Chapter 4
Rolf's surprise
(A/n This one is longer because you asked. I'm using a suggestion that was written to me. I would just like to thank PeachyKeen for this gruesome suggestion to add to the crazy Edd's saga.)
(This is where we left off)
"Oh my great goodness, who would do this to the son of a shepherd?! I have never seen a horror like this since the last time Rolf was required to boil the sweat out of Nano's undergarments" Rolf was heard saying as he came upon the dead bodies of six chickens.
"I told Papa there was a curse on this farm before we bought it."
The chickens were killed by first, being boiled alive. Then they were skinned. Afterwards, their skinless bodies were wrapped in pudding skins and doused in gravy. (Wonder who could have done that?)
"Ed, was all that Really necessary?" Double D said in a disgusted tone of voice. "I only told you to scare the boy before we killed him, not make him sick. Besides, I thought you were gonna eat the pudding skins."
"You dare challenge the whims of Evil Tim? He told me to save the pudding skins. Besides, no one in their right mind would eat pudding skins."
Ed, you never have been in your right mind, what made you start now?" Eddy replied dryly.
The next day.
"Who in the rightness of their mind could do such a horrible thing? My poor Wilfred, you died before your time. These tragic events in Rolf's life make him yearn for the home country"
(Wilfred the pig was killed in the same manner as the chickens were)
"Ed, this appears very much like a novel I read one time. The killer plays mind games with his victims by slowly killing their pets in the same fashion he eventually kills his victims in." Edd says in a tone of admiration.
"How did you guess, you little dickens?"
This statement brings a grin to both Eddy's and Edd's face.
"That is the funniest thing you've said in two weeks, lumpy." Eddy said while trying to suppress his growing laughter, " I should know, I actually keep a log of all the times that you make me laugh."
Double D instantly stopped laughing. "That's disturbing." He said. With this they all stopped laughing instantly.
The next day.
"Oh no," Rolf whispered "not him. Any one but him. VICTOR, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." (Victor, of course was killed in the same manner as the other animals.)
"You should have taken me instead!" Rolf exclaimed while sobbing. As Rolf finished his last statement, Ed silently stalked out of the bushes.
Later that day, Rolf's "greatnano" returned from town after her daily back scrub. (She has to pay extra just to get someone to touch her back) She came home to Rolf's skinless body and let out a blood curdling shriek. From the other side of the cul-de-sac, the Eds heard just this.
"So," Said Double D coldly "Who's next on the list, Eddy?"
(A/n so tell me who to kill next)
Rolf's surprise
(A/n This one is longer because you asked. I'm using a suggestion that was written to me. I would just like to thank PeachyKeen for this gruesome suggestion to add to the crazy Edd's saga.)
(This is where we left off)
"Oh my great goodness, who would do this to the son of a shepherd?! I have never seen a horror like this since the last time Rolf was required to boil the sweat out of Nano's undergarments" Rolf was heard saying as he came upon the dead bodies of six chickens.
"I told Papa there was a curse on this farm before we bought it."
The chickens were killed by first, being boiled alive. Then they were skinned. Afterwards, their skinless bodies were wrapped in pudding skins and doused in gravy. (Wonder who could have done that?)
"Ed, was all that Really necessary?" Double D said in a disgusted tone of voice. "I only told you to scare the boy before we killed him, not make him sick. Besides, I thought you were gonna eat the pudding skins."
"You dare challenge the whims of Evil Tim? He told me to save the pudding skins. Besides, no one in their right mind would eat pudding skins."
Ed, you never have been in your right mind, what made you start now?" Eddy replied dryly.
The next day.
"Who in the rightness of their mind could do such a horrible thing? My poor Wilfred, you died before your time. These tragic events in Rolf's life make him yearn for the home country"
(Wilfred the pig was killed in the same manner as the chickens were)
"Ed, this appears very much like a novel I read one time. The killer plays mind games with his victims by slowly killing their pets in the same fashion he eventually kills his victims in." Edd says in a tone of admiration.
"How did you guess, you little dickens?"
This statement brings a grin to both Eddy's and Edd's face.
"That is the funniest thing you've said in two weeks, lumpy." Eddy said while trying to suppress his growing laughter, " I should know, I actually keep a log of all the times that you make me laugh."
Double D instantly stopped laughing. "That's disturbing." He said. With this they all stopped laughing instantly.
The next day.
"Oh no," Rolf whispered "not him. Any one but him. VICTOR, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO." (Victor, of course was killed in the same manner as the other animals.)
"You should have taken me instead!" Rolf exclaimed while sobbing. As Rolf finished his last statement, Ed silently stalked out of the bushes.
Later that day, Rolf's "greatnano" returned from town after her daily back scrub. (She has to pay extra just to get someone to touch her back) She came home to Rolf's skinless body and let out a blood curdling shriek. From the other side of the cul-de-sac, the Eds heard just this.
"So," Said Double D coldly "Who's next on the list, Eddy?"
(A/n so tell me who to kill next)