Kuno vs the foul sorcerors
ep 7: Running from the man!
Notes: Now that I think of it, I made Warren a much better strategist then he was on the TV
show. Oh well! And Haruhara Haruko is copyright to Gainax. She's a character from FLCL.
The ambulance arrived shortly after Nabikis call to take Kuno to the hospital. Nabiki had
surveyed the area. There had definantly been a fight here. There was burnt grass and bushes too.
This wasn't an ordinary martial arts fight. The ki attacks Ranma and Ryoga used never burn't
anything. All they would do is break things really. The only person who ever used fire based
attacks Nabiki had heard of was Saffron. But Saffron couldn't be more then a few years old right
now since he had been reborn. But if it wasn't a martial arts attack ,what was it? It was nearly
as unlikely as Saffron returning to have someone waltz into the middle of the school grounds
with a flame thrower. And then there was that smashed piano. Why a piano would even be in such
a place was a mystery in of it's own. The only thing Nabiki could do was try to find witnesses.
As if to answer Nabikis need someone said "Ummmm" Nabiki turned to see Hiroshi. "I saw what
happened here.". Hiroshi had just been returning to the high school so he could get his records
for his college when he had saw what happened.
"What happened here Hiroshi?"
"It was Ranma." said the pale faced Hiroshi. "I didn't see the whole fight. Because some of
his fire caught on my pants when he was trying to blast Kuno. But I did see some of it. I've never
seen Ranma looking so terrifying! I even wet my pants when he looked at me!"
Nabiki made a slightly disgusted look as she saw the large wet spot on his crotch. "Oh my..."
"We were always freinds. I thought I knew him. I even found out about his curse. But I never
knew he could breath fire!"
"What? Ranma breathed fire?!?"
"Yes! He was fighting Kuno and tried to blast him. He also shot lightning bolts out of his
hands!What your really not going to believe is that he didn't deny any of Kunos accusations
like he usually did. For some reason he was dressed like that guy in the matrix too."
"This isn't right..." for once Nabiki felt unsure about what she had believed was true.
It couldn't be! This was impossible! Could Ranma the somewhat rude but good natured martial
artist really be a dark sorceror? If so could he really be good enough to fool even her all
these years? And the one person who seemed to be the stupidest person on the planet had found
him out instead of her, Nabiki Tendo, the person with the highest I.Q in all of Nerima.
"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Nabiki screamed into Hiroshis face.
The already jumpy Hiroshi tripped over his own feet and the spot on his pants grew
slightly larger. "Please don't be so scary! I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week
as it is!" Hiroshi ran off.
Nabiki could have chalked all this up to mass hysteria but there was no way around the
ever growing pile of physical evidence. There was more then just a maple wood bokken to this
now. Even though she knew what Kuno would say she thought she should ask him herself before
she confronted Ranma about this.
Back at the nerds hide out
"Why don't we just send Ranma bot out to kill him. It should be easy with him in the
hospital." whined Andrew.
"Ranma bot has more important things to do. I didn't program him with the knowledge to
mass produce himself for nothing. This way I won't have to build more robots and I can focus
my attention on more important things like what we stole from that base. I think your freind
should be more then capable of handeling Kuno in his condition."
"But he smells funny and always looks at me like I'm good to eat."
"What do you expect? He's a demon afterall! But Ranma bot has more important things to do!
Or have you forgotten that not only do we have a very powerful dark sorceror to worry about
but the sailor Senshi as well?"
"Oh all right. But I still think he smells funny!" Andrew whined.
Johnathan was silently playing with some Dragon ball Z action figures. He never did find
out just what was in that box that Warren had them steal from the base. Warren didn't want to
tell either of them but whatever was in that box,it was the size of a large man. And he could
remember all to well that it was also as heavy as one.
the next day
So far it had been a boring day at the Ranma household. Awhile back Akane had accused him
of running off to play games with Kuno. Ranma had no idea what that was about. Like he would
ever want to go back to Nerima just to play with one of the people he most wanted to avoid.
