Vanessa, Tiana, Serena, Jimena, and Catty all are in line to get into
Planet Bang.
Vanessa: What's the hold up?
Tiana: Yeah, why isn't the line moving?
Jimena: I'll go see.
*Jimena goes to see what is happening in line. She sees 3 funky looking' ppl arguing with the Planet Bang manager.*
Harry: Hermionie! I thought you said the aging spell worked 24 hours!
Hermionie: Well, at least I had the brains to think of a spell, Mr. "Look at me! I'm a silly little boy with a lightning bolt tattoo on my forehead that I got when I was in a gang!"
*Jimena goes to Harry*
Jimena: Hey Hare! What's up?
Hermionie: You KNOW each other ?!
Jimena: Yeah, he was in my gang before the Dursley's realized he was a wizard.
Fred: Wait, does that mean you have a tattoo on YOUR forehead?
Jimena: Well duh! *lifts up her bangs* Mines a temporary tattoo though. You know, the ones you find in those gang stores.
Manager: Okay, I'm so very joyful you have your little gang back.
Hermionie: I'm not in a gang! I'm in a Book Club!
Manager: *cough cough *...as I was saying.your too young to come in!
Herminie: Hemato diranacos!
Manager (looking very dreamy) Go ahead.who's stopping you.
*Harry, Fred, Herminie, Jimena, Serena, Catty, and Vanessa are now all dancing at Planet Bang.*
Serena: I wonder where Stanton is. SHADOW! *Serena runs madly to a shadow* Stanton! Is that you?!
Catty: Well, she's lost it.
Serena: (goes to Hermionie) You killed my boyfriend, didn't you?
Hermionie (looking confused): Why ever would I do that?
Serena: Because.YOU'RE A MEANY HEAD!
*Everyone is silent*
Hermionie: What did you call me?
Serena:.I called you a meany head.
Hermionie: raepa!
Serena:.You watch WAY too much TV. (in Halloween town, the main character uses reapa as a spell).
Hermionie: Dang. Never mind, I forgive you.
*Serena walks away*
Hermionie:...but I never did tell her what I did with her *EX*- boyfriend.*snicker snicker*
Stanton (looks hypnotized): You look great Hermionie.Want to dance?
Hermionie: Sure!
::Krum walks in::
Krum: Hermioninie! I can vot veleive you!
Herminie: Uh.Krum,this isn't what it looks like...
Krum: I Voved vou Herminoninie!
Stanton: I love you...I love you.I lo-...(wakes up from spell) What am I doing here? Oh well, I'm going to watch a vampire movie now.
Serena: STANTON! WAIT!
Stanton: What?
Serena: I want to become a follower so I can watch movies with you!
Stanton: But...what about your friends?
Serena: Who cares.
Stanton: Your brother?
Serena: He's too busy with Jimena to notice me..
Stanton: (Remembering last time she wanted to be a follower) What about Wally?
Serena: You didn't know? He's not really a raccoon; he's actually the reincarnation of Cedric...he's kind of a show off.
Stanton: Oh.(searches for excuses)...what about, Zahi?
Serena: What about him?
Stanton: Um...he's a follower too, ya know? Don't you hate his guts?
Serena: Good point.he would be messing with my mind again.
Stanton: uh, exactly!
Vanessa: Serena! I just remembered something! Remember the time at Planet Bang we were dancing, and you had to go REALLY badly to the bathroom, but you couldn't go and..
Serena: Let's go.I'm going to become a follower!
Stanton: But I really want to know what happens next!
Serena: *glare * Come on Stanton.
Stanton: Will you tell me in the car?
Serena: uh.no.
Stanton: oh.
Serena: And don't even think of going into my mind!
Stanton: Fine.
Tiana: My moon amulet is glowing.
(Tiana looks in front of her and sees Harry)
Harry: Hello Tiana..
Tiana: You're part of the Atrox!
Harry: Ding! Ding! Ding! You're correct!
Tiana: But...I don't understand, I know Voldemort is part of the Atrox, but you? I thought he wanted to kill you! People saw you fighting Voldemort with their very own eyes!
Harry: Simply stage combat.
Tiana: What about J.K. Rowling?
Harry: The wife of the Atrox, of course!
