9:38 PM 11/24/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz episode 291 "To Become Stronger! Goku's Dream is to Surpass it"
{Goku:} Well now...Sorry Vegeta, that you came to this.
{Vegeta:} In this pressure filled environment, you, me, and that runt Uubu won't be
able to show our true power anyway.
{Goku:} You're right.
{Goku:} Later.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (looking up at the Q.O.T.W.) The last interaction in the show between Son-kun and another main character. (frowns;
wishing an episode 292 would show up somewhere...but it doesn't)
Goku: The last person I said goodbye to was Veggie?
Vegeta: (smirking) They always say people save the best for last, you know. [scooches his chair closer to Son's] Infact, he
didn't really tell me goodbye. "Later" implies Kakarrotto will meet up with me again VERY SOON.
Goku: (giggles at Veggie) Silly little buddy.
Chuquita: Yeah, you're also the only one Son apologizes too about leaving also.
Vegeta: (over-dramatic) Kakay was WORRIED he had HURT his "little Veggie's" FEELINGS by leaving him all alone in the big
scary place while he went off to some tropical island with that stupid little Uub?
Goku: (nods sadly) I made Veggie come all the way out there for nothing.
Vegeta: (to Chu) Notice he doesn't say goodbye to ONNA in the last episode, OR anyone else. Just a short, sweet little
"later" to ME. (big cheesy grin)
Goku: (happily) I would never leave little Veggie a-lone without saying goodbye to him first, Chu-sama.
Chuquita: You know what would've been neat? If instead of GT as the spinoff they did a bunch of episodes that happen a couple
months after the last dbz episode and another evil bad guy tried to "blow up the earth" and Uub had to test his new tricks &
strength he got learning with Son-san and Veggie and they all eventually beat the bad guy or something like that.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That was very vague, Chu.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Yeah I know, that was just off the top of my head.
Goku: (to Chu) You said "Son-san and Veggie".
Chuquita: Eh?
Goku: You said "Son-san and Veggie", that would mean that Uub trained under both me AND Veggie. Veggie didn't come with me to
train Uub.
Chuquita: If I was in charge he would've. Some of my favorite "funny moments" come when Vedge is around! Besides it could
leave a good leeway for the same type of saiyajin humor you two had when you were inside of Buu.
Goku: (giggle) Heehee, "people-popcorn".
Chuquita: Exactly! (grins) I also saw one of my favorite GT moments (considering I've only seen a cluster of eps) the other
day. Son's fighting "super 17" while back at the Son home Chi-Chi is preparing for battle by using kitchen appliances as
armor. (snickers) The frying pan she wears on her head was the finishing touch.
Goku: The only time Chi-chan was able to get past the others to actually fight a bad guy she got turned into an egg.
Vegeta: (gleefully) And STOMPED on and SQUSHED on and REPEATED MASSACARED.
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ...uh, as I was saying, she does make it to the battlefield because Videl (in her saiyagirl costume)
flies Chi-Chi there so they can help out with the battle because Chi-Chi said that since none of them helped last time they
got possessed by Bebi (who I dislike for possessing Veggie's body and changing it into a hidious pupil-less bulky freak) and
they should help Goku save the day.
Goku: (eyes widen) DOES Chi-chan help save the day?
Chuquita: I dunno (shrugs) I'm going to have to wait for Dragonball Arena to upload the next episode. (happily) Also when
Videl was looking for her costume I noticed in the attic there was a stuffed super-deformed Piccolo plushie.
Goku: Aww, Gohan must've bought it for Panny when she was little.
Chuquita: Meanwhile, GT Veggie's still laying unconsious in the middle of a desert somewhere.
Goku: (newscaster Goku) More on today's top stories at 11.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) What?
Goku: (big grin) EEEEEEeeee...
Chuquita: (sadly) I was surprised that it took Son nearly the whole episode to discover that 17 can absorb ki. I mean they
had to face that with the other androids back in dbz and when it comes to this sort of thing Son-kun's usually right on the
ball.
Vegeta: In other words, it felt like filler.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) The WHOLE SERIES feels like filler. I would've prefered a goofy sitcom-ish take to this. You know,
"Meet the Sons" or something like that.
Vegeta: (evil grin) OR an entire spin-off about ME and MY daily activities.
Chuquita: Vedge, Toriyama didn't even like you that much, if he had been completely in-charge of a spinoff it probably would
have been about Piccolo or Gohan's family.
Goku: (thoughtfully) I can see a "Kami's Lookout" show.
Chuquita: (perks up) Yeah, they could call it "Lookout Below" or "Lookout Above"....you know, cuz it IS really high UP in the
air and all.
Goku: But you COULD be flying overhead and THEN it would be below.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) HOW did we get into THIS pointless conversation?
Chuquita: ... (blinks) I'm not sure.
Vegeta: AAUGH!
Chuquita: I hope GT Veggie DOES come back to join in the fight, watching only Son-san fight super 17 (who I find a little
creepy) is kinda boring. Whenever Veggie fights someone it's more interesting.
Vegeta: (smirks) The audiance craves my cockiness.
Goku: (sweetly) I crave Veggie's kookiness. (leans over and grins widely at Veggie)
Vegeta: (nervous laughter) Uh, heh-heh...heh..
Goku: (squeals) VEGGIE-HUGS!!!! [grabs Veggie and hugs him] Mmmm... [ruffles Veggie's hair] Heeheehee, Veggies are fun!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: Care to introduce Part 3, Son?
Goku: K! (looks down at Veggie) What do little Veggies say?
Vegeta: (still glowing) (squeaks out) My brain feels like it's just been covered in cherry blossom petals?
Goku: ... (cheerfully) Nope! Close, but nope! It's time to say "INTRODUCING PART 3 OF 'KING ME!'"
Vegeta: (glowing almost radioactively) Oh-kay...
Summary: Sick and tired of being only a prince, Veggie gets Goku to crown him king! With disastrous results!
Being crowned king gives the little ouji unbelieveable new powers, such as the ability to warp time and space! Now Veggie
has become bent on using his newfound powers to change Earth into a carbon copy of Bejito-sei! Will Goku and the others be
able to stop him before he completely goes off his rocker? Will they be able to un-crown him in time? CAN you un-crown
someone?
Goku: Story Veggie has just come face to faces with all the little me look-a-like villagers. What will he do?
Vegeta: (snickers) (back to normal) Yes, what WILL he do?...heh-heh-heh...
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veh-GEE.
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" I think I just landed in heaven. " the little ouji grinned, dazed. The large group of peasants stared up at him
adoringly.
" Oh great King Veggie, we have heard many wonderful things about you from the outside. " one of the gokus spoke up,
clasping his hands together, " One of our own says he was the one responsible for crowning you and releasing your magical
kingly powers. "
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta blinked, " Is he here! Tell me! " he demanded.
" Naw, Kakarrotto went to look for you a long long time ago. " another goku nodded.
" So he WAS here. " Vegeta folded his arms, then mumbled to himself, " That WOULD explain the "veggie" references. "
he looked around at the peasants, " Kakarrotto told you all about me, huh? "
" Heehee, " a third goku held up one of the actual Goku's "veggie doodles" that he had used to explain what the ouji
looked like. Vegeta grabbed the paper and studied it.
" Super-cutsy eyes, chubby limbs, unusually small and soft and near plushy-like..---yup, this is definately one of
Kakay's "masterpieces". " Vegeta grimaced slightly at Goku's representation of the short ouji, " No WONDER they were so eager
to meet his "little Veggie" after what he probably told them. However, " he turned to the crowd, " Say, my little
kaka-village-eers, do you love your King and ruler? "
" YEAH!!!! " they all squealed at once.
" Do you love me more than Onna? "
" ... " crickets were heard chirping in the backround. One of the gokus raised his arm.
" WHO? "
Vegeta paused and looked over the crowd, " Not a single Onna in sight. No children, no senior citizens, just about
120 kakarrottos living in the same village. Without anyone to guide them.... " an evil smirk covered his face, " ...perfect."
he cleared his throat, " How would all you kakays like to come back and live at the castle with King Veggie? Don't you all
think that would be exciting, hmm? "
All their eyes widened into big sparkily blobs simaltaniously, " AAAAHHH!!! " the entire group of goku squealed with
glee and started raming past each other to get to Vegeta's vehicle.
" HEY! WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP!!! " the ouji was beginning to lose his balance ontop of the vehicle, " STOP STOP STOP!!!"
he screamed. They all stopped shaking the car-plane-hoverjet at once.
" Yes, King Veggie? " one of them squeaked out curiously.
" Form a NEAT, ORDERLY _LINE_ infront of the vehicle so I can get you all inside without demolishing my...whatever
kind of car this is. " Vegeta grumbled, then hopped back down through the sun-roof and pressed a button that caused exactly
120 seats to pop up in an additional cargo hold in the back of the vehicle. He opened the back door, " Alright, 10 of you at
a time ::that's all I think I can mentally handle in a sitting:: once each group has taken their seats in the row of their
choosing I will allow another 10 in until you all are seated. THEN and ONLY then shall we take off and head back home. "
" YAY!! " they all cheered with excitement. The long line of gokus began happily chating with each other about what
it must be like to live in a castle and about all the fancy food to eat and the fancy clothes they would wear as opposed to
the raggidy ones they all currently were sporting.
Eventually Vegeta had packed the entire kaka-village into his ship and returned to the captain's seat next to his
plush toy, " ARE YOU ALL STRAPPED IN BACK THERE! " Vegeta shouted back to the goku look-a-likes.
" YES KING VEGGIE-SAMA. " the all said sweetly as if on their best behavior.
" Heh-heh-heh, gooooood. " Vegeta snickered, then paused for a moment, putting his hand to his cheek, " That's
strange. " he looked up at himself in the mirror, " I feel unbearably giddy inside yet my face is still it's normal slightly
tanned tone. " Vegeta scratched the side of his head, confused. He froze, " Oh my God, can it be that despite the fact that
I'm about to ensnare over 100 type 3 saiyajin peasants that the only one who can turn my brain into a barely conscious, ooey
gooey mushy ball of utter sugary sweetness and stupidity is the ACTUAL Kakarrotto I've been hunting down for over a decade
now...... " Vegeta blinked in heavy, frightening realization, " ....NAH! " he dismissed it and shifted the vehicle into drive
, then flew off back towards the castle, " I'm going to have enough servants to keep the whole palace sparkling clean! " he
said brightly, then smirked at the audiance, " Heh-heh, Kaka-harem. "
" VEH-GEE, Oh Veh-GEEE! Where ARE you? " Goku called out as he flew into the edge of "Bejito-sei"; arriving at the
kaka-village just minutes after Vegeta had flown off with its inhabitants. Goku paused and sniffed the air, " Something
smells like *sniff*sniff* semi-sweet chocolate-covered marshmellows....VEGGIE! " he perked up. The Ouji's scent was still
lingering in the air, " VEGGIE COME OUT! VEGGIE! " he poked his head in one of the windows to the main building he had eaten
with the other gokus at only to find it empty. Goku stood there, shocked, " Wha--where did they all GO? " he dashed around to
the various other buildings in the village, finding them empty also, " They're, they're all gone! All the other me's have
disappeared *sniff*sniff* and Veggie was just here as well. That must mean..... " he suddenly gasped in shock, " THE VILLAGE
ME LOOK-A-LIKES HAVE STOLEN VEGGIE!!! " Goku shrieked in terror, " I've got to do something! Who KNOWS what horrible horrors
they could release upon my little buddy without me there to protect them and explain how to play with Veggie without hurting
him! "
" 119 bottles of fish on the wall, 119 bottles of fish! Take one down, pass it around, 118 bottles of fish on the
wall! " the villagers chanted as they sat in the back of the vehicle. The little ouji, however, was getting, to say the least
, very VERY angry with them.
" 118 bottles of fish on the wall, 118 bottles of fish! "
" Of fish! "
" Take one down, pass it around-- "
" --SHUT UP BEFORE I HAVE YOU ALL THROWN OUT OF THIS STUPID AIR-SHUTTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN FINISH THAT INSANE EARTH
SONG!!! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs in anger.
" Yes King Veggie-sama! " they quickly replied and sat quietly in their seats, twiddling their thumbs.
" Strange there's no mush-factor with these guys. " Vegeta mumbled to himself, " You'd think with 100 kakarrottos the
little "glow-bright-red-in-the-face" mechanism in my brain would've exploded from kaka-germ overdosage by now. " he looked
straight ahead to see the landing sight behind the castle. Vegeta pulled the vehicle into the garage and quietly turned the
machine off. He checked around for any nearby ki's, then sighed with relief when there wasn't, " Ahh, success. " Vegeta
rubbed his hands together, then whispered, " Come on peasants, we have to get you all a room before it's completely nightime
and you end up throwing your little internal kaka-clocks off-schedule. "
" YAY! " they all cheered very loudly. Vegeta froze and spun around.
" SHHHHHHH!!! " he held one finger infront of his mouth, " Will you be QUIET! " he yelled in a hushed whisper,
" Honestly you're no different than Kakarrotto! Only difference is that there's MORE of you. "
" King Veggie? " one of them asked meekly.
