Mama Snail was a character based on the Kirby episode, "Escargoon
rules/Like mother, like snail" and I just called her that because she's
Escargoon's mother. Also, Cartman's friends make an appearance in this
chapter
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It had been weeks since Ness and Eric Cartman became friends at the cast party. Now, there had been some changes in Wario's life. King Dedede took a wife, his queen, Hazel. Escargoon also got married to Satine. It was Thanksgiving, and some of the relatives were visiting. One morning Escargoon got up and was shivering with excitement and chattering through his teeth like this:
"Nanananananananananana.babababababababababa.nononononononono.doeogodsjooddo rfoh."
"Why is he doing this for? Didn't he see his mom yesterday?" Satine asked Wario.
"Of course, but my family hasn't met her yet." Wario said to Satine.
"Oh, I notice." Satine said as she saw Eric and Ness, who were skipping around the mansion in excitement.
"ERIC! NESS!" Wario called. "Get your coats on and get ready to go. King Dedede and Escargoon have makeup call!"
"Coming, Mr. Cartman!" Ness called as he grabbed his coat.
Escargoon began to get even excited as he climbed into the van, along with the others. He was very eager to meet his mother, who he hadn't seen in ages.
"You love your mommy, don't you?" Bender asked Escargoon as soon as they got to Dschump Arena.
"I sure do, Mr. Rodriguez." Escargoon replied.
After the two performances, everyone had a chance to meet Escargoon's mother, who was nicknamed by Wario and Cartman, Mama Snail. She was very nice and served cookies for everyone. Suddenly, Cartman's friends, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Butters gathered around Mama Snail.
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA!" Wario exclaimed. "One person at a time!"
"No need to make a mosh pit, there's enough Mama Snail to go around, children." King Dedede.
"Mutant penguin!" Kyle screamed out in horror at the sight of King Dedede.
"Run, Cartman, RUN!" Stan exclaimed.
"Hey! Be nice to Triple-D! He's nice to me, and if you're nice to him, he'll be nice to you." Cartman said.
"Who are you children?" King Dedede asked the boys.
"We're Cartman's friends from school." The boys said in unison.
"Well, I'm glad you're wearing tags so I can know who you guys are." King Dedede said as the boys left.
"Bye Cartman, bye King Dedede, bye Escargoon, bye Mama Snail." The boys said as they left.
Later that night, everyone was plain bored of playing their computer games and such. Suddenly, Bender came into the computer lab and went over to Mama Snail.
"Hey Grandma Snail, how about we take you to the mall tonight to get you out of the house?" Bender asked Mama Snail.
"Sure, I haven't been to a mall in ages." Mama Snail said. "I'm sure Junior and his buddies would like to come, too."
Everyone got their coats and headed out to the bus. When Mama Snail got on to the bus with the others, she began to shiver.
"Ooh, it's a bit chilly in here." Mama snail said.
"Don't worry mom, it'll warm up once Bender starts the bus." Escargoon said to his mother.
Meanwhile in another seat, King Dedede and Hazel were hugging each other to warp themselves up.
"I'm glad I've got you to warm me up when it's cold, darling." Hazel said to King Dedede.
"One reason why I married you, Hazel, my Queen." King Dedede said as he embraced Hazel some more.
"Hey, you two!" Cartman shouted. "Not on the bus!"
"We're trying to warm up, kid." King Dedede said.
"Oh, sorry." Cartman said.
On the way to the mall, Wario was looking at the photos of Lianne's ultrasound that she had earlier this week. Wario was trying to get everyone to guess whether it was a boy or a girl. After a few dolts who didn't know what the gender was, the last person who would know would be Escargoon.
"Well, what is it, Escargoon?" Wario asked Escargoon.
"It's a boy." Escargoon said with a sigh.
"Don't worry honey, maybe when we have children you can name the kids whatever you want." Satine said to Escargoon.
"I can't believe it, Eric's going to have a little brother." Lianne said proudly as she looked at the ultrasound photo again.
Hours later, the mall trip was over. Mama snail walked out of the mall holding two bags.
"I had a very good time at the mall tonight, son." Mama Snail said to Escargoon.
"See, I told you that you'd have a good time." Bender said to Mama Snail.
As soon as everyone got home, Ness and Cartman played together until they were tired. When Mama snail was tired, Wario tucked her in and said it was nice meeting her.
