Two weeks later, Kirby went on the stage to perform two Halloween specials.
The first one was a favorite to some, but the second one got the most
applause and was given an award for "Best performance ever". King Dedede
and Escargoon were on their way out to the van when Lianne and Wario
stopped them.
"You guys acted very well in that performance and made it a good one." Lianne said.
"What are you going to do now?" Wario asked.
"We're going to Staten Island to see the ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION!!!" Escargoon exclaimed.
"Nah, we're going to a pizza party at a pizza parlor with a live band." Waluigi said.
"What? No Rock-afire explosion?" Escargoon asked in disappointment.
"Nope. Like Waluigi said, it's got a live band, NOT an animatronic animal band." King Dedede said to Escargoon.
Everyone began to pile up into Bender's bus. Before Escargoon got onto the bus, he heard his girlfriend.
"Escargoon, wait for me!"
It was Satine, a female snail Escargoon had met in a little restaurant in Brooklyn the other weekend. She was considered to be Escargoon's girlfriend because King Dedede said that "Escargoon needs a mate". Everywhere on her clothing and on her hair bow were fake diamonds which sparkled in the light.
"Hey, mister, got enough dinero to feed my mouth?" Satine asked Wario, who was embracing Lianne.
"Of course we do. Come on in and enjoy the ride." Wario said.
"We've got enough money to even feed Eric and Ness." Lianne said.
Sitting next to Cartman was Ness (yes, the Ness from Earthbound and SSBM). He was wearing his traditional blue and yellow striped shirt, blue jeans and a red baseball cap. He and Cartman had a little sleepover last night.
They had arrived at the pizza parlor three minutes later. When they were entering, they could hear the band playing some rock music. They ordered their pizza and as soon as they were done ordering, everyone went off to go play with the games and kiddie rides that were there. Escargoon pretended that they were at Looney Bird's (a post ShowBiz pizza parlor). Fry came up to Escargoon and Cartman.
"Would you guys like to play Gauntlet with me?" Fry asked Cartman and Escargoon.
"Sure thing, Fry." Cartman said.
"I'm coming along for the ride." Escargoon said
"I'm tagging along with you guys to play that game." Ness said, joining them as he packed his redemption tickets in his pocket. They had reached the game and Fry set his token can on the floor.
"I got first call for red warrior." Fry said.
"I'm going to be the blue valkyrie!" Escargoon said.
"I'm going to be the yellow elf." Cartman said
"And I'll be the green wizard." Ness said.
Fry got some quarters out when suddenly, a loud buzzer sounded out of nowhere. King Dedede was about to play a game of Can Alley when the alarm went off.
"Aw, shit!" King Dedede said.
"Aaaah!" Escargoon screamed
Ness became startled by the buzzer that he knocked over Fry's token can.
"Oh no!" Fry shouted in despair.
King Dedede thought it was the game buzzing because he'd done something later. There were strobes flashing to nothing on the walls. Instead of hearing the buzzer, there was a loud siren screeching. Suddenly, a worker at the pizza parlor came into the game area.
Everyone didn't know what it was until they had looked at where the strobe was coming from. It was a fire alarm for sure, and it had gone off for no apparent reason.
"Everybody get out of the building!" She screamed.
Everyone was out of the building in a minute. What a time to have an emergency like this. Escargoon was so cold that Lianne and Wario offered him his special blanket. Then, something had fallen out of the little pocket on the blanket. It was Escargoon's cherished Mitzi Mozzarella doll. Satine picked it up and looked at it.
"I never knew that you were so obsessed with that cheerleader mouse with an 'M' on her shirt." Satine said to Escargoon.
"Her name is Mitzi Mozzarella. She's the only girl member of the Rock-afire explosion." Escargoon said as Satine handed the doll back to Escargoon.
"Mitzi Mozzarella. What a cute name." Satine said. "Is that blanket big enough for the both of us, handsome?"