Vegeta groaned, " Yes, peasant? " he looked over his shoulder.
" King Veggie? You wouldn't be bringing us here due to a self-denial psychological state in which you feel that
having a lot of saiyajins who look just like your Kakay will make you feel better about you not knowing where he is and how
much you love him and temporarily fill that void until you get enough time on your hands from being King to go look for the
very person who crowned you in the first place and is the only one out of all of us who you REALLY desire to rule over...
would you, King Veggie? "
Vegeta blinked, his face glowing bright red. The ouji was staring blankly ahead.
" DO you love Princess Kakay, King Veggie? " the same goku look-alike asked.
" Uhh... " Vegeta blinked again, then quickly shook his head, " Oh-look! Here's-you're-room-let's-all-go-inside-shall
-we? " he said quickly, eager to change the topic. Vegeta kicked open the door. The gang of saiyajins peered inside and oohed
and ahhed at the large, lavish room that had enough space to fit all of them. There were 121 sleeping-bags set out all over
the floor, lights in the ceiling, and dozens of bathrooms in the back. Vegeta put one hand on the shoulders of two random
peasants and grinned, " Why don't all of you get ready for bed and I'll bring you all breakfast in the morning, huh? "
" King Veggie is going to cook for US, his nice little peasants? " another saiyajin squealed admirably.
" Of course, that's part of being your ruler isn't it? A King can be Kind to his peasants, can't he? " the ouji
smiled, patting that peasant on the hands. The larger saiyajin giggled embarassingly. Vegeta barely noticed the brief second
of envious death glares sent to the peasant by his fellow villagers. Vegeta let go, " Now to keep you all in order I've
numbered your pajamas from 1 to 120 until I get to know exactly what all your names are--then I'll put those on the pajamas
instead. " he rattled off, then sweatdropped to see another one of the gokus holding his hands out infront of the ouji's face
the same way the one Vegeta had patted the hands of were.
" Uh...problem? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Mm. " the saiyajin pouted sadly, holding his hands closer to the smaller one's face.
Vegeta thought for a moment, then nervously patted that one's hands as well. The goku look-alike smiled with glee and
pranced back into the crowd, " ...right. " Vegeta sweatdropped. Out of the corner of his eye he could see several more were
starting to hold their hands in a 'patting' position, " Now I'm going to hand out all your pajamas and I want you all to go
get dressed---_IN_ THE ROOM AND _AFTER_ I'VE LEFT THE VIEWING AREA!!! " dozens of the saiyajins who were in a race with each
other to get changed first were standing there clasping their shirts like they'd never worn anything else in their lives.
Several already had them off and were clutching their belt buckles instead. Vegeta groaned and handed out all the pajamas,
which were a light blue, had the royal family's symbol on the upper left portion of the shirt and a number in dark blue on
the back. They all rushed into the room to change and slammed the door behind them, leaving a rather confused Vegeta standing
out in the hallway. The ouji stared at his watch and about 5 minutes later one of the gokus popped his head out of the
doorway.
" King Veggie there's no number 1!! " he pouted.
" Hmm? " Vegeta stepped inside to see the large group of kakarrottos frantically dashing around and looking at the
back of each others shirts in search of who got the lucky number 1.
" Mine says 121, King Veggie! There's only 120 of us! " one of the gokus pouted.
" There IS 121 of you, Kakarrotto just isn't here yet. He makes 121. " Vegeta said as-a-matter-of-factly.
" Then where's the number 1 pajamas!! " goku number 32 exclaimed.
" I'm number 2. " another goku boasted, blushing all over. Number 58 angrily smacked him across the back of the head.
Number 2 blew a raspberry back at him in reponse.
Vegeta sweatdropped, ::They're...fighting over me:: he thought to himself un utter shock, ::How creepy....yet
exotically intreging:: he smirked, then pulled out a capsule and threw it to the floor to expose the pajamas for number 1.
Unlike the other 120 sets this one was a light pink with fuzzy sleeve and fuzzy around the collar. It had the same royal
family emblem only written in gold. On the back sat a large white number 1 beneath the dark pink word "oujo" and two fuzzy,
stitched-into-the-fabic wings sat on either side of the 1, " THIS, is number _1's_ pajamas. " Vegeta boasted, then gulped to
see all the gokus staring at the pajamas w/big sparkily eyes. The ouji felt his brain cells beginning to go numb and shook
his head to clear his mind before the trail of drool hanging out the side of his mouth fell to the floor, " Uh-heh-heh. Yeah,
number 1. "
" ... "
" ... " the two parties exchanged a long silence.
" I WANNA BE NUMBER 1!!! " one of the saiyajins in the back of the room shouted excitedly. The crowed cheered and
began to fight over who would get the 'special' nightie.
" King Veggie King Veggie which one of us's your FAVORITE? Am I your favorite King Veggie? That nightie's made for
your favorite isn't it King Veggie? " one of the peasants latched himself onto Vegeta's leg and snuggled his face into it,
" I'll be the best favorite peasant ever King Veggie I promise! "
" HEY! " another one kicked the first one off Vegeta's leg, " THAT'S NOT VERY NICE TRYING TO ATTACK KING VEGGIE'S LEG
LIKE THAT! " he shouted angrily, then turned towards Vegeta w/big gooey eyes, " _I_ can be very nice to you King Veggie can I
be your favorite and wear the number 1 pajamas pwetty pwetty pweeeese? "
" Umm... " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You can't try to win King Veggie over like that it's his decision who he wants to dub his FAVORITE. " a thrid goku
pointed out, " He's the King and he's gotta be fair. " he slid over to the little ouji and smirked, " I think I'm FAIRly cute
enough to wear that lil outfit don't you think King Veggie? "
Vegeta stepped backwards a bit, frightened by the villagers onslaught over which one he chose above the rest of the
group. He backed up into something soft and gulped. Vegeta looked upward to see another goku look-alike staring down at him.
This one curiously. It picked him up from around the waist and began to softly rub the ouji's stomach. A big stupid smile
graced Vegeta's face and he let out a little giggle. The larger saiyajin looked down, pleased with himself.
" Hey, King Veggie. " the look-alike whispered softly.
" Uh-huh? " Vegeta said, dazed.
" You like that? "
" Uh-huh? "
" You know, I could rub your tummy all day like this if you ever asked me for it. " he said persausively.
" Uh-huh? "
" Is having your tummy rubbed one of your favorite ways to relax? "
" Uh-huh. "
" Well if you were to make ME your favorite I would GLADLY rub you down ANYWHERE you like. I could be one of your
favorite ways to relax too. " he clutched around the ouji slightly tighter.
Vegeta's eyes nearly popped out of his head, " WILL YOU STOP THAT! " he squirmed out of the position he was in, " ALL
OF YOU STOP THIS!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SPOILED BRATS! IF YOU DON'T GET IN YOUR SLEEPING BAGS RIGHT NOW I'LL GO _BURN_ THIS
INFERNAL SLEEPWEAR RIGHT NOW!! " he screamed. All the saiyajin peasants quickly zipped into their sleeping-bags and smiled
sweetly at the ouji, " ...better. " Vegeta said with relief, " Goodnight, peasants. " he said, dimming the lights and heading
out into the doorway.
" Goodnight, King Veggie. " they all responded in a sugary tone, " We love you. "
" ...but I love you even more. " one of the gokus chirped.
" NUH-UH! I LOVE KING VEGGIE THE MOST OUT OF ALL OF YO-- " a second goku paused to see Vegeta glaring at the group.
He thought for a moment, then smiled coyly, waved, and plunked his head back down on the pillow. Vegeta sighed and closed the
door.
" This must be what it's like to be a walking piece of cheese at a mouse convention...or catnip, or something like
that. " he put the pajamas back in their case and walked off.
" *BRING*BRING*BRING* *BRING*BRING*BRING*! " a loud noise went off in Vegeta's pocket. He pulled out a scouter; which
was now, for the most part, being used as a walkie-talkie as opposed to something to process ki levels; and flicked the on
switch.
" Hello? " Vegeta said into it.
" Ah, Vegeta? " Nappa's slightly confused voice came on the other end. Vegeta groaned, feeling a headache coming on
and suddenly remembering exactly WHY he blasted the bald saiyajin in the first place.
" What do you want, Nappa? " he replied shortly, still ticked and a little nerve-shot from having the dozens of
kakarrottos fighting over him.
" There's a type 3 saiyajin infront of the main doors to the castle. I think he's looking for you. "
" Oh not another one. " Vegeta silently moaned in agony, " Yes, SO? "
" Uhh, Vegeta I really think you should come over to the monitors to see this one. " Nappa felt a little green in the
face.
" And how is he different from the others? Third eye? Deformed limb? " he said dryly.
" Not exactly. " Nappa looked queasy, " This one's wearing a puffy pink dress, silver crown, and is carrying a bouqet
of flowers in his hands. "
Vegeta's face turned a stark white, " ....oh God tell me he didn't. " he gulped, then quickly teleported to where
Nappa was and almost fell over to see the figure on the main screen, grinning in a way none of the other kakarrottos could
match, " Oh he did. " Vegeta felt a horrified lump in his throat.
" LITTLE VEGGIE! LITTLE VEGGIE 'O MINE ARE YOU IN THERE! " Goku called out at the doors, " IT'S ME, YOUR PRINCESS
KAKAY! " he grinned widely, " I HAVE COME BRINGING FLOWERS FOR MY LITTLE BUDDY! " he held them up, " HOPE YOU'RE NOT
ALLERGIC!! "
" "Kakay"? " Nappa blinked, " He said "Kak"ee. Vegeta is that Kakarrotto down there? " the soldier gawked.
" AHH! " Vegeta instinctively yelped, then regained his composure, " Of--of course it isn't. " he said nervously.
" Want me to throw him in the dungeon with the other prisoners-- "
" --YOU PULL THAT LEVER AND I'LL SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!! " Vegeta roared in a psychotic fury. His fists shaking in a
jittery motion. Nappa cocked an eyebrow at him, disturbed, and walked over to the other side of the room, " I'll deal with
this "princess" myself. " Vegeta said calmly, then left the room. Nappa glanced back at the saiyajin on the monitor and shook
his head.
" I don't know what you've been taken pal, but I know I sure don't want any. "
" *click*click*whirrrrrrr* "
Goku cocked his head as the two huge doors infront of him slowly opened to reveal a tall hallway. He grinned and
cheered, " YAY! " the large saiyajin dashed inside, " VEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIE! VEGGIE TIME FOR ME! " he sang, then screeched to
a halt infront of yet another door. There was a camera peering down at him from the ceiling, " HI LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku
saluted it, " What gave me away? My pretty lil oujo dress or my portara necklace? " he pointed to a silver chain around his
neck that was holding the two fusion earrings, " Or MAYBE it was my WON-DER-FUL VOIIIICE!! " Goku sang, then snickered as the
door opened to reveal Vegeta standing there in a calm manner, " My little Veh-GEE? " Goku cocked his head.
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta nodded to him, " WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE DRESSED LIKE THAT!!!! " he screamed angrily.
" Well I wanted to make sure you could tell me apart from the other me's. Did you know there's a WHOLE VILLAGE of me!
Course it was empty the last time I was there, I hope they're all alright. "
" They're fine, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grimaced, thinking back, ::Kakarrotto?::
::Hey! Veggie's in my head!:: Goku thought back cheerfully.
::Listen Kakarrotto, I'm going to play a little game of pretend with you for the next 3 minutes, do you think you
could play along long enough for me to get you somewhere where we can speak in private?::
::K!:: the larger saiyajin chirped, ::I am good at playing pretend little buddy::
" Right. " Vegeta said, then cleared his throat, " LISTEN HERE YOU INSANE DILLUSIONAL PEASANT! HOW _DARE_ YOU COME TO
THE ROYAL CASTLE PRETENDING TO BE MY OUJO! YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE!!! "
" Heeheeheehee. " Goku bit his lip to keep from laughing. Vegeta slapped his hand over Goku's mouth.
" IF YOU SO MUCH AS SAY ANOTHER WORD I SHALL KILL YOU HERE AND NOW! IN FACT I'M TAKING YOU UNDER ARREST AND SENDING
YOU TO THE DUNGEON _PERSONALLY_!!! " the ouji raged, grabbing Goku by one of his wrists and dragging him off.
" Way to go, son! " Bejito walked by Vegeta and Goku in the intersecting hallway. The former king was carrying a
plateful of cookies and popping 2 in his mouth at once.
" Heh. " Vegeta grinned proudly, then yanked on Goku's wrist harder and walked off, " To the DUNGEON, you peon! "
" Hahahahaha! " Goku laughed.
" Oh, you DID find where I put those, thanks Beji. " Ruby poked her head around the corner just as Bejito made it
there, " Where's Vegeta going? " she blinked.
" He's taking that crazy peasant to the dungeon. " Bejito said casually, " This one thinks he's our son's "princess".
