I can't wait to see how this fic turns out! This is going to be hopefully
the most hilarious fic I have ever written. Well, maybe not the funniest
but whatever..I'm to tired, so it's going to be hard to come up with
something funny. I was out all day yesterday playing my violin for hours
with other school orchestra people, then we performed at 7:00. It turned
out pretty good! I was so tired today that all I did was sleep and go on
FF.net. I hope you like this!
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!!! I never will....or maybe...nah, I will never own it!
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It was 7:00 A.M. Yugi was down stairs waving goodbye to his Grandpa.
Yugi: Bye grandpa!!!! See you later!
Grandpa: Bye Yugi!! Have a good day!
Yugi ran off and grandpa sighed.
Grandpa: Thank God! He's gone...lets see, where's my guitar..AHAH!
Grandpa got out his electric guitar and started strumming country music on it singing WAY out of tune!
Grandpa: Oh! Its, Theo on the fiddle and Me on the GGGGEEEEETTTTAAAAARRRRR!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! He thinks to himself.
Grandpa: Maybe they're ready for us at lightstreet! Oh well.
A customer comes into the shop. It happens to be Mai looking for some new cards.
Grandpa: Why hello sexy..I mean, how may I help you?
Mai: Huh? What did you say?
Grandpa: uuuummmmm..whoa..uuggggghhhhh....DUDE YOUR HOTTTT!!!!
Mai: What?
Grandpa: I mean how may I help you young lady?
Mai: Uuuhhhh...I was wondering if you were selling any Flame Swordsman'?
Grandpa: Yes! Right her hottie...I mean right here.
Mai: How much will that be?
Grandpa: On the house.
Mai: Thanks! Bye!
Grandpa: Bye!
Mai walks out looking very scared. She didn't wanna be rude to an elder like Grandpa.
Mai: Ahhhhh!!!!
Grandpa: Wow, I got to control myself. Lets see, 5 hours 'til Yugi gets home. Hhhhhhhmmmmm...lets see. There must be something I can do. I'll close the shop and go out!
Grandpa hangs up a sign that says "Old guy is out". Grandpa walks out. He sees many places. One of them was Kaiba Land. Grandpa walked in and saw Kaiba. He was ready to beat the snot out of some kid for ruining his staircase. (Uuuuummmmmm..idunno!!!)
Kaiba: You better pay for this or I'll sue! Ya hear?
Grandpa: What's the meaning of this?
Kaiba: Shut up!
Grandpa: Well..
Kaiba: Hey listen, you're one fry short of a happy meal! Leave me alone!
Grandpa punches Kaiba in the stomach.
Kaiba: Oh..My...G-g-ggggooooo....
Kaiba falls over.
Grandpa: Uhhh...whoops!
Mokuba runs in and jumps on grandpa's back.
Mokuba: You stupid old guy that looks like he's ready to cack! What'd you do to my brother?
Kaiba gets up.
Kaiba: Mokuba get.....off *cough* of him.
Mokuba: What's he do to you?
Kaiba: *cough* He...made the BIGGEST mistake of his life!
Grandpa: Oh *beep*
Kaiba: Hey, man, there's a kid around here. You're so lucky this is *beep* edited.
Mokuba: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
Kaiba and Grandpa: Oh My!!!!
Mokuba: *beep*!
Kaiba: That's it old man! Take this!
Kaiba punches Grandpa in the nose.
Grandpa: Was that supposed to hurt? I told you how many times. The PIXIES are protecting me!
Kaiba: What?
Mokuba: *beep*
Kaiba: Stop that Mokuba!!!
Grandpa punches Kaiba again.
Kaiba: *coughs really hard* Why'd you have to do...that again?
Kaiba falls over and is laying on the floor in a ball moaning.
Grandpa:Uh..bye!
Grandpa runs out of there and runs straight into Mai.
Grandpa: Why hello!
Mai: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Grandpa: What is her problem?
Pegasus walks by.
Grandpa: Hey you!
Pegasus: What?
Grandpa: You feel lucky today, PUNK!!!
Pegasus: Freak...
Grandpa: YOU DEMON!!! DDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Grandpa does a karate kick. The camera goes into slow-mo.
Grandpa: N-n-n-no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-0-0-0-0-0-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus: N_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_!!!!!!!!!! O.n;;;;;;
Grandpa get really close to Pegasus. Pegasus back steps and Grandpa falls to the ground. Pegasus walks off laughing.
Pegasus: I guess today is my lucky day!!
Kaiba runs out of Kaiba Land towards Grandpa. Grandpa is still lying on the ground.
