THE WACKY ANGEL ADVENTURES
Episode 0 How it all began....
In the beginning, there was the endless universe and...God. No time, no limits, no existance besides her. Each moment she stood and looked into the distance, she wondered just what it would be like if she...wasn't alone. Curious as to what she could do so she wouldn't be alone. She was very alone and hoped soon, to create something to keep her company and to have feelings for. She had feelings, just nowhere to put them since it was only her and...blackness.
She lay on her back and levitated, twirling one finger around, making stars appear and swirl in a circle. She tilted her head and swirled her finger around faster, and faster until the stars in the swirl starting to expand. She giggled and threw her finger forward, causing the stars to fly off into the endless distance. She turned her back and looked up into the blackness again smiling at the thought of not being alone when..
!BOOM!
A blast was heard in the distance that caused a ripple throughout the darkness, sending stars, rocks, and other universal elements flying every which way. She blinked and looked around as universe came into existance kind of on an accident, but it was existance none the less.
She walked casually over to the solar system which is ours and over looked it, thinking to herself what she should do next. She then spotted a variety of floating spheres along with stars surrounding them. But there was one that was different from the rest. It was there, she knew it was there but it had no form or shape, as if it was hiding in the darkness of the universe, scared to be exposed. She moved close and as she moved closer, the planet took more shape and become lighter, until she was standing completely over it...it was a planet of water. She watched it for a few moments and then passed on to see the rest of the universe she created. She looked back to take a last glance at it...yet it was gone again...frightened.
She walked up to the planet and again, became a light ball of beautiful blue water. She tilted her head and observed it again. How could it feel frightened? It wasn't like her, not a thing with feelings of which she was the only one. But it seemed that this little planet was unique as opposed to frightened. Darkness was over it, yet all the other planets shown and displayed that they were working and thriving ecosystems.
She looked down at the planet once again. Why was there no light? How did she miss this one? It seemed this sphere was vonerable and needed more attention then the rest of the spheres. Even when looking as an over view of the universe it was still only this little planet that wasn't thriving.
"Light..." She said looking at the planet, "Let there be light."
And it was....she thought it was okay. It was a beautiful planet, landscape with vast waters surrounding. The light however, didn't cover all of the planet..in fact, the half of the planet facing outwards to space was...still dark.
"Dark..." She said looking out into space, "Night."
And so it was. And it was okay.
"Light..." She then looked at the light, smiling towards to Sun as it finally shone brightly on this void of a planet. "Day."
And so it was. And it was okay.
She tilted her head as she looked at the planet more, and watched it...something HAD to come out of it...something not to make her feel so lonely.
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Millions of years later...
She was growing restless. She created these beings, she gave them life and they were made in HER likeness yet they destroyed the world they lived in. She tried to create a being that was her in human form, she had a plan mapped out for him in her head. They were the blueprints she had had for millions of years...but she couldn't, she didn't want to picture her exact human likeness on that planet, no womb was worthy enough and those creatures wouldn't give him a chance, he would most likely be killed straight off. She watched the pre-historic creatures come and go and then these...things that looked like her.
She wanted them to come to her after they wasted life away but they didn't. They didn't beleive she was there after she tried to talk to one or two to be messangers they shrugged it off. She had made this paradise and seperated it from the Earth, high above the universe, happily awaiting the day that the human's would join her, help her in what to do with these beings. But alas, all they would do is live, very shortly, and die...just...die. After seeing this happen many many times, she created a place other then her paradise, a black void of darkness which was, as of now...every human's eternity after they died.
No organized way of living. Hundreds of thousands of years and they hadn't even developed a form of language. It was a wonder they even discovered fire.They ran around naked for crying out loud. They were monsters, yet she couldn't help but love them with all her heart. They were, in fact, her children. She wasn't giving up on them. All they needed was a push in the right direction, just a little...itty bitty shove.
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November 19, 1998...is what the date would be if it was in fact in our time. A human, with a sweet tooth ran through the wild sugar cane feilds in just one of the run down wastelands in the world. Today, in our time...we would call it the city of Townsville. (USA)
The human ran through the feilds, two sticks of cinnamon in his right hand, and a sugar cane in the other. He was wanting a snack, something sweet to chew on, and these two were the perfect combination for a mid-day snack, even if he had no clue what day was. He invisioned a peice of plump fruit, sucking on the sugar cane and grinding the cinnamon, for a little extra spice.
He smaked his lips together as he ran, panting like a Dog before he reached a cozy apple tree to lean against, near a questionably neon green swamp. But no matter, it was time to get to business and make his snack...this was going to be glorious.
He hoped up and grabbed an apple off the three and took a bite, sucking on the sugar cane. He put the cinnamon sticks up to his teeth, he never tasted it...but he liked the way it smelled. He figured he could grind it between his teeth for a good spice...but...
"AHHH!" He roared as the sticks broke, causing a twig to get caught in between two of the very few full teeth he had left. He threw the cinnamon down angrily and roared loudly again...
Stomping around childishly, trying to pick the twig out of his teeth with his long fingernails...he spotted a cute little Bunny hopping from behind the tree..
Yes...yes. He recalled eating one of those before. They had nice meat. Especially when you cooked them. He also recalled the body being small and fragile, the rib bones being sharp...which meant he could kill it and eat it. Plus, get a bone to pick out the twig from his teeth.