Ranma was watching the fugitive right now. Ranma was grateful that for all the things that had
happened to him, he had never been a wanted man. Ranma flicked off the TV. Ranma felt it was
about time he practiced some of his techniques. After all if he didn't shoot off a moko
takabisha now and then he could get rusty.Ranma placed a large boulder in the middle of his
back yard and began to focus his ki.
Akane heard the door bell ring and answered to find two police officers. "We are here
with a warrant for the arrest of Ranma Saotome. If you will take us to him please."
"R-Ranma!?! Why?"
"Attempted Murder."
"What? Ranma couldn't have!" the two police officers brushed passed her. Japanese police
officers didn't carry guns unless it was a special situation. These two had guns.
The two officers opened the back door just as Ranma fired the Moko Takabisha shattering
the boulder into pebbles. Ranma turned to look at the police officers. "Yo officers! what's up?"
he said oblivious.
"P-p-p-put your hands on the ground and face down"!" the two officers were shaking in
their boots.
"What's this all about? I didn't do anything." Ranma began to walk towards them.
"Stop or I'll shoot!"
"Whoah there! All right! Just put the gun down!" they just stood looking at
each other when suddenly the wall exploded.
Ryoga walked in and said "Is this the Unryu pig farm?" this surprise had been too much
and the two officers fired wildly in Ryogas direction.
"Ryoga run!" Ranma grabbed Ryoga as he barely dodged the gun fire and they both jumped
over the wall.
"Ranma! What have you got me into this time?"
"I don't know! I think I've been framed or something!"
The two officers ran through the hole made by Ryoga. One of them pulled out a walkie
talkie. "We need back up! Send everything you've got! Ranma Saotome is escaping with an
accomplice!"
Akane surveyed the distruction done to their yard. Sure Ranma had been acting strange with
Kuno but there's no way this could be true! "Ranma, what have you gotten into?"
Awhile later both Ranma and Ryoga were hiding under a bridge. "Curse you Ranma! Just when
I was thinking that some of my problems might not be your fault, you make me a wanted man!
RANMA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"Shhhh! Ryoga!"
"Hey I heard someone shouting over this way!" there was a splash. The officers saw a
pig tailed girl playing with a black pig in the water.
"Have you seen anyone suspicious go by here?" asked one of the cops.
"No! I was just taking a swim with my pet pig! Cleanliness is the best thing right?"
"You do realise that this river is connected with the waste treatment plant."
"Oh... I guess thats why it smells...." The police went on their way.
A man in a dark trench coat was meeting with the cheif of the local police department.
"This man is our target. His name is Ranma Saotome. We have yet to discover the name of his
accomplice but have a good sketch of him from the officers discriptions. It's only a matter
of time before we track him down. But in the mean time I'll have my men search every hen house
out house and dog house until we find him."
"You sure about out houses though? I mean, what if you walk in on someone using it?"
Nabiki had found Ukyo and they were both going to see Kuno to find out what had happened.
It had been a day since his fight and the doctors were allowing visitors now. The room was dark
since it was the evening but they could make out the form of something standing over Kuno's bed.
It looked at them, it's huge eyes shown in the dark. There was no mistaking that whatever it
was wasn't human! It drew back and they could make out a long spine on the creatures fore arm.
Ukyo flung several spatula shirukens at the creature. All of them hit the target. The creature
shreiked and dove out the window. "What the hell was that thing?"
"How should I know?" Nabiki turned on the light and checked Kuno. There was a puncture
wound on his arm but there was some weird slimy stuff on the wound that seemed to help seal it.
That thing had injected something into him.
"He's still alive but that thing did something to him. We need to find Ranma and ask him
what's going on."
"I can't believe that Ran chan could be the one behind this."
"I find it hard to believe too. But there were witnesses. You stay here and make sure
that thing doesn't come back. I'm going home to check on some things."
