Title: Christmas Songs For The Sirius-ly Insane!

Author: Wooda

Disclaimer: Any profanity or offensive material is intended!!! And must be accepted! MWHAHAHA-* cough-cough-wheeze *

Christmas Songs For The Sirius-ly!

Jolly Mr. Voldemort (To the tune of 'Jolly Old Saint Nicholas')

Jolly Mr. Voldemort

don't kill me today!

Here, take back this this lump of coal,

fore' I throw it away.

Dumbledore is coming soon,

to blow out your brains!

If your not gone in five seconds,

I'll testify to rape!

Jolly, Jolly, Jolly, Jolly

Jolly, Jolly, Jolly, Jolly

Jolly, Jolly, Jolly, Jolly

Fat Mr. Voldemort!

A/N: This horrific poem is dedicated to 'The Germ' !! For all those horrible nightmares you have bestowed….

More To Come!