He snuck ever so slyly around the tree so he was behind the rabbit. He got in a pouncing position...and lunged for the rabbit, but it hopped out of the way.
"Grrr..." He growled as he ran for the rabbit.
The rabbit, of course, noticed immediatly and rushed forward...not counting on the fact that all he did was run straight into the swamp!
The human screamed at the top of his lungs when the rabbit jumped overboard into the swamp, ran over to his other snacks, the sugar cane and the god awful cinnamon and hurled them into the swamp in an angry act of defeat...but back in the swamp, things weren't as they seemed..
The cute little bunny was in trouble as he hung for dear life at the side of the swamp by his claws on a clump of dirt. He watched as the sugar cane and the cinnamon were hurled into the swamp. He swung to the left, and dodged the sugarcane he dodged to the right and dodged the cinnamon. He relaxed and started to work his way out of the swamp again when...BONK. The apple hit him on the head, causing him to loose his grip fall into the swamp.
What happened next seemed to have been a fluke. Apparently, there was something special about those ingrediants, and that swamp...or maybe it was just the fact that SHE wanted company and someone to talk to that this was simply when she decided the last straw...but whatever the case there was a huge explosion, which threw back the human man against the tree.
He groaned and looked above the swamp. Three cute toddler girls hovered above it, smiling down at him. One, was the natural born leader. She had pink eyes and perfect red hair. There was also one that seemed more of a fighter. She had a slight smirk to her as she smiled. She had green eyes and short black hair and the other one...was cheerful as day. The cutest thing you could ever hope to look at. She had blue eyes and short blonde hair...they weren't called anything at the time. But one thing was for damn sure. They were...
Different.
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It was like a built in alarm went off inside her head. She knew everything that went on on that pathetic excuse for a planet but this wasn't the same. Something was wrong...
And sure enough...little Girls. Three of them. They were cute and all but this wasn't right. She had NOT created these things. What was she going to do? This wasn't right she was God, she made and un-made everything. Not right...not good. There was...no way. NO WAY this could happen. Maybe she did it and just...didn't know? That had to be the only logical explination...but then again...she couldn't even explain her existance with plain logic.
She really couldn't do anything but watch them...and she did.
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She watched them for the next few weeks. She watched as they, not only somehow communicated with eachother through body movements but they had good hearts. How this was, she had no idea. But she liked it. The fact that she had no idea where they came from didn't matter anymore, they were actually of her likeness. The little blonde one resembled her visual appearance which made her think it was actually her doing anyway.
Good hearts led to good deeds. They helped creatures in need. She watched on as she always did one day when a female human left her baby to go pick some berries on a nearby bush. A wolf, however snatched the baby away while she was gone and ran off with it. This was when something else was realized...the red haired girl flew in...that's right...FLEW in and scooped the baby from the wolf. The other two girls held picked the wolf up and threw him far into the ditance, making sure the wolf wouldn't try to kidnap the baby again. All three of them then returned the baby to a worried mother, who growled at them as they dropped the baby off.
True, their efforts went on un-rewarded and un-recognized to the mindless animals that the rest of the humans were, they continued to help. They found food for the hungry, and helped those in danger. They were the first heroes of existance. The only ones of their kind...thst is...until another fateful day.
The day when a wild monkey swung from tree to tree, glaring at anything that headed toward him. He was provoking a fight...and he knew it. That's what he wanted. He knew he could take on any contender and would too, just as soon as he grabbed a snack from an apple tree he had just landed on.
He reached around under him, his hand coming back up with a shiny red apple. Taking a big bite, he looked at his surroundings. A Big, smelly old swamp and...a scowling wolf, sniffing around for some food. The monkey smirked as a thought came to his head and hurled the rest of his apple at the wolf. The apple hit the wolf on the head straight on and as soon as it did, he looked around confused. The monkey snickered, picked another apple and threw it at the head of the wolf. It hit the wolf again, causing him to pounce the ground, thinking something was there hurling apples at him.
The monkey then jumped down from the tree, another apple it hand. He whistled for the wolf to look in his direction...and it did. He took a bite from the apple and hurled it straight at the wolf, who this time caught it in his mouth and ate it whole. The monkey smirked and the wolf growled.
They charged and collided near the edge of the swamp the monkey stuck a claw out, cutting the wolf deep and sending blood and fur flying into the swamp. The wolf headbutted the monkey causing him to fly up against the tree.
The monkey let out a shrill scream and ran towards the Wolf again, trying to headbutt him as the wolf had done to him. The wolf, however stuck his chest out and the monkey succeeded in almost headbutting him into the deep swamp, but the wolf dug his heels into the ground, coming to a screeching hault and pushing a poor defensless snail laying in the grass near the swamp, to fall in the swamp.
The monkey latched himself onto the wolf's tail, biting it and gnawing loudly. The wolf cried and shreiked as his tail was completely bitten off by this cocky monkey. The wolf ran off, crying and the monkey, egotistical as ever, spit out the bloody tail and threw it to the side, licking the blood from his lips. The tail landed into the swamp and...there was another explosion that caused the swamp to overflow and dry up. But that wasn't the only difference this time...three little boys. The color counterparts of the three girls that were born from the swamp!
