Chapter 2 Kevin gets his



(A/n In this chapter we see the more tender side of Kevin.get splattered all over the pavement!)

As the mail delivery truck pulled up, Eddy raced out to greet the mailman, with Ed trailing and Double D far behind. The mailman said, "What are you kids up to?" in a joking tone of voice.

Eddy took it the wrong way and put the mailman into a headlock. "How much do you know? Huh? Did Kevin put you up to this?"

"Eddy, please." Double D said, "I can't believe you'd even think the mailman would be in cahoots with Kevin."

"Double of the D, I did not understand one of the single words that came from your mouth." Ed said, dumbfoundly.

"No you wouldn't would you, moron? I am so sick of your stupidness. Your gonna get it now!!! Here, have this pocket dictionary so you can understand me more clearly." Ed breathes a sigh of relief.

"HAHAHA!!! I've got it all planned out, boys. Tonight we're gonna be really busy."

The next day.

"Hey, who stole my bike!? I bet it was one of those dorky Edd's that did it!

As Kevin pondered, Eddy saw his chance to strike. He knew that he would have to be stealthy and quiet until he got close enough to make the hit.

Eddy (after getting as close as possible to Kevin with him noticing) said, "Hey Kev, who's the dork now?" And with that eddy took the 0.9-millimeter with a silencer that his brother had sent him and shot Kevin square in that giant forehead of his.



At that moment someone else was about to get theirs.