It was a typical Friday night at Bender's mansion and Mrs. Cartman,
rather to be called Lianne, was going down one of the halls when she heard
familiar groaning from King Dedede's bedroom.
"Oh, stick it up there a little." King Dedede moaned.
Lianne stopped for a moment to listen.
"Oooh yeah, work that phat ass." Wario moaned quietly so Lianne wouldn't hear him.
"Oh yeah, UP MY ASSHOLE! Oh yes! YES! Oh my God yes!" King Dedede shouted.
Seconds later, Wario came out of the bedroom and shut the door behind him. Outside was Lianne, in her nightgown. She glared at Wario.
"Darling, what's the matter?" Wario asked Lianne, who was very sleepy.
"Just what do you think you were doing with King Dedede?" Lianne asked Wario.
"Um, I was just giving him a back massage, honey." Wario replied to Lianne on their way to their bedroom.
"You're not gay, are you?" Lianne asked.
"Uhh, no." Wario replied nervously.
Lianne was concerned. "Now you look here, Wario." She began. "I'm nearly four months pregnant with your child. I don't want you to be gay like your friend."
Somehow, King Dedede was outside of Wario's bedroom and heard the conversation and shouted, "I AM NOT GAY!!!"
Wario let out a shudder. "Sorry!" he said.
From that night forward, King Dedede tried not to be gay, even though he thought he was practically gay.
The next morning after Kirby had performed, Wario, Lianne and Eric took Waluigi, Shadow, King Dedede and Escargoon to Brooklyn because Mario and Luigi was visiting their father, Antonio. Escargoon had to sit far away from the others in the van because he was bunged up with a cold. Jen the yoshi tried to give Escargoon some gargle because he had a sore throat, but she told Abe that she couldn't find it. They did a little shopping at Circuit city, where they saw a car DVD playing the movie "Antz".
"Cool, man!" Tuff said as the movie started.
"Ain't that purty!" King Dedede said.
"Go ask my mom where the popcorn is." Eric said to Escargoon, who was sipping on some soda that they had at the restauraunt they went to before coming to the store. At the part where Z and Bala were dancing, Wario began to have a flashback to when he and Lianne first met. Suddenly, Lianne popped into the "booth"
"Come on, everyone, it's time to go." Lianne said.
"Aww." Escargoon whined.
On the way home, King Dedede and Escargoon had fallen asleep (mainly because of his cold). When they got home, they gave Escargoon some hot tea.
When Wario went to bed with Lianne, he felt a bit seductive and kissed Lianne passionately, and before falling asleep, he said in a sultry voice to Lianne, "I love you, darling."
"Oh, stick it up there a little." King Dedede moaned.
Lianne stopped for a moment to listen.
"Oooh yeah, work that phat ass." Wario moaned quietly so Lianne wouldn't hear him.
"Oh yeah, UP MY ASSHOLE! Oh yes! YES! Oh my God yes!" King Dedede shouted.
Seconds later, Wario came out of the bedroom and shut the door behind him. Outside was Lianne, in her nightgown. She glared at Wario.
"Darling, what's the matter?" Wario asked Lianne, who was very sleepy.
"Just what do you think you were doing with King Dedede?" Lianne asked Wario.
"Um, I was just giving him a back massage, honey." Wario replied to Lianne on their way to their bedroom.
"You're not gay, are you?" Lianne asked.
"Uhh, no." Wario replied nervously.
Lianne was concerned. "Now you look here, Wario." She began. "I'm nearly four months pregnant with your child. I don't want you to be gay like your friend."
Somehow, King Dedede was outside of Wario's bedroom and heard the conversation and shouted, "I AM NOT GAY!!!"
Wario let out a shudder. "Sorry!" he said.
From that night forward, King Dedede tried not to be gay, even though he thought he was practically gay.
The next morning after Kirby had performed, Wario, Lianne and Eric took Waluigi, Shadow, King Dedede and Escargoon to Brooklyn because Mario and Luigi was visiting their father, Antonio. Escargoon had to sit far away from the others in the van because he was bunged up with a cold. Jen the yoshi tried to give Escargoon some gargle because he had a sore throat, but she told Abe that she couldn't find it. They did a little shopping at Circuit city, where they saw a car DVD playing the movie "Antz".
"Cool, man!" Tuff said as the movie started.
"Ain't that purty!" King Dedede said.
"Go ask my mom where the popcorn is." Eric said to Escargoon, who was sipping on some soda that they had at the restauraunt they went to before coming to the store. At the part where Z and Bala were dancing, Wario began to have a flashback to when he and Lianne first met. Suddenly, Lianne popped into the "booth"
"Come on, everyone, it's time to go." Lianne said.
"Aww." Escargoon whined.
On the way home, King Dedede and Escargoon had fallen asleep (mainly because of his cold). When they got home, they gave Escargoon some hot tea.
When Wario went to bed with Lianne, he felt a bit seductive and kissed Lianne passionately, and before falling asleep, he said in a sultry voice to Lianne, "I love you, darling."