This is by Author Lady Vedith. Just so all you people who aren't T or I, We are also known in Little Lyn's story "Real" as Alda and Cithiel. Just ask her if you don't believe me. oh yeah. this is partially based on a true story.

Disclaimer: I own me. Cith owns herself.we don't own nuffin' *shakes head*

"Uh oh. O.O' HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP!!!"

Frodo came running to the now empty camping-ground. "Alda? Were you screaming for help a moment or so ago?"

"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!" yelped Alda's voice, which seemed to have come out of thin air.

Sam then ran up. Huffing, he asked the same thing. "Did you call?" He looked around for Alda, but only saw Frodo. "Mr. Frodo," he whispered. "Your voice seemed to have been Mistress Alda's for a moment!"

"That's not me!"

"Where's Miss Alda, then?"

"HERE!"

"."

"THE RING!"

Frodo and Sam looked to where the ring used to be. It wasn't there.

"It's stuck!" Alda's voice whined. "My finger's too big. *sniff* HELP!"

"I'll go get Strider," Sam piped up. "He and Miss Cithiel should know what to do!" Sam ran off to look for the group.

" *whimper* GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLUM!!!!!!" A black shadow appeared. "I have the Precious! Get SOAP! And lots of it! And a giant tub of water while you're at it!"

The shadow disappeared, and then reappeared within a moment, dragging a large basin and a 4000lb bottle of Soft Soap. "Yessssssssssssssssssssssss." it said.

. 2 minutes later.

"Yay!" The now-visible Alda was jumping up and down, holding the ring. "I'm freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!"

PLIP!

"Uh oh."

"AAAAAALDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!"

The End Fin =^.^= Buh bye!

(A/N: ^.^' I really did get the Ring stuck on my finger. and I can't get it of. spins I'm invisible! Weeeeeeeeeeeeee!