AUTHOR'S NOTE
The Rock-afire explosion and its characters are trademarks of ShowBiz pizza
and Creative Engineering. I have no offense against ShowBiz in any way.
It was a Friday night and Escargoon was moving in. Wario and Cartman were helping Escargoon get his bags in. While Lianne was helping Escargoon unpack, a stuffed mouse in a green and white cheerleader outfit fell out of Escargoon's backpack. Cartman sauntered over to pick it up.
"Gimme that!" Escargoon snapped as he snatched the doll from Cartman.
"I was just wondering what it was." Cartman said to Escargoon.
"That's Mitzi Mozzarella, one of my favorite characters from the Rock- afire explosion. She's one of my personal favorites." Escargoon said.
"Hey! Boys don't play with girl dolls!" Waluigi bellowed as he grabbed the Mitzi doll from Escargoon and was about to rip it up.
"Don't destroy Mitzi! She's my sacred character!" Escargoon pouted as he grabbed the doll from Waluigi. "That doll's been untouched the day I got it for my birthday!"
"Your birthday, huh? How did you get it?" Fry asked Escargoon.
"I got it from Showbiz pizza when I was younger and had a lot of money because I heard that the dolls there were pricy." King Dedede said. "Then when Escargoon turned four, I gave him the Mitzi doll and the Dook doll" He continued as he pulled the Dook doll out of Escargoon's backpack and showed it to Wario.
"This Rock-afire Explosion stuff you all are babbling about just gave me an idea!" Wario said.
"What is it?" Shadow asked Wario.
"Let's start a band!" Wario exclaimed. "We could make big bucks and maybe it could be enough to pay for the baby things we're getting!"
King Dedede and Escargoon were shocked. "BABY THINGS?!"
"Yep. In case you didn't notice, Lianne's expecting." Wario said as he pointed to Lianne's slightly extended abdomen. King Dedede was so shocked that he fainted. Jen came with smelling salts, and soon enough, King Dedede regained consciousness.
The next morning, on Wario's car was a sign that said "New band coming to you!" Everyone who was attending the performance was wondering what this new band was. It was, of course, called Wario's Rock-A-Fire. The band members were Wario (vocals), Waluigi (vocals and "tune machine"), Shadow (guitar and vocals), King Dedede (lead vocals), and Escargoon was left at the drums which made him feel like Dook LaRue. Wario's band did a good job performing. When they were done with their first concert, the first thing King Dedede said was, "Hey, I think they liked us!"
That very night, Lianne gave Escargoon a welcome present: A fleece blanket with Lakitu clouds which had a pouch so he could put his Mitzie doll in the pouch so he didn't have to "cuddle" it when he was going to sleep. Wario and his wife never knew that they could have a friend be obsessed with an animatronic animal band.
It was a Friday night and Escargoon was moving in. Wario and Cartman were helping Escargoon get his bags in. While Lianne was helping Escargoon unpack, a stuffed mouse in a green and white cheerleader outfit fell out of Escargoon's backpack. Cartman sauntered over to pick it up.
"Gimme that!" Escargoon snapped as he snatched the doll from Cartman.
"I was just wondering what it was." Cartman said to Escargoon.
"That's Mitzi Mozzarella, one of my favorite characters from the Rock- afire explosion. She's one of my personal favorites." Escargoon said.
"Hey! Boys don't play with girl dolls!" Waluigi bellowed as he grabbed the Mitzi doll from Escargoon and was about to rip it up.
"Don't destroy Mitzi! She's my sacred character!" Escargoon pouted as he grabbed the doll from Waluigi. "That doll's been untouched the day I got it for my birthday!"
"Your birthday, huh? How did you get it?" Fry asked Escargoon.
"I got it from Showbiz pizza when I was younger and had a lot of money because I heard that the dolls there were pricy." King Dedede said. "Then when Escargoon turned four, I gave him the Mitzi doll and the Dook doll" He continued as he pulled the Dook doll out of Escargoon's backpack and showed it to Wario.
"This Rock-afire Explosion stuff you all are babbling about just gave me an idea!" Wario said.
"What is it?" Shadow asked Wario.
"Let's start a band!" Wario exclaimed. "We could make big bucks and maybe it could be enough to pay for the baby things we're getting!"
King Dedede and Escargoon were shocked. "BABY THINGS?!"
"Yep. In case you didn't notice, Lianne's expecting." Wario said as he pointed to Lianne's slightly extended abdomen. King Dedede was so shocked that he fainted. Jen came with smelling salts, and soon enough, King Dedede regained consciousness.
The next morning, on Wario's car was a sign that said "New band coming to you!" Everyone who was attending the performance was wondering what this new band was. It was, of course, called Wario's Rock-A-Fire. The band members were Wario (vocals), Waluigi (vocals and "tune machine"), Shadow (guitar and vocals), King Dedede (lead vocals), and Escargoon was left at the drums which made him feel like Dook LaRue. Wario's band did a good job performing. When they were done with their first concert, the first thing King Dedede said was, "Hey, I think they liked us!"
That very night, Lianne gave Escargoon a welcome present: A fleece blanket with Lakitu clouds which had a pouch so he could put his Mitzie doll in the pouch so he didn't have to "cuddle" it when he was going to sleep. Wario and his wife never knew that they could have a friend be obsessed with an animatronic animal band.