Tiana: Does that mean, you're their son?
Harry: Precisely.
Tiana: That means...YOUR GOIN' DOWN!
Harry: uh oh.
*Tiana shoots a glowing light at Harry, but unfortunately, bounces off his glasses, off the punch bowl, off the disco ball, off Herminie's teeth, and hits Krum.*
Hermionie: Noooooo! Krum! I...Vove you!
Krum: vealy? I vove you too.
Harry: ha ha! Now Hermionie can be my wife!
Hermionie (gets up and looks angry): Not a chance.
Harry: uh oh.
Hermionie: kinoskis nu hoptis!
Harry twitches and shrieks.
Harry: * blink* I love you, you love me. we're a big happy family.with.
Hermionie: That's the most monstrous spell someone can cast.The Barney Song Spell.
Krum: Vow Hermioninie, ve can go now.
Hermionie: Where?
Krum: zee veach, vof course!
*Hermionie and Krum leave hand in hand.*
Jimena: So, vhat. I mean...what do we do now?
Fred: I can answer that.
Jimena: Answer please.
Fred: Jimena, will you marry me?
Jimena: Darn...my premonition was right.
Vanessa: Hmmm, so I guess it's you guys and me.Guys?
(Sees Catty and Tiana flirting madly with Derek and Chris)
Vanessa: Never mind.
Michael: Hey Vanessa!
Vanessa: Hey ("finally he's here!")!
Michael: I just wanted to say that.
Vanessa: Yes...? (looks at him with dreamy eyes hoping that he'll say what she's been longing for.)
Michael: I'd like you to meet, Fleur.
Vanessa: She's your little sister, right?
Michael: No, she's my girl friend.
Vanessa: What?
Fleur: Bonjour! I come wiz that little boy, Harry. But he waz very, how do you say? Boring. Zo I foundz Michael, andz hez very cute and nice and.
Vanessa: But, Michael, don't you love me?
Michael: Not as much as I love French girls that speak English with a French accent!
*Vanessa is then left alone and Fred and Jimena get married at planet bang.*
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I might make a second chapter some how.but I can't think of one at the moment.anyways, hope you liked my random/funny fic!!!
Vanessa: What's the hold up?
Tiana: Yeah, why isn't the line moving?
Jimena: I'll go see.
*Jimena goes to see what is happening in line. She sees 3 funky looking' ppl arguing with the Planet Bang manager.*
Harry: Hermionie! I thought you said the aging spell worked 24 hours!
Hermionie: Well, at least I had the brains to think of a spell, Mr. "Look at me! I'm a silly little boy with a lightning bolt tattoo on my forehead that I got when I was in a gang!"
*Jimena goes to Harry*
Jimena: Hey Hare! What's up?
Hermionie: You KNOW each other ?!
Jimena: Yeah, he was in my gang before the Dursley's realized he was a wizard.
Fred: Wait, does that mean you have a tattoo on YOUR forehead?
Jimena: Well duh! *lifts up her bangs* Mines a temporary tattoo though. You know, the ones you find in those gang stores.
Manager: Okay, I'm so very joyful you have your little gang back.
Hermionie: I'm not in a gang! I'm in a Book Club!
Manager: *cough cough *...as I was saying.your too young to come in!
Herminie: Hemato diranacos!
Manager (looking very dreamy) Go ahead.who's stopping you.
*Harry, Fred, Herminie, Jimena, Serena, Catty, and Vanessa are now all dancing at Planet Bang.*
Serena: I wonder where Stanton is. SHADOW! *Serena runs madly to a shadow* Stanton! Is that you?!
Catty: Well, she's lost it.
Serena: (goes to Hermionie) You killed my boyfriend, didn't you?
Hermionie (looking confused): Why ever would I do that?
Serena: Because.YOU'RE A MEANY HEAD!
*Everyone is silent*
Hermionie: What did you call me?
Serena:.I called you a meany head.
Hermionie: raepa!
Serena:.You watch WAY too much TV. (in Halloween town, the main character uses reapa as a spell).
Hermionie: Dang. Never mind, I forgive you.
*Serena walks away*
Hermionie:...but I never did tell her what I did with her *EX*- boyfriend.*snicker snicker*
Stanton (looks hypnotized): You look great Hermionie.Want to dance?
