9:35 PM 11/17/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Note: Apparently Goku's Mom's name is Celipa, according to the reviewers; not Toma. So I'll be calling her Celipa now.
Quote of the Week: -from dbz Movie 7
Vegeta: Kakarotto is My rival
Vegeta: Don't touch him

Chuquita's Corner:
Chuquita: Or you shall feel the wrath of a very ticked-off ouji.
Vegeta: (nods) That's right.
Goku: (sweatdropping) Just where in this particular movie does Veggie say that?
Chuquita: I have no clue, I've never seen it. I know the bad guys are androids in that one though.
Goku: (as-if-enlightened) OHHhh... (glances over at Veggie) It sounds a little over-possessive of Veggie.
Vegeta: (snorts) I'm not possessive, I was merely declaring my supreme rule over your kaka-body and soul.
Goku: (larger sweatdrop) (to Chu) Now that's scary.
Chuquita: GT Veggie calls you Goku instead of Kakarrotto.
Goku: (eyes widen) ... [walks over to Veggie & hugs him tightly] (squeaks out; teary-eyed) Rule me.
Vegeta: (smirks) Purer words were never spoken.
Goku: (suddenly lets go of Veggie and zips back over to his seat; Veggie falls over from the sudden loss of weight on his
chair) Veggie wouldn't REALLY call me by my earth-name, would he Chu-sama? Veggie loves me too much right? If Veggie were to
call me the same thing everyone else calls me than that would mean he no longer cares about his lil saiyajin no ouji thing or
me being his peasant and WHAT DID I DO TO HIM TO DESERVE THAT!! [clutches Chu by the collar and holds her up]
Chuquita: (sweatdropping) Uhhh...I don't know? (cheesy grin)
Goku: (drops her back to her seat and starts bawling about GT Veggie's 'fate') IT'S CUZ I LEFT TO TRAIN UUB ISN'T IT!
CHI-CHAN TURNED VEGGIE INTO A POD PERSON WHILE I WAS GOOOHOOOOHOOOONE!!!!
Chuquita: I HAVE heard Veggie call you Goku in some gt eps I've seen. Here's some from ep2.
GT Episode: {Vegeta:} It was my idea. You both haven't done any training recently, so it's better for you to go.
If you go with Goku, it'll be a good experience for you both.
....
{Goten:} Vegeta, I think my mom...I think my mom wants me to stay here.
{Vegeta:} She agreed with me.
{Goten:} How could she!?
Goku: (gasps) CHI-CHAN _DID_ ERASE VEGGIE'S MIND!!! (starting to get angry) WHY CHI-CHAN _WHY_!!!!
Chuquita: But wait, there's more.
GT Episode: {Boss:} [on phone again] Listen, I kidnapped Goku, and if you want to save him, you'd
better get 500 million zeni ready.
{Vegeta:} What? Goku?
{Boss:} It's just change for rich people like you, isn't it? And don't report this to the police.
If you tell the police, Goku's a dead kid.
{Vegeta:} Do what you want. See ya.
{Boss:} Hello?...Hello?
Vegeta: (to Chu) You see this is why I dislike this spinoff. I'm barely in it and when I am I don't even sound/act/look like
ME!
Chuquita: I think GT Veggie's a genetically-altered clone Bulma made in her lab.
Vegeta: (nods) Yes, I would NEVER agree with (disgustingly) Onna, (perks up) And I would NEVER call Kakay his Earth name, OR
leave him to die, OR cut my hair and grow a hideous mustache that is a mere shadow of my father's facial hair.
Goku: (teleports back behind Veggie & squeezes him) (sobbing) LITTLE VEGGIE DON'T LEAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!
Chuquita: How about this one from episode 45.
GT Episode 45: {Vegeta:} I am an Earthling with saiyajin pride!!!
Vegeta: (now looking slightly frightened and ticked-off himself) I am a _SAIYAJIN_ with _SAIYAJIN_ pride! Bakas!... That's
one of the MAIN BASIS of my character!!!
Chuquita: I did like however the episode where they show Veggie's dad, Bejito, overthrowing Bejito-sei to become King. And
did you know Veggie's 58 by the time GT begins? Son's 52!
Vegeta: (smirks) Ahh, Chu's theory of our slow saiyajin aging process is correct. How's Onna look?
Chuquita: (smushes her cheeks in so her face looks wrinkly) ... (lets out a couple giggles)
Vegeta: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! The old WITCH didn't age as gracefully as YOURS TRUELY, did she?
Goku: (muttering to himself in a sligthly paranoid manner) (still hugging Veggie) Veggie no get his mind erased, Veggie no
get his mind erased, Veggie no get his mind erased...
Vegeta: (to Chu) (sweatdrops) I think Kakarrotto's beginning to fear for my safety.
Goku: (to himself) Veggie no get as tall as Gohan, Veggie no chop his hair off, Veggie no cut his mustache, Veggie no change
his cute lil Veggie-uniform, Veggie no stop CARING ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! (bursts into tears)
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) (chokes out) Uh--of course I won't stop, err, 'caring' about you, Kakay. You're my peasant and
that, that won't change. That is until I finally defeat Onna and you become my servant-maid and we go cavorting around the
universe in a large spaceship together.
Chuquita: You see this is why I don't count GT as part of the actual time-line...well sometimes I do count it and others I
don't. It all depends on what mood I'm in.
Goku: Well that's convienent.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (sarcasm) Glad to know my future's in safe hands.
Chuquita: On a lighter note I finished all the main pages of my 'not-yet-online' website. I only have 3 mini-sections to go.
Goku: Oooh.
Vegeta: Can we call it "The Saiyajin no Ouji's Palace"?
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) It's called "Chuquita's Corner".
Vegeta: (pouts) Ohh. (grins) Oh well I still have my kingdom! [points to story]
Goku: Here's the second part to "King Me"! Where we find out what happened to little Veggie after he left my house! And other
stuff!
Chuquita: Enjoy.

Summary: Sick and tired of being only a prince, Veggie gets Goku to crown him king! With disastrous results!
Being crowned king gives the little ouji unbelieveable new powers, such as the ability to warp time and space! Now Veggie
has become bent on using his newfound powers to change Earth into a carbon copy of Bejito-sei! Will Goku and the others be
able to stop him before he completely goes off his rocker? Will they be able to un-crown him in time? CAN you un-crown
someone?

Vegeta: ALL HAIL _ME_, PEASANTS!
Goku: (happily) Now THAT'S the Veggie I know!
Vegeta: (grins) HEEEeee...
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" Oh-kay, wait, explain it to me again? "
" Ugh, " Vegeta slapped himself on the forehead, " I was crowned King so I used my new "magical King powers" to bring
you all back along with all our people and cities! " he explained to the small group in the throne room with him for the 3rd
time.
" But, that doesn't make any sense. " Nappa said, still confused.
" Don't worry about it Nappa, the important thing is we're all alive again, and now Veggie-chan's KING! " the ouji's
Aunt Cally said happily, patting Nappa on the shoulder, well, arm actually; Nappa towered a good 2 feet above even the taller
saiyajins in the room.
" Well if he could bring all us back how come we're still on Earth, I mean, where's Bejito-sei? " Raditsu scratched
his head, then turned to Vegeta, " Isn't THAT back too? "
" I can't bring the whole planet back, bakas, IT'S BEEN BLOWN INTO A MILLION PIECES THAT ARE SCATTERED ALL OVER THE
BLASTED UNIVERSE!!!! " Vegeta screamed at him, then smirked, " And if you dare say another word I'll have you thrown in the
dungeon! " Raditsu was now looking rather pale.
" One of my worst nightmares has just come true. " he sweatdropped.
" That's my boy! " former King Bejito made a fist victoriously.
" But Vegeta-- "
" --yes, Nappa? " the ouji felt a headache coming on.
" To be a king, don't you have to be crowned by someone else from the family? You know, like a sibling, or a parent,
or a mate? " he asked.
Vegeta froze, his cheeks a slight reddish tint, " Uhh, well, you see I'm so unbelievably powerful that once I hit a
certain level of power my, err, royal powers were awakened and I, umm became King! " he said proudly, then made a cheesy
smile.
" Oh...whatever you say King Vegeta-sama. " Nappa saluted him.
" Yes, exactly. Whatever I say! And I say...I say this stupid throne needs a STEPLADDER that's what I say. " Vegeta
grumbled as he tried to proudly get up onto the chair, which was up just about 2 inches past his current height. The ouji
sweatdropped and teleported from the floor onto the chair instead.
