Today is Halloween. HOORAY FOR HALLOWEEN AND CANDY AND COSTUMES AND HOLIDAY FEASTS!

Thursday, 9:00

I had too much sugar for breakfast so this class is soo BORING ! Boring, Coring Doring Eoring Foring Goring Horing(that sounds really sketchy don't it)Joring Koring Loring Moring Noring Ooing Poring Quoring Roring Soring Toring Uoring Voring Woing Xoring Yoring Zoring! That's right BORING!



I bet that Prof. Binns is boring us because it's his evil plan to take over the world. That's right. I know what's going on man! He bores us into a stupor and while we are all zoned out, he goes and escapes and then he scares everyone and makes them follow him. I KNOW ! Then he'll make us wear Hot Pants and Rollerskates and eat Mangoes! I know he will. I heard him confess. Actually, I didn't but that would be so cool.



Well, now to potions! Why Potions? Because every chapter of my Fic has to have a potions class in it to keep the story going. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA! I think I'll play with him today. You know I really love that movie Army of Darkness(yes I had to incorporate it somehow) I'll just have to quote it for him so he will know the joy of Bruce Campell and his Chainsaw hand. How did he get a chainsaw for a hand? Well, it started like this.......................DUDE I CAN"T TELL YOU! I WOULD RUIN EVIL DEAD 2 FOR YOU IF I DID! GODD! Well, Rent the Evil Dead Trilogy if you want to know. (Subliminal Messages I know) You know what? I have been in a french Speaking mood, so here's a little french lesson for y'all. Oh damn. We're at potions. Well time to go all crazy on him.

"YOU SHALL DIE!!!!!" I scream

"Excuse me?" He asks, looking harassed.

"YOU SHALL NEVER TAKE THE NECRONOMICON!" The class looked shocked. So did Snape.

"What?"

"WE SHALL FEAST UPON YOUR SOUL!!!!!" out of nowhere, a blast of fire hits the wall, and extingishes itself.

"Yo she-bitch. Lets go" He says. Now a blast of wind out of nowhere hits me, I now take my cauldron, raise it over my head and levitate, and then pour the boiling water over him. HA! Just kidding. He still has no clue as to what I am telling him, or what the Necronomicon Ex- Mortis is. Again, that would be too cool!



"Why aren't you copying down todays notes?" He asks, as Snape-ish as he could

"BECAUSE I"LL SWALLOW YOUR SOUL!"

"Well, Ms. Davenport, You and your soul will miss the Halloween Feast when you're scrubbing the cauldrons clean if you don't stop acting so childishly." Ouch. That hurts.

"Fine Fine Fine" I say. I bet he has no clue that I just quoted Army Of Darkness again! HOORAY!



Ok. Now it's the end of potions and now everyone has gone to lunch and it's me and Daddykins.

"What were you doing earlier in class? What is a Necronomicon? " He looks concerned

"I was quoting a muggle movie, the Necronomicon Ex Mortis in the movie was the book of the dead"

"I was just wondering if you knew what you said. because In the Wizarding world, there is a necroniomicon and it's a very powerful book full of the Dark Arts. It was one of the Books that the Dark Lord studied when he underwent his transformation from Tom Riddle to what he is now. It has incantations and spells and hexes that are dangeruous and powerful and of course evil. He openly told us that he used that book to gain his power, and it is a very feared and revered book. It has killed many. NO one knows where it is, because The Dark Lord took it upon himself to keep it for his own selfish needs. For you to talk like that scared many students. You should never joke like that again, or I will really have to punish you."

"Well, How the Hell was I supposed to know what the freakin thing was?"

"Watch your language, please"

"Fine. I won't say it. I had no clue. It was just in a movie I like."



Thank Goodness that class is finally over! Now I am going to not do my homework.. Why? BECAUSE I HAVE NONE! HAR HAR HAR! Now it's time to go to the common room and read my book on stuff..................... yes I do read! Je lis en francais aussi! I feel so empty inside now.............................................must be time to annoy someone. I know just who!



"FISH HEADS FISH HEADS ROLY POLY FISH HEADS FISH HEADS EAT THEM UP YUM!"

"Oh God. Anna Why don't you go annoy someone else? I have a migraine and really could do without this right now."

"FINE! YOU DO HATE ME ! I KNEW IT!"

"I don't hate you. It's just that this headache is really killing me and I really could do without your.......................energy."

"Why don't you just make a potion for it?"

"None of them work anymore"

"take some of this" I snuck some imitrex into school for this year. I get migraines sometimes too. It's the only thing that works. It was my adopted dad's but he never got migarines. He took it to get high. What an idiot. HE had five bottles of it anyway. Again, he was an idiot.

"What is it?"

"Imitrex. It will work." He took it. He trusts me! AWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

"Thanks" he says

"No problem"

"Look, Anna, I know that you were just playing, but do you think that you could not do that in my class?"

"What? Play with you?"

"Yes. Can you?"

"Dad, can you catch the stars? How can you catch a cloud and pen it down? I am a free spirit such as the clouds and the stars. You cannot restrict me in such a manner, I'll DIE!"

"Fine"

"got to go"

"Go"

HA! HE has no clue what is about to come is way. I found this recipe for fake blood.

"FRED! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE!"

"WHAT?"

"WE NEED TO SCARE THE CRAP OUT OF SOMEONE!"

"I'M THERE!!"

"So what do you plan to do?"

"Well, I found this recipe for fake blood in this book I'm reading. All the stuff we need is easily accessible. I gave Fred and George the recipe and they went off. Now where do I go about a cauldron?

Oh. I'll use mine. DUH!

Oh. Look whose come for a little vizzie-poo. Severus Snape himself.

"Uhh, you're in the common room. MY common room. what gives?"

"I thought I'd give you a visit"

"uhhhhhhh why? I see you every day in class"

"I know, I thought I'd visit you in your territory."

"What the Hell for? To make me nervous in my own environment. Je ne suis pas bien dans ma peau quand tu visites moi."

"Ok. I wanted to give you this present. For Halloween" What the fizzle? Him, a gift, directed towards me? He hands me the box. I open it. It's a CD! OH CAKE! IT'S THE RAMONES, SEX PISTOLS AND GARY YOUNG! Wait. I can't use a cd player here. FIZZLE THAT SUCKS!

"Uhhhhh thanks. Why did you feel like you had to bring me gifts?"

"That's what parents do on Halloween"

"I did not know that. Thanks. HUGS!" I gave him a huge bear hug that he couldn't get out of if he tried.

"How about we go down to dinner?"

"Ok I guess"

So we did, and we had a great time.

I guess all in all, he does love me. I guess he doesn't show it like some dads do, but that doesn't matter. He might be feared and hated by some, but I don't care. He's my dad and I wouldn't trade him for anyone else in the world.



~THE END~