Wild: Jeez! You people are so confused. Make up your minds! O well, I'll ditch the romance. I can't STAND IT!!!!!!!!!!!

Chibi Wild: Then why did you put up that poll anyway?!

Wild: He, he. Because I felt like it?

Yami Wild: Baka.

Wild: Nobody likes me, everybody hates me...

Yami Wild: Damn well right! Shut up!

Wild: Actually, nobody flamed me for killing Quatre…

Quatre: We shouldn't be fighting and hurting people, especially me!

Chibi Wild: (hits him over head with waffle maker) Now I see why she killed you off first!

Van: Enough! She doesn't own Gundam Wing!

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The Second Success

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"He took the Wing Zero."

"Thank you, Captain Obvious!" chimed in Duo, saluting WuFei.

"Shut up, Maxwell!"

WuFei glared at Duo as he lounged in a chair beside Trowa, who was sitting on Quatre's bed.

"If you had the slighted shred of intellect, you would have noticed that while we were trying to find the source of the shot…"

"You mean while we were aimlessly running in little circles" commented Duo sarcastically.

WuFei continued as if he hadn't heard "… two people weren't there. Quatre obviously but neither was..."

"Heero." Trowa finished his sentence for him. "So what do we do?"

"We follow him." Replied Duo, surprisingly serious.

"But one of us has to stay with Quatre."

"Good point, you stay."

"What! I don't want to stay here with half dead people and miss all the fun!"

"Fine Maxwell! Trowa, you stay."

Trowa nodded silently as Duo skipped out of the room singing:

"We're going Wing hunting! We're going Wing hunting!"

WuFei just covered his eyes, shook his head and followed Duo out of the room. He was half way to the clearing where they kept the Gundams when Duo leaped out from behind a tree. "SohowarewegoingtofindHeeroanyway?"

WuFei blinked, quickly translated that into English and replied "We'll use the tracking system, of course."

"What tracking system?"

"Baka, our Gundam tracking system."

"Oooh, that tracking system. I know which one you mean!"

"No you don't."

They continued arguing the whole way into their Gundams, where upon WuFei showed Duo what tracking system he meant.

~ An hour later ~

"Wu-man, I'm sorry to break it to you but it's not working."

"Shut up, Maxwell."

~ Half an hour later ~

"Wu-man, it's not working."

"Shut up, Maxwell."

~ 15 minutes later ~

"Wu-man, it's still not working."

"Shut UP, Maxwell."

~ 5 minutes later ~

"Wu-man, this is getting really dumb!"

"Maxwell, I'm warning you!"

~ 1 minute ~

"Woofee, must I spell it, G-I-V-E-I-T-U-P!!!"

"That's it. We're staying out tonight looking!"

"What! Wu-man, you know I hate camping out!"

"Exactly."

Duo was still grumbling when WuFei announced he was going looking for water

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Birds took flight shrieking at the echoes of the shot.

Duo was there before the echoes died away. His eyes slid away from WuFei, where blood was already staining his once white shirt, to the note. It was written in dripping blood.

Dear little pawn,

I will kill every last one of you to avenge what was done to me.

Goodbye.

Yuy

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Wild: That was so good! I love myself!

Chibi Wild: woooo, lets not become our own bishi!

Wild: Actually…

Yami Wild: Just R&R.