Hermionie: Sure!
::Krum walks in::
Krum: Hermioninie! I can vot veleive you!
Herminie: Uh.Krum,this isn't what it looks like...
Krum: I Voved vou Herminoninie!
Stanton: I love you...I love you.I lo-...(wakes up from spell) What am I doing here? Oh well, I'm going to watch a vampire movie now.
Serena: STANTON! WAIT!
Stanton: What?
Serena: I want to become a follower so I can watch movies with you!
Stanton: But...what about your friends?
Serena: Who cares.
Stanton: Your brother?
Serena: He's too busy with Jimena to notice me..
Stanton: (Remembering last time she wanted to be a follower) What about Wally?
Serena: You didn't know? He's not really a raccoon; he's actually the reincarnation of Cedric...he's kind of a show off.
Stanton: Oh.(searches for excuses)...what about, Zahi?
Serena: What about him?
Stanton: Um...he's a follower too, ya know? Don't you hate his guts?
Serena: Good point.he would be messing with my mind again.
Stanton: uh, exactly!
Vanessa: Serena! I just remembered something! Remember the time at Planet Bang we were dancing, and you had to go REALLY badly to the bathroom, but you couldn't go and..
Serena: Let's go.I'm going to become a follower!
Stanton: But I really want to know what happens next!
Serena: *glare * Come on Stanton.
Stanton: Will you tell me in the car?
Serena: uh.no.
Stanton: oh.
Serena: And don't even think of going into my mind!
Stanton: Fine.
Tiana: My moon amulet is glowing.
(Tiana looks in front of her and sees Harry)
Harry: Hello Tiana..
Tiana: You're part of the Atrox!
Harry: Ding! Ding! Ding! You're correct!
Tiana: But...I don't understand, I know Voldemort is part of the Atrox, but you? I thought he wanted to kill you! People saw you fighting Voldemort with their very own eyes!
Harry: Simply stage combat.
Tiana: What about J.K. Rowling?
Harry: The wife of the Atrox, of course!
Tiana: Does that mean, you're their son?
Harry: Precisely.
Tiana: That means...YOUR GOIN' DOWN!
Harry: uh oh.
*Tiana shoots a glowing light at Harry, but unfortunately, bounces off his glasses, off the punch bowl, off the disco ball, off Herminie's teeth, and hits Krum.*
Hermionie: Noooooo! Krum! I...Vove you!
Krum: vealy? I vove you too.
Harry: ha ha! Now Hermionie can be my wife!
Hermionie (gets up and looks angry): Not a chance.
Harry: uh oh.
Hermionie: kinoskis nu hoptis!
Harry twitches and shrieks.
Harry: * blink* I love you, you love me. we're a big happy family.with.
Hermionie: That's the most monstrous spell someone can cast.The Barney Song Spell.
Krum: Vow Hermioninie, ve can go now.
Hermionie: Where?
Krum: zee veach, vof course!
*Hermionie and Krum leave hand in hand.*
Jimena: So, vhat. I mean...what do we do now?
Fred: I can answer that.
Jimena: Answer please.
Fred: Jimena, will you marry me?
Jimena: Darn...my premonition was right.
Vanessa: Hmmm, so I guess it's you guys and me.Guys?
(Sees Catty and Tiana flirting madly with Derek and Chris)
Vanessa: Never mind.
Michael: Hey Vanessa!
Vanessa: Hey ("finally he's here!")!
Michael: I just wanted to say that.
Vanessa: Yes...? (looks at him with dreamy eyes hoping that he'll say what she's been longing for.)
Michael: I'd like you to meet, Fleur.
Vanessa: She's your little sister, right?
Michael: No, she's my girl friend.
Vanessa: What?
Fleur: Bonjour! I come wiz that little boy, Harry. But he waz very, how do you say? Boring. Zo I foundz Michael, andz hez very cute and nice and.
Vanessa: But, Michael, don't you love me?
Michael: Not as much as I love French girls that speak English with a French accent!
*Vanessa is then left alone and Fred and Jimena get married at planet bang.*
AUTHOR'S NOTE: I might make a second chapter some how.but I can't think of one at the moment.anyways, hope you liked my random/funny fic!!!