" He's acting just like his father. " former Queen Ruby sweatdropped.
" I'm still not buying this. " Raditsu said skeptically as he watched the smaller saiyajin happily nestle himself
into the throne's seat cushion.
" You'll BUY IT or else I'LL send you to the dungeon. " Bejito narrowed his eyes at Raditsu, who laughed nervously
and backed up.
" Of course, the dungeon, right. " Raditsu let out a nervous chuckle, then thought outloud to himself, " Nappa's
right, in order for 'shorty' over there to have become our new King he would have had to have SOMEONE initiate and crown him.
AND that person would need to have some royal blood or at least some of it in their veins...but the only other saiyajin I
know of who could possibly still have been alive to do THAT is-- " he froze. Raditsu's eyes widened to twice the size, " No
WAY! " he said, completely disgusted, " You SICKO! _I_ KNOW HOW YOU GOT YOURSELF CROWNED, KING VEGETA! YOU USED MY LITTLE
BRO--mmphMMPH! " Vegeta lept down and slapped his hand over Raditsu's mouth.
" It's-not-what-you-think! " Vegeta whispered quickly, " I mean, uhh, there was this Buu monster, right? And to beat
him Kakarrotto and I used these things made by the Kais called the portara earrings that supposedly-- "
" --YOU DID DO THAT TO HIM!!! " Raditsu shrieked, sickened, " Oh _MAN_! There's a mental image I could do WITHOUT! "
" It didn't happen THAT WAY, it was a type of fusion. " the ouji retorted, still whispering so no one else could hear
him.
" That's a new name for it. " Raditsu mumbled, " What'cha do? Hold him down against his will and-- "
" Fusion is a fighting technique you bakayaro!! " Vegeta growled, slamming him against the wall, " It was supposedly
a permanent technique where two bodies join together and create a brand new one! "
" ... " Raditsu just stared at him in shock and almost-pity.
" ...oh God it DOES sound like that doesn't it. " Vegeta himself turned a pale green and looked away, " Stupid
Kakarrotto, it was HIS idea, not mine! "
" HA! " the other saiyajin mock-laughed.
" And if you weren't his brother I would slice your head off right this instant infront of everybody and send you
back to the same depths I just pulled you out of. " he snarled dangerously, then dropped Raditsu to the floor, then made his
way back to his throne.
" THAT STILL DOESN'T CHANGE THE FACT THAT YOU AND KAKA--- "
" --ENOUGH!! " Vegeta grabbed a nearby leaver which was fastened in the floor next to his throne. He grabbed it and
pulled it back, causing the tile beneath Raditsu to drop open and send the saiyajin plummeting downwards into the dungeon,
" WHO ELSE WANTS SOME!!! " he shook his fist in the air daringly, his face a bright red.
" Vegeta is there something you're not telling us? " Ruby asked him suspicously.
" Nothing-Mommy. " the ouji quickly spat out, a nervous sweat dripping down the side of his face, " Ra--Raditsu was
merely sputtering nonsense, yes. He--he's gone mad from all the years DOWN THERE. " he pointed to the ground.
" In the dungeon? " Cally blinked, confused.
" In H.F.I.L., Aunt Cally. " Vegeta sweatdropped, correcting her.
" Those two deserve each other. " Ruby muttered at Cally and Nappa.
Bejito walked over to the throne and smirked at the leaver, then gave it a swift pull sending the tiles under Nappa
wide open. Nappa fell down only halfway before becoming lodged in at the stomach. Nappa sweatdrop and the rest of the group
sans Vegeta narrowed their eyes at Bejito, who stepped a couple paces away from the leaver, whistling innocently.
" Thing has a mind of it's own, it's, umm, getting kind of rusty you know. " Bejito said in a dignified manner, then
turned away, suddenly interested in the wall behind him.
" Help? " Nappa squeaked out, his gut trapped in the hole.
" Mommy why don't you and father go relax somewhere, you know, seeing as I'm not in charge here you have plenty of
time to do what you want to do. " Vegeta said, changing the subject.
" Hmm, " Ruby smirked to herself, musing, " Heh-heh-heh... " she paused and glanced down at Vegeta, " Are you sure
you'll be alright? " she asked, slightly worried.
" Mother, I am MORE than ept to rule this kingdom, after all I WAS the one who just restored it using my awesome new
powers; being that my Kingly powers grow in proportion to my ki strength I will be physically unBEATABLE! " Vegeta boasted.
" Alright then. " Ruby patted her son on the back, then turned in the direction of the former King, " BejitOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! " she screamed suddenly as yet another trap door opened and she went hurtling
downwards into it. Cally, Nappa, and Vegeta turned to Bejito, who was staring back at them cluelessly, his hand still on the
leaver. He noticed it and quickly pulled his hand away and folded them.
" Umm...butterfingers? " Bejito grinned cheesily, then cringed at a loud thump of something hitting the floor beneath
them. The thump was then followed by a pair of unusually calm footsteps heading up the stairs. The door to the throne room
was kicked open and Ruby calmly walked in, now covered in dirt and her hair messed up. She walked up to her husband, glared
at him, then smirked and grabbed the leaver. Bejito laughed nervously, " Heh-heh-heh, hi honey. " he waved. Ruby pulled the
leaver, causing Bejito to fall through another hole in the floor, screaming on the way down.
" Good luck Vegeta. " Ruby gave the ouji a hug, then shouted into the hole in the floor, " I'LL MEET YOU OUT FRONT,
BEJI-CHAN! "
" I'm oh-kay... " Bejito moaned weakly from the floor beneath them.
" Can you and Bejito give me a ride into town? " Cally asked, " I figure as long as we're on Earth now I can get some
of my shopping done first-hand! " she said cheerfully.
" Hmm? Sure. " Ruby replied, " We'd be glad to, RIGHT BEJITO! " she shouted curiously back at the floor.
" Always a...pleasure...oww. " Bejito called back up in pain. The duo left the room.
" Help? " Nappa called, " I'm, I'm still stuck in this hole?....Help? "
" Bye Mommy! " Vegeta waved happily to her.
" Bye Veggie-chan, have fun! " Ruby smiled at him; both completely oblivious to Nappa's still-trapped condition.
" Believe me, " Vegeta smirked, sitting back in his chair, " I will. "


" And sometimes me-n-Veggie watch TV together and it's so much fun cuz little Veggie always falls asleep during the
movie and I catch him on my tummy and let him nap there till he's all rested up and then we have a big pillow-fight but
Veggie always wants to take the big pillow even though he's little and it's so cute watchin him swing around this huge pillow
and trying to hit me with it. I always win though, but, but sometimes I let little Veggie beat me just for the fun of it and
he starts hopping around and doing a cute lil victory dance it's so funny! " Goku continued to happily ramble on for the
other goku-look-alikes who were eagerly and with wonder taking in everything he had said for the past half hour.
" I WANNA VEGGIE TOO! " one of the goku's raised his hand.
" YEAH! ME TOO! "
" ME TOO! "
Several of them now had their hands raised.
" Well, you can't. There's only one little Veggie. As far as I know, anyway. " Goku had a small sweatdrop on the side
of his head, " But then again I only thought there was just one of me so I could be wrong. "
" Let's hope you're right. " Chi-Chi interupted, then tapped him on the shoulder, " Go-chan? Shouldn't we be warning
them of the DANGERS the Ouji imposes upon them, like SERVANT-HOOD! " she turned to the group, who were all looking at her
cluelessly.
" Servant-hood? What's servant-hood? " another of the goku's asked, confused.
" "Servant-hood" is when the EVIL LITTLE OUJI _ENSLAVES_ YOU and makes you wear frilly little too-short-for-you're-
-own-good skirts! " Chi-Chi said darkly.
" ... " the group blinked, turning to one another for some form of guidance. They turned back to Chi-Chi, Goku, Gohan
, and Bulma.
" What's a skirt? "
" WAHH!! " Chi-Chi fell over, " GOKU! DO SOMETHING! " she snapped at him.
" And little Veggie's about this high but if he stands on his tippy-toes his head can just reach the bottom of my
neck. " Goku explained to one of his look-a-likes. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" Oh you're no help. " she groaned, then hopped onto one of the tables in what looked like a mess hall, " ALRIGHT,
LISTEN UP YOU ALMOST-SUCKED-INTO-THE-WORLD-OF-OUJI-DOM-THANKS-TO-GOKU LOOK ALIKES!! THE OUJI IS A TERRIBLE EVIL BEING! HE
WANTS TO USE YOU TO DO EMBARASSING LENGTHY HOUSEHOLD CHORES AND PAMPER HIS EVIL LITTLE TUSH! " Chi-Chi turned to Goku, " GOKU
TELL THEM ABOUT YOUR "SERVANT-MAID" UNIFORM!! "
" Uhh, I'd, I'd rather not. " Goku looked away uneasily.