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This time she knew that she had done it. She wanted male counterparts for the female little girls. Someday, when they grew up and mated, she would have the world that she had intended, not this sinful wasteland. So, she made it happen. The three things that were knocked into the swamp seemed ideal for little boys, and she couldn't have been more proud. All that was left to do was to watch them fall in love with the little girls, right? ...But what was to come was completely the opposite of what she had hoped for.
That damned monkey actually raised the three boys that came from the swamp as if they were his own children. He bathed them, fed them...and taught them nothing but violence. She watched hopelessly as he raised them completely wrong. He taught them with simple body movements that everything was a threat, and to trust nothing.
At first, they seemed to reject this. A few times, in fact, they fed some baby birds by finding some worms for them but the monkey wouldn't have it..and when he discovered that they had super powers, it was much worse. All he did was train them to kill, kill, kill. It was more horrible then she could have ever imagined. She meant for their lives to be joyful and for them to help all the creatures in need but the monkey was doing just the opposite...and it worked. Within a months time the three cute little boys that were at first caring souls, were murderous super villains to the world on a rampage. Now there was no hope as they went off into the world to wreak havoc...or was there?
The three little boys were terrorizing a pack of wild pigs in the forest one day, frying them one by one with their heat rays from their eyes. But not fast and easy, slow and hard. They made the burns somewhat cool...so that they could suffer. They thought it was funny. Besides, it was a fast and easy way to make pork rinds and in some cases, ham. It was a great plan. Dinner looked great that night...but the three little girls heard the cries for help from the pigs so, they rushed to the rescue.
It was really a null reaction when the girls arrived, the red haired boy were still busy frying pigs and the blonde one found a fun game in eating them alive. The green one, though, found it funny to feed some burned pig flesh to the live and well pigs as food. The girls, were in shock when they saw the three boy counterparts of them, it was like being in a dream. The blonde and brunette one looked over at the red haired girl, who simply shrugged...
When the black haired boy turned to get the attention of his brothers because of all the fun he was having, he noticed the three little girls that resembled them almost exactly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled and pointed to the three little girls, who simply stared at them, forgettng about the troubled pack of pigs.
"Bwa..." The red haired boy growled and pointed to the three little girls glaring. His two brothers nodded in agreement where as the girls simply tilted their heads in confusion.
The three boys charged at the three little girls, punching them in the stomach and sending them flying across the forest. The boys crossed their arms and smirked in victory...but soon after, three lazers came shooting back from a distance. The boys dodged these blasts, but still saw the girls, ready to fight.
They got into fighting position, as did the girls.
"Mwa! ba, ahhhh!" The pink one screamed at the red one, proclaiming they wouldn't let them hurt anyone else.
The boys smirked and got out of fighting position, leaving themselves wide open, challenging the girls. The girls accepted and a battle ensued, a blood bath is what it was. Grusome, not only super powers were used, but biting and cheap shots, the black haired boy ripped the brunette girls' arm out of her socket, where as the red haired girl kicked the red haired boy's mouth, causing all his teeth to fly out and leaving a bloody mess. The two blue counterparts were the least beat up, and the last two standing.
The blonde boy's nose was broken, and so was the blonde girl's right arm. But they knew they had to end the battle soon. They took one last charge at eachother, the girl thought she was up for a headbutt, however, the boy instead kicked her in the stomach and uppercutted her high up into the air, he then flew up and kicked in her spine as she fell back down to the ground, breaking her spine and killing her. Victory was his...but he had no more strength left from all the fighting and instead of flying to rest, he had no strength to fly and landed on his left leg, causing the bone to break the skin.
It was a slow and terrible death for all of them. Some had to suffer more then others and some receeded fast into eternity, but whatever the case in these six, they all fought to the death, each and every one of them.
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She had seen the entire thing, and although it was horrible and gory, that's not why she stood in place without one emotion showing on her face. It was the simple fact that...the three little girls, who had fought to save innocnece would for sure, be going up. She would finally not be alone, but she didn't know what to do...or think. She silently walked from her random standing point in her paradise to a Golden Gate, which had before, never been used. Thinking every step of the way what she would say, how they would react...if they would accept her.
When she arrived, the doors were already glowing an interesting bright yellow. She stood in front of the gates and looked up at them. This was it, these were the first beings to enter Heaven. She looked the gates up and down once more and nodded, they began to creak open.
A bright white light shone through the little crack it had opened, but already it was the most amazing feeling she had ever had. The gate was old, and had a hard first time opening but it was still beautiful as ever, and when it finall opened all the way...the light from the gate dissapeared and all was silent...
Until the cute little blonde girl stepped in, looking around curiously. She was finally clothed in a light blue robe, with beautiful white wings and a shining halo above her head. This was what she remembered as being her plan for humans when they died...they would become these beautiful creatures, if they were ever worthy of coming. Angels, she called them. They were Angels.
Her sisters had entered right behind her, but the little blonde one continued to look around, with a puzzled look on her face, she was looking off to the side again when she bumped into a big white robe and fell over on her bottom. She rubbed her bottom, looking up at God, who was beaming down at her...although her attitude was nothing but friendly, the little blonde one rushed back to hide behind her sisters.
