FFVIII In a Nutshell

Disclaimer: Well well well, didn't know I would get this far with the plot that i was given as: FF 8 (Ugh, Roman Numerals must not be understandable enough. Egads!) Well Here ya go. LYNN, I am running out of DISCLAIMER smarty comments! HELP!

Additional Notes: I hope you enjoy Lunatic Pandora...Despite the second chapter, this contrdicts it in that Squall and gang enter the big floating box and Dr. Odine is alive! Hurray! Well, might I remind you of Raijin and fujin coming up?

PART IV:

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(Gang enters the Lunatic Pandora Box thingy)

Rinoa: Whoa, what nice little green walls! Squall, I must ask to be comforted as danger approaches.

Squall: Eh? Sorry, but no way...there are two very familiar characters who were sent by Seifer to try and kill us down that hall, do you think we should venture further?

Zell: Of course!

Squall: Shut up Zell.

Zell: Bah, Humbug!

(The party DO venture down the long emerald hall...until)

Raijin: Muahahaha! Look at my bulging muscles! i am just so muscular...whatdoya think Fujin?

Fujin: ...yes...

Raijin: We gonna mess y'all up now!

Fujin: ... ...

Raijin: PLUS my number one girl has a super cool spinning disc, not unlike Yuffie's!

(long pause, glances towards Raijin)

Raijin: Anyways, we gonna-

Squall: *blasts with gunblade*

Raijin: OUCH! Meanies, i'm leaving!

Fujin: ...yes...ouch...

(They both flee like cowards, as they always do right before they are SUPPOSED to die)

Squall: UGH! More mazes? I hate mazes, i'm too dumb to figure em out!

Rinoa/Zell: Well, at least he's honest.

(Go through a number of ladders and hatches...and bolders that have absolutely no value but to get the player to the "Final Chamber" oOooOo. With all these turns and stuff, you'd get nowhere!)

Squall: With all these turns and stuff, we'll get nowhere!

Rinoa: Let me use my cool sorceress powers to thwart the current problem! *closes eyes shut, goes by first instinct of wandering aimlessly to see if they could get out of their predicament*

(Big Robot thingy with a Mobile Type 8 tag appears as they luckily make it based on Rinoa's "instincts")

Rinoa: Yay, we made it!

Squall: NO! A giant robot that floats, which isn't possible due to gravity...!

Rinoa: Don't forget it also has huge bulging armor that destroys people...like us! AHHHHH! RUN!

(The party beat it with a couple zaps of quick lightning before it falls apart into a bunch of junk)