" he snickered at the thought.
Ruby paused, " ...but, I thought the dungeon's in the other direction. " she pointed over her shoulder.
" ....maybe it is. And maybe it isn't. " Bejito replied regally.
Ruby folded her arms and smirked at him, " You have no idea where it is either, do you? "
" ...no. " Bejito admitted, then perked up, " Cookie? "
" Thank you. " Ruby took one and the couple walked off.
" Ah, here we go. " Vegeta opened a nearby door, " Get in Kakarrot! " he snapped, whispering loudly, then pushed Goku
inside.
Goku looked around to find they were in a large room similiar to something you'd find at a hotel, " Hey, this isn't
the dungeon. " he said, confused.
The ouji sweatdropped, " I wasn't TAKING you to the dungeon, BAKA! " Vegeta snorted, then coughed, " Now that that's
over....I MISSED YOU!! " the little ouji cried happily, hugging the larger saiyajin.
" I MISSED VEGGIE TOO!! " Goku cried in response, hugging back, " Oh Veggie I thought I'd NEVER find you again! "
" Me too! I thought something terrible had happened to you you big stupid peasant! " Vegeta sniffled happily.
" Something did. "
Vegeta let go, then realizing what he had just done felt a red glow seep into his face. He laughed nervously and
shook it off, " What--what happened to you, Kakarrotto? "
" Veggie your Daddy threw everyone in the dungeon! He wouldn't even hear them out before sending them down the hole
there! Chi-chan, Gohan, and Bulma are all down there! " Goku explained.
" Father sent ONNA to the DUNGEON!! " a look of glee spread over the ouji's face.
" Actually it was your Mommy cuz Chi-chan was busy yelling at your Daddy. " Goku nodded.
" MOMMY sent Onna to the dungeon!! " Vegeta grinned even wider.
" Mmm-hmm. " Goku replied. Vegeta quickly slipped out through the door, then ran over to where Ruby was standing and
gave her a quick hug.
" I love you. " he squeaked out, then zipped back down the hall.
Ruby cocked her head, " Well that was nice of him...spontanious...but nice. "
" So, you were saying? " Vegeta said, re-entering the room.
" I was saying that EVERYONE'S BEEN BANISHED TO THE DUNGEON AND OH VEGGIE WE GOTTA SAVE 'UM!! " Goku wildly waved his
arms in the air.
" Uhh, they're in not in any IMMIDATE danger, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " We keep them each in their own
private cells until we figure out how we wanna blow them up. "
" ... " Goku's eyes widened on the last part, " BLOW THEM UP!!!! "
" ShhshhshhshhSHH! " Vegeta nervously hushed him, " Nobody gets blown up without the KING'S consent. That's ME. So
unless I say anything otherwise, they all stay down there, SAFE. "
Goku blinked, then grinned, " AWW VEGGIE!! " he grabbed the little ouji and hugged him tightly, " Oh my little Veggie
!! I'll love you forever and ever!!! "
" Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh-hehhhhh... " Vegeta's face glowed bright red. The smaller saiyajin had a long trail of drool
hanging out the side of his mouth, " Ah luff u twooo, Kakay-chan-chan.. " he flubbered out while still glowing bright red.
" *THUNK*! "
Both saiyajins paused and turned their heads to the doorway to see none-other-than Raditsu standing there with his
jaw literally hanging down low enough to reach the floor. His eyes were bulging out of his head in shock.
::Oh not again. At THIS rate I'm going to have to have him beheaded or blown up before he gets the wrong impression::
the small what-was-left voice of reason in Vegeta's bright red head grumbled to itstelf. The ouji had accidentally forgotten
to lock the door this time.
" OH! It's Raditsu! Hi big brother, I haven't seen you since Piccolo killed us with his "LIGHT OF DEATH" attack. "
Goku chirped, his voice suddenly deepening when he said the name of the attack, then returning to it's normal squealy sound.
" Ka-ka--Kakarrotto, what are you WEARING!? " Raditsu exclaimed, grasping for some explaination other than the one
that was, in his mind, the obvious.
" This is my princess costume. I'm Veggie's princess, you know! " Goku grinned.
Raditsu's shoulders slumped downward, " Yeah....I, know. " he glanced over at Vegeta for a moment. The smaller
saiyajin was still being held tightly by Goku and glowing bright red. Beneath him was a large puddle of his own drool,
" Kakarrotto, brother, sharer of our parents, may I ask you a, a personal question? " Raditsu said, glancing from Goku to
the puddle of drool Vegeta was still currently creating. Raditsu cringed and stepped backwards as the puddle began to inch
forth in every direction from its center.
Goku grabbed a nearby hankerchief and proceeded to try and clean off some of the drool trail on Vegeta's cheek, " Ask
away, Raditsu! " he said cheerfully.
" Alright. Here goes. " Raditsu took a deep breath, " Kakarrotto, PLEASE-tell-me-you-didn't-mate-with-Vegeta-and-
that's-how-you-were-able-to-crown-him-King!!! " he begged quickly.
" ... " Goku stared at him for a moment, then burst into laughter and dropped Vegeta to the floor, " HAHAHAHAHA!! Me
Veggie's mate! That's silly, Raditsu! Bulma's Veggie's mate. "
" ...who's Bulma? " Raditsu blinked.
" The blue-hairred lady back on the island where you kidnapped chibi Gohan, remember? " Goku stated.
" OH! Her--really? " a smile of relief appeared on the older brother's face, " Well THAT'S a relief. Come to think of
it I think she's down in the dungeon. Bejito-sama probably didn't believe her story. "
" Bul-chan's in the DUNGEON! " Vegeta gawked, sitting up and covered in drool but back to his normal flesh coloring.
" Yeah, I told you that earlier, you weren't listening. " Goku said, " All you heard was me telling you your Mommy
threw Chi-chan in the dungeon. "
" "Chi-chan"? " Raditsu blinked, " You mean the woman with her hair in a bun who they just put in a straightjacket
several minutes ago for trying to break out? "
" ONNA'S in a STRAIGHTJACKET! In MY dungeon!!! " Vegeta looked like he was ready to explode with joy.
" ...I take it he doesn't like her. " Raditsu said flatly to Goku.
" Chi-chan and Veggie are bitter enemies over which of them owns my body and soul. " Goku responded. Raditsu cocked
an eyebrow.
" What? "
" Chi-chan says she's in charge of me cuz she's my wife but Veggie says he's in charge of me cuz he's my king. " Goku
nodded.
" Kakay spin around til I say stop. " Vegeta giggled. Goku froze, instantly remembering the ouji's newfound powers
over his peasants. The larger saiyajin's feet instantly turned on their toes and he began to twirl around.
" VEH-GEEE!!! " Goku's cheeks blushed with embarassment.
" Stop. "
Goku's body instantly went back to standing upright.
" Oh I'm 'in charge', alright. " the ouji smirked, " VERY MUCH in charge. "
" Wait...you just spun around involentarily just because HE said something? " Raditsu gawked.
" Veggie's new veggie-powers can make him make me or any of his other peasants follow any order he gives us no
matter what they are cuz Veggie's powers can control our bodies. " Goku explained. Raditsu's eyes widened in nervousness.
" Is--is that so? " he laughed nervously at Vegeta, who smirked.
" Raditsu, slap yourself across the face until I say so. " Vegeta ordered, folding his arms.
" I WILL _NOT_! THAT'S A STUPID AND EMBARASSING ORDE--*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*!! " Raditsu's protest was cut short by his own
hand being lifted up and slapping himself across the face repeatedly. Vegeta burst into laughter.
" Toldja so. " Goku said in a sing-song voice, " See what happens when you don't believe me? Veggie makes you beat
yourself up.
" Oh shut *SLAP*SLAP* up, Kakarrotto. " Raditsu grumbled between smacking his own face.
" Hn....I tire of this. So. " Vegeta said, causing Raditsu to suddenly regain power over his hand movements. Vegeta
glanced up at Goku, " Got any suggestions, Kaka-chan? "
" Mmm.....MMM?..... " Goku thought outloud, coming up with something, " ...NO! " he said cheerfully. Both Vegeta and
Raditsu fell over.
" WAHH! " Vegeta yelped.
Raditsu sat up and laughed nervously, " Hahaha, and I was so scared too. Hahahaha! "
" COME ON KAKARROT! YOU HAVE A BETTER IMAGINATION THAN _THAT_!! " Vegeta exclaimed while in the backround Raditsu was
busy making a quick escape down the hall.
" Too late little Veggie, he left already. " Goku pointed out the open doorway.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Oh well, forget about Raditsu. He's no fun anyway. " the ouji dismissed it.
" So! Veggie, whatcha been up to? " the larger saiyajin asked eagerly, " Performing any kingly duties lately? "
The ouji frowned, " HA! "
" Ha? " Goku blinked.
" Kakarrotto, do you know HOW MANY 'problems' a king has to deal with EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY!! " Vegeta pointed at
him.
" Uhh, 43? "
" ...close, but that's not the point! " he shook his fist in the air, then said tiredly, " The point is it's a whole
lot more work than I EVER imagined it was! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE TIME TO CREATE A SINGLE EVIL PLOT SINCE I GOT HERE!!! And
when I _DO_ have time I'm so overstressed that I can't even CONCENTRATE! "
" What evil plots? " Goku asked. Vegeta quickly slapped his hands over his mouth and whipped around to face Goku.
" You see what I'm talking about! I've been through the mental wringer so many times I can't even remember to catch
myself from saying things I'm not supposed to be saying around the people I'm not supposed to be them to! " Vegeta groaned.
" Poor Veggie. " the larger saiyajin walked over to him and hugged him tightly, " I am sorry I couldn't get here to
help my little buddy sooner. "
Vegeta sighed, to tired to hug back.
" ... "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? " Vegeta spoke up.
" Yeah Veggie? "
" Where did you find that baka costume and what are you wearing around your neck? " he said flatly.
" Hmm? Oh, these are our portaras, remember. " Goku pointed to the sting holding the earrings, " I figured if you
didn't catch on to the whole 'oujo' thing you'd definately recognize the earrings. "
" How could I NOT recognize those unforgettable pieces of jewelry. " the ouji cringed in disgust, " You're a good
peasant, Kakarrot, but you're not a good one to be melded to. "
" Fused with. "
" It's the same thing. " Vegeta nodded.
" I teleported back to Capsule Corp to get the costume. Strange nobody but Bulma's parents and the people who work
there were there. I know Bulma and Mirai are down in the dungeon but you don't think-- "
" --Bura and Trunks must've tried to see what was going on and my Dad used that 'send-to-the-dungeon' lever on THEM
too! " Vegeta's face paled as he finished the larger saiyajin's sentence.
" Wow Veggie, your Dad sure gets around. With all the different directions he was going in after that golf ball he
could've probably sent half the Z senshi to the dungeon already! " Goku exclaimed.
" Heh-heh, yeah. " Vegeta chuckled.
" It's not funny, Veggie. " the larger saiyajin sweatdropped.
" Hmm? Oh, sorry. " Vegeta said casually, " Kakarrotto, what do say we go down to the dungeon and see exactly who
else is down there. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then reached for the doorknob, " LET'S GO! "
" WAIT!!! " Vegeta shrieked, closing the door.
" Now what? "
" Kakarrotto, at my house it's one thing but you can't go around dressed like THAT in my castle!!! THEY'LL ALL THINK
YOU'RE MY QUEEN!! " Vegeta yelled at him.
" Aren't I? "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta rolled his eyes and groaned, sickened, " Kakarrotto, the answer to that one is so obvious I can't bring myself
to justify it with an answer. "
" It's a YES! " Goku grinned.
" It's a NO, Kakarrot. "
" ...oh. " Goku frowned, " But I'm still you're princess, right? "
" NO! You're not that either. Bura dubbed you the 'oujo' and her saying that doesn't legalize ANYTHING! "
Goku sighed, " Oh well! " he perked up, then pulled off the costume to expose his orange gi, " Let's get going
Veggie. We gotta free everybody! "
" Eventually.. " Vegeta snickered to himself as they left the room.
" Little Veggie? "
" Hmm? "
" I'm curious, how did you bring back all these other saiyajins? " Goku asked him.
" Oh, I simply concentrated on bringing back all of blown up saiyajins with the exception of Brolli and Paragus. "
Vegeta grinned, proud of himself.
" WOW! Veggie can bring back people by merely using his THOUGHTS! " Goku's eyes widened with excitement.
" Hai. "
" AHHHH!! THAT'S SO COOL!!! I mean, it's IT'S AMAZING, VEGGIE! " the larger saiyajin rambled on, then grinned, " I'm
glad you left them down there, I don't like Brolli. " he narrowed his eyes for a moment, then returned them to their normal
size, " He was mean to Veggie. And that other guy tricked Veggie! "
" Yes, well, this time they can watch me be King for real while they're both down in h.f.i.l! " Vegeta laughed.
" Say Veggie, if you really brought back every other saiyajin that was down there back to Earth, then does that mean
our JI-CHAN is here too!! " Goku squealed.