" Oh yes, heaven forbid we tell them about the DARK side of your "little buddy". Well let me tell you something,
Goku, you can sugarcoat the image you have in your head of that Ouji but that's still not gonna change the one we have to
deal with everyday! Is it! "
" Veggie's a good person Chi-chan, he's just a little mixed-up sometimes. " Goku squeaked out cautiously.
" A _LITTLE_ MIXED--a little mixed up? He's been plotting to enservant-ize you for over a year now! And he's had that
"servant-maid" costume ready for you since early JANUARY!!! HOW CAN YOU EVEN LIKE HIM NONE THE LESS PRAISE AND RAVE ABOUT HIM
TO THIS GANG OF SAIYAJINS WHO LOOK JUST LIKE YOU!!! "
" I don't like Veggie. " Goku said in a small voice, looking down at the floor.
" You don't? " Chi-Chi blinked, surprised.
" Uh-uh.... " Goku broke into a grin, " I _LOVE_ VEGGIE!!! "
" WAHH!! " Chi-Chi fell over for the second time, then instantly lept to her feet, pulled a strip of duct-tape out of
her pocket and smacked it over Goku's mouth, " DON'T YOU DARE USE THOSE THREE WORDS IN A SENTENCE EVER AGAIN!!!! " she
screamed angrily. Goku whinced, then looked down at the duct tape over his mouth in shame.
" Umm, Chi? " Bulma spoke up.
" WHADDA YOU WANT! _YOU_ WANNA TELL ALL THESE OTHER GOKU'S HOW "WONDERFUL ADORABLE AND PERFECT" THE OUJI IS!! " she
roared in anger.
" No, I was just going to say I think we should all get going. If this section of Earth is now "Bejito-sei" who knows
how much longer the sun's going to be out! I'd like it if we could find Vegeta before it gets dark. Besides, I'd rather not
know what this place is like at night. " Bulma shivered.
" It is like a fiesta! " one of the gokus grinned, sliding past her as if he was wearing ice-skates.
" What's a fiesta? " another one asked him.
" I don't know! " the first goku replied cheerfully.
" I'm starting to get a headache from all this. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" Alright, we'll go. " Chi-Chi gave in, " But when we come back all these other gokus better not be gone and trapped
by the Ouji like a bunch of--of-- "
" "Harem-Kakays"! " Goku pointed out, the ripped off duct-tape in his hand.
Chi-Chi pulled off another strip and slapped it over his mouth, " YOU CUT THAT OUT! NO MORE OUJI-TALK FOR YOU!!! If
you want to talk you may talk, AS LONG AS IT'S NOT ABOUT THE OUJI OR _TO_ THE OUJI!! "
" He's got a name, you know. " Goku pouted from underneath the duct-tape.
" Yes, an EVIL name! " Chi-Chi snapped. Goku sighed, defeated, then left the building with the rest of the gang.
" Kaasan, I really think you're over-exaggerating. " Gohan sweatdropped as they walked along.
" Gohan, do you realize what would happen if the Ouji happened to wander into the valley of "kakarrottos" over here
who are all; now thanks to our OWN fellow "kakarrotto"; completely smitten with the little monster!! " she exclaimed.
Gohan stopped walking for a moment to shudder, " Ehh. "Kaka-harem". "
" EXACTLY! " Chi-Chi nodded. She sighed, a bit winded, " This 10X gravity wears on you. " she grumbled.
" Hey! But you're all getting used to it aren't you? " Goku grinned through the duct tape on his mouth, " Even
Bulma's walking normal now. "
Bulma sweatdropped, lagging about 5 feet behind the others, " Barely. "
" Well I think we're almost to the city, or what looks like a city. " Gohan squinted.
" Personally I hope we can find someone who can take us to where that Ouji is. Those goku-clones or whatever they
were didn't help us out any. " Chi-Chi grumbled.
" I LIKED the me-clones. " Goku pouted, " They understand me & my little Veggie. "
" Goku, they were infinitely more simple-minded than you are, they only "understood" because you kept talking like
that Ouji was your personal stuffed play-thing. "
" Veggie is...kinda, in a way, sort of.......when Veggie's asleep or unconsious he's kind of like a toy. " Goku said,
trying to think up something to reply.
Chi-Chi turned a pale green, " WHEN have you played with him while he was "asleep or unconsious"?? "
" Couple times. "
" ... "
" ... :) "
" Ohh, my head. " Chi-Chi groaned, putting her hand on her forehead, " Let's just find some to ask directions, ok? "
" Does a giant fish count? " Goku asked curiously.
Chi-Chi looked at him incrediously, " What are you talking abou-- " she froze to see just that; a huge fish unlike
any she had ever seen on Earth wobble across the street on its side. Goku ran over to it.
" HEY MR. FISH!! "
" GOKU DON'T!! " Chi-Chi snapped at him.
" Hi Mr. Fishy, my name's Goku. Do you know how I can get to my little Veggie's castle and do you mind if I nibble on
your fin? " the rest of the group collectively sweatdropped.
" What? " the fish lifted upward to expose two figures, well, one figure and the bottom half of another.
" It's a lady! Hi lady! " Goku waved to her. The others ran over to them.
" Oh thank goodness! Somebody who doesn't look exactly like Goku. " Chi-Chi said, relieved, then noticed the woman's
goku-ish bangs and sweatdropped.
" Close enough. " Bulma nodded.
" She looks just like Videl...only with green eyes. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" My name is Celipa, and behind me is Bardock-kun; we're going to cook fish. " she smiled happily, then paused to
hear munching behind her and lifted the fish up only to pull up the man holding the southern end of the fish with it. Celipa
gave a swift punch to the fish and unlatching the head stuck in the fish's stomach hole. The other figure fell out and landed
onto the ground.
" Oww. " he twitched in a slight pain.
" Oh God it's another one. " Chi-Chi groaned at the sight of yet-another goku-look-alike, then paused. This one was
slightly tanner than the others and had slightly more ouji-esqe eyes, along with a couple scars on his face.
" What was that for? Are we there yet? " he stood up, looking around. The man noticed a similar sized saiyajin
wearing an orange gi grinning and waving at him. He grinned himself, " Kakarrotto! "
Goku squinted a second, then teleported over to him and hugged him, " MY DADDY!! "
Everyone sans Goku, Bardock, and Celipa fell over.
" I saw you in a vision! " Bardock exclaimed.
" I saw you in a vision too! And Veggie's Daddy was there too and so was Veggie but he was naked so I guess that
doesn't explain much, but I saw you! "
" Wait, you were with that Ouji NAKED!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Yeah, Veggie was cheering me on. Something about being the last saiyajins left, I don't remember now it's all
kinda fuzzy. " Goku thought back. Chi-Chi turned a pale white with terror.
" WHERE WAS THIS!! "
" Back when we were on Namek. " he replied innocently.
Chi-Chi cupped her hands over her mouth, " Oh holy-- "
" That's where I saw YOU! " Bardock pointed at Goku, letting go, " You were facing off against Freeza! King Vegeta
told everyone earlier today that Freeza was and has been dead for a long time now. Did you do it? "
" Well, I DID beat him...kinda, in a way, sort of...... "
Chi-Chi smacked the back of Goku's head, " Why yes he did defeat Freeza. " she said pleasantly.
" But Mirai was the one who TECHINCALLY-- "
" --oh shuddup! No one cares about Mirai and that one didn't count anyway. He was mostly a robot at that point to
begin with. You're the one who sliced him in half. "
" You SLICED Freeza in HALF! " Celipa grinned, " WOW, I wish I could've seen THAT. " she said, then frowned, " I died
in a battle a few weeks before Bejito-sei was blown up. At least I THINK it was a few weeks. I still can't tell. "
" _I_ died burning to a crisp by the ki Freeza threw at Bejito-sei. " Bardock added, " Which is why I don't fry my
food anymore...I get these bad shell-shock episodes whenever I see something being fried under intense heat. "
" Like french fries? " Goku asked.
" ...yeah, I guess. " he scratched his head.
" *sizzle*sizzle*sizzle*. "
" --AHH! " Bardock froze, then glanced over his shoulder and sweatdropped to see Celipa trying her best not to burst
into laughter.