"Sure, I just don't want King Dedede, Wario or his wife to notice us because they'll think we're doing, well, you know." Escargoon said to Satine, who was covered up with Escargoon's blanket.
Meanwhile, Wario was embracing Lianne when he saw Escargoon covering up his girlfriend with the blanket.
"Aww, Lianne darling, didn't you see-a them?" Wario said to Lianne, who was sitting on Wario's lap.
"They would make a good couple just like you and I did." Lianne said.
"Ooh, baby, I like it when you say that." Wario said as he was about to touch Lianne's breasts. As he did so, she nudged him away from her chest.
"Touch and you won't live to tell about it." Lianne said sternly.
"Sorry, sweetie." Wario said as he continued to hold her in a love embrace.
"Okay, everybody, the situation is under control!" A fireman said. Everybody cheered and went back into the building.
"Now what was I doing before we were forced out?" King Dedede asked Shadow.
"We were playing Can Alley." Shadow replied.
"Oh, okay." King Dedede said.
After a little while of playing some games in the play area, they went into the dining showroom where a live band was playing rock music.
"Mmmm. This is good pizza." Escargoon said. "This place would be better if was like Looney Bird's."
"Escargoon, we are NOT at Looney Bird's." Cartman growled.
"Man, I sure could use a glass of Pepsi instead of Mountain Dew!" King Dedede said, getting out of his seat and heading over to the self-serve soda bar and was about to fill his glass up when he let out an embarrassingly loud belch.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!
"YOU SICK PENGUIN!!!" Cartman bellowed.
"Well, what do you say, sire?" Escargoon asked King Dedede, who was chortling.
"Ooh, pardon me." King Dedede said. He returned to his seat with a tall glass of Pepsi and drank it to wash down the mushroom and meatball pizza that was served to his table. Five minutes after Ness and Cartman ate a slice of the pizza, a belch was heard.
"Was that you again, sire?" Escargoon asked, very peevishly.
"No, it was Eric over here." King Dedede said, pointing to Cartman, drinking away at the Sprite.
The people in the band who somehow heard King Dedede belch at the soda station and noticed King Dedede right on the spot.
"Dude, don't ever invite him to dinner!" A 19 year old at the drum set shouted as he pointed at King Dedede.
"Yeah, that fat penguin is one loud belcher!" A 17 year old at a guitar exclaimed and laughed.
"That fat bastard penguin could blow a speaker in here if he was to be in front of one of the mikes!" An 18 year old at another guitar bellowed.
King Dedede became enraged when he heard the words "fat bastard" come out of the 18 year old's mouth. He went up to the stage and looked at the band straight in the eye.
"What's your name? Dook LaRue? Mitzi Mozzarella? Beach Bear? Billy Bob? I DO NOT like to be called fat bastard except for my friends at that table over there!"
"Yeah!" Waluigi shouted.
"Now, why don't you guys go back to your music making and leave me alone?" King Dedede growled. And that was when Escargoon the band his middle finger.
"You tell them, Escargoon, because this is the Rock afire explosion gone bad." King Dedede said strictly.
The band didn't notice Escargoon, they played a tune that Shadow the hedgehog was well familiar with. It was his favorite. The "Killer Tofu" song. King Dedede was standing in front of a speaker that was blaring out with loud music. When everyone got out of the restaurant, King Dedede's ears were still ringing.
"I told you we should've gone to Fun Station to see the classic Rock afire explosion." Escargoon said.
"I have been to restrooms that didn't reek that bad." King Dedede said. It looked and sounded as though he was going to cry.
"I hope that there will be a different band the next time we go there, dearie." Lianne said to King Dedede comforting him.
"No, that's the first and last time I go to that restaurant." King Dedede sobbed.
"I'll bet Rolfe and Earl would cheer you up." Escargoon said.