When Nabiki got back she walked in to find Soun in tears. He wailed "Oh the humanity!"
He threw his arms around Nabiki. "Dad! Stop! Can't breath!"
After Nabiki pried her dad off she saw Genma sitting with a stern look on his face.
Happosai sat in the corner smoking his pipe while Nodoka oddly looked rather cheerful. "My son
is living the life of a dangerous outlaw! How manly of him!"
"Mr. Saotome. What's going on here?"
"We've just been informed that Ranma has escaped the police and is on the run. They seem
to think he tried to kill that boy with the bokken he was always fighting."
"Well this is quite a mess isn't it." Happosai said smoking his pipe. "If this keeps up
our schools may never be united. A master's got to do what a master's got to do." Happosai
picked up the bag he usually used for his raids and bounced out the window shouting "I'm
coming Ranma chan!"
"If the master is getting involved this could truly become serious. Saotome!"
"Indeed." They both sat looking serious for a moment.
"I think now would be a good time to take a trip to China!"
"Right!" Nabiki smacked them both with Akanes mallot.
Back at the hospital
"Mmmm... pig tailed girl!" Ukyo looked over at Kuno. He was dreaming about something.
The alarm sounded and Kuno woke up with a start. "The sorceror! I must stop his madness!"
"Another nightmare honey?" Kuno turned to see the pig tailed girl.
"Pig tailed girl!" Kuno wasn't in the hospital. He was in his bed back at his mansion and
the pig tailed girl was there with him. And she was wearing a rather racy black night gown. At
first Kuno was dissoriented but then all of this seemed normal. Kuno could smell something good
in the kitchen.
"Good morning honey! I made you my specialty, Akane surprise!" She held a plate that had
a little black pig on it with an apple in its mouth. It was sitting on top of a large scrambled
egg.
"Your cooking is as wondrous as thy beauty!" Kuno quickly ate his Akane Surprise and
headed off to work.
He arrived at the shooting of his new movie "Samurai lone journey five"
His opponent who was being played by Mousse said "I shall defeat you Blade of the nine
moons! Hahahaha! My swordsmanship is surpurior!" They fought until Kuno impaled Mousse.
"Cut! That was perfectly done Kuno baby! Mousse, you might want to clean that up. Your
intestines are getting on the set." said Nabiki who was dressed like a director.
"I'm sorry! I'll bring a bag for them next time!" Said Mousse as he scooped up his innerds
Suddenly warning sirens blared all over the city! There was another attack! "I am sorry
Nabiki Tendo! The rest of the shooting must wait! I must vanquish those who would dare to
threaten this fare city!" There was a spotlite on the clouds with a symbol
which was supposed to be a bokken but looked more like a phalic symbol.
"Ok but make it snappy! We still have five more scenes to shoot today!" Kuno flew up
into the sky. As he flew the theme song for Gekiganger was playing in the back ground. kunos
clothes got all glowy and vanished like with sailor moon and a new superhero outfit formed in
their place. Kuno wore something that looked like a cross between batmans costume and something
a sentai hero would wear. He had a black billowing cape and a rediculous power ranger style
helmet. On his chest was the same phalic symbol the spot light had shown in the sky. kuno looked
below, thousands of orcs were rampaging across Nerima. Leading them was a giant dinosaur that
had Ranmas face. It fired a beam out of its mouth obliterating a battalion of tanks.
"Saotome! You dare to show your cowardly face here again!" Kuno pointed his bokken at
the dinosaur.
"Oh no! It's the Blue thunder avenger!" all the orcs shreiked in fear. Kuno slashed and
a huge energy wave shot from his bokken anihhilating them.
"Blue thunder! I shall destroy you and steal away your loves! Then I shall rule the world
with an iron skillet!" To prove his point dinosaur Ranma pulled out a giant iron skillet and
flung it at Kuno. Kuno sliced it in half with ease.
"Ha! Your attacks are childs play for me to defeat!"