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It had been weeks since Ness and Eric Cartman became friends at the cast party. Now, there had been some changes in Wario's life. King Dedede took a wife, his queen, Hazel. Escargoon also got married to Satine. It was Thanksgiving, and some of the relatives were visiting. One morning Escargoon got up and was shivering with excitement and chattering through his teeth like this:
"Nanananananananananana.babababababababababa.nononononononono.doeogodsjooddo rfoh."
"Why is he doing this for? Didn't he see his mom yesterday?" Satine asked Wario.
"Of course, but my family hasn't met her yet." Wario said to Satine.
"Oh, I notice." Satine said as she saw Eric and Ness, who were skipping around the mansion in excitement.
"ERIC! NESS!" Wario called. "Get your coats on and get ready to go. King Dedede and Escargoon have makeup call!"
"Coming, Mr. Cartman!" Ness called as he grabbed his coat.
Escargoon began to get even excited as he climbed into the van, along with the others. He was very eager to meet his mother, who he hadn't seen in ages.
"You love your mommy, don't you?" Bender asked Escargoon as soon as they got to Dschump Arena.
"I sure do, Mr. Rodriguez." Escargoon replied.
After the two performances, everyone had a chance to meet Escargoon's mother, who was nicknamed by Wario and Cartman, Mama Snail. She was very nice and served cookies for everyone. Suddenly, Cartman's friends, Kyle, Stan, Kenny and Butters gathered around Mama Snail.
"Whoa, whoa, WHOA!" Wario exclaimed. "One person at a time!"
"No need to make a mosh pit, there's enough Mama Snail to go around, children." King Dedede.
"Mutant penguin!" Kyle screamed out in horror at the sight of King Dedede.
"Run, Cartman, RUN!" Stan exclaimed.
"Hey! Be nice to Triple-D! He's nice to me, and if you're nice to him, he'll be nice to you." Cartman said.
"Who are you children?" King Dedede asked the boys.
"We're Cartman's friends from school." The boys said in unison.
"Well, I'm glad you're wearing tags so I can know who you guys are." King Dedede said as the boys left.
"Bye Cartman, bye King Dedede, bye Escargoon, bye Mama Snail." The boys said as they left.
Later that night, everyone was plain bored of playing their computer games and such. Suddenly, Bender came into the computer lab and went over to Mama Snail.
"Hey Grandma Snail, how about we take you to the mall tonight to get you out of the house?" Bender asked Mama Snail.
"Sure, I haven't been to a mall in ages." Mama Snail said. "I'm sure Junior and his buddies would like to come, too."
Everyone got their coats and headed out to the bus. When Mama Snail got on to the bus with the others, she began to shiver.
"Ooh, it's a bit chilly in here." Mama snail said.
"Don't worry mom, it'll warm up once Bender starts the bus." Escargoon said to his mother.
Meanwhile in another seat, King Dedede and Hazel were hugging each other to warp themselves up.
"I'm glad I've got you to warm me up when it's cold, darling." Hazel said to King Dedede.
"One reason why I married you, Hazel, my Queen." King Dedede said as he embraced Hazel some more.
"Hey, you two!" Cartman shouted. "Not on the bus!"
"We're trying to warm up, kid." King Dedede said.
"Oh, sorry." Cartman said.
On the way to the mall, Wario was looking at the photos of Lianne's ultrasound that she had earlier this week. Wario was trying to get everyone to guess whether it was a boy or a girl. After a few dolts who didn't know what the gender was, the last person who would know would be Escargoon.
"Well, what is it, Escargoon?" Wario asked Escargoon.
"It's a boy." Escargoon said with a sigh.
"Don't worry honey, maybe when we have children you can name the kids whatever you want." Satine said to Escargoon.
"I can't believe it, Eric's going to have a little brother." Lianne said proudly as she looked at the ultrasound photo again.
Hours later, the mall trip was over. Mama snail walked out of the mall holding two bags.
"I had a very good time at the mall tonight, son." Mama Snail said to Escargoon.
"See, I told you that you'd have a good time." Bender said to Mama Snail.
As soon as everyone got home, Ness and Cartman played together until they were tired. When Mama snail was tired, Wario tucked her in and said it was nice meeting her.