Kuno Vs the foul sorcerors
Ep 5: I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this.
It had been several weeks since Warrens Ta paul robot had transmitted the data of Kunos
fight to the Ranma bot. The little black piglet they had found earlier seemed to have no real
signifigance but it seemed to mean something to Kuno so there must be something special about it.
Today Johnathan was in charge of clean up duty for the pig. It was strange, usually the pig
would thrash and squirm as hard as it could whenever someone tried to hold it but when they
mentioned the word bath it was docile as ever.
"This is just weird. Jar Jar's never this calm when any of us tries to hold him."
Jar Jar was the name they had given the pig. "Yeah usually pigs don't like bath's"
said Warren. Johnathan tossed with pig in a tub of warm water and a man wearing the same
yellow bandana emerged!
"I'm free! I'm finnally free!" The man didn't even show any concern that he was naked
as he bolted out the door. some woman could be heard screaming shortly after.
"What the hell was that?" Warren and Johnathan both said at once.
"Did I miss something?" asked Andrew as he walked in the room.
"Yeah. Jar Jar just became human and ran out the door."
"No really. Did I miss anything. I thought I heard some noises."
"It's true! We both saw it." said Johnathan. "Wait you don't think that...Ranma?"
"Yeah. He was probably the one who turned that guy into the pig. Although why warm
water would be the triggering mechanism for the counter curse is beyond me. But this only
reafirms everything that Kuno said. Ranma is an evil dark sorceror unrivaled in power!" Warren
said turning pale white. "Apparantly Ranma is no longer in this area though. But I have a hunch
that it's only a matter of time before he returns. He'll see our group as competition to his
control of this area."
"Maybe we could like try to team up with him or something." suggested Andrew.
"I don't think so. Do you want to work with a guy who could turn you into a pig if
you look at him the wrong way? I bet he's like Rabi Rah in Demon city Shinjuku! I get goosebumps
just thinking of the sort of power that could consistantly beat a jedi wudan master!" said
Johnathan.
"This is why we need to escalate our plans sooner then I anticipated. We need to gain a
firm base of power before Ranma returns to reclaim his territory. Which is why I've used my
strategic genius to enitiate the Two towers project!"
"The Two towers project?" both Andrew and Johnathan asked.
"Yes. There are two high schools in the Nerima area each on the opposite side of town.
Each one has a clock tower on it, hence the name of the project.
These will be our two bases of power. Furinken high and St Baccahs school for girls! I will
rule over the territory of Furinken high under the code name of Sauron. Andrew, you and Johnathan
will rule over St Baccahs territory under the code names of Sarumon and worm toung!"
"Hey why do I have to be worm toung?"
"I'll go over the full details of the two towers project after we accomplish our next
mission. Because you see one man stands between us and greatness. Before we can initiate the Two
Towers project we must eliminate Tatewaki Kuno the Jedi Wudan master! Muahahaha! Laugh with me!"
Andrew started laughing idioticly. Johnathan laughed rather half heartedly. Warren really
intended to kill Kuno. He had looked over the new robot he was working on and it was a real
killing machine in every sense of the word.He had doubts about if even someone like Kuno could
beat it. When Johnathan had signed on with the trio he never really thought about what it meant
to be a villain. He just wanted to escape his boring life and live out his comic book fantasys.
But now the downside of being a villain was becoming painfully clear. You had to eliminate
any heros who got in your way or you would go to the big house. Johnathan didn't want to kill
anyone but he didn't want to go to the big house either. He had gotten himself in a real mess.
Things had quieted down alot since Kuno's climatic show down with the vulcan robot. But
Kuno was never one to lay idle when he felt evil was lurking nearby. Kuno slashed with all his
might in an attempt to duplicate the phoenix wave technique which he had used for the first time
on the day the pig tailed girl was stolen from him a second time. But he could never get the
desired effect. What was missing?
Sasuke was talking with Nabiki on the phone. "Ranma says that he was nowhere in the area.
He said he was out getting dinner because Akane was making her infamous "Akane surprise" for him."
"I saw him myself!"
"You sound sincere but someone here is lying. I know for a fact that both of you have
motives to try to do something like this to Kuno, although to be honest I didn't think either of
you had it in you."
"Ms Tendo! What are you playing at? I'd never try to drive my master crazy!"
"According to my records you aren't paid very much are you?"
"What does that have to do with this?"
"Oh really. We'll just have to wait and see. It is true you have a second witness, Kuno
baby. But Kuno also said he saw Ranma on a flying dragon with darth maul that same day. So I won't
point any fingers at anyone until I find more evidence. In any case I've got to go. Be sure to
keep that in mind Sasuke."
Sasuke hung up the phone. He would never do something like that. But he knew Nabiki was
right about one thing. Something strange was going on.