" *sizzle*sizzle*. " she chuckled. Bardock glared, then burst into laughter as well.
" SO! Want some fish? "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then grabbed a huge chunk off the fish and stuffed a piece into his mouth, " MMM! Yummy! "
" Goku, you just ATE! " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, pointing in the direction they had come from.
" ...I did? " Goku blinked, " .....that's oh-kay! " he perked up, then joined his mother in lighting a fire while
Bardock left the area and quickly returned with a large stick and shoved said stick through the middle of the fish. He held
it over the fire and started to turn it.
" I thought you had a fear of fire. " Bulma asked him.
" Hmm? No that's just with fried things. You know, deep-fried; oils; that kind of thing. This is cooking. It's
completely different. " Bardock explained, then grinned in a son-ish way up at her, " Want some? "
" Uhh, no--no thanks. No fish for me. Haha, I'm, I'm on a fish-free diet, thanks. " Bulma laughed nervously, " Gohan,
Chi-Chi that thing's HUGE! " she whispered to them.
" I know. " Chi-Chi grumbled, " I wonder who cleans up for them all? "
Bardock grabbed a small piece of the fish, tossed it on the ground, and sent a ki blast at it, zapping it into
oblivion, " That's how. " he smiled, then returned his attention to the fish.
" So you're my Mommy. "
" Uh-uh. "
" And you're also Raditsu's Mommy. "
" That's why they're called brothers. " Celipa said happily.
" But, Raditsu doesn't look anything like you or Dad. I look more like you and 'toussan than Raditsu does. " Goku
said, confused, " How did he--? "
" I have NO idea. " Celipa sweatdropped, " All I do remember is 21 hours of very intense labor pains and a baby whose
hair was bigger than his head. "
" His hair's STILL bigger than his head. " Goku giggled, " Was I hard to have? " he asked childishly.
" You're the reason you don't have any younger brothers or sisters. " she replied shortly.
" Oh... " Goku blushed, " That long? "
" ... " Celipa blinked, " I don't remember. "
Goku sweatdropped.
" Well, these are undoubtedly Goku's parents. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" It feels weird, they look so young. " Gohan said.
" That's because they don't 'age' in other world. " Bulma explained.
" AND they're both saiyajins. " Chi-Chi added, then glanced off in the direction of the castle, " Speaking of
saiyajins, " she turned to Goku's parents, " Neither one of you would know how to get to the "king's" castle, would you? "
Both saiyajins cocked their heads at her, " It's right behind you. " Bardock pointed out.
Chi-Chi looked over her shoulder and sweatdropped, " I KNOW _THAT_!! YOU THINK I'M BLIND! "
" She means how do we get INTO the castle. " Gohan interupted, " We want to talk to Vegeta. "
" And I miss my little Veggie! " Goku frowned, holding up a doodle of a happy-looking, chibinized Vegeta with a crown
on his head.
Chi-Chi glared at the doodle, yanked it away from Goku, and ripped it into little pieces, " HE'S NOT _CUTE_, GOKU!!
HE'S _EVIL_!! "
" Like this? " Goku grinned, holding up yet another chibinized Vegeta doodle, only this one had a pouty look on his
face and had his chubby arms crossed.
" ... " Chi-Chi slapped herself on the face, " ...closer. " she gritted her teeth. She grabbed a pencil and paper
from Goku's pocket and scribbled something out on it, " THAT is what the Ouji looks like, Goku! "
Goku looked at her drawing, confused. Chi-Chi's version of the small, chubby, cuddly little thing Goku had drawn was
frightening to say the least. It looked like it was in the shadows and had claws instead of gloves. The drawing also had no
pupils in it's narrow eyes and had a pair of fangs in its open mouth. Goku shivered at it, then looked down at his chibi-ish
version who was staring up off the paper at any onlookers with it's larger-than-usual shimmery eyes and a humble little
smile. It had one of it's mitten-like hands waving upward.
" I like mine better, yours doesn't look like little Veggie at all. " Goku pointed at Chi-Chi's, " That one's scary."
" So is yours. " she wryly commented at the sugary-sweet version on the larger saiyajin's paper.
" Umm, we could walk you to the castle if you want, it's not far from here. " Celipa said, trying to relieve the
tension between Goku and Chi-Chi.
" That'll be great! Thanks. " Bulma nodded for the group, " WE'RE ALL GOING TO THE CASTLE, GUYS! " she shouted.
" YAY! VEGGIE-TIME!! " Goku squealed, " I'M GONNA GET ME SOME VEGGIE-TIME! " he ran off ahead of the group.
" Kakarrotto? " Bardock called out to him. Goku paused from running and was now jogging in place.
" Yeah? "
" It's...that way. " Bardock pointed in the opposite direction.
" ...oh. " Goku said, embarassed. He turned around and ran back in the correct direction, " HERE I COME LITTLE
BUDDY!! " he shouted determindly, then raced off.
Celipa turned to Bardock, " What's a, "little buddy"? " she blinked, confused. Bardock shrugged.
" Believe me, " Chi-Chi grumbled, crumbling up her paper and throwing it away, " You don't wanna know. "



" *WHEW*! Finally some peace. " Vegeta smiled as he sat back in his chair. The past several hours had been freakishly
hectic. Everytime he finished solving one problem somebody bolted into the throne room with another one. A whole 20 minutes
had now passed without anyone entering his throne room--which was partially due to the fact that Vegeta had locked it shut.
Nappa, who was still stuck halfway in and halfway out the whole in the floor, was now snoring and had a large booger-bubble
expanding and contracting out one nostril. The ouji had become oblivious to the bald saiyajin during the busy-ness of the day
and pulled out a Capsule Corp caspule. He looked around to see if anyone was watching, then threw the capsule onto the floor
to expose his stuffed 'Kaka-chan'.
" Hiii Kakay. " the ouji said contently as he picked his stuffed toy up and gave it a squeeze, then hopped up back
onto his throne with it now on his lap, " I haven't seen you all day Kaka-chan. Did you miss your King and ruler? " he gave
it another tight squeeze.
" *squeak*! " Kaka-chan squeaked.
" That's my peasant. " Vegeta said happily, then frowned, " I wish Kakarrotto would hurry. You don't think he forgot
about me do you? "
" ... "
" Or, or what if he thinks I forgot about him so he decided TO forget about me? "
" ... "
" Ohhh.. " Vegeta groaned.
" *squeeeeeeak*! " the toy's high-pitched noise echoed throughout the room.
" Wha-huh? " Nappa groggily opened one eye, then both of them snapped wide open at the sight of Vegeta coddling
himself against the large plushie and trying to comfort it, " WHAT THE HECK IS THAT!! " he stupidly screamed in a very loud
voice. Vegeta's face flushed as he instantly dropped Kaka-chan and lept to the ground in a frantic search for the capsule to
put it back in, " Holy beef that's a giant stuffed Kakarrotto toy isn't it!!! " Nappa looked utterly confused and slightly
green in the face.
" No! No it's not what you think! " Vegeta yelped, " It's, uhh, it's a punching bag, yeah, I uhh, I use it for target
practice. " he threw a rather weak punch at the soft plush toy.
" ... " Nappa's eyes widened in disbelief, " But you were--HOLDING it in your ARMS! "
" I WAS NOT!! " the ouji retorted, stills searching for the capsule, " Why does she have to make these stupid things
so darn SMALL. " he cussed under his breath.
" What's he holding? " Raditsu asked from the dungeon, bored yet slightly curious.
" It's a giant stuffed toy of Kakarrotto. " Nappa said, still in shock, " He was holding it on his LAP. "
" WHAT?! " Raditsu gawked, then flew up and grabbed Nappa's feet, trying to pull him out of the hole, " I GOTTA SEE
THIS! "
" *ACK*! " Nappa cried out, " What are you doing?! "
" I'm trying to get your fat body out of this tiny hole! " Raditsu grumbled.
" I'm not fat, I'm just big-boned. " Nappa snuffed him.
" Nappa, you need to go to a SPECIALIST just to get pants big enough to FIT YOUR FAT BEHIND!!! " Raditsu exclaimed.
" It's not called a specialist, it's called a TAILOR. " Nappa nodded, then screamed as he got sucked downward through
the hole and plummeted to the floor, nearly crushing Raditsu in the process, " Hey, I'm FREE! " he grinned.
" I'm in pain... " Raditsu squeaked out.
" Hmm? OH! " Nappa got up to see the other saiyajin now flattened like a pancake on the ground, " Wow, you still
alive? "
" Surprisingly, yes. " Raditsu then stuck his finger in his mouth and exhaled, causing his body to blow back up like
a balloon. He sighed with relief and got up.
