A/N: I don't own any of these characters, because J.K. Rowling does, and she owns them because she wrote Harry Potter, and she wrote Harry Potter because she felt like it! Okay. I actually do own Anna. She's ME! J.K. Rowling doesn't own me! I do!

Sunday, 9:00 am

I really don't feel like talking or eating, but here I am sitting infront of a plate of toast eggs and bacon, and a fellow Gryffindor. I guess it wouldn't hurt for me to tell her my problems at the moment. That what friends are for right?

"Well...............I tried my hand at telling Snape that-"

"you're his daughter? How did that go?"

"Well, not that great. I didn't really spill the beans yet."

"Spill the beans on what, Ms. Davenport?" I hear a dangerously soft voice say from behind me.

"SPILL THE BEANS ON WHAT AN INCREDIBLE JERK YOU ARE! WAIT EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!" I really wish I didn't say that. I really really wish I didn't say that. Because the whole Hall went silent, and everyone is staring at me like they're watching a car accident take place infront of them.

"50 points from Gryffindor for your disrespect. Don't you ever talk like that to me or any other teacher again."

"Oh WATCH ME!"

Why the hell do I keep talking? Snape whirled around, looking as stunned as everyone else.

"Detention, Davenport, for the rest of the year.", he hisses. I have never pissed him off so much before in my life. This is going to be a great day!

"What? only for the rest of the year?? Oh that's only 8 months!" I am the dumbest idiot on this planet. I didn't know that Snape could go red like that. I mean he's so pale, I only thought he would go some pinkish tinge like Malfoy does when I tell him that he's mooching off his dad.

He looks like he's gonna get his wand out and curse me! Oh wait, it's a vial of clear liquid. Wait. He did this to Harry last year in potions. That stuff is

"Veritaserum. I the blink of an eye, if you were to receive any of this, all of your innermost secrets would be spilled out to any one here. Do you really want that, Ms. Davenport?"

"Well, no I wouldn't professor. Would you?"

"That's another detention, Ms. Davenport, for tonight."

"What? I was just answering your question." This is where acting lessons pay off "I-I-I w-was j-just a-an-answering y-your qu-qu- question!" Now it has become a real scene. I am just bawling. It's amazing too, because if people weren't siding with me before, they certainly are now! Snape rolls his and he takes a deep breath.

"You are a great actress, Ms. Davenport. I still expect you down at my Dungeons at 7:30. I do realize that you must have some homework that you so lazily put off until now."

"Actually I did it already. I told you. I have no life. I did it on Friday." He is at a loss for words.

"Fine then, you can just stay in detention for much longer then."

"Okay! Because I LOVE spending my detentions with YOUUUUUUUU! Maybe I can tell you more about my Dad. Or maybe I can tell you about child neglect and how it is a crime in america, where I am from, but you know that, and how my dad never went to jail for that crime, which he did commit."

"I can't wait" Snape says sarcastically.

"Me Neither!" I say, keeping my voice steady.

I must be sick. I enjoy these detentions. I mean, I know a couple of Slytherins and a Hufflepuff who like him, but..................maybe I'm not crazy after all.





Authors note: Thanks a lot for the reviews! They really mean a lot to me, no matter how many or little I get. The Hufflepuff who likes Snape is of course ChasingSnapeIsMyHobby, who wrote a great fic about just doing that. My week will be busy, but I will try to keep writing!