Kuno vs the fowl sorcerors
ep 4: Dual with a Ninja Vulcan
Notes: For those who don't know Ta paul is the vulcan girl on the new star trek series.
"Yes! This new robot will be my crowning achievement. It's the first one that I'm designing
purely for combat purposes." It was true, all the other robots he had made in the past, while
they did have some combat features were ultimately designed for other purposes. This one he
was working on now though was devoted solely for that purpose. It would be stronger, faster
and more powerful in every way then his other robots. "But before we send you out were going to
need some combat data." Warren adjusted the pigtail on his new robot. "Andrew get Ta paul out
of storage. I have a use for her."
"But I wanted to try having sex with her!I never had sex, even with a robot!" Andrew
whined
"I told you before. Ta paul is defective. She'd probably end up killing you if you tried.
This is the perfect assignment for her."
"But I want to have sex!"
"When we rule the world we can have as many wives as we want. Just be a little patient!"
"All right, all right!" Andrew began digging around in the back of the garage. The little
black pig they had found earlier squeeled angrily in the metal cage it was being kept in.
It was beyond Andrew why Kuno had been so interested in it. Aside from the fact that it was
abnormaly strong all tests indicated it was just a normal pig.
Nabiki thought over the details of the past few days. Something wasn't adding up.
Back in the shopping district Kuno had said Ranma was with Darth Maul. Yet after a bit of
questioning it became apparant he had never seen star wars. Of course it was entirely possible
that he had seen Darth Mauls face on a poster somewhere before and for some unknown reason
reused the image in his fantasy. This was completely plausible but the one thing bothering
her was that Sasuke had seen female Ranma visiting Kuno the other day. Sasuke wouldn't lie
about this, especially since he was so concerned about his masters condition. Why was Ranma
there? Ranma could act like a jerk at times but for the most part he seemed like a good
natured person. Nabiki prided herself as being an excellent judge of character. Ranma
had no reason to do this. Unless she had misjudged him afterall. Could it be some sort
of revenge plot to get even with Kuno for ruining all his weddings? No Ranma wouldn't
do something like that! Or would he? He was only human afterall.
At the Kuno mansion
"Master! What are you doing?" Sasuke said afraid to ask.
"I have learned that mercy no longer has a part to play in the path I have chosen. I must
not hold back even a little bit or the world shall be covered in darkness!" Kuno had gotten
out his katana and was blessing it with holy water.
"What do you mean Master?"
"Me thinks that it is time to turn the tables on the sorceror! He has what I want but
what of what he seeks?"
"What does he seek?" Sasuke asked afraid of what the answer would be.
"He seeks the one ring that will return his master to power. But I shall find it first.
And I shall cast it into the fiery mouth of mount doom. Sasuke, we are headed for dark times.
If I cannot find the one ring before he does this land will swarm with orcs, trolls and
demons. As a protector of this fair land I must keep that from happening at all costs!"
"Oh master...." tears began to come to Sasukes eyes again.
"Fear not Sasuke I will not allow it to pass. Fetch me a blow torch! I must go to find
the one ring that binds them all!"
"Yes master..." Sasuke reluctantly went to find Kuno a blow torch.
1 hour later
Kuno sat in the park with a large sack in front of him. He had just bought all the gold
rings from every jewelry store in town. One by one he blasted each with his blow torch. No elven
runes appeared on any of them. "Hmmmm it would seem that the ring has found a better hiding
place. Maybe someone has already put it on!" Suddenly Kuno's keen senses picked up someone
watching him. It didn't feel right though. All the great martial artists of Nerima could detect
people by sensing their ki. Even the demons Kuno had fought earlier could be detected in this
manner. But whoever was watching him was completely devoid of it. He could tell someone was
moving in the bushes but couldn't feel their ki. "What sorcery is this?"
Back in their van the trio watched the plot unfold. "Ta paul will transfer all the battle
data to the Ranma bot up until the point she is destroyed. When I activate him he'll know how
to fight Kuno all the better." Warren said with a smug look on his face. They watched as Kuno
turned to face his opponent.
Kuno looked at a dark figure garbed in a ninja outfit stepping from the bushes. "Who and
what are you fiend?"
"I am Ta paul of the two swords! An assassin sent by Ranma to take your head!" she said.
"When will that coward fight me like a man? Saotome!"
"Enough talk!" Ta paul flung five shirukens at Kuno who knocked all of them away with his
sword. Ta paul drew two katanas and began to attack Kuno with them. She was fast, Kuno was
having a hard time blocking her. Kuno always held back in a fight against a woman. Even now
he couldn't bring himself to go 100% against her. But he had too if he wanted to see Akane
and the pig tailed girl again! Kuno took one great slash breaking one of her swords but hesitated
at the last moment to avoid taking her head off. However the tip of his blade did manage to
remove her ninja mask. She was a dark elf! He couldn't hold back against her even if she was
a woman. To hold back in a fight with a dark elf would mean death and he would never see his
two loves again!
