annoying communes and called them corporations and for some ding batted reason, decided they were good and made them own the anime's and now the fans had to come up with disclaimers and the deity decided that was good. And then this particular writer came up with this disclaimer to say she don't own this stuff and probably never will, and the deity didn't particularly like this smart assed disclaimer and they did pelt the writer with teddy bears and golden grahams and orangutans, but the writer ignored them, so the deity just gave up and decided they would have to make do and that four out of five goods wasn't bad anyways. And so it was and so it will always be."