"But for now, here's a tune for ya, King Dedede." Bender said as he put a CD in the CD player of the car. It was Saliva with the song, "Hollywood". It cheered King Dedede up for the ride home.
"You guys acted very well in that performance and made it a good one." Lianne said.
"What are you going to do now?" Wario asked.
"We're going to Staten Island to see the ROCK-AFIRE EXPLOSION!!!" Escargoon exclaimed.
"Nah, we're going to a pizza party at a pizza parlor with a live band." Waluigi said.
"What? No Rock-afire explosion?" Escargoon asked in disappointment.
"Nope. Like Waluigi said, it's got a live band, NOT an animatronic animal band." King Dedede said to Escargoon.
Everyone began to pile up into Bender's bus. Before Escargoon got onto the bus, he heard his girlfriend.
"Escargoon, wait for me!"
It was Satine, a female snail Escargoon had met in a little restaurant in Brooklyn the other weekend. She was considered to be Escargoon's girlfriend because King Dedede said that "Escargoon needs a mate". Everywhere on her clothing and on her hair bow were fake diamonds which sparkled in the light.
"Hey, mister, got enough dinero to feed my mouth?" Satine asked Wario, who was embracing Lianne.
"Of course we do. Come on in and enjoy the ride." Wario said.
"We've got enough money to even feed Eric and Ness." Lianne said.
Sitting next to Cartman was Ness (yes, the Ness from Earthbound and SSBM). He was wearing his traditional blue and yellow striped shirt, blue jeans and a red baseball cap. He and Cartman had a little sleepover last night.
They had arrived at the pizza parlor three minutes later. When they were entering, they could hear the band playing some rock music. They ordered their pizza and as soon as they were done ordering, everyone went off to go play with the games and kiddie rides that were there. Escargoon pretended that they were at Looney Bird's (a post ShowBiz pizza parlor). Fry came up to Escargoon and Cartman.
"Would you guys like to play Gauntlet with me?" Fry asked Cartman and Escargoon.
"Sure thing, Fry." Cartman said.
"I'm coming along for the ride." Escargoon said
"I'm tagging along with you guys to play that game." Ness said, joining them as he packed his redemption tickets in his pocket. They had reached the game and Fry set his token can on the floor.
"I got first call for red warrior." Fry said.
"I'm going to be the blue valkyrie!" Escargoon said.
"I'm going to be the yellow elf." Cartman said
"And I'll be the green wizard." Ness said.
Fry got some quarters out when suddenly, a loud buzzer sounded out of nowhere. King Dedede was about to play a game of Can Alley when the alarm went off.
"Aw, shit!" King Dedede said.
"Aaaah!" Escargoon screamed
Ness became startled by the buzzer that he knocked over Fry's token can.
"Oh no!" Fry shouted in despair.
King Dedede thought it was the game buzzing because he'd done something later. There were strobes flashing to nothing on the walls. Instead of hearing the buzzer, there was a loud siren screeching. Suddenly, a worker at the pizza parlor came into the game area.
Everyone didn't know what it was until they had looked at where the strobe was coming from. It was a fire alarm for sure, and it had gone off for no apparent reason.
"Everybody get out of the building!" She screamed.
Everyone was out of the building in a minute. What a time to have an emergency like this. Escargoon was so cold that Lianne and Wario offered him his special blanket. Then, something had fallen out of the little pocket on the blanket. It was Escargoon's cherished Mitzi Mozzarella doll. Satine picked it up and looked at it.
"I never knew that you were so obsessed with that cheerleader mouse with an 'M' on her shirt." Satine said to Escargoon.
"Her name is Mitzi Mozzarella. She's the only girl member of the Rock-afire explosion." Escargoon said as Satine handed the doll back to Escargoon.
"Mitzi Mozzarella. What a cute name." Satine said. "Is that blanket big enough for the both of us, handsome?"
"Sure, I just don't want King Dedede, Wario or his wife to notice us because they'll think we're doing, well, you know." Escargoon said to Satine, who was covered up with Escargoon's blanket.