Back at the trio hide out
"Ok! Time for our first test run!" They had welded togather a bunch of metal sheets and
pipes cornering off part of the car garage. Something was moving around inside it. Hesitantly
Andrew removed the metal bar on the door and a demon simialer to the second one Kuno fought came
out. Andrew backed out through the back door. The demon started to turn when a voice said "I'm
your opponent." before it stood what appeared to be a pig tailed boy wearing a black trench
coat and sunglasses. The demon roared and charged at him. He moved his head to the side and
the demons huge fist missed his face. He caught its fore arm with one hand and raised his other
arm. Three long metal blades came out of his knuckles. He brought them down chopping the
demons arm off. The demon howled in pain.
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this!" the pig tailed boy raised both hands and several
lightning bolts arched between them. He grabbed the demons head with both hands elecktrocuting
it. The demons body fell over smoldering and dead.
"Wow! That was great Ranma!I'm so proud! I bet your strong enough to take on robo
cop!" Warren said enthusiaticaly.
"My name is Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
"Umm I think maybe there's a glitch in his speech program." suggested Andrew.
"My name is Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this." Warren slapped the back of his head.
"Oh. That's better. Thank you master."
"Don't metnion it. Tomarows your big day after all. I can't have you forgetting all those
wonderfully dramatic lines I made you memorize!"
"Dodge this!It's always a pleasure to meet a jedi. Lets lock and load!"
"Great! But save it for tomarow."
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
"Arrrgggh!No! I didn't even program you to say that! Why are you saying that?!?"
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
Kuno was out making his usual rounds. Things had been quiet, too quiet. Something was
bound to happen soon. He had to find the ring before he was too late. Kuno been scouring the
park with a metal detector all day. So far he found 50 yen and some old cans. "Pssst! over here!"
Kuno turned to see someone who looked exactly like Sailor Moon! This was one of the
few animes Kuno had seen. In fact it was part of the reason he would always say those cheezy
speeches everytime he was about to fight. "Sailor Moon! What are you doing here?"
"I came to warn you. If you stay in this town you will die. If you leave before tomarow
you can survive. But if you stay here Ranma will kill you for sure. Your strong but he's gotten
much more powerful! Your no match for him now. Leave this fight to the sailor senshi!"
"Ahh but I cannot leave!It is my destiny to fight on! Even if I must fight the armys of
hell itself I shall never stop!Sailor Moon, if I did not already have two loves perhaps we could
be together, but we must be content to be allies of justice! For I could never forsake the
pig tailed goddess and Akane Tendo by falling for another while they are with him! Good bye
Sailor Moon! Even if I am killed I'll never forget you and the moments we shared!" With tears
in his eyes Kuno jumped from tree to tree leaving a very confused Johnathan disguised as Sailor
Moon.
"He acted like he knew Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon couldn't actually be real could she?"
Johnathan wondered to himself. He had done what he could, but Kuno was much to stubborn to ever
forsake the ones he loved. It was at that moment Kuno became a true hero in the eyes of Johnathan.
He decided to secretly help Kuno to survive what was coming.
When Kuno got home he called Nabiki on the phone. "Kuno baby! What is it?"
"I just wanted to let you know. Sailor Moon has informed me that the sorceror Saotome
will be coming to kill me the next day."
"What? Sailor Moon!?"
"I just wanted to let you know that some of what you said about
me was true. I thought myself invincible but was bested in combat numerous times by his sorcery.
Now that he is even stronger and is intending to fight to kill I'm not sure if I will be coming
back this time. Nabiki Tendo I truly appreciated your freindship. Promise me that you will do
what you can to try to rescue Akane and my pig tailed goddess if I don't make it back."
"Kuno I...." Nabiki didn't know what to say. She had never heard Kuno sounding humble
enough to admit some of his faults but at the same time she had never seen him as deluded
as to think sailor Moon was real. Suddenly the phone went dead.
"Nabiki!?!"
"Ahhhh....If it isn't the jedi wudan master." said a distorted voice on the other end of
the phone.
"Saotome! What have you done with Nabiki Tendo you fiend?"
"Calm down. Your friend is all right for the time being. You will meet me in front of
the Furinken high clock tower tomarow. If you don't I can't garrauntee the safety of your pig
tailed goddess. Of course you would have come anyway. You jedi always do after all.
Muhahahahaha!"
"You! You fiend! How dare you be so dishonerable as to threaten the pigtailed girl! I
Tatewaki Kuno shall send you to hell personally spawn of evil!" Kuno shouted into the phone. The
voice on the other end was gone.
"Kuno what happened? The phone went dead for a moment."
"Farewell Nabiki Tendo! I must seek my destiny!" Kuno didn't bother putting it back
on the hook. He just dropped it and ran out to get his katana and prepare for the next day.
"Hello? kuno?"
