Resident Evil: Weskers Return
Chapter Five: Return
Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil. Other people own it.
A/N: Remember paragraphs with quotation marks are wesker thinking.
Authors note: I'm sorry for the very long delay. Please forgive me.
Wesker (Mumbles to self) That god-damned, motherfucking, lowdown...
Trent (over radio) Get your ass in here Albert.
Wesker (To self) Bitch. On the way in, Wesker decides to try out his new found speed. On the way in, he knocks down the entrance door, plows two cops into the wall, trips over a loose candy wrapper, and does a perfect swan dive through the S.T.A.R.S. office door, luckily Chris breaks his fall.
Wesker Why Chris, I didn't think you cared. *Click* Wesker looks up and stares straight up the barrel of Barry's Magnum.
Barry Hello captain, nice to see you.
Wesker Barry, how nice to see you. All of the sudden Wesker leaps up, grabs the gun, and procedes to bend it into the shape of a bunny. Then he lifts barry by his collar and shows him the proper way to commit police brutality.
Trent Albert! Put him down.
Chris (laughing his ass off) He called you Albert. Wesker than throws Barry into Chris.
Trent Guys, let's cut this out. We have a really big problem that we need to adress right away.
Jill What's going on.
Trent In Hollywood, California there is a umbrella base about to come on- line. The reason that Wesker is here, is because we have enhanced him. He will be of great assistance to you. Remeber, he is still captain of the S.T.A.R.S. Wesker just smiles.
Trent Umbrella also has no knowlege of him, whatsoever.
Chris So, whose side is he on now?
Trent Mine. I saved his sorry ass. He owes me. I told him that as payment, he has to help the S.T.A.R.S. with all missions against umbrella. He also must protect you against them as well.
Barry So he can't kill us, and we can't kill him?
Trent Correct. Now, I have an important business meeting to attend. Good day, gentlemen and ladies.
Authors Note: At this point it may look like I am copying my brothers story. (Liquid is his screen name) However check the published dates, mine was first.
Chapter Five: Return
Disclaimer: I don't own Resident Evil. Other people own it.
A/N: Remember paragraphs with quotation marks are wesker thinking.
Authors note: I'm sorry for the very long delay. Please forgive me.
Wesker (Mumbles to self) That god-damned, motherfucking, lowdown...
Trent (over radio) Get your ass in here Albert.
Wesker (To self) Bitch. On the way in, Wesker decides to try out his new found speed. On the way in, he knocks down the entrance door, plows two cops into the wall, trips over a loose candy wrapper, and does a perfect swan dive through the S.T.A.R.S. office door, luckily Chris breaks his fall.
Wesker Why Chris, I didn't think you cared. *Click* Wesker looks up and stares straight up the barrel of Barry's Magnum.
Barry Hello captain, nice to see you.
Wesker Barry, how nice to see you. All of the sudden Wesker leaps up, grabs the gun, and procedes to bend it into the shape of a bunny. Then he lifts barry by his collar and shows him the proper way to commit police brutality.
Trent Albert! Put him down.
Chris (laughing his ass off) He called you Albert. Wesker than throws Barry into Chris.
Trent Guys, let's cut this out. We have a really big problem that we need to adress right away.
Jill What's going on.
Trent In Hollywood, California there is a umbrella base about to come on- line. The reason that Wesker is here, is because we have enhanced him. He will be of great assistance to you. Remeber, he is still captain of the S.T.A.R.S. Wesker just smiles.
Trent Umbrella also has no knowlege of him, whatsoever.
Chris So, whose side is he on now?
Trent Mine. I saved his sorry ass. He owes me. I told him that as payment, he has to help the S.T.A.R.S. with all missions against umbrella. He also must protect you against them as well.
Barry So he can't kill us, and we can't kill him?
Trent Correct. Now, I have an important business meeting to attend. Good day, gentlemen and ladies.
Authors Note: At this point it may look like I am copying my brothers story. (Liquid is his screen name) However check the published dates, mine was first.