" How'd you do that? " Nappa asked, amazed.
" ...I'm not sure. " Raditsu's eyes widened as he contimplated exactly how he could've just accomplished the feat.
" *SqueEEEEEEEEAK*! "
" What was THAT? " Raditsu looked upward.
" That's the squeaky sound that life-sized Kakarrotto plush makes when Vegeta hugs it. " Nappa replied.
Raditsu cringed, " Yet another mental image I could do without. " he flew upwards and out of the hole in the floor
only to find the room empty. He blinked, surprised, " Well that's weird. "
" What? " Nappa flew up and began to stick his head out when all of a sudden he felt a foot stomp ontop of it,
" Oww. "
" Moron, you'll just get yourself stuck again, use the door downstairs. " Raditsu pointed in the direction.
" Why didn't you do that? "
" ... "
" ... "
Raditsu sweatdropped, " Doh!....I wasn't thinking of it at the time. " he snapped. Nappa just snickered in response
and headed for the stairs.
" It's oh-kay, I know, Kakay'll be here soon I won't worry I promise. "
" Eh? " Raditsu creeped over towards the throne and spotted a familiar brown fuzzy tail peaking out from around back,
" Heh. " he smirked, then poked his head around the corner. His eyes nearly flew out of his head. Vegeta was sitting behind
the throne holding the plush toy against him while rubbing its back and wrinkling one of Goku's gi's while he was at it.
" I'm waiting Kakay, don't worry. " he smirked at kaka-chan, " I still care for you. "
" WHAT IN THE NAME OF FLAMING HAIRBALLS DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?! "
Vegeta froze and looked up at Raditsu like a deer in headlights, " Uhh... "
" ... "
" Punching....bag? " the ouji grinned at him cheesily.
" You know what, I don't WANT to know what you're doing. " Raditsu said flatly, " Whatever kind of bizarro-world
relationship you have formed with my younger brother is fine with me. As long as you both stay as FAR AWAY from me as
possible, I'll be perfectly happy. "
" But-- "
" Now if you'll excuse me, I've got to get to the bathroom so I can wash my brain out with laundry detergent and
gouge out my eyeballs before I see anything further. " he remarked sarcastically as he left the throne room.
Nappa entered as Raditsu was leaving. He turned to Vegeta, " He wasn't serious, was he? "
Vegeta sweatdropped, embarassed, " Oh shut up, Nappa. "


" FIVE! " Bejito shouted as he swung his golf-club and sent the ball careening through the air, it smacked into a
building and came flying back at him.
" AHH! " Ruby quickly ducked, then stood back up, " That was a close one. " she groaned. The ball bounced off another
building behind them and beaned Ruby on the back of the head. The ball fell to the ground. She narrowed her eyes in
aggitation. Meanwhile, Bejito was scanning the area, slightly confused as to where his ball had landed.
" It's "four", Bej. " Ruby corrected him, grumbling and rubbing the back of her head in pain.
" ...oh. " Bejito blinked, " Well I'm still the unacting King of this planet and I can call any number I prefer when
hitting this small white ball. "
" No, Bejito it's a rule of golf, you yell "four". "
" Why? "
" ... " Ruby paused, " HOW SHOULD I KNOW! We've only BEEN on this planet for 6 hours now! "
" Well I choose to yell five. If the commoners yell four than it is unfit for the King to do so. " Bejito snorted in
a vegeta-like manner. Ruby sweatdropped. He placed another golf ball on the ground and swung back, " FIVE!!! "
" FOUR, THREE, TWO, ONE! " Cally said happily as she walked out of a nearby shop in the capital. She walked over to
the couple and pulled a red bike helmet out of the bag and handed it to Ruby, " Here you go sis. Can't imagine what you
needed a helmet for. " she smiled. Ruby put the helmet on.
" Oh, you'll know in a few seconds. " Ruby smirked.
" Huh? " Cally blinked. Ruby stepped to the side as another familiar little white ball hurtled in Cally's direction
and knocked her right between the eyes, " Hahaha, I get it now, heh-heh... " she backed up woozily, then fainted.
" Oops. " Bejito sweatdropped, noticing the golf ball lying on Cally's nose, " Oh well, play it where it lies. " he
geared up his golf club.
Ruby gulped, " ACK! BEJITO NO!!! "
" *WHACK*!!! "
" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!! " Cally screamed in pain, sitting up and covering
her nose with her hands.
Ruby rolled her eyes at Bejito.
" What? That was a rule! You said play by the rules! "
" MORON!!! " Cally shook her fist in Bejito's direction, " WHAT DID I DO TO YOU!!! " she stomped off, flustered,
" Honestly! You could smash a girl's nose off with that thing... "
" Actually it looks like he did put a little dent in it. " Ruby observed.
" WHA-WHA-WHAT! " Cally yelped, looking down at her nose, " Where? WHERE?! "
" Haha, just kidding. " Ruby snickered.
Cally blew a raspberry in her direction and stomped back towards the shopping center.
" Just out of curiousity, Rubs, you wouldn't happen to know WHERE I'm supposed to be aiming this ball at, would
you? " Bejito asked her, scratching his head.
" Hmm? No, not really. But I'd probably say away from the peasants. I'd rather you not kill them all off right after
we've just gotten them back. " she nodded.
" Oh-kay. " Bejito changed his direction, then swung back. His putter collided with the ball, sending it into near
orbit, " SEVEN!! " he shouted at no one in particular.
Ruby sweatdropped.



" So, you're saying ANYONE can become a super saiyajin? " Bardock's eyes widened in surprise as the group walked down
a street in the city square.
" Well, not just anyone. " Goku replied, " You have to reach a certain level of strength to begin with, going super's
also got a big emotional factor. You need something to mentally push you through that last barrier. For me it was my need to
defeat Freeza after he had killed my best friend, Kuririn. For Gohan it was his need not to let us down and to protect his
friends, " he pointed to Gohan, who let out a nervous chuckle, " For Veggie it was his then-hatred of me, course he doesn't
hate me anymore cuz Veggie became my little buddy and we do all sorts of buddy-things together like having sleepovers and
roasting marshmellows and-- "
" --GOKU! " Chi-Chi snapped, " Off-topic. "
" --hmm? OH! And then there's Trunks and Goten but I'm not sure how they went super saiyajin. I was dead at the
time. " Goku said cheerfully.
Celipa blinked, " What? "
" Long story. " Bulma sweatdropped, " Hey I think I'm finally getting the hang of this heavy gravity thing. "
" Chi-chan trained Goten, he's the youngest one of us to reach that level. " Goku smiled. Chi-Chi grinned boastfully.
" Really? That's incredible! " Bardock said, grinning ear-to-ear.
" I'm glad you approve of me being your daughter-in-law. " Chi-Chi said proudly.
" Oh brother. " Bulma sweatdropped, " Vegeta'd tear her apart for this if he were here. "
" So, where's your tail? " Bardock asked Chi-Chi, who froze.
" Uhhh-- "
" Well you see 'toussan, Chi-chan's an Earthli---mmph? " Goku yelped as Chi-Chi covered his mouth with her hands,
" I'm the princess of Earth! " she declared. The Z gang fell over.
" WHAT!! " Gohan exclaimed.
" Yes, my father the Ox King is the ruler of Earth and he decided to pass it down to me his only child and now I'm
its ruler. "
" But Chi-CHAN!!! " Goku exclaimed, embarassed by her blatent lie.
" That automatically makes you my prince, Go-chan. " Chi-Chi smiled at him, " You wanted to be royalty didn't you? "
Goku stared at her with big pouty eyes, " But Chi-chan I wanna be my little Veggie's pri-- "
" YOU'RE--NOT--HIS--OUJO! " she gritted through her teeth, clutching his collar as if she was about to tear him to
pieces, " You're MY prince, GET IT? " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes at the large saiyajin, who just stuck his bottom lip out in
repsonse, " Good. " she smiled, dropping him to the floor.
" Her, "Princess of the Earth". " Bulma rolled her eyes, " That's bull. "
" More like Ox. " Gohan sweatdropped.
" But it's not fair, I crowned Veggie, don't I at least get a medal or a "thank you for indirectly saving everybody"
feast? " the larger saiyajin pouted.