Vegeta froze, " Oh dear God... " he gulped, " I, I have no idea if he's here or not! " the little ouji looked around
the hallway they were walking through, uneasily.
" I can't wait to see my Ji-chan again Veggie! He said he was coming back to see us on Christmas but this is so great
having him here nearly a whole MONTH in advance!! Can you IMAGINE all the amazing adventures lil Ji-chan's gotten himself
into during the past 5 months! "
" Uh, heh-heh, yeah, adventures... " Vegeta laughed nervously, ::I don't know HOW I'd even BEGIN to explain VEJITTO
to my parents! 'hi mom and dad, this is Vejitto, an accidental fusion offspring from Kakarrotto and I!' OHHHhhh, wherever
he is I hope he doesn't run into them!:: the ouji gulped.
" So! You like chocolate-chip cookies too, huh? " Vejitto said happily. He was standing in line behind Bejito at a
soda vending machine about 3 minutes away from the room Goku and Vegeta had left from.
" Hmm? " Bejito glanced over his shoulder, his cheeks still stuffed full of several cookies. He punched in the code
for his soda and swallowed, " Yes, actually. "
" My mommy LOVES chocolate-chip cookies--the warm ones though. You know, right out of the oven on the platter, all
puffed up and oozing chocolatey goodness. " Vejitto remaniced.
" You're trying to tell me something, aren't you? " Bejito took his soda out of the vending machine.
" Yes. " Vejitto nodded seriously, then perked up, " Can I have a cookie too? " he grinned in a son-ish way.
" WAH! " Bejito fell over, twitching. He got up, " Hn, yeah here, sure. " he handed one over.
" YAY! Coookeeee! " Vejitto stared in awe at the cookie, then shoved it in his mouth.
" Bejito, did you get the so---da. " Ruby froze at the sight of Vejitto standing there next to Bejito; his cheeks
all puffed up from the cookies and a big grin on his face, " Oh my god he looks just like Vegeta...only, TALL. " Ruby
noticed this saiyajin was just slightly taller than Bejito himself, " Wow. " she blinked, " Did we have this one too and
just forget about him or is it just my imagination that he looks so much like our son? "
" Haha, I'm not your son. " Vejitto swallowed the cookies, " I'm your GRANDson. And you're my grandparents! "
" ... " Ruby and Bejito stared at him blankly.
" YEAH! I'd recognize you anywhere! Good thing you took care of mommy enough for me to have enough memories to put
together decent pictures of you both in my head, huh! "
" You think THIS ONE'S an imposter too? " Bejito whispered to his wife.
" Well, he does look a lot more like a saiyajin than the last 3. AND he's got a tail. " Ruby whispered back.
" I got my tail back right after I was brought here. " Vejitto interupted them, " I think everybody who got theirs
chopped off or pulled out got 'um back by whatever magic brought us here. "
" Our SON, Vegeta brought all of us back. He was crowned King and his new royal powers allowed him the power to do
so. " Ruby explained to him.
" Ah, so you ARE my grandparents AFTER ALL! " Vejitto clasped his hands together, saluted them, and shook Ruby's
hand, " Allow me to introduce myself! My name is Son Vejitto, or you could call me Vejitto Oujisama. I prefer to use my
daddy's last name though. " he rambled on, then let go of her hand, " Can I hug you? "
" How do we know you're our grandson? " Ruby said, suspicous.
" I have the royal birthmark on my foot! Look! " Vejitto pulled off his boot and turned his foot up to expose a
small symbol on the back of his right foot, " See? Only full-blooded, royal saiyajin from the house of bejito-sei have
this insignia, right? "
" The other three didn't have that either. " Bejito remarked, thinking back to the last 3 children who had
protested to be Vegeta's, " Alright. I believe you. " he nodded. Vejitto cheered a bit, " So, who's your mother? "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Hey Veggie what was that? " Goku asked as he and Vegeta made their way down the stairs into the dungeon.
" Probably another prisoner crying out in terror that he can't escape. " Vegeta shrugged.
" Yeah, but that sounded like it was coming from UPstairs. " Goku glanced over his shoulder. The two saiyajins
made it to the bottom of the staircase only to have their jaws fall to the ground when they saw who was in the
single-cell cages lined up next to each other in both sides of the wall.
" Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Bulma, Mirai, Bura!! " Goku gawked, " Hey--where's Chi-chan? "
" She's in the padded cell at the end of the hall. " Bulma sighed, " She tried to kill the guards and then tried
to tell Vegeta's parents about his attempts at making Goku his "love-slave". "
" Servant-maid. The title is SERVANT-MAID. " Vegeta felt a vein bulge on his forehead.
" Oh, Vegeta--hi! I didn't see you there, I thought you were just waiting UNTIL I STARVED TO DEATH IN THIS CELL
TO COME RESCUE ME!! " Bulma shouted, peeved.
" Heh-heh, sorry Bul-chan. I didn't even know you were down here till Kakarrotto snuck into the castle and told
me all about it. " Vegeta sighed, " Being King is so BUSY I have headaches all over! You never get any rest when you're
the head of an entire race of people!! "
" Welcome to my world. " Bulma sighed in agreement, " It's probably just as bad as being Capsule Corp president. "
" Yes, only without the paperwork. " Vegeta remarked.
" Bulma, how did the kids get here? " Goku asked her.
Bulma shook her head at them, " Goten and Trunks came here looking for all of us; we've probably been gone from
home for a while now; and Bura got arrested for going on about "princess Kakarrotto" here and how "romantic" it was
that her ouji had wisked her away to his "magical castle in paradise". " she said dryly.
" I can dream, can't I! " Bura exclaimed from a nearby cell.
" Bura, Veggie didn't even give me a ride into town, not to mention to the castle. " Goku said, dismayed himself,
" Why I had to dress up in that pink costume you had me wearing earlier just to get him to recognize me!! "
" Are those the portaras around your neck? " Bura pointed to the larger saiyajin's necklace.
" Oh, yeah I forgot about these. These were so Veggie'd recognize me too. " Goku nodded.
Vegeta walked by the other cells. Mirai had fallen asleep and was snoring loudly, and Goten and Trunks were playing
cards and passing them to each other through the bars of their cells.
" Got any 8's? " Goten asked.
" No, go fish. " Trunks looked over at his cards. Goten reached out to grab one from the deck and smiled up at
Vegeta, " HI Uncle Veggie! You here to bust us out? "
" Eventually. " Vegeta nodded, " I need to make sure the coast is clear and find a good exiting passage for you all
to go through first. "
" Oh, oh-kay. " Goten said, then turned back to his cards, " Hey Trunks? Got any 3's? "
" Nope. Go fish. "
" Aww! Not again! " Goten pouted, reaching out to grab another card.
The ouji walked further on until he stopped at one door that was completely padded with one tiny window near the
top. He floated up and peaked in to see a familiar, enraged figure sitting in a straightjacket in the corner. A smile of
pure joy crossed Vegeta's face as he recognized it, " ONNA! "
" YOU!! " Chi-Chi roared and lept to her feet, running head first at the door only to bounce off and land on her
back, twitching.
" HAHA! My parents are even smarter than I give them credit for! " Vegeta beamed, " Finally, you're right where
you belong, locked up in a padded cell like the crazy WITCH you are! "
" Oh yeah? Well the tables will be turned once your "parents" figure out I was telling the truth! They'll throw
YOU in the crazy-house after they find out what you've been trying to do to my Go-chan all these years!!! " she smirked.
" Sure Onna, you just keep telling yourself that. " Vegeta brushed it off, " You know, now that I'm King I can
easily order you to be beheaded, or shot, or killed in some insane, torturous manner. " he boasted.
" Goku would never let you do it. That's the only reason you haven't tried to kill me yourself, ISN'T IT, ouji!
You don't want to have him label you a MURDERER for the rest of your life, EVEN THOUGH HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU'VE BLOWN UP
COUNTLESS PLANETS!!! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" It's Ou now. " Vegeta corrected her.
" What. " Chi-Chi glared dangerously at him.
" Ou. That's the word for KING. I am no longer a Ouji--a prince. " Vegeta said.
" What little Veggie says is true Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, teleporting next to Vegeta, " He is indeed the King
now. "
" Well, isn't he lucky. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically, then stared sadly at Goku, " Oh Go-chan please get me out of
here. Those idiot saiyajins think I'm a madman. "
" Madwoman. "
" OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! " she yelled, then calmed down, " Just do something oh-kay! I need HELP! "
" You need a lot more than help, Onna. " Vegeta remarked, chuckling.
" AND YOU SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU!! "
" Then MAYBE I should make the glass for this little window in the door soundproof. That way you won't have to hear
anything but the sound of your own annoying voice. " Vegeta grinned evilly.
Chi-Chi glared at him, " ... "
" ... "
" GO-KUU!! " she wailed, " DO SOMETHING _NOW_!!! "
" Do what? " Goku asked, confused, " I don't know what you want me to do? "
" I WANT YOU TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!! " Chi-Chi screamed in his face.
" Oh Chi-chan I can't do that! It's illegal! " Goku gasped.
" WHAT!? " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Only the King or the Queen can let out prisoners and since I'm not the King or the Queen; but the princess; I can't
let you out. After all you've been arrested for high treason. Which is an even bigger offense than low treason " Goku said.
" Yes, Onna. And you know we don't take too lightly treasoneers in THIS kingdom. " Vegeta smirked.
" THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" I'm the King and if I say the word "treasoneers" is a word than it is a legal legitimate saiyajin word. " Vegeta
nodded, then grinned evilly, " Anything I say instantly becomes law throughout my ENTIRE kingdom! I have utmost rule over
EVERYTHING. " he patted Goku on the back. The larger saiyajin smiled happily, " So if I were to say, for instance, all
marriages between Earthlings and Saiyajins are annuled throughout Bejito-sei, *poof*, you no longer have any claim over
Kakay. "
" THAT'S NOT FAIR!! "
" Oops, too late, it is now. " Vegeta looked at his watch, " Bulma, " he turned to the others, " I'll try to figure
out a way to get you and the kids out. As for ONNA and her rotten genius traitor kaka-spawn, they can stay in here and rot
until I find out how I wanna kill them or until they rot to death first. "
" VEH-GEE! " Goku gasped.
" Alright, I'll try and get Gohan out too--but Onna stays in there till she's paid her debt to saiyajin society. "
Vegeta nodded.
" YAY! " the larger saiyajin cheered.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN "YAY"!! " Chi-Chi yelled angrily at Goku.
" I, I mean "yay" as in Veggie's gonna free Gohan also, not "yay" as in you're trapped in there. " he corrected her.
" Yeah that BETTER be what you mean. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" How DARE you insult MY PEASANT! " Vegeta gasped in over-dramatic fake-shock, then turned to Goku, " Come on Kakay,
I'll go fix a room for you upstairs for the night so we can get away from all the MOLD down here. "
" *A-HEM*. " Bulma folded her arms.
" Oh you KNOW who I'm talking about, Bulma! I mean Onna, not you or any of the kids! " Vegeta heaved a sigh.
" A pillow and a blanket would be nice. " Bulma stated.
" Fine, here, " Vegeta pulled the wanted objects out from behind him and handed them to Bulma through the bars.
" What about the rest of us! " Mirai asked.
" The rest of you can rough it for all I care, see you in the morning. " the ouji saluted them, then made his way
upstairs along with Goku happily trailing behind.
" Goodnight everybody! " he waved to them.
" Goodnight Son-kun. " Bulma replied, laying out the large blanket in her cell.
" GOKU! GOKU YOU GET BACK HERE!! " Chi-Chi shouted, a slight pang of panic in her voice, " GOKU DO YOU HEAR ME!
GOHAN! GO AFTER HIM! "
" I'm just as trapped as you are, Mom. " Gohan sweatdropped from inside his own cell, " Besides, they're gone
already. They left 2 minutes ago. "
" WHAT? WE CAN'T LET THEM JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT! I HAVE A OUJI TO KILL!!! " she got up and desperately tried too undo
her straightjacket, " I WON'T SIT IN THIS CRAZY-PERSON'S ROOM WHILE THAT OUJI'S UP THERE GETTING HIS FULFILLMENT FROM MY
GO-CHAN!!! "
Gohan groaned, " Ohhhh, boy.... "
" So, how do you like it? "
" Oh little Veggie 'o mine it's BEAUTIFUL! " Goku clasped his hands together as they stood infront of a gigantic
guest room. The larger saiyajin waddled over to the king-sized bed and flopped down ontop of it, " WOW! It's HUGE! This
bed could fit like, 18 veggies on it! "
" Uh, heh-heh, right. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Well, I'll leave you to your, err, sleep now. "
" Hey what's that? "
Vegeta froze and glanced down at his pants pocket just in time to see Goku swipe something out of it and hold it up.