Kuno let loose a howl of fury and struck downward. Ta paul tried to block his stroke but
her blade was cut in half. Her entire body was bisected. Kuno breathing hard looked at his fallen
opponent. It was strange, he always imagined elfs, dark or not would have more human looking
innerds, but hers looked almost elecktronic. This was the first time he had seen a dead elf
though so who was he to make judgements about what elf innerds should look like.
"Looks like it's over." Warren pushed a red button. Some thermite incindiery devices inside
the robot activated. Both sides of it were reduced to two molten lumps of metal on the ground.
"Maybe it wasn't a dark elf. Could it have been a golem made to look like one?" Saotome
was getting trickier, trying to disguise the golem as a dark elf had given this opponent a
large psychological edge against him in battle. He couldn't make the same mistake again.
"Kuno what are you doing here? That katana!" Nabiki said seeing Kuno with the unsheathed
katana. Nabikis eyes wandered to see the bag of rings, the blow torch and two molten lumps of metal
on the ground. "You didn't just melt a fortunes worth of gold rings into two lumps of metal on the
ground? You didn't steal those rings?"
"What? Taatewaki Kuno would never resort to petty theivery! Those lumps of metal are what
remain of a golem sent to kill me which was cleverly diguised as a dark elf!"
"Oh Kuno!" Nabiki hugged him. Kuno had never seen her display this sort of affection
and was somewhat taken aback.
"What is it Nabiki Tendo? I have vanquished the villain. There is nothing more to worry
about. You may keep the rings if you wish. The one ring is not among them and I have no use for
such things."
"Thanks Kuno baby. But promise me not to do anything to rash in public again.
I can't stop you but I don't want you to get thrown in jail or an instutution."
"Why would I ever be put in such a place? I am afterall Nerimas most upstanding citizen!"
"I just want you to promise not to do anything rash."
"Tatewaki Kuno always thinks out his actions. Never fear, I shall not be rash! You there!
Let me see your ring!"
"Who the hell are you?" asked the man who Kuno was harrassing.
Nabiki took out one of Akanes old mallots and smacked him over the head. "I'm sorry about
him. He thinks someone took his ring." The man walked away muttering about lunatics.
Nabiki walked over to the two piles of molten metal. It was strange, the metal didn't look
like gold now that she took a closer look at it. Just what had happened here?
ep 4: Dual with a Ninja Vulcan
Notes: For those who don't know Ta paul is the vulcan girl on the new star trek series.
"Yes! This new robot will be my crowning achievement. It's the first one that I'm designing
purely for combat purposes." It was true, all the other robots he had made in the past, while
they did have some combat features were ultimately designed for other purposes. This one he
was working on now though was devoted solely for that purpose. It would be stronger, faster
and more powerful in every way then his other robots. "But before we send you out were going to
need some combat data." Warren adjusted the pigtail on his new robot. "Andrew get Ta paul out
of storage. I have a use for her."
"But I wanted to try having sex with her!I never had sex, even with a robot!" Andrew
whined
"I told you before. Ta paul is defective. She'd probably end up killing you if you tried.
This is the perfect assignment for her."
"But I want to have sex!"
"When we rule the world we can have as many wives as we want. Just be a little patient!"
"All right, all right!" Andrew began digging around in the back of the garage. The little
black pig they had found earlier squeeled angrily in the metal cage it was being kept in.
It was beyond Andrew why Kuno had been so interested in it. Aside from the fact that it was
abnormaly strong all tests indicated it was just a normal pig.
Nabiki thought over the details of the past few days. Something wasn't adding up.
Back in the shopping district Kuno had said Ranma was with Darth Maul. Yet after a bit of
questioning it became apparant he had never seen star wars. Of course it was entirely possible
that he had seen Darth Mauls face on a poster somewhere before and for some unknown reason
reused the image in his fantasy. This was completely plausible but the one thing bothering
her was that Sasuke had seen female Ranma visiting Kuno the other day. Sasuke wouldn't lie
about this, especially since he was so concerned about his masters condition. Why was Ranma
there? Ranma could act like a jerk at times but for the most part he seemed like a good
natured person. Nabiki prided herself as being an excellent judge of character. Ranma
had no reason to do this. Unless she had misjudged him afterall. Could it be some sort
of revenge plot to get even with Kuno for ruining all his weddings? No Ranma wouldn't
do something like that! Or would he? He was only human afterall.
At the Kuno mansion
"Master! What are you doing?" Sasuke said afraid to ask.
"I have learned that mercy no longer has a part to play in the path I have chosen. I must
not hold back even a little bit or the world shall be covered in darkness!" Kuno had gotten
out his katana and was blessing it with holy water.
"What do you mean Master?"