"Oh no! Your power is to powerful for me! I am mortified at your feet!"
"Use proper grammar you simpleton!" Kuno shouted as he decaptitated Ranma dinosaur with
one blow! Kuno landed dramaticaly as the huge dino Ranma head landed with a tremendous thud
behind him. A huge crowd of people cheered for him. "Ahh my adoring public!" after signing
autographs of hundreds of girls he went over to the local Ramen place to get a bite to eat after
a hard days work.
Kuno sat down to eat when he heard someone say "Jeeze! Is this all your fantasys amount
to?"
Kuno turned to see a pink haired girl in a red bunny girl outfit. "Ahh! Another lovely
flower! My name is-"
"It's Tatewaki Kuno! Like I don't know! It's written all over your fantasy world,
literally! But to me your just Taro kun."
"T-Taro kun? How dare you use such a common name to describe me!" She looked at him with
those piercing yellow eyes and grinned. "Taro kun is upset!"
Kuno thrust at her with his bokken but got nothing but air. She tapped him on the shoulder
"You've got about a million years before you can beat me you stupid little monkey." She
slammed a bass guitar down on Kunos head. She hung him up side down and began shaking.
Hundreds of little plushie versions of the pig tailed girl and Akane fell out of his head. Then
some bokkens and lastly a big poster of Ranma with a mustache and glasses drawn on it.
"Just as I thought. Nothing but junk." She picked up all the stuff that fell out of his head
and tossed it in the waste bin.
"No! Those are my most precious possessions!" She lit a match and tossed it. They all
burst into flame.
"Your going to have to let them go if you want to leave this place."
"Who are you?"
"Haruhara Haruko. I was wandering around the astral plane looking for someone I know
when I ran into your dumb fantasy world."
"Infernal woman! What are you babbeling about?" She hit him over the head with her guitar
again and all the memorys of Kunos old life came back to him.
"It's no concern of mine. Find your way out on your own."
"Wait! The sorceror...no .... my father! He must be the one who put me here! While I lay
idle no doubt he is planning to conquer the world!"
"Not my problem." Haruko began to walk out to a yellow vespa scooter in the lot.
"If you help me I will help you find what you seek!"
"You will?" her face seemed to light up at the proposition.
" Sounds good Taro kun. He is heading for your world after all! Ok, I can
break the barrier with my own power. But I'll be coming for you later." Haruko said looking
at him with her piercing yellow eyes. There was something very wrong about this person.
She began to wave her guitar around and began chanting "Furi Kuri, Furi Kara, Furi Kuri, Furi
kara!" something that looked like fairy dust was coming out of the guitar.
Kuno sat up with a start. "Where am I?"
"Your in the hospital." said a doctor. "You were out for nearly a week. We were afraid
you might have had a coma but it looks like you managed to get out of it fine."
"It was that long?"
Ukyo came out from behind the doctor. "Yeah. Kuno weve got some things to ask you."
meanwhile
Warren, Andrew and Johnathan walked through one of the tunnels made by Andrews mole demons.
Lesser demons were going two and throw enforcing the walls. They were under Furinken high.
"Everything is going according to schedual" Warren said in a failed attempt to sound like
Gendo. "Now all we need is to install the pacificity devices in the proper places. To make
sure no one in the school tries to interfere."
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
"That robot creeps me out. He reminds me of those killer androids in screamers" said
Andrew looking warrily at the Ranma bot.
"What are you planning to do to these schools?" asked Johnathan.
"You'll see. Lets just say its to trap an alternate power source for what we stole at
the base."
Suddenly Ranma bot said "There has been a change in status. It would appear that he managed
to fight off the dream demon venom."
"What? It's still too soon! Andrew! You said he wasn't supposed to be able to do that!"
"Well most people can't. But he is a Jedi wudan master so I guess..."
"This is a crucial point in our plan. I can't have interference! What's the status on
the second Ranma bot?"
"80% complete. I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
ep 7: Running from the man!