" It's a capsule. " Goku tossed it to the floor before Vegeta could say anything. The capsule exploded in a puff of
smoke and revealed the #1 pajamas the ouji had shown the kaka-village earlier, " Oh WOW! It's PAJAMAS! And they're JUST MY
SIZE! " he held them up, then blinked, " Why are they pink? "
" That's not important Kakarrotto--I'll take them back now. " Vegeta said nervuously, then gulped when Goku flipped
the pajamas over. His eyes widened at the word on the back of it.
" "Oujo"....little Veggie really says I'm his oujo? " the larger saiyajin squeaked out. Vegeta felt his face turn
bright red and he backed up, " Oh Veggie they're so pretty! I can't wait to try them on! " Goku said eagerly, " Pink's not
my favorite, BUT LOOKIT HOW WARM-N-FUZZY THEY ARE!!! " he squealed, then dashed into the bathroom and quickly changed. He
ran back into the regular room, " How do I look! " Goku asked.
" Uh, you're, you're beautiful, Kakarrotto. " the little ouji sputtered, his face starting to glow a brighter shade
of red.
" Awww, REAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY Veggie? " Goku looked down at him w/big sparkily eyes.
" YES, REALLY! " Vegeta nodded rapidly, squinting his eyes shut, " NOW GO TO BED! "
Goku grabbed the ouji and hugged him, " I LOVE YOU VEGGIE!! Little Veggie so sweet! Like a warm puffy lil marshmellow
you use to put in hot cocoa and it sweetens it and makes the cocoa all the much more worth drinking cuz now it has something
sweet-n-oh-so-SPECIAL in it and that sweet-n-special part's MY LITTLE VEGGIE! " the larger saiyajin snuggled the little one
against him.
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....hehhehehhhhhh... " Vegeta's whole body was now glowing like a jumbo-sized red lightbulb and
the expression on his face was that of a braindead, unbareably blissful individual who had just gone numb everywhere from
the stomach down.
" *Psst*. "
" Hmmmm? "
" Hey Veggie? "
" Yeaaaaahh? " Vegeta said slowly.
" Your hot cocoa's gotta set his lil marshmellow down now, oh-kay? " Goku smiled, " I gotta get a good night's sleep
you know, Veggie. I can't do that with you in here for me to play with the hole night now can I? "
" Mm-kay, bye-bye.. " Vegeta wobbled backwards and out of the room in out into the hall. Goku gasped.
" Oh Veggie the STAIRS!!! " Goku cried out just in time to see the ouji trip on the top one and plummet down the
stairwell till he hit the floor.
" *TRIP*BANG*CRASH*BOOM*CHIKA*CHIKA*CHIKA*_CRASH!!!_* "
Goku cringed and peeked down at Vegeta at the bottom of the steps, " Oww, that's gotta hurt. " he nodded, then ran
down after him, " DON'T WORRY VEGGIE! I'LL SAVE YOU!!...I THINK!! "
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3:05 AM 11/30/2002
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: Only one more chapter to go!
Vegeta: Thank God!
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at him) HEY! I've been pretty good to you in this story so far, don't blow it for yourself.
Vegeta: (mocking laugh) HA! Oh you'll blow it for me in the finale anyway. I KNOW it. I don't think I'd win EVERYTHING
_THIS_ easy.
Chuquita: (nods) You're right; the whole thing does backfire in your face in the last chapter.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT!!!
Chuquita: You acted like you already knew. (shrugs)
Goku: Poor Veggie, you can't always get what you want.
Chuquita: You get what you need.
Vegeta: (flatly) (folds his arms) Oh, and I SUPPOSE I "needed" to fall down those stairs at the end of the chapter, eh?
Chuquita: Well yeah, I needed to either end the chapter right here or keep going another 10KB to where Goku discovers the
other type 3 saiyajins Veggie's keeping at the castle.
Vegeta: (falls over) HE _WHAT_!!?
Goku: (to Chu) You just spoiled your own story.
Chuquita: Oh I did not. That doesn't tell you anything.
Goku: Well, I guess...
Chuquita: I've decided to try and actually learn a little html before I continue transfering stuff onto my website. (nods)
If anyone knows of a server that gives free webpages and uploads microsoft word documents without messing them up on their
way to load, PLEASE contact me. (perks up) In the meantime I've found a place to put all my fanart!
Goku: (cheers) YAY! ME doodles!
Chuquita: (to audiance) All you have to do is go to mediaminer.org and look up my name there. At the moment I have about
half the doodles that were going on the fanart section of my website on this site. You can find out what Veggie's King
costume looks like, Goku's servant-maid and princess costumes, chibi Veggie in his "Masked Avenger" outfit, along with
other stuff. I also have yet to upload my doodles of Veggie's Mom & Aunt. So far I have some comic strips and just pictures
of various characters. It's a fun site. 'Course I still like how the setup is for fanfiction.net better though.
Goku: If only it did pictures.
Chuquita: Yeah, I remember when they let us all have a free picture for our profile page and I had one of you looking up
that I got off the now-extinct Ginga Giri Giri site.
Goku: (happily) It's 3, 3, 3 G's in one!
Chuquita: Hee, I just saw the movie that site got it's name from; (dbz movie 9); and the highlight of that whole movie was
we get to see what Veggie's room looks like.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) My little Veggie's bedroom is famous?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What about ME?....
Chuquita: Veggie's got a HUGE window on the far right side wall of his room, a small (unusually small) single bed, a tv;
probably no bigger than a 13 or 14' inch screen) and his room's up on a pretty high floor. I'm talking 20th, 25th floors
up.
Goku: (to Veggie) Does little Veggie like heights?
Vegeta: (smirks) It's good to be one of the higher ups in choice of room locations in addition to status, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (stares at him blankly) ...what?
Vegeta: (flatly) I mean I like having a room on a high floor because it makes me feel IMPORTANT!!!....and less short.
Goku: (enlightened) OHHHhhhhh. (cheesy grin) My little Veggie's embarassed of his little-ness.
Vegeta: Hmmph. (blushing) (turns his head away from Son)
Goku: (to Chu) I am happy you brought Ji-chan back a fic early.
Chuquita: Yeah, well, a couple people mentioned him and I thought it just added another layer of trouble for Veggie's
king-hood. And to help me ease back into using Vejitto again in my next story--our Christmas special.
Goku: (eagerly) Do I get to see Ji-chan a-gain before the story's over?
Chuquita: (smiles) Who knows? (shrug) I have to start part 4 first.
Goku: (sadly) Aww, (perks up) OH-KAY!
Chuquita: (to audiance) We'll all see you in part 4 everybody!
Vegeta: (now sitting with his chair ontop of the desk) Until the next chapter, peasants.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at how Veggie got the desk up there)
Goku: May all your nickels remain shiney and clean.
Vegeta: ...what?
Goku: (grins) HEEEeeee~~~
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from dbz episode 291 "To Become Stronger! Goku's Dream is to Surpass it"
{Goku:} Well now...Sorry Vegeta, that you came to this.
{Vegeta:} In this pressure filled environment, you, me, and that runt Uubu won't be
able to show our true power anyway.
{Goku:} You're right.
{Goku:} Later.
Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (looking up at the Q.O.T.W.) The last interaction in the show between Son-kun and another main character. (frowns;
wishing an episode 292 would show up somewhere...but it doesn't)
Goku: The last person I said goodbye to was Veggie?
Vegeta: (smirking) They always say people save the best for last, you know. [scooches his chair closer to Son's] Infact, he
didn't really tell me goodbye. "Later" implies Kakarrotto will meet up with me again VERY SOON.
Goku: (giggles at Veggie) Silly little buddy.
Chuquita: Yeah, you're also the only one Son apologizes too about leaving also.
Vegeta: (over-dramatic) Kakay was WORRIED he had HURT his "little Veggie's" FEELINGS by leaving him all alone in the big
scary place while he went off to some tropical island with that stupid little Uub?
Goku: (nods sadly) I made Veggie come all the way out there for nothing.
Vegeta: (to Chu) Notice he doesn't say goodbye to ONNA in the last episode, OR anyone else. Just a short, sweet little
"later" to ME. (big cheesy grin)
Goku: (happily) I would never leave little Veggie a-lone without saying goodbye to him first, Chu-sama.
Chuquita: You know what would've been neat? If instead of GT as the spinoff they did a bunch of episodes that happen a couple
months after the last dbz episode and another evil bad guy tried to "blow up the earth" and Uub had to test his new tricks &
strength he got learning with Son-san and Veggie and they all eventually beat the bad guy or something like that.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That was very vague, Chu.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Yeah I know, that was just off the top of my head.
Goku: (to Chu) You said "Son-san and Veggie".
Chuquita: Eh?
Goku: You said "Son-san and Veggie", that would mean that Uub trained under both me AND Veggie. Veggie didn't come with me to
train Uub.
Chuquita: If I was in charge he would've. Some of my favorite "funny moments" come when Vedge is around! Besides it could
leave a good leeway for the same type of saiyajin humor you two had when you were inside of Buu.
Goku: (giggle) Heehee, "people-popcorn".
Chuquita: Exactly! (grins) I also saw one of my favorite GT moments (considering I've only seen a cluster of eps) the other
day. Son's fighting "super 17" while back at the Son home Chi-Chi is preparing for battle by using kitchen appliances as
armor. (snickers) The frying pan she wears on her head was the finishing touch.
Goku: The only time Chi-chan was able to get past the others to actually fight a bad guy she got turned into an egg.
Vegeta: (gleefully) And STOMPED on and SQUSHED on and REPEATED MASSACARED.
Chuquita: ...
Goku: ...
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) ...uh, as I was saying, she does make it to the battlefield because Videl (in her saiyagirl costume)
flies Chi-Chi there so they can help out with the battle because Chi-Chi said that since none of them helped last time they
got possessed by Bebi (who I dislike for possessing Veggie's body and changing it into a hidious pupil-less bulky freak) and
they should help Goku save the day.
Goku: (eyes widen) DOES Chi-chan help save the day?
Chuquita: I dunno (shrugs) I'm going to have to wait for Dragonball Arena to upload the next episode. (happily) Also when
Videl was looking for her costume I noticed in the attic there was a stuffed super-deformed Piccolo plushie.
Goku: Aww, Gohan must've bought it for Panny when she was little.
Chuquita: Meanwhile, GT Veggie's still laying unconsious in the middle of a desert somewhere.
Goku: (newscaster Goku) More on today's top stories at 11.
Vegeta: (cocks an eyebrow) What?
Goku: (big grin) EEEEEEeeee...
Chuquita: (sadly) I was surprised that it took Son nearly the whole episode to discover that 17 can absorb ki. I mean they
had to face that with the other androids back in dbz and when it comes to this sort of thing Son-kun's usually right on the
ball.
Vegeta: In other words, it felt like filler.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) The WHOLE SERIES feels like filler. I would've prefered a goofy sitcom-ish take to this. You know,
"Meet the Sons" or something like that.
Vegeta: (evil grin) OR an entire spin-off about ME and MY daily activities.
Chuquita: Vedge, Toriyama didn't even like you that much, if he had been completely in-charge of a spinoff it probably would
have been about Piccolo or Gohan's family.
Goku: (thoughtfully) I can see a "Kami's Lookout" show.
Chuquita: (perks up) Yeah, they could call it "Lookout Below" or "Lookout Above"....you know, cuz it IS really high UP in the
air and all.
Goku: But you COULD be flying overhead and THEN it would be below.
Vegeta: (rolls his eyes) HOW did we get into THIS pointless conversation?
Chuquita: ... (blinks) I'm not sure.
Vegeta: AAUGH!
Chuquita: I hope GT Veggie DOES come back to join in the fight, watching only Son-san fight super 17 (who I find a little
creepy) is kinda boring. Whenever Veggie fights someone it's more interesting.
Vegeta: (smirks) The audiance craves my cockiness.
Goku: (sweetly) I crave Veggie's kookiness. (leans over and grins widely at Veggie)
Vegeta: (nervous laughter) Uh, heh-heh...heh..
Goku: (squeals) VEGGIE-HUGS!!!! [grabs Veggie and hugs him] Mmmm... [ruffles Veggie's hair] Heeheehee, Veggies are fun!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: Care to introduce Part 3, Son?
Goku: K! (looks down at Veggie) What do little Veggies say?
Vegeta: (still glowing) (squeaks out) My brain feels like it's just been covered in cherry blossom petals?
Goku: ... (cheerfully) Nope! Close, but nope! It's time to say "INTRODUCING PART 3 OF 'KING ME!'"
Vegeta: (glowing almost radioactively) Oh-kay...
Summary: Sick and tired of being only a prince, Veggie gets Goku to crown him king! With disastrous results!
Being crowned king gives the little ouji unbelieveable new powers, such as the ability to warp time and space! Now Veggie
has become bent on using his newfound powers to change Earth into a carbon copy of Bejito-sei! Will Goku and the others be
able to stop him before he completely goes off his rocker? Will they be able to un-crown him in time? CAN you un-crown
someone?
Goku: Story Veggie has just come face to faces with all the little me look-a-like villagers. What will he do?
Vegeta: (snickers) (back to normal) Yes, what WILL he do?...heh-heh-heh...
Goku: (sweatdrops) Veh-GEE.