God stood there, looking at them and smiling, she waved. But...they still just backed up like she was a threat. She was about to speak to them...but, she noticed the three little boys coming through the gate as well! She couldn't have that, no. This was a peaceful place and they were worthy of nothing but eternal darkness.
Immediatly she made her way up to them, looking down at them plainly. She pointed at them to cast them into that eternal void but...she didn't want to. There was something about them, they had killed these little girls, taken lives of many other things but something was just too right, they all looked up at her with sincere and determined eyes...they were apologizing, but not with tears or begging...they really were sorry, she could see it in their eyes and feel it in their soul. That's all she needed, and smiled, permitting them entrance.
Finally, when they were all in, they didn't really pay attention to the fact that their arch enimies were in the room, they noticed it alright, but they were too busy dealing with what was at hand.
She knew that trying to explain the situation to them would take millions of years and by then the humans would have destroyed another planet...so since they were the first ones there she figured she would give them her knowlage of it, seeing as how she wanted their help to re-mold life on Earth. So, that's what she did. She placed one hand on the blonde girl, and one on the blonde boy, concentrating and giving them the information they needed to understand the situation. She did the same to the other two counterpart couples. This meant they could understand her now...this was it! She was finally going to communicate with another being...
"What...do you call yourselves?" She asked.
"Blossom." The red one said. "These are my two sisters, the one with the yellow hair is Bubbles and the other one is Buttercup."
She nodded, greeting them. "Nice to meet you all. This is amazing...so, you girls did have a language between one another?"
"Yes." Buttercup Said. "Just some grunts on Earth though, all we had down were our names and saying there was trouble. No one else understood it."
"We did too," The red haired boy said. "That was almost exactly our system...except we had a code for saying there were weak cratures around."
"And, what are your names?" God asked, smiling down at them.
"I'm Brick." The red haired boy said. "The one with black hair is Butch and the blonde one is Boomer."
God overlooked each of them. "So, you do know my situation now?"
"Yes." The all said at the same time.
"Will you help me, my children?" She began. "Since you are the first to come through those gates, I would like to have your help, if that's okay with you.."
"You are God, right?" Butch asked. "You gave us life, I suppose it's the least we can do."
"And about our Earthly differences, guys?" Blossom asked.
"Forget it," Brick Said, "That is a completely different life now, we already know what we need to know to re-mold these humans so that they can join her up here. We don't need that getting in the way.. let's get started."
"Can you turn back time?" Boomer asked.
"Yes." God responded. "I can, but I never bothered since I knew it would just turn out like this."
"Do it." Brick said. "We also know the nature of Humans and can help it for the better. Turn back time to when they first started to emerge."
God nodded, and so she did. In what was nothing but a split second, they were Thousands of years in the past, up in Heaven, looking down at the Earth that was in the past, still healthy and thriving.
"Amazing!" Brick exclaimed. "Can you go forward, too?"
God nodded.
"This is going to be very useful in the future." Boomer nodded.
"We need to sum up the betrayal of the humans to you.." Blossom pondered. "Maybe...create a story and send an Angel down to give it to the humans, and they can read it...use it to worship you."
"Who's gonna come up with that?" Bubbles asked.
"I'll do it." Blossom said, smiling. "I think I would always have wanted to do writing if I ever knew what it was."
"What's the story gonna be about?" Boomer thought. "You can't very well tell the whole thing."
"A metaphor." Blossom said. "We'll have a story where God tells the Humans they can have paradise if they don't betray her, and they do the one thing she told them not to...like...eat an apple or something."
"Mmmm, apple.." Butch said, smacking his lips.
"But the nature of Earth?" God asked.
"Send them prophets from the beginning. Send the first grown humans down to reproduce but know exactly who you vaugly are, so they can pass the word on to their offspring." Buttercup said. "And after they discover Blossom's stories, open to sin but with supervision...give them the choice still, to either follow you or face dark eternity."
"I don't like this dark eternity thing." Butch said. "We need a darker place, a place that gives them an eternity of something they loathe. A Hell...I think we need to keep a plan for that sometime later.."
And the ideas continued to come, and The Powerpuff Girls and The Rowdyruff Boys helped her re-mold the existance of earth and to their suprise, it actually worked. Blossom sent the stories as scrolls down to Earth and they were found...They soon discovered that God's voice could not be heard by human ears after God tried to speak to some prophets and their hearts exploded...so Butch was awarded the responsibility of metatron to speak to prophets for God.. Brick, who understood God's hurt from the human's betrayal a little too much, was given the job of Angel of Death and Angel of Censorship, which is the job he INSISTED on having. Blossom and Buttercup became the two that ran Heaven along with God, moving human's in and out if they went to Heaven, and later on, Hell. Boomer, well...Boomer 'watched' the humans...just, watched the humans. The humans turned God's true state to male to save the females from having power in the land when they published Blossom's writings, but they still followed "him" better then they could have ever expected, there were some slumps along the way but finally, humanity had a chance.
And one day, near the end of the 20th century, a professor with a crazy dream approaches a cauldren with three special ingrediants, soon to be the inevitable birth of the Powerpuff Girls in our world and time. They will leave to have a human life on Earth, and soon to come will be the Rowdyruff Boys...and if they destroy eachother again, they'll find a way to come back and live peacefully...to do good and save the world from evil, one day all returning to Heaven and continuing to run the Earth till the end...before bedtime, anyway.