Kaiba: Hah! I will get you now!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!
Well what did you think? It was a little different. Plz review!
Disclaimer: I do not own YuGiOh!!! I never will....or maybe...nah, I will never own it!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
It was 7:00 A.M. Yugi was down stairs waving goodbye to his Grandpa.
Yugi: Bye grandpa!!!! See you later!
Grandpa: Bye Yugi!! Have a good day!
Yugi ran off and grandpa sighed.
Grandpa: Thank God! He's gone...lets see, where's my guitar..AHAH!
Grandpa got out his electric guitar and started strumming country music on it singing WAY out of tune!
Grandpa: Oh! Its, Theo on the fiddle and Me on the GGGGEEEEETTTTAAAAARRRRR!!!!!! YYYYEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! He thinks to himself.
Grandpa: Maybe they're ready for us at lightstreet! Oh well.
A customer comes into the shop. It happens to be Mai looking for some new cards.
Grandpa: Why hello sexy..I mean, how may I help you?
Mai: Huh? What did you say?
Grandpa: uuuummmmm..whoa..uuggggghhhhh....DUDE YOUR HOTTTT!!!!
Mai: What?
Grandpa: I mean how may I help you young lady?
Mai: Uuuhhhh...I was wondering if you were selling any Flame Swordsman'?
Grandpa: Yes! Right her hottie...I mean right here.
Mai: How much will that be?
Grandpa: On the house.
Mai: Thanks! Bye!
Grandpa: Bye!
Mai walks out looking very scared. She didn't wanna be rude to an elder like Grandpa.
Mai: Ahhhhh!!!!
Grandpa: Wow, I got to control myself. Lets see, 5 hours 'til Yugi gets home. Hhhhhhhmmmmm...lets see. There must be something I can do. I'll close the shop and go out!
Grandpa hangs up a sign that says "Old guy is out". Grandpa walks out. He sees many places. One of them was Kaiba Land. Grandpa walked in and saw Kaiba. He was ready to beat the snot out of some kid for ruining his staircase. (Uuuuummmmmm..idunno!!!)
Kaiba: You better pay for this or I'll sue! Ya hear?
Grandpa: What's the meaning of this?
Kaiba: Shut up!
Grandpa: Well..
Kaiba: Hey listen, you're one fry short of a happy meal! Leave me alone!
Grandpa punches Kaiba in the stomach.
Kaiba: Oh..My...G-g-ggggooooo....
Kaiba falls over.
Grandpa: Uhhh...whoops!
Mokuba runs in and jumps on grandpa's back.
Mokuba: You stupid old guy that looks like he's ready to cack! What'd you do to my brother?
Kaiba gets up.
Kaiba: Mokuba get.....off *cough* of him.
Mokuba: What's he do to you?
Kaiba: *cough* He...made the BIGGEST mistake of his life!
Grandpa: Oh *beep*
Kaiba: Hey, man, there's a kid around here. You're so lucky this is *beep* edited.
Mokuba: *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep* *beep*
Kaiba and Grandpa: Oh My!!!!
Mokuba: *beep*!
Kaiba: That's it old man! Take this!
Kaiba punches Grandpa in the nose.
Grandpa: Was that supposed to hurt? I told you how many times. The PIXIES are protecting me!
Kaiba: What?
Mokuba: *beep*
Kaiba: Stop that Mokuba!!!
Grandpa punches Kaiba again.
Kaiba: *coughs really hard* Why'd you have to do...that again?
Kaiba falls over and is laying on the floor in a ball moaning.
Grandpa:Uh..bye!
Grandpa runs out of there and runs straight into Mai.
Grandpa: Why hello!
Mai: AAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Grandpa: What is her problem?
Pegasus walks by.
Grandpa: Hey you!
Pegasus: What?
Grandpa: You feel lucky today, PUNK!!!
Pegasus: Freak...
Grandpa: YOU DEMON!!! DDDDDIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Grandpa does a karate kick. The camera goes into slow-mo.
Grandpa: N-n-n-no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-0-0-0-0-0-0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pegasus: N_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_O_!!!!!!!!!! O.n;;;;;;
Grandpa get really close to Pegasus. Pegasus back steps and Grandpa falls to the ground. Pegasus walks off laughing.
Pegasus: I guess today is my lucky day!!
Kaiba runs out of Kaiba Land towards Grandpa. Grandpa is still lying on the ground.
Kaiba: Hah! I will get you now!!!
TO BE CONTINUED!!!!!!
Well what did you think? It was a little different. Plz review!