Ep 5: I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this.
It had been several weeks since Warrens Ta paul robot had transmitted the data of Kunos
fight to the Ranma bot. The little black piglet they had found earlier seemed to have no real
signifigance but it seemed to mean something to Kuno so there must be something special about it.
Today Johnathan was in charge of clean up duty for the pig. It was strange, usually the pig
would thrash and squirm as hard as it could whenever someone tried to hold it but when they
mentioned the word bath it was docile as ever.
"This is just weird. Jar Jar's never this calm when any of us tries to hold him."
Jar Jar was the name they had given the pig. "Yeah usually pigs don't like bath's"
said Warren. Johnathan tossed with pig in a tub of warm water and a man wearing the same
yellow bandana emerged!
"I'm free! I'm finnally free!" The man didn't even show any concern that he was naked
as he bolted out the door. some woman could be heard screaming shortly after.
"What the hell was that?" Warren and Johnathan both said at once.
"Did I miss something?" asked Andrew as he walked in the room.
"Yeah. Jar Jar just became human and ran out the door."
"No really. Did I miss anything. I thought I heard some noises."
"It's true! We both saw it." said Johnathan. "Wait you don't think that...Ranma?"
"Yeah. He was probably the one who turned that guy into the pig. Although why warm
water would be the triggering mechanism for the counter curse is beyond me. But this only
reafirms everything that Kuno said. Ranma is an evil dark sorceror unrivaled in power!" Warren
said turning pale white. "Apparantly Ranma is no longer in this area though. But I have a hunch
that it's only a matter of time before he returns. He'll see our group as competition to his
control of this area."
"Maybe we could like try to team up with him or something." suggested Andrew.
"I don't think so. Do you want to work with a guy who could turn you into a pig if
you look at him the wrong way? I bet he's like Rabi Rah in Demon city Shinjuku! I get goosebumps
just thinking of the sort of power that could consistantly beat a jedi wudan master!" said
Johnathan.
"This is why we need to escalate our plans sooner then I anticipated. We need to gain a
firm base of power before Ranma returns to reclaim his territory. Which is why I've used my
strategic genius to enitiate the Two towers project!"
"The Two towers project?" both Andrew and Johnathan asked.
"Yes. There are two high schools in the Nerima area each on the opposite side of town.
Each one has a clock tower on it, hence the name of the project.
These will be our two bases of power. Furinken high and St Baccahs school for girls! I will
rule over the territory of Furinken high under the code name of Sauron. Andrew, you and Johnathan
will rule over St Baccahs territory under the code names of Sarumon and worm toung!"
"Hey why do I have to be worm toung?"
"I'll go over the full details of the two towers project after we accomplish our next
mission. Because you see one man stands between us and greatness. Before we can initiate the Two
Towers project we must eliminate Tatewaki Kuno the Jedi Wudan master! Muahahaha! Laugh with me!"
Andrew started laughing idioticly. Johnathan laughed rather half heartedly. Warren really
intended to kill Kuno. He had looked over the new robot he was working on and it was a real
killing machine in every sense of the word.He had doubts about if even someone like Kuno could
beat it. When Johnathan had signed on with the trio he never really thought about what it meant
to be a villain. He just wanted to escape his boring life and live out his comic book fantasys.
But now the downside of being a villain was becoming painfully clear. You had to eliminate
any heros who got in your way or you would go to the big house. Johnathan didn't want to kill
anyone but he didn't want to go to the big house either. He had gotten himself in a real mess.
Things had quieted down alot since Kuno's climatic show down with the vulcan robot. But
Kuno was never one to lay idle when he felt evil was lurking nearby. Kuno slashed with all his
might in an attempt to duplicate the phoenix wave technique which he had used for the first time
on the day the pig tailed girl was stolen from him a second time. But he could never get the
desired effect. What was missing?
Sasuke was talking with Nabiki on the phone. "Ranma says that he was nowhere in the area.
He said he was out getting dinner because Akane was making her infamous "Akane surprise" for him."
"I saw him myself!"
"You sound sincere but someone here is lying. I know for a fact that both of you have
motives to try to do something like this to Kuno, although to be honest I didn't think either of
you had it in you."
"Ms Tendo! What are you playing at? I'd never try to drive my master crazy!"
"According to my records you aren't paid very much are you?"
"What does that have to do with this?"
"Oh really. We'll just have to wait and see. It is true you have a second witness, Kuno
baby. But Kuno also said he saw Ranma on a flying dragon with darth maul that same day. So I won't
point any fingers at anyone until I find more evidence. In any case I've got to go. Be sure to
keep that in mind Sasuke."
Sasuke hung up the phone. He would never do something like that. But he knew Nabiki was
right about one thing. Something strange was going on.