THE END
Episode 0 How it all began....
In the beginning, there was the endless universe and...God. No time, no limits, no existance besides her. Each moment she stood and looked into the distance, she wondered just what it would be like if she...wasn't alone. Curious as to what she could do so she wouldn't be alone. She was very alone and hoped soon, to create something to keep her company and to have feelings for. She had feelings, just nowhere to put them since it was only her and...blackness.
She lay on her back and levitated, twirling one finger around, making stars appear and swirl in a circle. She tilted her head and swirled her finger around faster, and faster until the stars in the swirl starting to expand. She giggled and threw her finger forward, causing the stars to fly off into the endless distance. She turned her back and looked up into the blackness again smiling at the thought of not being alone when..
!BOOM!
A blast was heard in the distance that caused a ripple throughout the darkness, sending stars, rocks, and other universal elements flying every which way. She blinked and looked around as universe came into existance kind of on an accident, but it was existance none the less.
She walked casually over to the solar system which is ours and over looked it, thinking to herself what she should do next. She then spotted a variety of floating spheres along with stars surrounding them. But there was one that was different from the rest. It was there, she knew it was there but it had no form or shape, as if it was hiding in the darkness of the universe, scared to be exposed. She moved close and as she moved closer, the planet took more shape and become lighter, until she was standing completely over it...it was a planet of water. She watched it for a few moments and then passed on to see the rest of the universe she created. She looked back to take a last glance at it...yet it was gone again...frightened.
She walked up to the planet and again, became a light ball of beautiful blue water. She tilted her head and observed it again. How could it feel frightened? It wasn't like her, not a thing with feelings of which she was the only one. But it seemed that this little planet was unique as opposed to frightened. Darkness was over it, yet all the other planets shown and displayed that they were working and thriving ecosystems.
She looked down at the planet once again. Why was there no light? How did she miss this one? It seemed this sphere was vonerable and needed more attention then the rest of the spheres. Even when looking as an over view of the universe it was still only this little planet that wasn't thriving.
"Light..." She said looking at the planet, "Let there be light."
And it was....she thought it was okay. It was a beautiful planet, landscape with vast waters surrounding. The light however, didn't cover all of the planet..in fact, the half of the planet facing outwards to space was...still dark.
"Dark..." She said looking out into space, "Night."
And so it was. And it was okay.
"Light..." She then looked at the light, smiling towards to Sun as it finally shone brightly on this void of a planet. "Day."
And so it was. And it was okay.
She tilted her head as she looked at the planet more, and watched it...something HAD to come out of it...something not to make her feel so lonely.
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Millions of years later...
She was growing restless. She created these beings, she gave them life and they were made in HER likeness yet they destroyed the world they lived in. She tried to create a being that was her in human form, she had a plan mapped out for him in her head. They were the blueprints she had had for millions of years...but she couldn't, she didn't want to picture her exact human likeness on that planet, no womb was worthy enough and those creatures wouldn't give him a chance, he would most likely be killed straight off. She watched the pre-historic creatures come and go and then these...things that looked like her.
She wanted them to come to her after they wasted life away but they didn't. They didn't beleive she was there after she tried to talk to one or two to be messangers they shrugged it off. She had made this paradise and seperated it from the Earth, high above the universe, happily awaiting the day that the human's would join her, help her in what to do with these beings. But alas, all they would do is live, very shortly, and die...just...die. After seeing this happen many many times, she created a place other then her paradise, a black void of darkness which was, as of now...every human's eternity after they died.
No organized way of living. Hundreds of thousands of years and they hadn't even developed a form of language. It was a wonder they even discovered fire.They ran around naked for crying out loud. They were monsters, yet she couldn't help but love them with all her heart. They were, in fact, her children. She wasn't giving up on them. All they needed was a push in the right direction, just a little...itty bitty shove.
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November 19, 1998...is what the date would be if it was in fact in our time. A human, with a sweet tooth ran through the wild sugar cane feilds in just one of the run down wastelands in the world. Today, in our time...we would call it the city of Townsville. (USA)
The human ran through the feilds, two sticks of cinnamon in his right hand, and a sugar cane in the other. He was wanting a snack, something sweet to chew on, and these two were the perfect combination for a mid-day snack, even if he had no clue what day was. He invisioned a peice of plump fruit, sucking on the sugar cane and grinding the cinnamon, for a little extra spice.
He smaked his lips together as he ran, panting like a Dog before he reached a cozy apple tree to lean against, near a questionably neon green swamp. But no matter, it was time to get to business and make his snack...this was going to be glorious.
He hoped up and grabbed an apple off the three and took a bite, sucking on the sugar cane. He put the cinnamon sticks up to his teeth, he never tasted it...but he liked the way it smelled. He figured he could grind it between his teeth for a good spice...but...
"AHHH!" He roared as the sticks broke, causing a twig to get caught in between two of the very few full teeth he had left. He threw the cinnamon down angrily and roared loudly again...
Stomping around childishly, trying to pick the twig out of his teeth with his long fingernails...he spotted a cute little Bunny hopping from behind the tree..
Yes...yes. He recalled eating one of those before. They had nice meat. Especially when you cooked them. He also recalled the body being small and fragile, the rib bones being sharp...which meant he could kill it and eat it. Plus, get a bone to pick out the twig from his teeth.
