"Ladies and gentlemen, Wario's Rock-a-fire!" Bender announced from left
stage.
The curtain had opened, revealing the entire band: Wario with a headset microphone on his head, Waluigi at the "tune machine" (which looked like the one from the RAE), Shadow on a guitar that was in the shape of an evil looking Pikachu, Escargoon at a 4-piece drumset, and King Dedede dressed in his red sequin outfit, in front of a microphone.
Suddenly, the music began to start up. It was a popular song from the eighties, which King Dedede was somewhat familiar with. On the cue, King Dedede began to sing like this with his deep, southern-accent voice:
"Eight, six, seven, five three oh ni-yi-yine."
There were songs old and new that Wario's band had performed. King Dedede was familiar with a few, and there were some that he wasn't familiar with. After Wario's Rock-a-fire had performed, King Dedede began to speak:
"Hey! I think they."
But King Dedede couldn't finish. Before he could say another word, a horde of can-can dancers began to surround the stage as some can-can music started up. King Dedede was aware that Waluigi wasn't playing the music on the tune machine.
"What the hell is going on?!" King Dedede bellowed out as the can-can dancers continued to dance and expose their frilly bloomers and panties to King Dedede and the other members of the band. Suddenly, King Dedede was hit in the head with one of the dancers' shoes. The music and the crazy can- can dancing stopped. King Dedede swayed back and forth, as if he was dizzy.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Wario screamed as King Dedede fell off the stage onto a mattress that was below the stage.
Donkey Kong, who noticed King Dedede fall off the stage, went to the mattress where King Dedede was lying there, unconscious. Donkey Kong took King Dedede to the "infirmary", where Dr. Zoidberg and Jen the yoshi were. Jen revived King Dedede by offering smelling salts. Less than a minute later, King Dedede regained consciousness.
"Goodness gracious!" Lianne exclaimed.
"Uhh. what happened?" King Dedede said weakly.
"You were hit in the head with a character shoe." Wario said to King Dedede, who was still confused.
"How many fingers can you see?" Shadow said to King Dedede, holding up two fingers.
"Two." King Dedede said.
"Close enough." Lianne said, helping King Dedede on his feet and out of the club that they were performing at.
When they got home from the nightclub, Wario and his friends had a rather long chat with each other.
"While I was knocked out, I was having a dream where I was at Moulin Rouge." King Dedede said.
"Oh, bleah!" Escargoon exclaimed.
King Dedede continued with his story: "So, I was at Moulin Rouge and when I went inside, there were a bunch of all these can-can girls that were flashing their bloomers to me. And then Zidler asks me to perform as the 'sparkling ruby' because my coat sparkles like the ruby slippers. Once I'm up in mid-air on the trapeze, it breaks and I'm crashing to the ground and hearing girls scream. I woke up before I hit the ground."
There was a mere five second silence.
"And his final thoughts were: 'I'm never going to Moulin Rouge again.'" Escargoon replied peevishly.
"All right, guys, eat your supper before it gets cold." Lianne replied as she served them chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy. That very night, King Dedede vowed to never look at can-can dancers again, contrary to what Escargoon said.
The curtain had opened, revealing the entire band: Wario with a headset microphone on his head, Waluigi at the "tune machine" (which looked like the one from the RAE), Shadow on a guitar that was in the shape of an evil looking Pikachu, Escargoon at a 4-piece drumset, and King Dedede dressed in his red sequin outfit, in front of a microphone.
Suddenly, the music began to start up. It was a popular song from the eighties, which King Dedede was somewhat familiar with. On the cue, King Dedede began to sing like this with his deep, southern-accent voice:
"Eight, six, seven, five three oh ni-yi-yine."
There were songs old and new that Wario's band had performed. King Dedede was familiar with a few, and there were some that he wasn't familiar with. After Wario's Rock-a-fire had performed, King Dedede began to speak:
"Hey! I think they."
But King Dedede couldn't finish. Before he could say another word, a horde of can-can dancers began to surround the stage as some can-can music started up. King Dedede was aware that Waluigi wasn't playing the music on the tune machine.
"What the hell is going on?!" King Dedede bellowed out as the can-can dancers continued to dance and expose their frilly bloomers and panties to King Dedede and the other members of the band. Suddenly, King Dedede was hit in the head with one of the dancers' shoes. The music and the crazy can- can dancing stopped. King Dedede swayed back and forth, as if he was dizzy.
"NOOOOOOOO!" Wario screamed as King Dedede fell off the stage onto a mattress that was below the stage.
Donkey Kong, who noticed King Dedede fall off the stage, went to the mattress where King Dedede was lying there, unconscious. Donkey Kong took King Dedede to the "infirmary", where Dr. Zoidberg and Jen the yoshi were. Jen revived King Dedede by offering smelling salts. Less than a minute later, King Dedede regained consciousness.
"Goodness gracious!" Lianne exclaimed.
"Uhh. what happened?" King Dedede said weakly.
"You were hit in the head with a character shoe." Wario said to King Dedede, who was still confused.
"How many fingers can you see?" Shadow said to King Dedede, holding up two fingers.
"Two." King Dedede said.
"Close enough." Lianne said, helping King Dedede on his feet and out of the club that they were performing at.
When they got home from the nightclub, Wario and his friends had a rather long chat with each other.
"While I was knocked out, I was having a dream where I was at Moulin Rouge." King Dedede said.
"Oh, bleah!" Escargoon exclaimed.
King Dedede continued with his story: "So, I was at Moulin Rouge and when I went inside, there were a bunch of all these can-can girls that were flashing their bloomers to me. And then Zidler asks me to perform as the 'sparkling ruby' because my coat sparkles like the ruby slippers. Once I'm up in mid-air on the trapeze, it breaks and I'm crashing to the ground and hearing girls scream. I woke up before I hit the ground."
There was a mere five second silence.
"And his final thoughts were: 'I'm never going to Moulin Rouge again.'" Escargoon replied peevishly.
"All right, guys, eat your supper before it gets cold." Lianne replied as she served them chicken and mashed potatoes with gravy. That very night, King Dedede vowed to never look at can-can dancers again, contrary to what Escargoon said.