Checkmate!
By Kouga's woman
Chapter 2, Miroku sucks at chess
Disclaimer: I don't own Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, Shippo, Or Kouga. I also don't own the game of Chess. Nor do I own cheese wiz, not that that's mentioned in this story or anything, I just don't own it.
A/N:
"HA!" Miroku shouted triumphantly as his rook took out Sango's knight.
"Aw" Shippo complained. "You killed the Mini horse!" Miroku just laughed and Sango sulked.
"Oh yeah!" She shouted. "Well I'm STIL wining the game!" Sango crossed her arms over her chest and smiled. Miroku Looked at the pieces he had taken from her, and the ones she had taken from him. He moaned and slouched back down on the grass again.
It had taken Kagome about a half hour or more to teach Miroku and Sango how to play chess, they had been playing for around ten minutes now and Inuyasha and Kouga where still fighting. Kagome sighed lazily and petted Kiarra's head. The kitty demons tails flipped around and she got up leaving Kagome all alone under a large tree. She got up and walked over to Where Sango and Miroku where playing. (if you could call it playing. The two where so determined to win against each other they kept arguing.) Kagome hoped the argument wouldn't turn into a fighting, and then she would have 2 little battles to deal with.
"Kagome Chan!" Sango called, waving her over.
"Yes?"
"This piece can only move sideways right?" Sango asked, holding p the bishop. Kagome nodded and Sango stuck her tongue out at Miroku. "SEE! I told you!" she sneered and held out her hand. "Now pay up!"
"NOW wait a second!" Kagome stuttered. "Don't tell me you guys are betting over this?" Sango and Miroku looked up at Kagome like she was crazy.
"No, I just wanted a high five" Laughed Sango. Kagome rolled her eyes and lay down on the hill watching Inuyasha and Kouga fight.
"Hey, Miroku Sama?" she called out. "Got anymore popcorn?"
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The chess Game was heating up, all rooks, bishops and knights where gone. Both Sango and Miroku where determined to beat each other. Kagome watched with interest and Shippo sat in her lap. Pretty soon somebody flew out of the sky and landed in the tree that everyone was playing under.
They all looked up.
"Kouga kun?" Asked Kagome to the Tree. Kouga's unmistakable voice drifted down.
"Yes?" There was the sound of a tree branch snapping and Kouga tumbled out of the tree and onto the grass in front of Kagome.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FALLING!!" shouted Miroku. "You almost landed on the game!" Kouga spat up the dirt he had eaten and brushed him self off.
"What game?" He asked, standing up and staring down at Miroku and Sango who sat cross-legged in front of the chessboard.
"Its called chess!" Shippo piped up. "Its almost like war." Kouga mmmed thoughtfully. (You know like someone saying "mmm. Or mmm hmmm) When Inuyasha's voice shouted toward them. Pretty soon a very dusty and very angry dog boy stomped up the hill and glared evilly at Kouga.
"Running away are you?" he growled. Then a large light bulb appeared above Kagome's head. Everyone stopped and starred at the phenomenon.
"What's that?" Inuyasha wrinkled up his nose and pointed one clawed finger at the light bulb. Shippo tried to poke it but his hand went right through.
"Its an idea" said Kagome Matter-o-fackly. She looked at Kouga and then at Inuyasha, then at the game of chess. "Why don't you two stop figting with your fists and claws and play a nice competitive game of Chess?"
"WHAT??" Inuyasha and Kouga shouted in unison. "THERES NO WAY I'M PLAYING A GAME WITH HIM!"
"Oh come on!" Kagome wined. "Its like fighting, but with out the blood."
Inuyashas eyes got all squinty and he stared evilly at Kouga. " Alright, Ill play against him, IF!" Inuyasha shouted to Kouga. "If I win then you gotta stop calling Kagome "Your woman" and leave her alone!"
Kagome sweat dropped.
"All right dog turd" Kouga snarled. "But if I win, then Kagome's still MY woman and you gotta shut up about it.!"
"Wait! Guys!!" Kagome tugged on Inuyasha's sleeve. "Lets rethink this, ok?" Inuyasha and Kouga shook hands and both turned to Kagome.
"Alright, Teach us how to play!" Said Inuyasha confidently. Kagome sighed.
"WAIT!" shouted Miroku franticly. " ME AND SANGO HAVENT FINNESEH OUR GAME YET!"
Everyone else face faulted.
"Alright." Kagome grabbed Kouga and Inuyasha and pulled them over to where Miroku was losing terribly. "Now watch what they're doing . . ." Kagome began to explain how to play to Kouga and Inuyasha as Sango grew ever closer to winning.
The sun was high in the sky in the feudal age and the rules where still being explained, questions where being asked by confused canines and Sango took out Miroku's king.
"CHECK MATE!" She shouted at Miroku and danced a little victory dance in front of him to rub it in. "I win! I wiiiiiiiiiiin I wiiiiiiiiin you loooooose!" Sango fell over in a fit of laughter and fell onto of Miroku, knocking the monk to the ground. Miroku made a humphy noise but couldn't seem to stay angry because Sango was literally lying on top of him.
"HAHA! I BEAT YOU!" she couldn't stop laughing "YOU SUCK!! I RULE!"
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That's the end of chapter 2!
Will Kouga and Inuyasha ever START the game?
Will Sango ever stop laughing?
Will Kagome agree to the terms of the winnings?
Will Miroku grope Sango?
Will I ever shut up?
Will I?
Will you review?
Find out in the next chapter of . . . . CHECKMATE!