He snuck ever so slyly around the tree so he was behind the rabbit. He got in a pouncing position...and lunged for the rabbit, but it hopped out of the way.
"Grrr..." He growled as he ran for the rabbit.
The rabbit, of course, noticed immediatly and rushed forward...not counting on the fact that all he did was run straight into the swamp!
The human screamed at the top of his lungs when the rabbit jumped overboard into the swamp, ran over to his other snacks, the sugar cane and the god awful cinnamon and hurled them into the swamp in an angry act of defeat...but back in the swamp, things weren't as they seemed..
The cute little bunny was in trouble as he hung for dear life at the side of the swamp by his claws on a clump of dirt. He watched as the sugar cane and the cinnamon were hurled into the swamp. He swung to the left, and dodged the sugarcane he dodged to the right and dodged the cinnamon. He relaxed and started to work his way out of the swamp again when...BONK. The apple hit him on the head, causing him to loose his grip fall into the swamp.
What happened next seemed to have been a fluke. Apparently, there was something special about those ingrediants, and that swamp...or maybe it was just the fact that SHE wanted company and someone to talk to that this was simply when she decided the last straw...but whatever the case there was a huge explosion, which threw back the human man against the tree.
He groaned and looked above the swamp. Three cute toddler girls hovered above it, smiling down at him. One, was the natural born leader. She had pink eyes and perfect red hair. There was also one that seemed more of a fighter. She had a slight smirk to her as she smiled. She had green eyes and short black hair and the other one...was cheerful as day. The cutest thing you could ever hope to look at. She had blue eyes and short blonde hair...they weren't called anything at the time. But one thing was for damn sure. They were...
Different.
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It was like a built in alarm went off inside her head. She knew everything that went on on that pathetic excuse for a planet but this wasn't the same. Something was wrong...
And sure enough...little Girls. Three of them. They were cute and all but this wasn't right. She had NOT created these things. What was she going to do? This wasn't right she was God, she made and un-made everything. Not right...not good. There was...no way. NO WAY this could happen. Maybe she did it and just...didn't know? That had to be the only logical explination...but then again...she couldn't even explain her existance with plain logic.
She really couldn't do anything but watch them...and she did.
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She watched them for the next few weeks. She watched as they, not only somehow communicated with eachother through body movements but they had good hearts. How this was, she had no idea. But she liked it. The fact that she had no idea where they came from didn't matter anymore, they were actually of her likeness. The little blonde one resembled her visual appearance which made her think it was actually her doing anyway.
Good hearts led to good deeds. They helped creatures in need. She watched on as she always did one day when a female human left her baby to go pick some berries on a nearby bush. A wolf, however snatched the baby away while she was gone and ran off with it. This was when something else was realized...the red haired girl flew in...that's right...FLEW in and scooped the baby from the wolf. The other two girls held picked the wolf up and threw him far into the ditance, making sure the wolf wouldn't try to kidnap the baby again. All three of them then returned the baby to a worried mother, who growled at them as they dropped the baby off.
True, their efforts went on un-rewarded and un-recognized to the mindless animals that the rest of the humans were, they continued to help. They found food for the hungry, and helped those in danger. They were the first heroes of existance. The only ones of their kind...thst is...until another fateful day.
The day when a wild monkey swung from tree to tree, glaring at anything that headed toward him. He was provoking a fight...and he knew it. That's what he wanted. He knew he could take on any contender and would too, just as soon as he grabbed a snack from an apple tree he had just landed on.
He reached around under him, his hand coming back up with a shiny red apple. Taking a big bite, he looked at his surroundings. A Big, smelly old swamp and...a scowling wolf, sniffing around for some food. The monkey smirked as a thought came to his head and hurled the rest of his apple at the wolf. The apple hit the wolf on the head straight on and as soon as it did, he looked around confused. The monkey snickered, picked another apple and threw it at the head of the wolf. It hit the wolf again, causing him to pounce the ground, thinking something was there hurling apples at him.
The monkey then jumped down from the tree, another apple it hand. He whistled for the wolf to look in his direction...and it did. He took a bite from the apple and hurled it straight at the wolf, who this time caught it in his mouth and ate it whole. The monkey smirked and the wolf growled.
They charged and collided near the edge of the swamp the monkey stuck a claw out, cutting the wolf deep and sending blood and fur flying into the swamp. The wolf headbutted the monkey causing him to fly up against the tree.
The monkey let out a shrill scream and ran towards the Wolf again, trying to headbutt him as the wolf had done to him. The wolf, however stuck his chest out and the monkey succeeded in almost headbutting him into the deep swamp, but the wolf dug his heels into the ground, coming to a screeching hault and pushing a poor defensless snail laying in the grass near the swamp, to fall in the swamp.
The monkey latched himself onto the wolf's tail, biting it and gnawing loudly. The wolf cried and shreiked as his tail was completely bitten off by this cocky monkey. The wolf ran off, crying and the monkey, egotistical as ever, spit out the bloody tail and threw it to the side, licking the blood from his lips. The tail landed into the swamp and...there was another explosion that caused the swamp to overflow and dry up. But that wasn't the only difference this time...three little boys. The color counterparts of the three girls that were born from the swamp!