" YOU crowned him! " Celipa's eyes nearly blew out of her head, " But--that's IMPOSSIBLE unless King Vegeta had--
K-chan, lift up your shirt! " she said nervously. Goku shrugged and did so. Celipa looked over his stomach and chest, then
sighed with relief, " Kakarrotto, it is not nice to fool your mother. " she narrowed her eyes at him, then grinned and
grabbed something off a nearby cart that looked like a 3 foot tall apple, " Here you go. " she said warmly.
" YAY! " Goku cheered, grabbing the huge apple and taking a bite out of it, " MMmm, I LOVE MY MOMMY. " he squealed.
" Heeheehee. " Celipa grinned at him in a near-perfect copy of Goku's own grin.
" Man, that was one crisis I'm glad we avoided. " Bardock wiped the nervous sweat off his forehead in relief, " I'd
hate to think what would happen to us if Kakarrotto had been the one to crown King Vegeta. " he groaned.
" But I AM the one who crowned little Veh--MMPH! " Chi-Chi shoved the large apple back over Goku's mouth before he
could say anything else.
" He likes to play pretend a lot, my Go-chan. " she laughed nervously, " One day he's a pirate, the next he's a
fireman, the next he's the Ouji's "princess". You know, silly stuff like that. "
Goku felt his bottom eyelid twitch, a small vein bulging on his forehead in displeasure, " Chi-chan lieing is wrong."
" It isn't when it's to keep you save from that evil little being's clutches. " she whispered at him. Goku frowned
and continued eating his apple.
" Umm, I'm Vegeta's wife so I guess that makes me the princess, I guess. " Bulma scratched her head.
" Queen. " Bardock corrected her.
" Of course Bulma's the Queen. " Goku said happily, then grumbled, " That's because I'M the princess. "
" If you're the Queen that must mean you have the mark. " Celipa blinked.
" What mark? "
" The one just below your neck, in the general direction of your heart. " Bardock explained, then lifted his shirt
and pointed to a red mark at the spot he just mentioned, " See? Each other bites as hard as they can and it forms a bond. "
" *a-hem*, portara. *a-hem*. " Goku let out a little cough.
" That doesn't count. It's jewelry! " Chi-Chi quietly snapped at him. Goku shrugged and tugged tightly on his left
earlobe.
" YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!! " a scream of pain
echoed through the castle. Chi-Chi sweatdropped.
" STILL-DOESN'T-COUNT!!! "
" What was that? " Gohan blinked, looking up at the castle in the distance.
" A mark...is that like a vampire bite sort of thing? " Bulma asked, confused.
" Nooo, if we were to bite on each other's necks we'd most likely rip several holes in one another's lungs and die
almost instantly. Supposedly souls are connected through the heart, or near it. " Bardock explained.
" Can souls get connected through the ear-lobes? " Goku raised his hand. Chi-Chi slapped herself on the forehead.
" Why would you want to bite someone's ear-lobe? " Bardock asked him.
" Ear-wax. " Celipa stuck out her tongue in disgust.
" No no no, there's no biting anybody in a portara fusion. " Goku laughed, " Back when me and Veggie were fighting
this bad guy, Buu, we used these magical earrings that fuse two bodies together forever into a new, third body. But after Buu
ate Vejitto; that's our fusion baby; the spell wore off and Ji-chan died and me-n-Veggie got our bodies back but we're still
connected is that anything like what you and Mommy did? "
" Uhh-- " Bardock stared blankly, confused and for a loss of words.
" I've never heard of any magical fusion earrings. " Celipa said, " I guess that's a type of bond if what you said
was all true. "
" Yeah, and since the fusion was meant to be permanent when we became unfused we retained a little bit of each
other's dna which allowed me to crown Veggie and have it work! "
" OHHHHhhh, I get it. " Bardock said, " Now that you've swapped several genes with King Vegeta you're a sort of
hybrid-blooded saiyajin and had enough of his genetic code to be able to crown him. "
" EXACTLY! " Goku stood up happily, " That's what I've been wanting to tell you!!! " he grinned.
Bardock paused for a moment, then sweatdropped, " That unintentionally makes YOU Queen, you know. That is if the blue
-hairred girl over here doesn't have a bond with him already. " he turned to Bulma.
" OF COURSE I HAVE A BOND!...I performed that stupid saiyajin marriage ceremony with him, I assumed that that makes
me Queen, right. " Bulma said, confused.
Celipa turned on her scouter, " Oh, you're power level's way too low. King Vegeta was probably worried he would kill
you if he were to perform that part. You're still Queen though, just not legally. "
" You're saying that both Son-kun AND I are Vegeta's Queen?! " Bulma sweatdropped.
" I think so. " Celipa said, then grinned, " Bizarre, isn't it? "
" This whole trip has been bizarre. " Chi-Chi sighed.
" ... " Goku nodded, finishing off his apple, " Hey Mommy? Is Veggie right about us REALLY living at the castle? " he
smiled eagerly.
" He told you that? " Celipa blinked.
" Well, Veggie told me some things, there's still a whole lot I don't know... " he trailed off.
" Waitaminute, I thought "peasants" weren't ALLOWED to live in the "royal castle". " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" Hmm? Ruby and I are old friends from a long while back, when she and Bejito enherited the throne they let us live
there with them and in turn we would work as guards. Celipa's the head guard of the treasury and I'm the head guard of
security. " Bardock explained.
" OHH! " Goku said, enlightened, " You and Veggie's Mommy are friends like I am with Bulma and Kuririn and Yamcha. I
get it! "
" Uhh, yes. " Bardock scratched his head, slightly bewildered. He turned to the group, " We're going to go check
through the side entrence and see if we can get you all inside. We'll be right back, I promise. " he put his hand on a nearby
wall of the castle and an entrence opened up. Bardock and Celipa walked inside.
" BYE MOMMY BYE DADDY! " Goku waved happily as they disappeared into the hallway, " I like my parents, Chi-chan. "
he grinned at her.
" Good for you. " Chi-Chi sweatdropped, then yelped as something smacked into the back of her head, " HEY! " she
whipped around, " WHICH ONE OF YOU DID THAT! "
The others all pointed to a small white ball on the ground.
" A GOLF BALL? " Chi-Chi picked it up, " Since when do SAIYAJINS play GOLF?! "
" Since I SAID we do. " she glanced upward from the golfball and nearly burst into shock. Standing infront of her was
a tall saiyajin that looked exactly like Vegeta had it not been for his brown hair, mustache & beard, and the fact that this
one was just slightly taller than Goku. He had on saiyajin armor along with a big red cape and the symbol for the royal
family of Bejito-sei one side of his chest armor. He also had a golf club in his hand. The saiyajin held his golf club up to
the height of the ball. Chi-Chi stared at him, shocked.
Bejito swung his golf club back, " FIFTY-TWO! " he shouted, then swung it forward and sending the ball hurtling out
of Chi-Chi's hand and into the air, " HAHA! " the former king whipped around, " RUBY! MARK THAT DOWN! I JUST SCORED 18
POINTS!! "
Ruby walked over to him holding a scorecard, " How do you figure that? " she cocked an eyebrow.
" Well I'm the one the planet's named after and if _I_ say that shot was worth 18 points it's worth 18 points. "
Bejito nodded proudly.
Ruby shrugged and marked an additional 18 points on the scorecard, " Works for me. "
" HiiiIIIIIIIii... " Bejito felt a tap on his back and turned around to see Goku grinning almost-psychotically at him
" AHHH!!! " he shrieked and backed up several steps, " HOLY FLAMING CAT DOO!!! "
" You look just like my little Veggie. " Goku said excitedly.
" Uhhh... " Bejito nervously looked back and forth, " Ruby where did this one come from? "
" I'm...not sure. " she blinked.
" Are you related to Veggie? " the larger saiyajin asked them eagerly.
" Vegeta? " Ruby said.
" YEAH! VEH-GEE! " Goku nodded.
" Yes, I'm his mother and this Bejito, Vegeta's father. " Ruby said, pointing to her husband, who was practicing
several ways to swing the golf club.
" SO YOU'RE THE ONES WHO SPAWNED THAT EVIL LITTLE---MMPH! " Gohan grabbed Chi-Chi and held her back with one of his
hands over her mouth before she could say anything.
" Heh-heh-heh-heh, hi. " Gohan laughed nervously.
" You mean you are little Veggie's Daddy? " Goku pointed at Bejito, " And YOU are little Veggie's MOMMY! " he pointed
at Ruby. Both of them nodded, " AAHHH! " the large saiyajin squealed and hugged Ruby, " OH WOW! MY LITTLE VEGGIE'S _MOMMY_! I
CAN'T BELIEVE IT THIS IS SO UNBELIEVABLE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR MAKING LITTLE VEGGIE HE'S SO GREAT!! "
" Uhhhhh... " Ruby felt her bottom right eyelid twitch uneasily, her face now a bright red. She cocked her head at
Bejito, " Bej? " Ruby squeaked out.