Notes: Now that I think of it, I made Warren a much better strategist then he was on the TV
show. Oh well! And Haruhara Haruko is copyright to Gainax. She's a character from FLCL.
The ambulance arrived shortly after Nabikis call to take Kuno to the hospital. Nabiki had
surveyed the area. There had definantly been a fight here. There was burnt grass and bushes too.
This wasn't an ordinary martial arts fight. The ki attacks Ranma and Ryoga used never burn't
anything. All they would do is break things really. The only person who ever used fire based
attacks Nabiki had heard of was Saffron. But Saffron couldn't be more then a few years old right
now since he had been reborn. But if it wasn't a martial arts attack ,what was it? It was nearly
as unlikely as Saffron returning to have someone waltz into the middle of the school grounds
with a flame thrower. And then there was that smashed piano. Why a piano would even be in such
a place was a mystery in of it's own. The only thing Nabiki could do was try to find witnesses.
As if to answer Nabikis need someone said "Ummmm" Nabiki turned to see Hiroshi. "I saw what
happened here.". Hiroshi had just been returning to the high school so he could get his records
for his college when he had saw what happened.
"What happened here Hiroshi?"
"It was Ranma." said the pale faced Hiroshi. "I didn't see the whole fight. Because some of
his fire caught on my pants when he was trying to blast Kuno. But I did see some of it. I've never
seen Ranma looking so terrifying! I even wet my pants when he looked at me!"
Nabiki made a slightly disgusted look as she saw the large wet spot on his crotch. "Oh my..."
"We were always freinds. I thought I knew him. I even found out about his curse. But I never
knew he could breath fire!"
"What? Ranma breathed fire?!?"
"Yes! He was fighting Kuno and tried to blast him. He also shot lightning bolts out of his
hands!What your really not going to believe is that he didn't deny any of Kunos accusations
like he usually did. For some reason he was dressed like that guy in the matrix too."
"This isn't right..." for once Nabiki felt unsure about what she had believed was true.
It couldn't be! This was impossible! Could Ranma the somewhat rude but good natured martial
artist really be a dark sorceror? If so could he really be good enough to fool even her all
these years? And the one person who seemed to be the stupidest person on the planet had found
him out instead of her, Nabiki Tendo, the person with the highest I.Q in all of Nerima.
"THIS IS IMPOSSIBLE!" Nabiki screamed into Hiroshis face.
The already jumpy Hiroshi tripped over his own feet and the spot on his pants grew
slightly larger. "Please don't be so scary! I don't think I'll be able to sleep for a week
as it is!" Hiroshi ran off.
Nabiki could have chalked all this up to mass hysteria but there was no way around the
ever growing pile of physical evidence. There was more then just a maple wood bokken to this
now. Even though she knew what Kuno would say she thought she should ask him herself before
she confronted Ranma about this.
Back at the nerds hide out
"Why don't we just send Ranma bot out to kill him. It should be easy with him in the
hospital." whined Andrew.
"Ranma bot has more important things to do. I didn't program him with the knowledge to
mass produce himself for nothing. This way I won't have to build more robots and I can focus
my attention on more important things like what we stole from that base. I think your freind
should be more then capable of handeling Kuno in his condition."
"But he smells funny and always looks at me like I'm good to eat."
"What do you expect? He's a demon afterall! But Ranma bot has more important things to do!
Or have you forgotten that not only do we have a very powerful dark sorceror to worry about
but the sailor Senshi as well?"
"Oh all right. But I still think he smells funny!" Andrew whined.
Johnathan was silently playing with some Dragon ball Z action figures. He never did find
out just what was in that box that Warren had them steal from the base. Warren didn't want to
tell either of them but whatever was in that box,it was the size of a large man. And he could
remember all to well that it was also as heavy as one.
the next day
So far it had been a boring day at the Ranma household. Awhile back Akane had accused him
of running off to play games with Kuno. Ranma had no idea what that was about. Like he would
ever want to go back to Nerima just to play with one of the people he most wanted to avoid.