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" I think I just landed in heaven. " the little ouji grinned, dazed. The large group of peasants stared up at him
adoringly.
" Oh great King Veggie, we have heard many wonderful things about you from the outside. " one of the gokus spoke up,
clasping his hands together, " One of our own says he was the one responsible for crowning you and releasing your magical
kingly powers. "
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta blinked, " Is he here! Tell me! " he demanded.
" Naw, Kakarrotto went to look for you a long long time ago. " another goku nodded.
" So he WAS here. " Vegeta folded his arms, then mumbled to himself, " That WOULD explain the "veggie" references. "
he looked around at the peasants, " Kakarrotto told you all about me, huh? "
" Heehee, " a third goku held up one of the actual Goku's "veggie doodles" that he had used to explain what the ouji
looked like. Vegeta grabbed the paper and studied it.
" Super-cutsy eyes, chubby limbs, unusually small and soft and near plushy-like..---yup, this is definately one of
Kakay's "masterpieces". " Vegeta grimaced slightly at Goku's representation of the short ouji, " No WONDER they were so eager
to meet his "little Veggie" after what he probably told them. However, " he turned to the crowd, " Say, my little
kaka-village-eers, do you love your King and ruler? "
" YEAH!!!! " they all squealed at once.
" Do you love me more than Onna? "
" ... " crickets were heard chirping in the backround. One of the gokus raised his arm.
" WHO? "
Vegeta paused and looked over the crowd, " Not a single Onna in sight. No children, no senior citizens, just about
120 kakarrottos living in the same village. Without anyone to guide them.... " an evil smirk covered his face, " ...perfect."
he cleared his throat, " How would all you kakays like to come back and live at the castle with King Veggie? Don't you all
think that would be exciting, hmm? "
All their eyes widened into big sparkily blobs simaltaniously, " AAAAHHH!!! " the entire group of goku squealed with
glee and started raming past each other to get to Vegeta's vehicle.
" HEY! WAIT WAIT WAIT STOP!!! " the ouji was beginning to lose his balance ontop of the vehicle, " STOP STOP STOP!!!"
he screamed. They all stopped shaking the car-plane-hoverjet at once.
" Yes, King Veggie? " one of them squeaked out curiously.
" Form a NEAT, ORDERLY _LINE_ infront of the vehicle so I can get you all inside without demolishing my...whatever
kind of car this is. " Vegeta grumbled, then hopped back down through the sun-roof and pressed a button that caused exactly
120 seats to pop up in an additional cargo hold in the back of the vehicle. He opened the back door, " Alright, 10 of you at
a time ::that's all I think I can mentally handle in a sitting:: once each group has taken their seats in the row of their
choosing I will allow another 10 in until you all are seated. THEN and ONLY then shall we take off and head back home. "
" YAY!! " they all cheered with excitement. The long line of gokus began happily chating with each other about what
it must be like to live in a castle and about all the fancy food to eat and the fancy clothes they would wear as opposed to
the raggidy ones they all currently were sporting.
Eventually Vegeta had packed the entire kaka-village into his ship and returned to the captain's seat next to his
plush toy, " ARE YOU ALL STRAPPED IN BACK THERE! " Vegeta shouted back to the goku look-a-likes.
" YES KING VEGGIE-SAMA. " the all said sweetly as if on their best behavior.
" Heh-heh-heh, gooooood. " Vegeta snickered, then paused for a moment, putting his hand to his cheek, " That's
strange. " he looked up at himself in the mirror, " I feel unbearably giddy inside yet my face is still it's normal slightly
tanned tone. " Vegeta scratched the side of his head, confused. He froze, " Oh my God, can it be that despite the fact that
I'm about to ensnare over 100 type 3 saiyajin peasants that the only one who can turn my brain into a barely conscious, ooey
gooey mushy ball of utter sugary sweetness and stupidity is the ACTUAL Kakarrotto I've been hunting down for over a decade
now...... " Vegeta blinked in heavy, frightening realization, " ....NAH! " he dismissed it and shifted the vehicle into drive
, then flew off back towards the castle, " I'm going to have enough servants to keep the whole palace sparkling clean! " he
said brightly, then smirked at the audiance, " Heh-heh, Kaka-harem. "
" VEH-GEE, Oh Veh-GEEE! Where ARE you? " Goku called out as he flew into the edge of "Bejito-sei"; arriving at the
kaka-village just minutes after Vegeta had flown off with its inhabitants. Goku paused and sniffed the air, " Something
smells like *sniff*sniff* semi-sweet chocolate-covered marshmellows....VEGGIE! " he perked up. The Ouji's scent was still
lingering in the air, " VEGGIE COME OUT! VEGGIE! " he poked his head in one of the windows to the main building he had eaten
with the other gokus at only to find it empty. Goku stood there, shocked, " Wha--where did they all GO? " he dashed around to
the various other buildings in the village, finding them empty also, " They're, they're all gone! All the other me's have
disappeared *sniff*sniff* and Veggie was just here as well. That must mean..... " he suddenly gasped in shock, " THE VILLAGE
ME LOOK-A-LIKES HAVE STOLEN VEGGIE!!! " Goku shrieked in terror, " I've got to do something! Who KNOWS what horrible horrors
they could release upon my little buddy without me there to protect them and explain how to play with Veggie without hurting
him! "
" 119 bottles of fish on the wall, 119 bottles of fish! Take one down, pass it around, 118 bottles of fish on the
wall! " the villagers chanted as they sat in the back of the vehicle. The little ouji, however, was getting, to say the least
, very VERY angry with them.
" 118 bottles of fish on the wall, 118 bottles of fish! "
" Of fish! "
" Take one down, pass it around-- "
" --SHUT UP BEFORE I HAVE YOU ALL THROWN OUT OF THIS STUPID AIR-SHUTTLE FASTER THAN YOU CAN FINISH THAT INSANE EARTH
SONG!!! " Vegeta screamed at the top of his lungs in anger.
" Yes King Veggie-sama! " they quickly replied and sat quietly in their seats, twiddling their thumbs.
" Strange there's no mush-factor with these guys. " Vegeta mumbled to himself, " You'd think with 100 kakarrottos the
little "glow-bright-red-in-the-face" mechanism in my brain would've exploded from kaka-germ overdosage by now. " he looked
straight ahead to see the landing sight behind the castle. Vegeta pulled the vehicle into the garage and quietly turned the
machine off. He checked around for any nearby ki's, then sighed with relief when there wasn't, " Ahh, success. " Vegeta
rubbed his hands together, then whispered, " Come on peasants, we have to get you all a room before it's completely nightime
and you end up throwing your little internal kaka-clocks off-schedule. "
" YAY! " they all cheered very loudly. Vegeta froze and spun around.
" SHHHHHHH!!! " he held one finger infront of his mouth, " Will you be QUIET! " he yelled in a hushed whisper,
" Honestly you're no different than Kakarrotto! Only difference is that there's MORE of you. "
" King Veggie? " one of them asked meekly.
Vegeta groaned, " Yes, peasant? " he looked over his shoulder.
" King Veggie? You wouldn't be bringing us here due to a self-denial psychological state in which you feel that
having a lot of saiyajins who look just like your Kakay will make you feel better about you not knowing where he is and how
much you love him and temporarily fill that void until you get enough time on your hands from being King to go look for the
very person who crowned you in the first place and is the only one out of all of us who you REALLY desire to rule over...
would you, King Veggie? "
Vegeta blinked, his face glowing bright red. The ouji was staring blankly ahead.
" DO you love Princess Kakay, King Veggie? " the same goku look-alike asked.
" Uhh... " Vegeta blinked again, then quickly shook his head, " Oh-look! Here's-you're-room-let's-all-go-inside-shall
-we? " he said quickly, eager to change the topic. Vegeta kicked open the door. The gang of saiyajins peered inside and oohed
and ahhed at the large, lavish room that had enough space to fit all of them. There were 121 sleeping-bags set out all over
the floor, lights in the ceiling, and dozens of bathrooms in the back. Vegeta put one hand on the shoulders of two random
peasants and grinned, " Why don't all of you get ready for bed and I'll bring you all breakfast in the morning, huh? "
" King Veggie is going to cook for US, his nice little peasants? " another saiyajin squealed admirably.
" Of course, that's part of being your ruler isn't it? A King can be Kind to his peasants, can't he? " the ouji
smiled, patting that peasant on the hands. The larger saiyajin giggled embarassingly. Vegeta barely noticed the brief second
of envious death glares sent to the peasant by his fellow villagers. Vegeta let go, " Now to keep you all in order I've
numbered your pajamas from 1 to 120 until I get to know exactly what all your names are--then I'll put those on the pajamas
instead. " he rattled off, then sweatdropped to see another one of the gokus holding his hands out infront of the ouji's face
the same way the one Vegeta had patted the hands of were.
" Uh...problem? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow.
" Mm. " the saiyajin pouted sadly, holding his hands closer to the smaller one's face.
Vegeta thought for a moment, then nervously patted that one's hands as well. The goku look-alike smiled with glee and
pranced back into the crowd, " ...right. " Vegeta sweatdropped. Out of the corner of his eye he could see several more were
starting to hold their hands in a 'patting' position, " Now I'm going to hand out all your pajamas and I want you all to go
get dressed---_IN_ THE ROOM AND _AFTER_ I'VE LEFT THE VIEWING AREA!!! " dozens of the saiyajins who were in a race with each
other to get changed first were standing there clasping their shirts like they'd never worn anything else in their lives.
Several already had them off and were clutching their belt buckles instead. Vegeta groaned and handed out all the pajamas,
which were a light blue, had the royal family's symbol on the upper left portion of the shirt and a number in dark blue on
the back. They all rushed into the room to change and slammed the door behind them, leaving a rather confused Vegeta standing
out in the hallway. The ouji stared at his watch and about 5 minutes later one of the gokus popped his head out of the
doorway.
" King Veggie there's no number 1!! " he pouted.
" Hmm? " Vegeta stepped inside to see the large group of kakarrottos frantically dashing around and looking at the
back of each others shirts in search of who got the lucky number 1.
" Mine says 121, King Veggie! There's only 120 of us! " one of the gokus pouted.
" There IS 121 of you, Kakarrotto just isn't here yet. He makes 121. " Vegeta said as-a-matter-of-factly.
" Then where's the number 1 pajamas!! " goku number 32 exclaimed.
" I'm number 2. " another goku boasted, blushing all over. Number 58 angrily smacked him across the back of the head.
Number 2 blew a raspberry back at him in reponse.
Vegeta sweatdropped, ::They're...fighting over me:: he thought to himself un utter shock, ::How creepy....yet
exotically intreging:: he smirked, then pulled out a capsule and threw it to the floor to expose the pajamas for number 1.
Unlike the other 120 sets this one was a light pink with fuzzy sleeve and fuzzy around the collar. It had the same royal
family emblem only written in gold. On the back sat a large white number 1 beneath the dark pink word "oujo" and two fuzzy,
stitched-into-the-fabic wings sat on either side of the 1, " THIS, is number _1's_ pajamas. " Vegeta boasted, then gulped to
see all the gokus staring at the pajamas w/big sparkily eyes. The ouji felt his brain cells beginning to go numb and shook
his head to clear his mind before the trail of drool hanging out the side of his mouth fell to the floor, " Uh-heh-heh. Yeah,
number 1. "
" ... "
" ... " the two parties exchanged a long silence.
" I WANNA BE NUMBER 1!!! " one of the saiyajins in the back of the room shouted excitedly. The crowed cheered and
began to fight over who would get the 'special' nightie.
" King Veggie King Veggie which one of us's your FAVORITE? Am I your favorite King Veggie? That nightie's made for
your favorite isn't it King Veggie? " one of the peasants latched himself onto Vegeta's leg and snuggled his face into it,
" I'll be the best favorite peasant ever King Veggie I promise! "
" HEY! " another one kicked the first one off Vegeta's leg, " THAT'S NOT VERY NICE TRYING TO ATTACK KING VEGGIE'S LEG
LIKE THAT! " he shouted angrily, then turned towards Vegeta w/big gooey eyes, " _I_ can be very nice to you King Veggie can I
be your favorite and wear the number 1 pajamas pwetty pwetty pweeeese? "
" Umm... " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" You can't try to win King Veggie over like that it's his decision who he wants to dub his FAVORITE. " a thrid goku
pointed out, " He's the King and he's gotta be fair. " he slid over to the little ouji and smirked, " I think I'm FAIRly cute
enough to wear that lil outfit don't you think King Veggie? "
Vegeta stepped backwards a bit, frightened by the villagers onslaught over which one he chose above the rest of the
group. He backed up into something soft and gulped. Vegeta looked upward to see another goku look-alike staring down at him.
This one curiously. It picked him up from around the waist and began to softly rub the ouji's stomach. A big stupid smile
graced Vegeta's face and he let out a little giggle. The larger saiyajin looked down, pleased with himself.
" Hey, King Veggie. " the look-alike whispered softly.
" Uh-huh? " Vegeta said, dazed.
