Kit: Hey ya'll! We don't own Yugioh or anything associated with it, and we're sorry for doing this, but it's so funny! I mean how could we resist?
Kat: What are you talking about?
Kit: Nothing...
Innuendo
Joey: Hey Yugi! Lemme see your deck!
Yugi: Again? Why?
Joey: No, not THAT deck, your other deck, you know, the small one.
Yugi: I only have one deck...
Joey: Oh yeah, I was thinking of Tristin's deck.
Tristin: I don't have a deck!
Tea: I do, I do!
Joey: Blech, no one wants to see your deck Tea!
Tristin: Just because I don't have a deck doesn't mean I'm different than everyone else!
Joey: I have the biggest deck!
Seto: Nuh uh, my deck's bigger!
Joey: Oh yeah? You wanna compare?
Mai: Hey kiddoes, what are you talking about?
Joey: Were talking about are decks!
Mai: Oh how childish, so, who's got the biggest deck?
Bakura: I just have a weird deck.
Joey: And Tristin doesn't even have a deck at all.
Yugi: I have the strongest deck!
Mai: I don't have my deck with me!
Tea: My deck has some problems.
Seto: MY decks perfect!
Joey: My deck can beat all your decks!
Seto: Nuh uh! My deck beat your deck fair and square!
Joey: Yeah well I try to forget experiences like that...
Seto: Why would you want to forget that experience? It had me in it!
Joey: 'Cause it had you in it...
Tea: Hey Mai, I'll trade you my deck for your deck!
Mai: Give me your deck for a second, and I'll see!
*After a few moments*
Mai: Woah! Your decks pretty good!
Tea: I've been practising! Mostly by myself though.
Mai: I have a pretty good feeling about your deck! Maybe we can play sometime soon!
Tea: Okay! *Winks*
Joey: Wow! I thought watching Grandpa goin' at it was the best there could be, but girl on girl action, that's somthin' else!
Yugi: My deck's hardcore!
Joey: Yeah! Your decks the best man! Just when you think your gonna bite the dust you rise up to glory and keep going!
Yugi: Yup! That's me!
Tea: Ow! My deck fell off!
Group: What?
Tea: I left it on the windowsill, and someone closed the window on it! It got ruined!
Mai: Why would you leave your deck on the windowsill?!? Those things are valuable!
Joey: Oops...
Tea: How am I gonna replace it?!? There's no stores that sell decks in Domino City!
Yugi: Well... we can't get your deck back, but I know where you can get one...
Mai: I know! I'll show you where I got mine!
Group: *Leaves to get Tea a new deck*
******************************************************************
Kit: Okay, That's the end of our sick fic!
Kat: What's so sick about decks? I don't get it...
Kit: *Whispers answer to Kat*
Kat: O.O *Does the "Ew" dance* I can't believe I helped you write that!!! Eeew...
Kit: Anyway, join us next time! Toodles!