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This time she knew that she had done it. She wanted male counterparts for the female little girls. Someday, when they grew up and mated, she would have the world that she had intended, not this sinful wasteland. So, she made it happen. The three things that were knocked into the swamp seemed ideal for little boys, and she couldn't have been more proud. All that was left to do was to watch them fall in love with the little girls, right? ...But what was to come was completely the opposite of what she had hoped for.
That damned monkey actually raised the three boys that came from the swamp as if they were his own children. He bathed them, fed them...and taught them nothing but violence. She watched hopelessly as he raised them completely wrong. He taught them with simple body movements that everything was a threat, and to trust nothing.
At first, they seemed to reject this. A few times, in fact, they fed some baby birds by finding some worms for them but the monkey wouldn't have it..and when he discovered that they had super powers, it was much worse. All he did was train them to kill, kill, kill. It was more horrible then she could have ever imagined. She meant for their lives to be joyful and for them to help all the creatures in need but the monkey was doing just the opposite...and it worked. Within a months time the three cute little boys that were at first caring souls, were murderous super villains to the world on a rampage. Now there was no hope as they went off into the world to wreak havoc...or was there?
The three little boys were terrorizing a pack of wild pigs in the forest one day, frying them one by one with their heat rays from their eyes. But not fast and easy, slow and hard. They made the burns somewhat cool...so that they could suffer. They thought it was funny. Besides, it was a fast and easy way to make pork rinds and in some cases, ham. It was a great plan. Dinner looked great that night...but the three little girls heard the cries for help from the pigs so, they rushed to the rescue.
It was really a null reaction when the girls arrived, the red haired boy were still busy frying pigs and the blonde one found a fun game in eating them alive. The green one, though, found it funny to feed some burned pig flesh to the live and well pigs as food. The girls, were in shock when they saw the three boy counterparts of them, it was like being in a dream. The blonde and brunette one looked over at the red haired girl, who simply shrugged...
When the black haired boy turned to get the attention of his brothers because of all the fun he was having, he noticed the three little girls that resembled them almost exactly.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" He yelled and pointed to the three little girls, who simply stared at them, forgettng about the troubled pack of pigs.
"Bwa..." The red haired boy growled and pointed to the three little girls glaring. His two brothers nodded in agreement where as the girls simply tilted their heads in confusion.
The three boys charged at the three little girls, punching them in the stomach and sending them flying across the forest. The boys crossed their arms and smirked in victory...but soon after, three lazers came shooting back from a distance. The boys dodged these blasts, but still saw the girls, ready to fight.
They got into fighting position, as did the girls.
"Mwa! ba, ahhhh!" The pink one screamed at the red one, proclaiming they wouldn't let them hurt anyone else.
The boys smirked and got out of fighting position, leaving themselves wide open, challenging the girls. The girls accepted and a battle ensued, a blood bath is what it was. Grusome, not only super powers were used, but biting and cheap shots, the black haired boy ripped the brunette girls' arm out of her socket, where as the red haired girl kicked the red haired boy's mouth, causing all his teeth to fly out and leaving a bloody mess. The two blue counterparts were the least beat up, and the last two standing.
The blonde boy's nose was broken, and so was the blonde girl's right arm. But they knew they had to end the battle soon. They took one last charge at eachother, the girl thought she was up for a headbutt, however, the boy instead kicked her in the stomach and uppercutted her high up into the air, he then flew up and kicked in her spine as she fell back down to the ground, breaking her spine and killing her. Victory was his...but he had no more strength left from all the fighting and instead of flying to rest, he had no strength to fly and landed on his left leg, causing the bone to break the skin.
It was a slow and terrible death for all of them. Some had to suffer more then others and some receeded fast into eternity, but whatever the case in these six, they all fought to the death, each and every one of them.
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She had seen the entire thing, and although it was horrible and gory, that's not why she stood in place without one emotion showing on her face. It was the simple fact that...the three little girls, who had fought to save innocnece would for sure, be going up. She would finally not be alone, but she didn't know what to do...or think. She silently walked from her random standing point in her paradise to a Golden Gate, which had before, never been used. Thinking every step of the way what she would say, how they would react...if they would accept her.
When she arrived, the doors were already glowing an interesting bright yellow. She stood in front of the gates and looked up at them. This was it, these were the first beings to enter Heaven. She looked the gates up and down once more and nodded, they began to creak open.
A bright white light shone through the little crack it had opened, but already it was the most amazing feeling she had ever had. The gate was old, and had a hard first time opening but it was still beautiful as ever, and when it finall opened all the way...the light from the gate dissapeared and all was silent...
Until the cute little blonde girl stepped in, looking around curiously. She was finally clothed in a light blue robe, with beautiful white wings and a shining halo above her head. This was what she remembered as being her plan for humans when they died...they would become these beautiful creatures, if they were ever worthy of coming. Angels, she called them. They were Angels.
Her sisters had entered right behind her, but the little blonde one continued to look around, with a puzzled look on her face, she was looking off to the side again when she bumped into a big white robe and fell over on her bottom. She rubbed her bottom, looking up at God, who was beaming down at her...although her attitude was nothing but friendly, the little blonde one rushed back to hide behind her sisters.
God stood there, looking at them and smiling, she waved. But...they still just backed up like she was a threat. She was about to speak to them...but, she noticed the three little boys coming through the gate as well! She couldn't have that, no. This was a peaceful place and they were worthy of nothing but eternal darkness.
