One day, during Math, Sarah looked to Sam and said.
"Here is
The Secret Life Of Bob
Bob is kewl. Bob has a bald spot Bob has an ingrown toenail Bob raises bald chickens Bob wants to be a dentist Bob lives in Iowa Bob doesn't like people with male goats, or names that's start with 'Joe' Bob says 'Werechester' instead of 'Woosta' Bob cut himself on a spoon Bob plays the bagpipes Bob eats glue Bob grows eggplant Bob has crooked pinkies Bob licks clear markers Bob is gay. kinda. Bob gets high off of Jolly Ranchers wrappers Bob eats ABC gum Bob collects air Bob thinks flowers play in Jazz Bands Bob once got married to an African Killer Bee Bob thinks calculators are un-sanitary Bob was born in Plattsburg, NY Bob wishes he had long curly blond hair. . and a mustache Bob likes pie Bob spells his name 'B-O-B' Bob thinks orange M&M's are devils spawn Bob wants to be like Yosemite Sam Bobs favorite color is Puce Bob says 'Say 'No!' to hamsters!' Bob worships plastic feet Bob wears jewelry like Mr. T Bob is afraid of toasters Bob once touched a llama Bob often dreams of being a frog Bob trims his nose hair with garden shears Bob eats stale Cheetos Bob is afraid of lobsters, of falling, of the dark, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking at a Rotary club and of the words 'Some Assembly Required' Bob is also afraid of the words 'Do Not Operate If Brain Function Is Below 5%' Bob likes to write on Stationary Cards Bob says 'Hookt un Fonix werked 4 mee!' Bob says 'SQUAT!' Bob squeezes cheese Bobs cat wont stop barking Bob is going out with Leg-Dude Bob doesn't change his socks Bob eats chicken feed Bob picks his nose Bob's nickname is . .Bob. Bob 'likes' Bob the Builder Bob also thinks the Teletubies are ho++++ Bob thinks the same thing about Leg-Dude Bob likes it when Leg-Dude does the head thing Leg-Dude calls Bob 'Bob' Bob knocked over Stonehenge when he farted Bob changed his name to 'Bob' from 'Bob'"
Sam looked to Sarah, then continued to spit spit balls at all the preppies.
Bob is kewl. Bob has a bald spot Bob has an ingrown toenail Bob raises bald chickens Bob wants to be a dentist Bob lives in Iowa Bob doesn't like people with male goats, or names that's start with 'Joe' Bob says 'Werechester' instead of 'Woosta' Bob cut himself on a spoon Bob plays the bagpipes Bob eats glue Bob grows eggplant Bob has crooked pinkies Bob licks clear markers Bob is gay. kinda. Bob gets high off of Jolly Ranchers wrappers Bob eats ABC gum Bob collects air Bob thinks flowers play in Jazz Bands Bob once got married to an African Killer Bee Bob thinks calculators are un-sanitary Bob was born in Plattsburg, NY Bob wishes he had long curly blond hair. . and a mustache Bob likes pie Bob spells his name 'B-O-B' Bob thinks orange M&M's are devils spawn Bob wants to be like Yosemite Sam Bobs favorite color is Puce Bob says 'Say 'No!' to hamsters!' Bob worships plastic feet Bob wears jewelry like Mr. T Bob is afraid of toasters Bob once touched a llama Bob often dreams of being a frog Bob trims his nose hair with garden shears Bob eats stale Cheetos Bob is afraid of lobsters, of falling, of the dark, of falling on lobsters in the dark, of speaking at a Rotary club and of the words 'Some Assembly Required' Bob is also afraid of the words 'Do Not Operate If Brain Function Is Below 5%' Bob likes to write on Stationary Cards Bob says 'Hookt un Fonix werked 4 mee!' Bob says 'SQUAT!' Bob squeezes cheese Bobs cat wont stop barking Bob is going out with Leg-Dude Bob doesn't change his socks Bob eats chicken feed Bob picks his nose Bob's nickname is . .Bob. Bob 'likes' Bob the Builder Bob also thinks the Teletubies are ho++++ Bob thinks the same thing about Leg-Dude Bob likes it when Leg-Dude does the head thing Leg-Dude calls Bob 'Bob' Bob knocked over Stonehenge when he farted Bob changed his name to 'Bob' from 'Bob'"
Sam looked to Sarah, then continued to spit spit balls at all the preppies.