Chapter 2, Miroku sucks at chess
Disclaimer: I don't own Miroku, Sango, Inuyasha, Shippo, Or Kouga. I also don't own the game of Chess. Nor do I own cheese wiz, not that that's mentioned in this story or anything, I just don't own it.
A/N:
"HA!" Miroku shouted triumphantly as his rook took out Sango's knight.
"Aw" Shippo complained. "You killed the Mini horse!" Miroku just laughed and Sango sulked.
"Oh yeah!" She shouted. "Well I'm STIL wining the game!" Sango crossed her arms over her chest and smiled. Miroku Looked at the pieces he had taken from her, and the ones she had taken from him. He moaned and slouched back down on the grass again.
It had taken Kagome about a half hour or more to teach Miroku and Sango how to play chess, they had been playing for around ten minutes now and Inuyasha and Kouga where still fighting. Kagome sighed lazily and petted Kiarra's head. The kitty demons tails flipped around and she got up leaving Kagome all alone under a large tree. She got up and walked over to Where Sango and Miroku where playing. (if you could call it playing. The two where so determined to win against each other they kept arguing.) Kagome hoped the argument wouldn't turn into a fighting, and then she would have 2 little battles to deal with.
"Kagome Chan!" Sango called, waving her over.
"Yes?"
"This piece can only move sideways right?" Sango asked, holding p the bishop. Kagome nodded and Sango stuck her tongue out at Miroku. "SEE! I told you!" she sneered and held out her hand. "Now pay up!"
"NOW wait a second!" Kagome stuttered. "Don't tell me you guys are betting over this?" Sango and Miroku looked up at Kagome like she was crazy.
"No, I just wanted a high five" Laughed Sango. Kagome rolled her eyes and lay down on the hill watching Inuyasha and Kouga fight.
"Hey, Miroku Sama?" she called out. "Got anymore popcorn?"
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The chess Game was heating up, all rooks, bishops and knights where gone. Both Sango and Miroku where determined to beat each other. Kagome watched with interest and Shippo sat in her lap. Pretty soon somebody flew out of the sky and landed in the tree that everyone was playing under.
They all looked up.
"Kouga kun?" Asked Kagome to the Tree. Kouga's unmistakable voice drifted down.
"Yes?" There was the sound of a tree branch snapping and Kouga tumbled out of the tree and onto the grass in front of Kagome.
"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE FALLING!!" shouted Miroku. "You almost landed on the game!" Kouga spat up the dirt he had eaten and brushed him self off.
"What game?" He asked, standing up and staring down at Miroku and Sango who sat cross-legged in front of the chessboard.
"Its called chess!" Shippo piped up. "Its almost like war." Kouga mmmed thoughtfully. (You know like someone saying "mmm. Or mmm hmmm) When Inuyasha's voice shouted toward them. Pretty soon a very dusty and very angry dog boy stomped up the hill and glared evilly at Kouga.
"Running away are you?" he growled. Then a large light bulb appeared above Kagome's head. Everyone stopped and starred at the phenomenon.
"What's that?" Inuyasha wrinkled up his nose and pointed one clawed finger at the light bulb. Shippo tried to poke it but his hand went right through.
"Its an idea" said Kagome Matter-o-fackly. She looked at Kouga and then at Inuyasha, then at the game of chess. "Why don't you two stop figting with your fists and claws and play a nice competitive game of Chess?"
"WHAT??" Inuyasha and Kouga shouted in unison. "THERES NO WAY I'M PLAYING A GAME WITH HIM!"
"Oh come on!" Kagome wined. "Its like fighting, but with out the blood."
Inuyashas eyes got all squinty and he stared evilly at Kouga. " Alright, Ill play against him, IF!" Inuyasha shouted to Kouga. "If I win then you gotta stop calling Kagome "Your woman" and leave her alone!"
Kagome sweat dropped.
"All right dog turd" Kouga snarled. "But if I win, then Kagome's still MY woman and you gotta shut up about it.!"
"Wait! Guys!!" Kagome tugged on Inuyasha's sleeve. "Lets rethink this, ok?" Inuyasha and Kouga shook hands and both turned to Kagome.
"Alright, Teach us how to play!" Said Inuyasha confidently. Kagome sighed.
"WAIT!" shouted Miroku franticly. " ME AND SANGO HAVENT FINNESEH OUR GAME YET!"
Everyone else face faulted.
"Alright." Kagome grabbed Kouga and Inuyasha and pulled them over to where Miroku was losing terribly. "Now watch what they're doing . . ." Kagome began to explain how to play to Kouga and Inuyasha as Sango grew ever closer to winning.
The sun was high in the sky in the feudal age and the rules where still being explained, questions where being asked by confused canines and Sango took out Miroku's king.
"CHECK MATE!" She shouted at Miroku and danced a little victory dance in front of him to rub it in. "I win! I wiiiiiiiiiiin I wiiiiiiiiin you loooooose!" Sango fell over in a fit of laughter and fell onto of Miroku, knocking the monk to the ground. Miroku made a humphy noise but couldn't seem to stay angry because Sango was literally lying on top of him.
"HAHA! I BEAT YOU!" she couldn't stop laughing "YOU SUCK!! I RULE!"
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That's the end of chapter 2!
Will Kouga and Inuyasha ever START the game?
Will Sango ever stop laughing?
Will Kagome agree to the terms of the winnings?
Will Miroku grope Sango?
Will I ever shut up?
Will I?
Will you review?
Find out in the next chapter of . . . . CHECKMATE!