" You like that? "
" Uh-huh? "
" You know, I could rub your tummy all day like this if you ever asked me for it. " he said persausively.
" Uh-huh? "
" Is having your tummy rubbed one of your favorite ways to relax? "
" Uh-huh. "
" Well if you were to make ME your favorite I would GLADLY rub you down ANYWHERE you like. I could be one of your
favorite ways to relax too. " he clutched around the ouji slightly tighter.
Vegeta's eyes nearly popped out of his head, " WILL YOU STOP THAT! " he squirmed out of the position he was in, " ALL
OF YOU STOP THIS!! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE SPOILED BRATS! IF YOU DON'T GET IN YOUR SLEEPING BAGS RIGHT NOW I'LL GO _BURN_ THIS
INFERNAL SLEEPWEAR RIGHT NOW!! " he screamed. All the saiyajin peasants quickly zipped into their sleeping-bags and smiled
sweetly at the ouji, " ...better. " Vegeta said with relief, " Goodnight, peasants. " he said, dimming the lights and heading
out into the doorway.
" Goodnight, King Veggie. " they all responded in a sugary tone, " We love you. "
" ...but I love you even more. " one of the gokus chirped.
" NUH-UH! I LOVE KING VEGGIE THE MOST OUT OF ALL OF YO-- " a second goku paused to see Vegeta glaring at the group.
He thought for a moment, then smiled coyly, waved, and plunked his head back down on the pillow. Vegeta sighed and closed the
door.
" This must be what it's like to be a walking piece of cheese at a mouse convention...or catnip, or something like
that. " he put the pajamas back in their case and walked off.
" *BRING*BRING*BRING* *BRING*BRING*BRING*! " a loud noise went off in Vegeta's pocket. He pulled out a scouter; which
was now, for the most part, being used as a walkie-talkie as opposed to something to process ki levels; and flicked the on
switch.
" Hello? " Vegeta said into it.
" Ah, Vegeta? " Nappa's slightly confused voice came on the other end. Vegeta groaned, feeling a headache coming on
and suddenly remembering exactly WHY he blasted the bald saiyajin in the first place.
" What do you want, Nappa? " he replied shortly, still ticked and a little nerve-shot from having the dozens of
kakarrottos fighting over him.
" There's a type 3 saiyajin infront of the main doors to the castle. I think he's looking for you. "
" Oh not another one. " Vegeta silently moaned in agony, " Yes, SO? "
" Uhh, Vegeta I really think you should come over to the monitors to see this one. " Nappa felt a little green in the
face.
" And how is he different from the others? Third eye? Deformed limb? " he said dryly.
" Not exactly. " Nappa looked queasy, " This one's wearing a puffy pink dress, silver crown, and is carrying a bouqet
of flowers in his hands. "
Vegeta's face turned a stark white, " ....oh God tell me he didn't. " he gulped, then quickly teleported to where
Nappa was and almost fell over to see the figure on the main screen, grinning in a way none of the other kakarrottos could
match, " Oh he did. " Vegeta felt a horrified lump in his throat.
" LITTLE VEGGIE! LITTLE VEGGIE 'O MINE ARE YOU IN THERE! " Goku called out at the doors, " IT'S ME, YOUR PRINCESS
KAKAY! " he grinned widely, " I HAVE COME BRINGING FLOWERS FOR MY LITTLE BUDDY! " he held them up, " HOPE YOU'RE NOT
ALLERGIC!! "
" "Kakay"? " Nappa blinked, " He said "Kak"ee. Vegeta is that Kakarrotto down there? " the soldier gawked.
" AHH! " Vegeta instinctively yelped, then regained his composure, " Of--of course it isn't. " he said nervously.
" Want me to throw him in the dungeon with the other prisoners-- "
" --YOU PULL THAT LEVER AND I'LL SLICE YOUR HEAD OFF!!! " Vegeta roared in a psychotic fury. His fists shaking in a
jittery motion. Nappa cocked an eyebrow at him, disturbed, and walked over to the other side of the room, " I'll deal with
this "princess" myself. " Vegeta said calmly, then left the room. Nappa glanced back at the saiyajin on the monitor and shook
his head.
" I don't know what you've been taken pal, but I know I sure don't want any. "
" *click*click*whirrrrrrr* "
Goku cocked his head as the two huge doors infront of him slowly opened to reveal a tall hallway. He grinned and
cheered, " YAY! " the large saiyajin dashed inside, " VEGGIEVEGGIEVEGGIE! VEGGIE TIME FOR ME! " he sang, then screeched to
a halt infront of yet another door. There was a camera peering down at him from the ceiling, " HI LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku
saluted it, " What gave me away? My pretty lil oujo dress or my portara necklace? " he pointed to a silver chain around his
neck that was holding the two fusion earrings, " Or MAYBE it was my WON-DER-FUL VOIIIICE!! " Goku sang, then snickered as the
door opened to reveal Vegeta standing there in a calm manner, " My little Veh-GEE? " Goku cocked his head.
" Kakarrotto. " Vegeta nodded to him, " WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING HERE DRESSED LIKE THAT!!!! " he screamed angrily.
" Well I wanted to make sure you could tell me apart from the other me's. Did you know there's a WHOLE VILLAGE of me!
Course it was empty the last time I was there, I hope they're all alright. "
" They're fine, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta grimaced, thinking back, ::Kakarrotto?::
::Hey! Veggie's in my head!:: Goku thought back cheerfully.
::Listen Kakarrotto, I'm going to play a little game of pretend with you for the next 3 minutes, do you think you
could play along long enough for me to get you somewhere where we can speak in private?::
::K!:: the larger saiyajin chirped, ::I am good at playing pretend little buddy::
" Right. " Vegeta said, then cleared his throat, " LISTEN HERE YOU INSANE DILLUSIONAL PEASANT! HOW _DARE_ YOU COME TO
THE ROYAL CASTLE PRETENDING TO BE MY OUJO! YOU'VE GOT SOME NERVE!!! "
" Heeheeheehee. " Goku bit his lip to keep from laughing. Vegeta slapped his hand over Goku's mouth.
" IF YOU SO MUCH AS SAY ANOTHER WORD I SHALL KILL YOU HERE AND NOW! IN FACT I'M TAKING YOU UNDER ARREST AND SENDING
YOU TO THE DUNGEON _PERSONALLY_!!! " the ouji raged, grabbing Goku by one of his wrists and dragging him off.
" Way to go, son! " Bejito walked by Vegeta and Goku in the intersecting hallway. The former king was carrying a
plateful of cookies and popping 2 in his mouth at once.
" Heh. " Vegeta grinned proudly, then yanked on Goku's wrist harder and walked off, " To the DUNGEON, you peon! "
" Hahahahaha! " Goku laughed.
" Oh, you DID find where I put those, thanks Beji. " Ruby poked her head around the corner just as Bejito made it
there, " Where's Vegeta going? " she blinked.
" He's taking that crazy peasant to the dungeon. " Bejito said casually, " This one thinks he's our son's "princess".
" he snickered at the thought.
Ruby paused, " ...but, I thought the dungeon's in the other direction. " she pointed over her shoulder.
" ....maybe it is. And maybe it isn't. " Bejito replied regally.
Ruby folded her arms and smirked at him, " You have no idea where it is either, do you? "
" ...no. " Bejito admitted, then perked up, " Cookie? "
" Thank you. " Ruby took one and the couple walked off.
" Ah, here we go. " Vegeta opened a nearby door, " Get in Kakarrot! " he snapped, whispering loudly, then pushed Goku
inside.
Goku looked around to find they were in a large room similiar to something you'd find at a hotel, " Hey, this isn't
the dungeon. " he said, confused.
The ouji sweatdropped, " I wasn't TAKING you to the dungeon, BAKA! " Vegeta snorted, then coughed, " Now that that's
over....I MISSED YOU!! " the little ouji cried happily, hugging the larger saiyajin.
" I MISSED VEGGIE TOO!! " Goku cried in response, hugging back, " Oh Veggie I thought I'd NEVER find you again! "
" Me too! I thought something terrible had happened to you you big stupid peasant! " Vegeta sniffled happily.
" Something did. "
Vegeta let go, then realizing what he had just done felt a red glow seep into his face. He laughed nervously and
shook it off, " What--what happened to you, Kakarrotto? "
" Veggie your Daddy threw everyone in the dungeon! He wouldn't even hear them out before sending them down the hole
there! Chi-chan, Gohan, and Bulma are all down there! " Goku explained.
" Father sent ONNA to the DUNGEON!! " a look of glee spread over the ouji's face.
" Actually it was your Mommy cuz Chi-chan was busy yelling at your Daddy. " Goku nodded.
" MOMMY sent Onna to the dungeon!! " Vegeta grinned even wider.
" Mmm-hmm. " Goku replied. Vegeta quickly slipped out through the door, then ran over to where Ruby was standing and
gave her a quick hug.
" I love you. " he squeaked out, then zipped back down the hall.
Ruby cocked her head, " Well that was nice of him...spontanious...but nice. "
" So, you were saying? " Vegeta said, re-entering the room.
" I was saying that EVERYONE'S BEEN BANISHED TO THE DUNGEON AND OH VEGGIE WE GOTTA SAVE 'UM!! " Goku wildly waved his
arms in the air.
" Uhh, they're in not in any IMMIDATE danger, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " We keep them each in their own
private cells until we figure out how we wanna blow them up. "
" ... " Goku's eyes widened on the last part, " BLOW THEM UP!!!! "
" ShhshhshhshhSHH! " Vegeta nervously hushed him, " Nobody gets blown up without the KING'S consent. That's ME. So
unless I say anything otherwise, they all stay down there, SAFE. "
Goku blinked, then grinned, " AWW VEGGIE!! " he grabbed the little ouji and hugged him tightly, " Oh my little Veggie
!! I'll love you forever and ever!!! "
" Heh-heh, heh-heh-heh-hehhhhh... " Vegeta's face glowed bright red. The smaller saiyajin had a long trail of drool
hanging out the side of his mouth, " Ah luff u twooo, Kakay-chan-chan.. " he flubbered out while still glowing bright red.
" *THUNK*! "
Both saiyajins paused and turned their heads to the doorway to see none-other-than Raditsu standing there with his
jaw literally hanging down low enough to reach the floor. His eyes were bulging out of his head in shock.
::Oh not again. At THIS rate I'm going to have to have him beheaded or blown up before he gets the wrong impression::
the small what-was-left voice of reason in Vegeta's bright red head grumbled to itstelf. The ouji had accidentally forgotten
to lock the door this time.
" OH! It's Raditsu! Hi big brother, I haven't seen you since Piccolo killed us with his "LIGHT OF DEATH" attack. "
Goku chirped, his voice suddenly deepening when he said the name of the attack, then returning to it's normal squealy sound.
" Ka-ka--Kakarrotto, what are you WEARING!? " Raditsu exclaimed, grasping for some explaination other than the one
that was, in his mind, the obvious.
" This is my princess costume. I'm Veggie's princess, you know! " Goku grinned.
Raditsu's shoulders slumped downward, " Yeah....I, know. " he glanced over at Vegeta for a moment. The smaller
saiyajin was still being held tightly by Goku and glowing bright red. Beneath him was a large puddle of his own drool,
" Kakarrotto, brother, sharer of our parents, may I ask you a, a personal question? " Raditsu said, glancing from Goku to
the puddle of drool Vegeta was still currently creating. Raditsu cringed and stepped backwards as the puddle began to inch
forth in every direction from its center.
Goku grabbed a nearby hankerchief and proceeded to try and clean off some of the drool trail on Vegeta's cheek, " Ask
away, Raditsu! " he said cheerfully.
" Alright. Here goes. " Raditsu took a deep breath, " Kakarrotto, PLEASE-tell-me-you-didn't-mate-with-Vegeta-and-
that's-how-you-were-able-to-crown-him-King!!! " he begged quickly.
" ... " Goku stared at him for a moment, then burst into laughter and dropped Vegeta to the floor, " HAHAHAHAHA!! Me
Veggie's mate! That's silly, Raditsu! Bulma's Veggie's mate. "
" ...who's Bulma? " Raditsu blinked.
" The blue-hairred lady back on the island where you kidnapped chibi Gohan, remember? " Goku stated.
" OH! Her--really? " a smile of relief appeared on the older brother's face, " Well THAT'S a relief. Come to think of
it I think she's down in the dungeon. Bejito-sama probably didn't believe her story. "
" Bul-chan's in the DUNGEON! " Vegeta gawked, sitting up and covered in drool but back to his normal flesh coloring.
" Yeah, I told you that earlier, you weren't listening. " Goku said, " All you heard was me telling you your Mommy
threw Chi-chan in the dungeon. "
" "Chi-chan"? " Raditsu blinked, " You mean the woman with her hair in a bun who they just put in a straightjacket
several minutes ago for trying to break out? "
" ONNA'S in a STRAIGHTJACKET! In MY dungeon!!! " Vegeta looked like he was ready to explode with joy.
" ...I take it he doesn't like her. " Raditsu said flatly to Goku.