Back at the trio hide out
"Ok! Time for our first test run!" They had welded togather a bunch of metal sheets and
pipes cornering off part of the car garage. Something was moving around inside it. Hesitantly
Andrew removed the metal bar on the door and a demon simialer to the second one Kuno fought came
out. Andrew backed out through the back door. The demon started to turn when a voice said "I'm
your opponent." before it stood what appeared to be a pig tailed boy wearing a black trench
coat and sunglasses. The demon roared and charged at him. He moved his head to the side and
the demons huge fist missed his face. He caught its fore arm with one hand and raised his other
arm. Three long metal blades came out of his knuckles. He brought them down chopping the
demons arm off. The demon howled in pain.
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this!" the pig tailed boy raised both hands and several
lightning bolts arched between them. He grabbed the demons head with both hands elecktrocuting
it. The demons body fell over smoldering and dead.
"Wow! That was great Ranma!I'm so proud! I bet your strong enough to take on robo
cop!" Warren said enthusiaticaly.
"My name is Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
"Umm I think maybe there's a glitch in his speech program." suggested Andrew.
"My name is Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this." Warren slapped the back of his head.
"Oh. That's better. Thank you master."
"Don't metnion it. Tomarows your big day after all. I can't have you forgetting all those
wonderfully dramatic lines I made you memorize!"
"Dodge this!It's always a pleasure to meet a jedi. Lets lock and load!"
"Great! But save it for tomarow."
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
"Arrrgggh!No! I didn't even program you to say that! Why are you saying that?!?"
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
Kuno was out making his usual rounds. Things had been quiet, too quiet. Something was
bound to happen soon. He had to find the ring before he was too late. Kuno been scouring the
park with a metal detector all day. So far he found 50 yen and some old cans. "Pssst! over here!"
Kuno turned to see someone who looked exactly like Sailor Moon! This was one of the
few animes Kuno had seen. In fact it was part of the reason he would always say those cheezy
speeches everytime he was about to fight. "Sailor Moon! What are you doing here?"
"I came to warn you. If you stay in this town you will die. If you leave before tomarow
you can survive. But if you stay here Ranma will kill you for sure. Your strong but he's gotten
much more powerful! Your no match for him now. Leave this fight to the sailor senshi!"
"Ahh but I cannot leave!It is my destiny to fight on! Even if I must fight the armys of
hell itself I shall never stop!Sailor Moon, if I did not already have two loves perhaps we could
be together, but we must be content to be allies of justice! For I could never forsake the
pig tailed goddess and Akane Tendo by falling for another while they are with him! Good bye
Sailor Moon! Even if I am killed I'll never forget you and the moments we shared!" With tears
in his eyes Kuno jumped from tree to tree leaving a very confused Johnathan disguised as Sailor
Moon.
"He acted like he knew Sailor Moon. Sailor Moon couldn't actually be real could she?"
Johnathan wondered to himself. He had done what he could, but Kuno was much to stubborn to ever
forsake the ones he loved. It was at that moment Kuno became a true hero in the eyes of Johnathan.
He decided to secretly help Kuno to survive what was coming.
When Kuno got home he called Nabiki on the phone. "Kuno baby! What is it?"
"I just wanted to let you know. Sailor Moon has informed me that the sorceror Saotome
will be coming to kill me the next day."
"What? Sailor Moon!?"
"I just wanted to let you know that some of what you said about
me was true. I thought myself invincible but was bested in combat numerous times by his sorcery.
Now that he is even stronger and is intending to fight to kill I'm not sure if I will be coming
back this time. Nabiki Tendo I truly appreciated your freindship. Promise me that you will do
what you can to try to rescue Akane and my pig tailed goddess if I don't make it back."
"Kuno I...." Nabiki didn't know what to say. She had never heard Kuno sounding humble
enough to admit some of his faults but at the same time she had never seen him as deluded
as to think sailor Moon was real. Suddenly the phone went dead.
"Nabiki!?!"
"Ahhhh....If it isn't the jedi wudan master." said a distorted voice on the other end of
the phone.
"Saotome! What have you done with Nabiki Tendo you fiend?"
"Calm down. Your friend is all right for the time being. You will meet me in front of
the Furinken high clock tower tomarow. If you don't I can't garrauntee the safety of your pig
tailed goddess. Of course you would have come anyway. You jedi always do after all.
Muhahahahaha!"
"You! You fiend! How dare you be so dishonerable as to threaten the pigtailed girl! I
Tatewaki Kuno shall send you to hell personally spawn of evil!" Kuno shouted into the phone. The
voice on the other end was gone.
"Kuno what happened? The phone went dead for a moment."
"Farewell Nabiki Tendo! I must seek my destiny!" Kuno didn't bother putting it back
on the hook. He just dropped it and ran out to get his katana and prepare for the next day.
"Hello? kuno?"