Ranma was watching the fugitive right now. Ranma was grateful that for all the things that had
happened to him, he had never been a wanted man. Ranma flicked off the TV. Ranma felt it was
about time he practiced some of his techniques. After all if he didn't shoot off a moko
takabisha now and then he could get rusty.Ranma placed a large boulder in the middle of his
back yard and began to focus his ki.
Akane heard the door bell ring and answered to find two police officers. "We are here
with a warrant for the arrest of Ranma Saotome. If you will take us to him please."
"R-Ranma!?! Why?"
"Attempted Murder."
"What? Ranma couldn't have!" the two police officers brushed passed her. Japanese police
officers didn't carry guns unless it was a special situation. These two had guns.
The two officers opened the back door just as Ranma fired the Moko Takabisha shattering
the boulder into pebbles. Ranma turned to look at the police officers. "Yo officers! what's up?"
he said oblivious.
"P-p-p-put your hands on the ground and face down"!" the two officers were shaking in
their boots.
"What's this all about? I didn't do anything." Ranma began to walk towards them.
"Stop or I'll shoot!"
"Whoah there! All right! Just put the gun down!" they just stood looking at
each other when suddenly the wall exploded.
Ryoga walked in and said "Is this the Unryu pig farm?" this surprise had been too much
and the two officers fired wildly in Ryogas direction.
"Ryoga run!" Ranma grabbed Ryoga as he barely dodged the gun fire and they both jumped
over the wall.
"Ranma! What have you got me into this time?"
"I don't know! I think I've been framed or something!"
The two officers ran through the hole made by Ryoga. One of them pulled out a walkie
talkie. "We need back up! Send everything you've got! Ranma Saotome is escaping with an
accomplice!"
Akane surveyed the distruction done to their yard. Sure Ranma had been acting strange with
Kuno but there's no way this could be true! "Ranma, what have you gotten into?"
Awhile later both Ranma and Ryoga were hiding under a bridge. "Curse you Ranma! Just when
I was thinking that some of my problems might not be your fault, you make me a wanted man!
RANMA THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
"Shhhh! Ryoga!"
"Hey I heard someone shouting over this way!" there was a splash. The officers saw a
pig tailed girl playing with a black pig in the water.
"Have you seen anyone suspicious go by here?" asked one of the cops.
"No! I was just taking a swim with my pet pig! Cleanliness is the best thing right?"
"You do realise that this river is connected with the waste treatment plant."
"Oh... I guess thats why it smells...." The police went on their way.
A man in a dark trench coat was meeting with the cheif of the local police department.
"This man is our target. His name is Ranma Saotome. We have yet to discover the name of his
accomplice but have a good sketch of him from the officers discriptions. It's only a matter
of time before we track him down. But in the mean time I'll have my men search every hen house
out house and dog house until we find him."
"You sure about out houses though? I mean, what if you walk in on someone using it?"
Nabiki had found Ukyo and they were both going to see Kuno to find out what had happened.
It had been a day since his fight and the doctors were allowing visitors now. The room was dark
since it was the evening but they could make out the form of something standing over Kuno's bed.
It looked at them, it's huge eyes shown in the dark. There was no mistaking that whatever it
was wasn't human! It drew back and they could make out a long spine on the creatures fore arm.
Ukyo flung several spatula shirukens at the creature. All of them hit the target. The creature
shreiked and dove out the window. "What the hell was that thing?"
"How should I know?" Nabiki turned on the light and checked Kuno. There was a puncture
wound on his arm but there was some weird slimy stuff on the wound that seemed to help seal it.
That thing had injected something into him.
"He's still alive but that thing did something to him. We need to find Ranma and ask him
what's going on."
"I can't believe that Ran chan could be the one behind this."
"I find it hard to believe too. But there were witnesses. You stay here and make sure
that thing doesn't come back. I'm going home to check on some things."