Meanwhile, Wario was embracing Lianne when he saw Escargoon covering up his girlfriend with the blanket.
"Aww, Lianne darling, didn't you see-a them?" Wario said to Lianne, who was sitting on Wario's lap.
"They would make a good couple just like you and I did." Lianne said.
"Ooh, baby, I like it when you say that." Wario said as he was about to touch Lianne's breasts. As he did so, she nudged him away from her chest.
"Touch and you won't live to tell about it." Lianne said sternly.
"Sorry, sweetie." Wario said as he continued to hold her in a love embrace.
"Okay, everybody, the situation is under control!" A fireman said. Everybody cheered and went back into the building.
"Now what was I doing before we were forced out?" King Dedede asked Shadow.
"We were playing Can Alley." Shadow replied.
"Oh, okay." King Dedede said.
After a little while of playing some games in the play area, they went into the dining showroom where a live band was playing rock music.
"Mmmm. This is good pizza." Escargoon said. "This place would be better if was like Looney Bird's."
"Escargoon, we are NOT at Looney Bird's." Cartman growled.
"Man, I sure could use a glass of Pepsi instead of Mountain Dew!" King Dedede said, getting out of his seat and heading over to the self-serve soda bar and was about to fill his glass up when he let out an embarrassingly loud belch.
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!
"YOU SICK PENGUIN!!!" Cartman bellowed.
"Well, what do you say, sire?" Escargoon asked King Dedede, who was chortling.
"Ooh, pardon me." King Dedede said. He returned to his seat with a tall glass of Pepsi and drank it to wash down the mushroom and meatball pizza that was served to his table. Five minutes after Ness and Cartman ate a slice of the pizza, a belch was heard.
"Was that you again, sire?" Escargoon asked, very peevishly.
"No, it was Eric over here." King Dedede said, pointing to Cartman, drinking away at the Sprite.
The people in the band who somehow heard King Dedede belch at the soda station and noticed King Dedede right on the spot.
"Dude, don't ever invite him to dinner!" A 19 year old at the drum set shouted as he pointed at King Dedede.
"Yeah, that fat penguin is one loud belcher!" A 17 year old at a guitar exclaimed and laughed.
"That fat bastard penguin could blow a speaker in here if he was to be in front of one of the mikes!" An 18 year old at another guitar bellowed.
King Dedede became enraged when he heard the words "fat bastard" come out of the 18 year old's mouth. He went up to the stage and looked at the band straight in the eye.
"What's your name? Dook LaRue? Mitzi Mozzarella? Beach Bear? Billy Bob? I DO NOT like to be called fat bastard except for my friends at that table over there!"
"Yeah!" Waluigi shouted.
"Now, why don't you guys go back to your music making and leave me alone?" King Dedede growled. And that was when Escargoon the band his middle finger.
"You tell them, Escargoon, because this is the Rock afire explosion gone bad." King Dedede said strictly.
The band didn't notice Escargoon, they played a tune that Shadow the hedgehog was well familiar with. It was his favorite. The "Killer Tofu" song. King Dedede was standing in front of a speaker that was blaring out with loud music. When everyone got out of the restaurant, King Dedede's ears were still ringing.
"I told you we should've gone to Fun Station to see the classic Rock afire explosion." Escargoon said.
"I have been to restrooms that didn't reek that bad." King Dedede said. It looked and sounded as though he was going to cry.
"I hope that there will be a different band the next time we go there, dearie." Lianne said to King Dedede comforting him.
"No, that's the first and last time I go to that restaurant." King Dedede sobbed.
"I'll bet Rolfe and Earl would cheer you up." Escargoon said.
"But for now, here's a tune for ya, King Dedede." Bender said as he put a CD in the CD player of the car. It was Saliva with the song, "Hollywood". It cheered King Dedede up for the ride home.