Immediatly she made her way up to them, looking down at them plainly. She pointed at them to cast them into that eternal void but...she didn't want to. There was something about them, they had killed these little girls, taken lives of many other things but something was just too right, they all looked up at her with sincere and determined eyes...they were apologizing, but not with tears or begging...they really were sorry, she could see it in their eyes and feel it in their soul. That's all she needed, and smiled, permitting them entrance.
Finally, when they were all in, they didn't really pay attention to the fact that their arch enimies were in the room, they noticed it alright, but they were too busy dealing with what was at hand.
She knew that trying to explain the situation to them would take millions of years and by then the humans would have destroyed another planet...so since they were the first ones there she figured she would give them her knowlage of it, seeing as how she wanted their help to re-mold life on Earth. So, that's what she did. She placed one hand on the blonde girl, and one on the blonde boy, concentrating and giving them the information they needed to understand the situation. She did the same to the other two counterpart couples. This meant they could understand her now...this was it! She was finally going to communicate with another being...
"What...do you call yourselves?" She asked.
"Blossom." The red one said. "These are my two sisters, the one with the yellow hair is Bubbles and the other one is Buttercup."
She nodded, greeting them. "Nice to meet you all. This is amazing...so, you girls did have a language between one another?"
"Yes." Buttercup Said. "Just some grunts on Earth though, all we had down were our names and saying there was trouble. No one else understood it."
"We did too," The red haired boy said. "That was almost exactly our system...except we had a code for saying there were weak cratures around."
"And, what are your names?" God asked, smiling down at them.
"I'm Brick." The red haired boy said. "The one with black hair is Butch and the blonde one is Boomer."
God overlooked each of them. "So, you do know my situation now?"
"Yes." The all said at the same time.
"Will you help me, my children?" She began. "Since you are the first to come through those gates, I would like to have your help, if that's okay with you.."
"You are God, right?" Butch asked. "You gave us life, I suppose it's the least we can do."
"And about our Earthly differences, guys?" Blossom asked.
"Forget it," Brick Said, "That is a completely different life now, we already know what we need to know to re-mold these humans so that they can join her up here. We don't need that getting in the way.. let's get started."
"Can you turn back time?" Boomer asked.
"Yes." God responded. "I can, but I never bothered since I knew it would just turn out like this."
"Do it." Brick said. "We also know the nature of Humans and can help it for the better. Turn back time to when they first started to emerge."
God nodded, and so she did. In what was nothing but a split second, they were Thousands of years in the past, up in Heaven, looking down at the Earth that was in the past, still healthy and thriving.
"Amazing!" Brick exclaimed. "Can you go forward, too?"
God nodded.
"This is going to be very useful in the future." Boomer nodded.
"We need to sum up the betrayal of the humans to you.." Blossom pondered. "Maybe...create a story and send an Angel down to give it to the humans, and they can read it...use it to worship you."
"Who's gonna come up with that?" Bubbles asked.
"I'll do it." Blossom said, smiling. "I think I would always have wanted to do writing if I ever knew what it was."
"What's the story gonna be about?" Boomer thought. "You can't very well tell the whole thing."
"A metaphor." Blossom said. "We'll have a story where God tells the Humans they can have paradise if they don't betray her, and they do the one thing she told them not to...like...eat an apple or something."
"Mmmm, apple.." Butch said, smacking his lips.
"But the nature of Earth?" God asked.
"Send them prophets from the beginning. Send the first grown humans down to reproduce but know exactly who you vaugly are, so they can pass the word on to their offspring." Buttercup said. "And after they discover Blossom's stories, open to sin but with supervision...give them the choice still, to either follow you or face dark eternity."
"I don't like this dark eternity thing." Butch said. "We need a darker place, a place that gives them an eternity of something they loathe. A Hell...I think we need to keep a plan for that sometime later.."
And the ideas continued to come, and The Powerpuff Girls and The Rowdyruff Boys helped her re-mold the existance of earth and to their suprise, it actually worked. Blossom sent the stories as scrolls down to Earth and they were found...They soon discovered that God's voice could not be heard by human ears after God tried to speak to some prophets and their hearts exploded...so Butch was awarded the responsibility of metatron to speak to prophets for God.. Brick, who understood God's hurt from the human's betrayal a little too much, was given the job of Angel of Death and Angel of Censorship, which is the job he INSISTED on having. Blossom and Buttercup became the two that ran Heaven along with God, moving human's in and out if they went to Heaven, and later on, Hell. Boomer, well...Boomer 'watched' the humans...just, watched the humans. The humans turned God's true state to male to save the females from having power in the land when they published Blossom's writings, but they still followed "him" better then they could have ever expected, there were some slumps along the way but finally, humanity had a chance.
And one day, near the end of the 20th century, a professor with a crazy dream approaches a cauldren with three special ingrediants, soon to be the inevitable birth of the Powerpuff Girls in our world and time. They will leave to have a human life on Earth, and soon to come will be the Rowdyruff Boys...and if they destroy eachother again, they'll find a way to come back and live peacefully...to do good and save the world from evil, one day all returning to Heaven and continuing to run the Earth till the end...before bedtime, anyway.
THE END