When Nabiki got back she walked in to find Soun in tears. He wailed "Oh the humanity!"
He threw his arms around Nabiki. "Dad! Stop! Can't breath!"
After Nabiki pried her dad off she saw Genma sitting with a stern look on his face.
Happosai sat in the corner smoking his pipe while Nodoka oddly looked rather cheerful. "My son
is living the life of a dangerous outlaw! How manly of him!"
"Mr. Saotome. What's going on here?"
"We've just been informed that Ranma has escaped the police and is on the run. They seem
to think he tried to kill that boy with the bokken he was always fighting."
"Well this is quite a mess isn't it." Happosai said smoking his pipe. "If this keeps up
our schools may never be united. A master's got to do what a master's got to do." Happosai
picked up the bag he usually used for his raids and bounced out the window shouting "I'm
coming Ranma chan!"
"If the master is getting involved this could truly become serious. Saotome!"
"Indeed." They both sat looking serious for a moment.
"I think now would be a good time to take a trip to China!"
"Right!" Nabiki smacked them both with Akanes mallot.
Back at the hospital
"Mmmm... pig tailed girl!" Ukyo looked over at Kuno. He was dreaming about something.
The alarm sounded and Kuno woke up with a start. "The sorceror! I must stop his madness!"
"Another nightmare honey?" Kuno turned to see the pig tailed girl.
"Pig tailed girl!" Kuno wasn't in the hospital. He was in his bed back at his mansion and
the pig tailed girl was there with him. And she was wearing a rather racy black night gown. At
first Kuno was dissoriented but then all of this seemed normal. Kuno could smell something good
in the kitchen.
"Good morning honey! I made you my specialty, Akane surprise!" She held a plate that had
a little black pig on it with an apple in its mouth. It was sitting on top of a large scrambled
egg.
"Your cooking is as wondrous as thy beauty!" Kuno quickly ate his Akane Surprise and
headed off to work.
He arrived at the shooting of his new movie "Samurai lone journey five"
His opponent who was being played by Mousse said "I shall defeat you Blade of the nine
moons! Hahahaha! My swordsmanship is surpurior!" They fought until Kuno impaled Mousse.
"Cut! That was perfectly done Kuno baby! Mousse, you might want to clean that up. Your
intestines are getting on the set." said Nabiki who was dressed like a director.
"I'm sorry! I'll bring a bag for them next time!" Said Mousse as he scooped up his innerds
Suddenly warning sirens blared all over the city! There was another attack! "I am sorry
Nabiki Tendo! The rest of the shooting must wait! I must vanquish those who would dare to
threaten this fare city!" There was a spotlite on the clouds with a symbol
which was supposed to be a bokken but looked more like a phalic symbol.
"Ok but make it snappy! We still have five more scenes to shoot today!" Kuno flew up
into the sky. As he flew the theme song for Gekiganger was playing in the back ground. kunos
clothes got all glowy and vanished like with sailor moon and a new superhero outfit formed in
their place. Kuno wore something that looked like a cross between batmans costume and something
a sentai hero would wear. He had a black billowing cape and a rediculous power ranger style
helmet. On his chest was the same phalic symbol the spot light had shown in the sky. kuno looked
below, thousands of orcs were rampaging across Nerima. Leading them was a giant dinosaur that
had Ranmas face. It fired a beam out of its mouth obliterating a battalion of tanks.
"Saotome! You dare to show your cowardly face here again!" Kuno pointed his bokken at
the dinosaur.
"Oh no! It's the Blue thunder avenger!" all the orcs shreiked in fear. Kuno slashed and
a huge energy wave shot from his bokken anihhilating them.
"Blue thunder! I shall destroy you and steal away your loves! Then I shall rule the world
with an iron skillet!" To prove his point dinosaur Ranma pulled out a giant iron skillet and
flung it at Kuno. Kuno sliced it in half with ease.
"Ha! Your attacks are childs play for me to defeat!"
