Midnightwarrior: Hey pplz! I think a lot of you liked the 1st
chapter...*crickets chirp* well I think...oh btw I'm gonna write the rest
of this fic with my yami who was really never introduced...
Darkwarrior: Can I leave?
Midnight: No!
Dark: Plz????
Midnight: NO!!
Dark: Hey I said it politely! Do I have to whack you over the head with a sledge hammer?!
Midnight: Jeez...aren't we the problemed one..
Dark: Ggggrrrrr..
Midnight: Irritable isn't she?
Dark: Oh..aren't you just a barrel of laughs....
Midnight: Yep! n.n I don't own YuGiOh....so don't sue, anyway I'm broke!
Dark: Freak...
Midnight: Doofus!
Dark: I know you are!!!!
Midnight: SHUTUP!!!! I'm starting!!!!
Dark: I could care less....
Midnight: Oh really?
Dark: Yes, really!
Midnight: Are you positive?
Dark: yea..
Midnight: Multiplied by negative?
Dark: Yea..
Midnight: Hah! Positive x Negative = NEGATIVE!!! I got you!
Dark: Yea I'll get you..
Midnight: What was that?
Dark: Get a life..50% off at dollar tree.. (I don't own dollar tree!)
Midnight: Yeah...you would know...now I'm starting the fic! NO ONE CARES ABOUT OUR STUPID CONVERSATIONS!!!!
Dark: Fine...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kaiba stood over the old man who looked horrified now that the PIXIES had left him.
Kaiba: You are gonna pay old man!
Grandpa: What are you gonna do?
Kaiba: Make you duel me I guess..nah...you suck..
Grandpa: No I don't!
Kaiba: Yes, you do!
Grandpa: No I don't!
Kaiba: Trust me you do...in fact to shut you up we will duel!
Grandpa: Alright! Let's duel!
Kaiba: Meet me at Kaiba Land in 2 minutes, and yes, I will be timing you..GO!
Grandpa runs to the game shop and picks up his deck (uuuhhhh...the one he gave to Yugi, he's borrowing it I guess!). He gets back to Kaiba land about 10 minutes later.
Grandpa: Kaiba, I've made it!
Kaiba: Yea, Elvis has also left the building..
Grandpa: Huh?
Kaiba: Forget it old man..I figured even an old guy like YOU would know who Elvis is...
Grandpa: Let's just duel...
Kaiba: Alright but it'll probably just be a repeat of last time.
Kaiba and Grandpa pick up 5 cards. Kaiba sets one down as well as Grandpa.
Kaiba: I lay the Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode, talk about a lucky draw..and I'll end my turn there.
Grandpa: I put the Ferral Imp in Defensive mode!
Kaiba: BEWD, white lightning attack!
The BEWD attacks the ferral imp and destroys it.
Grandpa: *beep*
Kaiba: Hey, Mokuba is still here ya know, STOP SWEARING MAN!
Mokuba: Big brother, why is swearing bad?
Kaiba: Uh...because....it is!
Mokuba: *beep*
Kaiba: STOP IT!
Grandpa: O.n;;;;. My move. I lay out the Dark Magician in attack mode but I also set out the magical hats! They conceal the Dark Magician.
Kaiba: Are you done?
Grandpa: Yes! And YOU don't know what hat he's in!
Kaiba: You probably don't even know..
Grandpa: Sure I do!
Kaiba: No you don't..
Grandpa: Yes I do, trust me!
Kaiba: NO, you don't...
Grandpa: YES I DO!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS!
Kaiba: No you don't!
Grandpa: YES I DO! IT'S THE ONE ON THE RIGHT HAH! I TOLD YOU I KNEW WHERE IT WAS!
Kaiba: It's in the one on the right..my mistake of course you knew where it was...
Grandpa: I fooled ya didn't I, of course I knew where it was!
Kaiba: Ok, BEWD! Attack the right hat!
The BEWD attacks the right hat, destroying the Dark Magician.
GrandpaL Told you!
Kaiba: You simpleton, your life points have gone down if you haven't noticed.
Grandpa's Life points - 1500 Kaiba's Life Points - 2000
TO BE CONTINUED...