Bejito grabbed Goku by the back collar and pulled him out of the hug. The former king narrowed his eyes, " And you
would be?... "
" KAKARROTTO! Veggie's princess! Can I hug you too to thank for your part in creating my little buddy? " Goku reached
out only to have Bejito shove the golf club's handle into Goku's stomach, " ... " Goku looked down then back up at Bejito,
conserned, " Was that supposed to hurt? "
Bejito blinked in surprise, " Umm, yes, actually. "
Goku looked back down at the golf club, " That didn't even tickle...didn't you practice sparring in other world? "
" ....I overthrew a good part of it. " Bejito replied, thinking back, " Ruby helped... "
Goku glanced over at the former Queen, who was now looking slightly disturbed and still red in the face, " HEY! She
glows bright red just like little Veggie! And she has Veggie's color hair, " he turned his head back to Bejito, " And you
have Veggie's style of hair!.....but you're both tall, and Veggie's so...not tall.. "
" Yes, it IS rather perplexing, isn't it. " Bejito said, dropping Goku to the ground, " EVERYONE in my family is at
least of average saiyajin height. "
" I bet Freeza fed him some growth-reducing formula while he was on that ship. " Ruby folded her arms, the glow now
gone from her face, " He used to do that to the really big saiyajins, I think it's because he was afraid of the massive
height our people can become capable of achieving. " she nodded.
Chi-Chi snickered, still behind held back and gagged by Gohan, ::I know what height I'd drop that Ouji down to. Just
big enough to fit under my fly swatter. Heh-heh *SMACK*! It'd be all over in a mere couple seconds::
::CHI-CHAN!:: Goku glared at her, reading her mind and appalled at the thought.
" Hello, " Bulma stepped forward and shook Bejito's hand, " My name's Bulma Briefs...so, you're Vegeta's father. You
look just like him....I've, sometimes wondered what Vegeta would look like with facial hair. "
" YOU'RE not going to try to hug me TOO, are you? " Bejito looked down at her warily.
" No, NO! " Bulma quickly dismissed it. She smiled, " You see, I'm Vegeta's wife. I, performed a saiyajin mating
ritual with him. "
Bejito cocked his head, then burst into laughter, " HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! "
" ... " Bulma blinked, then chuckled nervously a bit, " Uh, heh-heh. Hehhehheh. "
Bejito suddenly stopped laughing, walked over to a nearby tree and kicked it causing the tree to open up and reveal
it was hollow and holding the same type of lever in the throne-room & pulled it. A trap-door opened up underneath Bulma and
she fell downward, screaming, " HA! You can't full ME, liar! " Bejito boasted. Ruby sweatdropped.
" You didn't even let her explain. "
" SO! It was OBVIOUS she was a spy from this planet trying to rob us of the royal jewels by pretending to be our
son's Queen. " he nodded.
" Ugh, Bejito you shouldn't rush into things! That's what got you KILLED the FIRST TIME! " she shouted.
" It was NOT! The royal army WUSSED OUT on me! "
" ...oh-kay, that may be true, BUT YOU ATTACKED FREEZA HEAD ON WITHOUT ANY REAL PLAN!! You could at LEAST plotted it
out first. "
" I DID plot it out. The "plot" was to kill Freeza and his men and then return our son home. " Bejito retorted.
" Well it didn't work out that way, did it? " Ruby smirked, then frowned, " I wish you would've let me help, I
could've had some of our soldiers make a distraction while I saved Veggie-chan and brought him back to safety, then we could
have fought Freeza together. " she sadly placed each of her hands on his shoulders, then let go.
" Oh. " Bejito blinked, " ...I didn't think of that. "
Ruby sweatdropped.
" Bulma? Bulma? " Gohan worriedly peeked down into the hole along with Goku, " Wha--where do you think that sent
her? "
" To the dungeon. " Bejito replied, smirking, " Now, which one of you would like to go next? " he peered over his
shoulder to see Chi-Chi snarling at him, " Ahh, it seems we have a volunteer. "
Chi-Chi raced at Bejito and got him in a headlock, " HOW DARE YOU. " she growled, " How dare you inplant and create
that seed of pure evil who has taken the liberty of destorying my life and harassing my Go-chan. You're a beast. That Ouji
is currently planning to seduce and enslave MY Go-chan into becoming his "servant-maid" and you just stand here twiddling
your thumbs while INCORRECTLY playing the game of golf not the mention making a mockery of the sport. "
" "Servant-maid?" What the heck is that? " Bejito stuggled out.
" The Ouji didn't tell you? " Chi-Chi blinked, then smirked, " Well, that's very interesting. You'd think he'd want
to share the good news about his "Kakay" to his parents. " she chuckled, " Vegeta has been planning for almost as long as
I've known him to destroy my relationship with "Kakarrotto" over there. He wanted to use the sole other saiyajin in existance
as his personal "servant-maid". That means "Kakarrotto" would be catering to all of the Ouji's needs while wearing a fancy
little black-and-white french maid costume and massaging that Ouji's smelly short body down to the last body-part, IF you
catch my drift. "
" ... " Bejito stared at her, wide-eyed and completely in shock, " My son would NEVER do such a thing. And besides,
there IS NO SUCH TITLE in saiyajin society called a "servant-maid". How could he assume a position that doesn't exist! "
Chi-Chi's jaw hung open, " You mean, that title isn't REAL? The Ouji made it up!! "
" His name is Vegeta. And he is no longer a prince he is the KING of this KINGdom. " Bejito glared while correcting
her.
" HA! The Ouji's trying to trick you, pal! All he wants is his "sweet lil Kakay-chan" and then this whole thing'll
hit the fans faster than a bucket of lead bricks!! " she pushed him away and hopped down, only to yelp as the ground opened
up beneath her. Chi-Chi screamed, plummeting down below.
" KAASAN! " Gohan gasped, then lept in after her right before the door closed. Bejito stood there staring at the
closed hole, confused. He looked up to see Ruby leaning against the lever, smirking.
Bejito grinned, " I love you, honey. "
" Haha. " a blush crept over Ruby's cheeks, " Aww, Beji-kun. " she closed the hatch to the lever and walked over to
him, " I'm sorry about the lack of warning just know. She was REALLY getting on my nerves. All of that yammering on about
Vegeta and some type of maid. So annoying! "
" Tell me about it. " Bejito rolled his eyes, then paused, " You--you don't think Vegeta would---I mean if there was
only one peasant left for him to rule that he would try to-- "
" --nonsense. " Ruby dismissed it, " You're his father, you know him better than that. We both do. " she nodded.
" Hmm... " Bejito folded his arms, " Hey! Where's that other saiyajin? You know, the touch-feely one. " he asked her.
" Probably jumped down the hole after that annoying witch like the younger one that was with him. " Ruby replied.
" ... "
" ... "
" Well, that takes care of that. " Bejito said, then perked up, " Go another round? " he held up the golf ball.
" Sure! " Ruby smiled, " But _I_ get to hit some this time too. "
" Alright, alright... "


" Ohh, where was it? " Goku, who had wandered off half-way through Chi-Chi's speech, was currently knocking on the
wall to the castle where his parents had entered, " Stupid secret door. " he pouted, then remembered something, " Veggie said
he'd let me in! That's right! " Goku said happily, then sighed in dismay, " But how am I gonna get him to recognize me enough
to let me inside. There's a LOT of other me's on Bejito-sei. And any one of them could easily be wearing this gi instead of
me. It has to be something that is so identifiable only Veggie will get it... " he thought, then grinned, " I KNOW! " he
placed his fingers on his forehead and quickly teleported out of sight.


" Oh-ho-ho, that's funny, Vegeta. " Nappa laughed. Vegeta was sitting on his throne while moving his arms like a
music conductor. Kaka-chan, his life-sized Goku plushie, was gracefully dancing to the moves of the ouji's hands about the
floor.
" I had no idea I could control inanimate objects as well. " Vegeta smirked, then spun his pointer finger around,
causing kaka-chan to spin on his toes, " You move so beautifully, Kakay. " the prince smiled, " I can't WAIT to do this to
the real thing. " he then got up while still conducting and walked over to the large plushie and took it's by the round,
stuffed hands, " Care to dance with me, peasant? " he said, then lead the still dancing plushie around the room. Nappa was
laughing his head off.