"Me thinks that it is time to turn the tables on the sorceror! He has what I want but
what of what he seeks?"
"What does he seek?" Sasuke asked afraid of what the answer would be.
"He seeks the one ring that will return his master to power. But I shall find it first.
And I shall cast it into the fiery mouth of mount doom. Sasuke, we are headed for dark times.
If I cannot find the one ring before he does this land will swarm with orcs, trolls and
demons. As a protector of this fair land I must keep that from happening at all costs!"
"Oh master...." tears began to come to Sasukes eyes again.
"Fear not Sasuke I will not allow it to pass. Fetch me a blow torch! I must go to find
the one ring that binds them all!"
"Yes master..." Sasuke reluctantly went to find Kuno a blow torch.
1 hour later
Kuno sat in the park with a large sack in front of him. He had just bought all the gold
rings from every jewelry store in town. One by one he blasted each with his blow torch. No elven
runes appeared on any of them. "Hmmmm it would seem that the ring has found a better hiding
place. Maybe someone has already put it on!" Suddenly Kuno's keen senses picked up someone
watching him. It didn't feel right though. All the great martial artists of Nerima could detect
people by sensing their ki. Even the demons Kuno had fought earlier could be detected in this
manner. But whoever was watching him was completely devoid of it. He could tell someone was
moving in the bushes but couldn't feel their ki. "What sorcery is this?"
Back in their van the trio watched the plot unfold. "Ta paul will transfer all the battle
data to the Ranma bot up until the point she is destroyed. When I activate him he'll know how
to fight Kuno all the better." Warren said with a smug look on his face. They watched as Kuno
turned to face his opponent.
Kuno looked at a dark figure garbed in a ninja outfit stepping from the bushes. "Who and
what are you fiend?"
"I am Ta paul of the two swords! An assassin sent by Ranma to take your head!" she said.
"When will that coward fight me like a man? Saotome!"
"Enough talk!" Ta paul flung five shirukens at Kuno who knocked all of them away with his
sword. Ta paul drew two katanas and began to attack Kuno with them. She was fast, Kuno was
having a hard time blocking her. Kuno always held back in a fight against a woman. Even now
he couldn't bring himself to go 100% against her. But he had too if he wanted to see Akane
and the pig tailed girl again! Kuno took one great slash breaking one of her swords but hesitated
at the last moment to avoid taking her head off. However the tip of his blade did manage to
remove her ninja mask. She was a dark elf! He couldn't hold back against her even if she was
a woman. To hold back in a fight with a dark elf would mean death and he would never see his
two loves again!
Kuno let loose a howl of fury and struck downward. Ta paul tried to block his stroke but
her blade was cut in half. Her entire body was bisected. Kuno breathing hard looked at his fallen
opponent. It was strange, he always imagined elfs, dark or not would have more human looking
innerds, but hers looked almost elecktronic. This was the first time he had seen a dead elf
though so who was he to make judgements about what elf innerds should look like.
"Looks like it's over." Warren pushed a red button. Some thermite incindiery devices inside
the robot activated. Both sides of it were reduced to two molten lumps of metal on the ground.
"Maybe it wasn't a dark elf. Could it have been a golem made to look like one?" Saotome
was getting trickier, trying to disguise the golem as a dark elf had given this opponent a
large psychological edge against him in battle. He couldn't make the same mistake again.
"Kuno what are you doing here? That katana!" Nabiki said seeing Kuno with the unsheathed
katana. Nabikis eyes wandered to see the bag of rings, the blow torch and two molten lumps of metal
on the ground. "You didn't just melt a fortunes worth of gold rings into two lumps of metal on the
ground? You didn't steal those rings?"
"What? Taatewaki Kuno would never resort to petty theivery! Those lumps of metal are what
remain of a golem sent to kill me which was cleverly diguised as a dark elf!"
"Oh Kuno!" Nabiki hugged him. Kuno had never seen her display this sort of affection
and was somewhat taken aback.
"What is it Nabiki Tendo? I have vanquished the villain. There is nothing more to worry
about. You may keep the rings if you wish. The one ring is not among them and I have no use for
such things."
"Thanks Kuno baby. But promise me not to do anything to rash in public again.
I can't stop you but I don't want you to get thrown in jail or an instutution."
"Why would I ever be put in such a place? I am afterall Nerimas most upstanding citizen!"
"I just want you to promise not to do anything rash."
"Tatewaki Kuno always thinks out his actions. Never fear, I shall not be rash! You there!
Let me see your ring!"
"Who the hell are you?" asked the man who Kuno was harrassing.
Nabiki took out one of Akanes old mallots and smacked him over the head. "I'm sorry about
him. He thinks someone took his ring." The man walked away muttering about lunatics.
Nabiki walked over to the two piles of molten metal. It was strange, the metal didn't look
like gold now that she took a closer look at it. Just what had happened here?