"Oh no! Your power is to powerful for me! I am mortified at your feet!"
"Use proper grammar you simpleton!" Kuno shouted as he decaptitated Ranma dinosaur with
one blow! Kuno landed dramaticaly as the huge dino Ranma head landed with a tremendous thud
behind him. A huge crowd of people cheered for him. "Ahh my adoring public!" after signing
autographs of hundreds of girls he went over to the local Ramen place to get a bite to eat after
a hard days work.
Kuno sat down to eat when he heard someone say "Jeeze! Is this all your fantasys amount
to?"
Kuno turned to see a pink haired girl in a red bunny girl outfit. "Ahh! Another lovely
flower! My name is-"
"It's Tatewaki Kuno! Like I don't know! It's written all over your fantasy world,
literally! But to me your just Taro kun."
"T-Taro kun? How dare you use such a common name to describe me!" She looked at him with
those piercing yellow eyes and grinned. "Taro kun is upset!"
Kuno thrust at her with his bokken but got nothing but air. She tapped him on the shoulder
"You've got about a million years before you can beat me you stupid little monkey." She
slammed a bass guitar down on Kunos head. She hung him up side down and began shaking.
Hundreds of little plushie versions of the pig tailed girl and Akane fell out of his head. Then
some bokkens and lastly a big poster of Ranma with a mustache and glasses drawn on it.
"Just as I thought. Nothing but junk." She picked up all the stuff that fell out of his head
and tossed it in the waste bin.
"No! Those are my most precious possessions!" She lit a match and tossed it. They all
burst into flame.
"Your going to have to let them go if you want to leave this place."
"Who are you?"
"Haruhara Haruko. I was wandering around the astral plane looking for someone I know
when I ran into your dumb fantasy world."
"Infernal woman! What are you babbeling about?" She hit him over the head with her guitar
again and all the memorys of Kunos old life came back to him.
"It's no concern of mine. Find your way out on your own."
"Wait! The sorceror...no .... my father! He must be the one who put me here! While I lay
idle no doubt he is planning to conquer the world!"
"Not my problem." Haruko began to walk out to a yellow vespa scooter in the lot.
"If you help me I will help you find what you seek!"
"You will?" her face seemed to light up at the proposition.
" Sounds good Taro kun. He is heading for your world after all! Ok, I can
break the barrier with my own power. But I'll be coming for you later." Haruko said looking
at him with her piercing yellow eyes. There was something very wrong about this person.
She began to wave her guitar around and began chanting "Furi Kuri, Furi Kara, Furi Kuri, Furi
kara!" something that looked like fairy dust was coming out of the guitar.
Kuno sat up with a start. "Where am I?"
"Your in the hospital." said a doctor. "You were out for nearly a week. We were afraid
you might have had a coma but it looks like you managed to get out of it fine."
"It was that long?"
Ukyo came out from behind the doctor. "Yeah. Kuno weve got some things to ask you."
meanwhile
Warren, Andrew and Johnathan walked through one of the tunnels made by Andrews mole demons.
Lesser demons were going two and throw enforcing the walls. They were under Furinken high.
"Everything is going according to schedual" Warren said in a failed attempt to sound like
Gendo. "Now all we need is to install the pacificity devices in the proper places. To make
sure no one in the school tries to interfere."
"I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."
"That robot creeps me out. He reminds me of those killer androids in screamers" said
Andrew looking warrily at the Ranma bot.
"What are you planning to do to these schools?" asked Johnathan.
"You'll see. Lets just say its to trap an alternate power source for what we stole at
the base."
Suddenly Ranma bot said "There has been a change in status. It would appear that he managed
to fight off the dream demon venom."
"What? It's still too soon! Andrew! You said he wasn't supposed to be able to do that!"
"Well most people can't. But he is a Jedi wudan master so I guess..."
"This is a crucial point in our plan. I can't have interference! What's the status on
the second Ranma bot?"
"80% complete. I'm Ranma Saotome. Sorry about this."