" HAHAHA! And you can actually make the REAL Kakarrotto this kind of stupid stuff! " Nappa gasped between laughter.
" Yes, I believe I can. " Vegeta said as he dipped the plush toy and held it slightly closer.
" Ohhhh.. " Raditsu groaned, re-entering the room after having just cleaned out his eyes, which then bulged out of
his head at the sight of the ouji in mid-dip with his stuffed peasant.
" What are you lookin at. " Vegeta glared. Raditsu immidently turned around and headed back to the bathroom to clean
further.
" *SQUEEEEAK*. " kaka-chan squeaked under Vegeta's tightened grip at the sight of the third saiyajin. He loosened it
and sat the plushie down on the floor, where it then neatly flopped onto its belly.
" Where IS he! " Vegeta exclaimed, " Kakarrotto should have been here HOURS ago! " he paused, ::What if something
TERRIBLE happened to him...no. No that can't be true. It isn't:: he shook his head.
" Maybe he's out in that village fulla type 3 peasants. That IS what type Kakarrotto is. " Nappa pointed out.
" What village full of Kakarrottos? " Vegeta cocked his eyebrows.
" The one right outside the capital. A whole bunch of them live there. " Nappa said.
" ... " Vegeta stared for a moment, " WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS BEFORE!!! "
" I, uhh, I, " Nappa gulped nervously. Vegeta smirked.
" An entire village full of Kakarrottos. THERE'S something I'd like to see. " he said a bit skeptically, then picked
up kaka-chan and left the room, " I'll be taking the royal vehicle. If anyone asks for me tell them I'm busy and cannot be
disturbed. "
" Umm, alright your highness. " Nappa saluted, confused, " Why he'd wanna go see those guys, I'll never know. "


" See anything kaka-chan? " Vegeta asked the plushie as the large black plane-ish looking vehicle hovered past the
capital limits.
" ... "
" I said, see anything? "
" ... "
" Hmmph, stupid toy-- "
" *SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAKKK*! " kaka-chan let out a loud squeak from his tummy without even having been
hugged. Vegeta stared at it bizarrely for a few seconds, then glanced downward and grinned to see a familiar spiky tuft of
hair below him. He quickly landed the vehicle just beside the saiyajin as he was walking by. The goku-look-alike froze in
surprise, then knocked on the window of the vehicle only to have it slide open. He backed up nervously, then stared blankly
at the person leaning his head out the window.
" Are you by any change, Kakarrotto? " Vegeta smirked.
The large saiyajin squealed with excitement, then eagerly lept at the open window. Vegeta yelped and quickly raised
it before he could get himself inside.
" AHHHH!!! " the peasant smushed his face against the dark window w/big sparkily eyes, " VEGGIE!!! "
" Uhh... " Vegeta backed up in his seat, frightened. He opened the roof's window and poked his head out just in time
to see the first look-alike's squeal had called the attention of every single other peasant in the village. They all waddled
out of their homes and crowded around the vehicle; all staring up at the ouji with utmost admiration. Vegeta gulped and
stood up on the roof of his vehicle, " He--hello? Greetings peasants, it is I, King Vegeta, you're new, " he glanced down to
see one of the goku-look-alikes climbed halfway up the side of the vehicle and was now doodling little pink hearts on
Vegeta's boot with a magic marker, " ...ruler. " Vegeta pulled his foot inward uncomfortably. The entire crowd fell to their
knees and looked up at him.
" ALL HAIL KING V-SAMA!! " they shouted at once, bowing down before him. Vegeta stood frozen in place, staring at the
seemingly endless crowd of kakarrottos who had just pledged themselves to him.
Vegeta grinned cheesily, his mind floating and his brain hopelessly lost, " Ohh......sweet. "
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2:36 AM 11/24/2002
END OF PART 2!
Chuquita: Is it just me or do these chapters seem to get longer as I go along?
Goku: Heehee, get alonger little doggie.
Vegeta: (grinning from ear-to-ear) An entire village of love-stuck obediant kaka-maids. Chu you shouldn't have.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) You're right, I shouldn't have.
Goku: And story me is still on his own journey to find a way into Veggie's castle.
Chuquita: Mmm. (nods) (grins) Say, did you know as of monday (the 25th) It'll be our second anniversary of writing this
stuff?
Goku: (happily) Happy anni-vers-ary!
Chuquita: Yes, to think it's been two whole years since the first word of my first story was uttered....it doesn't seem like
that long at all to me.
Vegeta: (snickers) Yes, that first word, uttered by ME.
Goku: And it was MY name.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) It was, wasn't it?
Goku: (giggles) Heeheehee, it was near Thanksgiving too because I was eating Veggie's thanksgiving turkey out of his lil
Veggie-fridge.
Vegeta: (grumbles) THAT'S a "lovely" memory.
Goku: (rubs his tummy) Yeah, isn't it?
Chuquita: I wanna apologize for screwing up the name of Son-kun's Mom in the first chapter...in fact in all other stories
(well, the few stories) where I mentioned her. (to Son) I always thought your Mom's name was Toma because I had heard it in
several places.
Goku: But it's Celipa.
Chuquita: Yeah, NOW I know it's Celipa. Ouji chan said her dub name is Fasha, but I like how Celipa looks better. Is that
supposed to mean Celery or something? "Celipa".
Goku: Well I know mine's "carrot"; pun-wise. (leans towards Veggie) Veggie said before that I was named after a legendary
saiyajin paradise..
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) I have to stop telling you these things.
Goku: HEEEeeee...
Chuquita: By the way, Cally's comes from cauliflower and Ruby's is from rudabegas.
Goku: And Veggie comes from Vegetables!
Vegeta: (sarcasm) BRILLIANT observation, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) Aww, little Veggie really think so?
Vegeta: (nervous laugh) Uh-heh-heh, uh-heh.
Chuquita: You know who really creeped me out? Brolli.
Vegeta: Oh, "green hair".
Chuquita: Yeah, I found him to be the creepiest character I've ever seen in your show. His "normal" form's the creepiest.
Goku: (surprised) Even creepier than when his hair turns green?
Chuquita: (nods) I got a creepy feeling from him.
Goku: Hai. (hugs Veggie) He tried to hurt my little Veggie too. NOBODY hurts my Veggie.. [hugs tighter]
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) Heh-heh-heh-heh-hehhhhhhh....
Chuquita: I've gotten parts of my website up.
Goku: YAY!
Chuquita: However I forgot the little fact that I can't read html. (cheesy grin)
Goku: ... (sweatdrops)
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) Oh THAT'S a good move, Chu.
Chuquita: Oh hush up! I got the main pages loaded it's just none of the pictures would show up. Well, none of the jpg ones
anyway. Nekoni told me how to get gifs up so I guess jpgs shouldn't be that much different, right?
Goku: (shrugs)
Vegeta: How should _I_ know! The only computer I use is the one in the gravity room....AND the one down in my secret room
of "evil plots".
Goku: (blinks at Veggie) What?
Vegeta: ...nothing. (cheesy grin)
Chuquita: Mmm, my template won't show up (there's supposed to be a light blue fuzzy stripe behind the main links) and I
have to upload all my images (I have one for each section and then there's the gif section; doujinshi pictures; etc) to
the program and somehow type them into the html code. I got a book last year for christmas on how to learn html in 3 days
but I never really read it yet.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) You tell us this NOW?
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes) Hey! It's not like I haven't used the program it goes with. (grins) That's how I was able to
make all my cute lil moving gifs! And on the bright side I did learn how to customize the colors on my scroll bar. Now
they're yellow and light blue.
Goku: (happily) Yellow and blue are Veggie colors!
Vegeta: (flatly) Yay.
Chuquita: I'd give you guys the URL but the site's not finished being, err, loaded and working correctly yet but I'll be
sure to tell you and place the address in the address section of my profile once I'm finished.
Vegeta: IF you finish.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Must you be so negative.
Goku: (happily) Yeah little Veggie! Turn that lil frown upside-down and SMILE. [holds Veggie's cheeks so it looks like
he's smiling] (squeals) VEGGIE SO CUTE!!!
Chuquita: If I don't get the next chapter up intime to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving we'll all do it now.
All but Veggie: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
Goku: Veh-GEE!
Vegeta: (grumbles) [pulls Goku's fingers out of the sides of his mouth so he can speak] Happy Thanksgiving, bakas.
Goku: HOO-RAY for the holiday spirit! [hugs Veggie tighter]
Vegeta: (glowing) Heeheeheee.....cranberry sauce...