FFVIII In a Nutshell

Disclaimer: Too bad this isn't what really happens in the story, all these characters are too full of themselves and keep and filling. Well, they might as well be blonde since they all take so long to find something is wrong!

(all characters are owned by SQUARESOFT! I only have pennies to spare if sued)

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PART II:

(In Esther Laguna and friends go to see Dr. Odine)

Dr. Odine: I'm a bumbling fool! O_ß

Laguna: Ummmm, yeeaaaa, anyways we wanna tell Squall how to get into the Lunatic's Pandora. It could be kinda tricky.

Ward (whispering): It's Lunatic Pandora...and we don't really have to defeat a lunatic...or so I think.

Kiros: (yet again, whispering): NO! There may be Lunatics inside the little box! DOI!

Laguna: Let's go ask....(Loud voice) Dr. Odine, are there Lunatic's inside Pandor'a little box?

Dr. Odine: I'm a bumbling fool! Ahem *Clears Throat* HUH?!

Laguna/Kiros: Are...there...

Dr. Odine: I HEARD YOU! Oh oh oh oh! Chest pains!

(Meanwhile, Dr. Odine has a heart-attack and the other group is fighting over something that doesn't even make sense)

Laguna (amidst all the fighting says): WAIT! Maybe there IS no Lunatic after all!

Dr. Odine: ...heelpp...*final gasp* *death* *death* *death*

Ward: OHHH! I see, maybe that's just the craft's name..uhhh cool!

Kiros: jeez! Dr. O---

Dr. Odine: *Death* *death*

All (that are still alive): WE KILLED HIM!

(Howdya guess? They fought and they got what was deserved)

Laguna: He's faking it, hah hah. it's over Odine. Odine? ODINE!

Kiros: Yo man, use revive!

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Laguna: heh heh *puts package away* HERE! *Sprinkles pixy dust on body* It says on the back it is Pixy dust and if you believe really really hard, your wish will come true! *Closes eyes really tightly for what seemed like 10 minutes*

Kiros: Hmmm, I think that you just forgot one little thing, Peter Pan, IT'S FAKE! What about all that magic we used to get here???

Laguna: OHHH! that was the special effects stuff I got from Julia's shop before I came here. it must've scared off all the enemies so it seemed like I really hurt them muahaha! Devious eh?

Kiros/ward: *Scowl and turn backs toward the impending doom that is now hovering above Esther*

Ward: WE MUST STOP THE CRAFT!

Laguna: Sprinkles the "fairy" glitter over himself and crawls into a corner and rocks back and forth.

Ward/Kiros: Let's go! *Leave Laguna rocking in the corner*