FFVIII In a Nutshell
Disclaimer: I understand i do not own the rights to (yada yada yada, one, two, skip a few, 99, 100) On to Part III(3 for the stupid) of the story!
Additional Notes: Can you believe I don't remember what happens in the Prison part of FF8??? well, I improvised...by using FF9 instead! hey hey! Imagine that! The wonders we all can do, I hope all of you do not mind (0_~).
PART III:
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(After the trip, errr dream that the party took to Winhill, they are stuck in D-District Prison, Seifer is now taunting Rinoa about her power)
Seifer: hahahahahhahahahhahahahah(Deep Breath)hahahahahhahahhahahahaha*out of breath*haha(Deep Breath)
Rinoa: SHUT UP SEIFER!
Seifer: NO! We cannot wait to spare your power! Adel is-
Rinoa: You can shove Adel up your ass! Now get me down or I'll tell everyone that you still wet the bed!
Seifer: Wha-How-How Dare you! HMPH! Maybe I'll leave you alone with these mysterious men with tazors while I-
Rinoa: While you cry about how the world is so cruel and that you are just a useless pawn in this game? *shock* OWW! Watch it pal!
Seifer: wahhh! *sob* WAH WAH WAH!
(Meanwhile, Quistis, Zell and Selphie try to break free of their tiny prison)
Quistis: Try harder! We'll never get out of here alive if you don't keep rocking!
Zell: Unnnh! I don't, unhh, see you trying, uuwwahhh!
Selphie: You should BOTH help...
Quistis/Zell: SELPHIE!
Selphie: Do I really look fat to you? *starts to cry* I AM fat, arn't I? *Shaky voice*I-I-tried so-so har-hard! I lo-lost all th-that wei-weight. *Crys and falls over*
Zell: YOU DID IT SELPHIE! UNNNNHHHHH!
(Cage crashes into the wall where it happens to make a small bridge that the party crosses over to exit the Prison)
Quistis: Good job Selph! (whispers in her ear) p.s., you're fat (loud laugh) Hahahahaha!
Selphie: wahhhhh! *cried a pool of tears that washes Biggs and Wedge out of the way to their demise at the 8 story drop)
(Back where Rinoa is being held captive. You know how when in games they always say: "I'm back and I'm stronger now"? well,)
Seifer: *rubs bloodshot eyes* HMPH! I-I'm stronger now. Unfortunately you won't be soon hahahaahah*sobs*ahhhhawahh
Rinoa: weak, pathetic, whateva *shock* *shock* OUUUUCH!!! Damn you! Damn you! *kicks them both in the groin*
Guards #1&2: AHHH! OUCH! *wines* Eddddeeeaaa wahhh.
Rinoa: GOD! What babies! Seifer, you suck anyways...sooo.
Seifer: I-I-I am gonna take your powers now
Rinoa: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! UGHHHHH! UNNNH!
Seifer: RINOA! It hasn't even been turned on yet!
(Turns on mechanical device that saps he powers)
Rinoa: AHHHHH! AHHHHH! UGHHHHH! UNNNH!
Seifer: *laughs maliciously* Ahahha Muahaha Ahahaha Muahaha.*electricutes himself* Ahhhh!