Yea...it sucked didn't it? Oh well, I'm not good at making up duels, srry! Plz review! I luv reviews! n.n
Darkwarrior: Can I leave?
Midnight: No!
Dark: Plz????
Midnight: NO!!
Dark: Hey I said it politely! Do I have to whack you over the head with a sledge hammer?!
Midnight: Jeez...aren't we the problemed one..
Dark: Ggggrrrrr..
Midnight: Irritable isn't she?
Dark: Oh..aren't you just a barrel of laughs....
Midnight: Yep! n.n I don't own YuGiOh....so don't sue, anyway I'm broke!
Dark: Freak...
Midnight: Doofus!
Dark: I know you are!!!!
Midnight: SHUTUP!!!! I'm starting!!!!
Dark: I could care less....
Midnight: Oh really?
Dark: Yes, really!
Midnight: Are you positive?
Dark: yea..
Midnight: Multiplied by negative?
Dark: Yea..
Midnight: Hah! Positive x Negative = NEGATIVE!!! I got you!
Dark: Yea I'll get you..
Midnight: What was that?
Dark: Get a life..50% off at dollar tree.. (I don't own dollar tree!)
Midnight: Yeah...you would know...now I'm starting the fic! NO ONE CARES ABOUT OUR STUPID CONVERSATIONS!!!!
Dark: Fine...
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~
Kaiba stood over the old man who looked horrified now that the PIXIES had left him.
Kaiba: You are gonna pay old man!
Grandpa: What are you gonna do?
Kaiba: Make you duel me I guess..nah...you suck..
Grandpa: No I don't!
Kaiba: Yes, you do!
Grandpa: No I don't!
Kaiba: Trust me you do...in fact to shut you up we will duel!
Grandpa: Alright! Let's duel!
Kaiba: Meet me at Kaiba Land in 2 minutes, and yes, I will be timing you..GO!
Grandpa runs to the game shop and picks up his deck (uuuhhhh...the one he gave to Yugi, he's borrowing it I guess!). He gets back to Kaiba land about 10 minutes later.
Grandpa: Kaiba, I've made it!
Kaiba: Yea, Elvis has also left the building..
Grandpa: Huh?
Kaiba: Forget it old man..I figured even an old guy like YOU would know who Elvis is...
Grandpa: Let's just duel...
Kaiba: Alright but it'll probably just be a repeat of last time.
Kaiba and Grandpa pick up 5 cards. Kaiba sets one down as well as Grandpa.
Kaiba: I lay the Blue Eyes White Dragon in attack mode, talk about a lucky draw..and I'll end my turn there.
Grandpa: I put the Ferral Imp in Defensive mode!
Kaiba: BEWD, white lightning attack!
The BEWD attacks the ferral imp and destroys it.
Grandpa: *beep*
Kaiba: Hey, Mokuba is still here ya know, STOP SWEARING MAN!
Mokuba: Big brother, why is swearing bad?
Kaiba: Uh...because....it is!
Mokuba: *beep*
Kaiba: STOP IT!
Grandpa: O.n;;;;. My move. I lay out the Dark Magician in attack mode but I also set out the magical hats! They conceal the Dark Magician.
Kaiba: Are you done?
Grandpa: Yes! And YOU don't know what hat he's in!
Kaiba: You probably don't even know..
Grandpa: Sure I do!
Kaiba: No you don't..
Grandpa: Yes I do, trust me!
Kaiba: NO, you don't...
Grandpa: YES I DO!! I KNOW EXACTLY WHERE IT IS!
Kaiba: No you don't!
Grandpa: YES I DO! IT'S THE ONE ON THE RIGHT HAH! I TOLD YOU I KNEW WHERE IT WAS!
Kaiba: It's in the one on the right..my mistake of course you knew where it was...
Grandpa: I fooled ya didn't I, of course I knew where it was!
Kaiba: Ok, BEWD! Attack the right hat!
The BEWD attacks the right hat, destroying the Dark Magician.
GrandpaL Told you!
Kaiba: You simpleton, your life points have gone down if you haven't noticed.
Grandpa's Life points - 1500 Kaiba's Life Points - 2000
TO BE CONTINUED...
Yea...it sucked didn't it? Oh well, I'm not good at making up duels, srry! Plz review! I luv reviews! n.n