" Chi-chan and Veggie are bitter enemies over which of them owns my body and soul. " Goku responded. Raditsu cocked
an eyebrow.
" What? "
" Chi-chan says she's in charge of me cuz she's my wife but Veggie says he's in charge of me cuz he's my king. " Goku
nodded.
" Kakay spin around til I say stop. " Vegeta giggled. Goku froze, instantly remembering the ouji's newfound powers
over his peasants. The larger saiyajin's feet instantly turned on their toes and he began to twirl around.
" VEH-GEEE!!! " Goku's cheeks blushed with embarassment.
" Stop. "
Goku's body instantly went back to standing upright.
" Oh I'm 'in charge', alright. " the ouji smirked, " VERY MUCH in charge. "
" Wait...you just spun around involentarily just because HE said something? " Raditsu gawked.
" Veggie's new veggie-powers can make him make me or any of his other peasants follow any order he gives us no
matter what they are cuz Veggie's powers can control our bodies. " Goku explained. Raditsu's eyes widened in nervousness.
" Is--is that so? " he laughed nervously at Vegeta, who smirked.
" Raditsu, slap yourself across the face until I say so. " Vegeta ordered, folding his arms.
" I WILL _NOT_! THAT'S A STUPID AND EMBARASSING ORDE--*SLAP*SLAP*SLAP*!! " Raditsu's protest was cut short by his own
hand being lifted up and slapping himself across the face repeatedly. Vegeta burst into laughter.
" Toldja so. " Goku said in a sing-song voice, " See what happens when you don't believe me? Veggie makes you beat
yourself up.
" Oh shut *SLAP*SLAP* up, Kakarrotto. " Raditsu grumbled between smacking his own face.
" Hn....I tire of this. So. " Vegeta said, causing Raditsu to suddenly regain power over his hand movements. Vegeta
glanced up at Goku, " Got any suggestions, Kaka-chan? "
" Mmm.....MMM?..... " Goku thought outloud, coming up with something, " ...NO! " he said cheerfully. Both Vegeta and
Raditsu fell over.
" WAHH! " Vegeta yelped.
Raditsu sat up and laughed nervously, " Hahaha, and I was so scared too. Hahahaha! "
" COME ON KAKARROT! YOU HAVE A BETTER IMAGINATION THAN _THAT_!! " Vegeta exclaimed while in the backround Raditsu was
busy making a quick escape down the hall.
" Too late little Veggie, he left already. " Goku pointed out the open doorway.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Oh well, forget about Raditsu. He's no fun anyway. " the ouji dismissed it.
" So! Veggie, whatcha been up to? " the larger saiyajin asked eagerly, " Performing any kingly duties lately? "
The ouji frowned, " HA! "
" Ha? " Goku blinked.
" Kakarrotto, do you know HOW MANY 'problems' a king has to deal with EVERY HOUR OF EVERY DAY!! " Vegeta pointed at
him.
" Uhh, 43? "
" ...close, but that's not the point! " he shook his fist in the air, then said tiredly, " The point is it's a whole
lot more work than I EVER imagined it was! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN THE TIME TO CREATE A SINGLE EVIL PLOT SINCE I GOT HERE!!! And
when I _DO_ have time I'm so overstressed that I can't even CONCENTRATE! "
" What evil plots? " Goku asked. Vegeta quickly slapped his hands over his mouth and whipped around to face Goku.
" You see what I'm talking about! I've been through the mental wringer so many times I can't even remember to catch
myself from saying things I'm not supposed to be saying around the people I'm not supposed to be them to! " Vegeta groaned.
" Poor Veggie. " the larger saiyajin walked over to him and hugged him tightly, " I am sorry I couldn't get here to
help my little buddy sooner. "
Vegeta sighed, to tired to hug back.
" ... "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? " Vegeta spoke up.
" Yeah Veggie? "
" Where did you find that baka costume and what are you wearing around your neck? " he said flatly.
" Hmm? Oh, these are our portaras, remember. " Goku pointed to the sting holding the earrings, " I figured if you
didn't catch on to the whole 'oujo' thing you'd definately recognize the earrings. "
" How could I NOT recognize those unforgettable pieces of jewelry. " the ouji cringed in disgust, " You're a good
peasant, Kakarrot, but you're not a good one to be melded to. "
" Fused with. "
" It's the same thing. " Vegeta nodded.
" I teleported back to Capsule Corp to get the costume. Strange nobody but Bulma's parents and the people who work
there were there. I know Bulma and Mirai are down in the dungeon but you don't think-- "
" --Bura and Trunks must've tried to see what was going on and my Dad used that 'send-to-the-dungeon' lever on THEM
too! " Vegeta's face paled as he finished the larger saiyajin's sentence.
" Wow Veggie, your Dad sure gets around. With all the different directions he was going in after that golf ball he
could've probably sent half the Z senshi to the dungeon already! " Goku exclaimed.
" Heh-heh, yeah. " Vegeta chuckled.
" It's not funny, Veggie. " the larger saiyajin sweatdropped.
" Hmm? Oh, sorry. " Vegeta said casually, " Kakarrotto, what do say we go down to the dungeon and see exactly who
else is down there. "
" YAY! " Goku cheered, then reached for the doorknob, " LET'S GO! "
" WAIT!!! " Vegeta shrieked, closing the door.
" Now what? "
" Kakarrotto, at my house it's one thing but you can't go around dressed like THAT in my castle!!! THEY'LL ALL THINK
YOU'RE MY QUEEN!! " Vegeta yelled at him.
" Aren't I? "
" ... "
" ... "
Vegeta rolled his eyes and groaned, sickened, " Kakarrotto, the answer to that one is so obvious I can't bring myself
to justify it with an answer. "
" It's a YES! " Goku grinned.
" It's a NO, Kakarrot. "
" ...oh. " Goku frowned, " But I'm still you're princess, right? "
" NO! You're not that either. Bura dubbed you the 'oujo' and her saying that doesn't legalize ANYTHING! "
Goku sighed, " Oh well! " he perked up, then pulled off the costume to expose his orange gi, " Let's get going
Veggie. We gotta free everybody! "
" Eventually.. " Vegeta snickered to himself as they left the room.
" Little Veggie? "
" Hmm? "
" I'm curious, how did you bring back all these other saiyajins? " Goku asked him.
" Oh, I simply concentrated on bringing back all of blown up saiyajins with the exception of Brolli and Paragus. "
Vegeta grinned, proud of himself.
" WOW! Veggie can bring back people by merely using his THOUGHTS! " Goku's eyes widened with excitement.
" Hai. "
" AHHHH!! THAT'S SO COOL!!! I mean, it's IT'S AMAZING, VEGGIE! " the larger saiyajin rambled on, then grinned, " I'm
glad you left them down there, I don't like Brolli. " he narrowed his eyes for a moment, then returned them to their normal
size, " He was mean to Veggie. And that other guy tricked Veggie! "
" Yes, well, this time they can watch me be King for real while they're both down in h.f.i.l! " Vegeta laughed.
" Say Veggie, if you really brought back every other saiyajin that was down there back to Earth, then does that mean
our JI-CHAN is here too!! " Goku squealed.
Vegeta froze, " Oh dear God... " he gulped, " I, I have no idea if he's here or not! " the little ouji looked around
the hallway they were walking through, uneasily.
" I can't wait to see my Ji-chan again Veggie! He said he was coming back to see us on Christmas but this is so great
having him here nearly a whole MONTH in advance!! Can you IMAGINE all the amazing adventures lil Ji-chan's gotten himself
into during the past 5 months! "
" Uh, heh-heh, yeah, adventures... " Vegeta laughed nervously, ::I don't know HOW I'd even BEGIN to explain VEJITTO
to my parents! 'hi mom and dad, this is Vejitto, an accidental fusion offspring from Kakarrotto and I!' OHHHhhh, wherever
he is I hope he doesn't run into them!:: the ouji gulped.
" So! You like chocolate-chip cookies too, huh? " Vejitto said happily. He was standing in line behind Bejito at a
soda vending machine about 3 minutes away from the room Goku and Vegeta had left from.
" Hmm? " Bejito glanced over his shoulder, his cheeks still stuffed full of several cookies. He punched in the code
for his soda and swallowed, " Yes, actually. "
" My mommy LOVES chocolate-chip cookies--the warm ones though. You know, right out of the oven on the platter, all
puffed up and oozing chocolatey goodness. " Vejitto remaniced.
" You're trying to tell me something, aren't you? " Bejito took his soda out of the vending machine.
" Yes. " Vejitto nodded seriously, then perked up, " Can I have a cookie too? " he grinned in a son-ish way.
" WAH! " Bejito fell over, twitching. He got up, " Hn, yeah here, sure. " he handed one over.
" YAY! Coookeeee! " Vejitto stared in awe at the cookie, then shoved it in his mouth.
" Bejito, did you get the so---da. " Ruby froze at the sight of Vejitto standing there next to Bejito; his cheeks
all puffed up from the cookies and a big grin on his face, " Oh my god he looks just like Vegeta...only, TALL. " Ruby
noticed this saiyajin was just slightly taller than Bejito himself, " Wow. " she blinked, " Did we have this one too and
just forget about him or is it just my imagination that he looks so much like our son? "
" Haha, I'm not your son. " Vejitto swallowed the cookies, " I'm your GRANDson. And you're my grandparents! "
" ... " Ruby and Bejito stared at him blankly.
" YEAH! I'd recognize you anywhere! Good thing you took care of mommy enough for me to have enough memories to put
together decent pictures of you both in my head, huh! "
" You think THIS ONE'S an imposter too? " Bejito whispered to his wife.
" Well, he does look a lot more like a saiyajin than the last 3. AND he's got a tail. " Ruby whispered back.
" I got my tail back right after I was brought here. " Vejitto interupted them, " I think everybody who got theirs
chopped off or pulled out got 'um back by whatever magic brought us here. "
" Our SON, Vegeta brought all of us back. He was crowned King and his new royal powers allowed him the power to do
so. " Ruby explained to him.
" Ah, so you ARE my grandparents AFTER ALL! " Vejitto clasped his hands together, saluted them, and shook Ruby's
hand, " Allow me to introduce myself! My name is Son Vejitto, or you could call me Vejitto Oujisama. I prefer to use my
daddy's last name though. " he rambled on, then let go of her hand, " Can I hug you? "
" How do we know you're our grandson? " Ruby said, suspicous.
" I have the royal birthmark on my foot! Look! " Vejitto pulled off his boot and turned his foot up to expose a
small symbol on the back of his right foot, " See? Only full-blooded, royal saiyajin from the house of bejito-sei have
this insignia, right? "
" The other three didn't have that either. " Bejito remarked, thinking back to the last 3 children who had
protested to be Vegeta's, " Alright. I believe you. " he nodded. Vejitto cheered a bit, " So, who's your mother? "
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Hey Veggie what was that? " Goku asked as he and Vegeta made their way down the stairs into the dungeon.
" Probably another prisoner crying out in terror that he can't escape. " Vegeta shrugged.
" Yeah, but that sounded like it was coming from UPstairs. " Goku glanced over his shoulder. The two saiyajins
made it to the bottom of the staircase only to have their jaws fall to the ground when they saw who was in the
single-cell cages lined up next to each other in both sides of the wall.
" Gohan, Goten, Trunks, Bulma, Mirai, Bura!! " Goku gawked, " Hey--where's Chi-chan? "
" She's in the padded cell at the end of the hall. " Bulma sighed, " She tried to kill the guards and then tried
to tell Vegeta's parents about his attempts at making Goku his "love-slave". "
" Servant-maid. The title is SERVANT-MAID. " Vegeta felt a vein bulge on his forehead.
" Oh, Vegeta--hi! I didn't see you there, I thought you were just waiting UNTIL I STARVED TO DEATH IN THIS CELL
TO COME RESCUE ME!! " Bulma shouted, peeved.
" Heh-heh, sorry Bul-chan. I didn't even know you were down here till Kakarrotto snuck into the castle and told
me all about it. " Vegeta sighed, " Being King is so BUSY I have headaches all over! You never get any rest when you're
the head of an entire race of people!! "
" Welcome to my world. " Bulma sighed in agreement, " It's probably just as bad as being Capsule Corp president. "
" Yes, only without the paperwork. " Vegeta remarked.
" Bulma, how did the kids get here? " Goku asked her.
Bulma shook her head at them, " Goten and Trunks came here looking for all of us; we've probably been gone from
home for a while now; and Bura got arrested for going on about "princess Kakarrotto" here and how "romantic" it was
that her ouji had wisked her away to his "magical castle in paradise". " she said dryly.
" I can dream, can't I! " Bura exclaimed from a nearby cell.
" Bura, Veggie didn't even give me a ride into town, not to mention to the castle. " Goku said, dismayed himself,
" Why I had to dress up in that pink costume you had me wearing earlier just to get him to recognize me!! "
" Are those the portaras around your neck? " Bura pointed to the larger saiyajin's necklace.
" Oh, yeah I forgot about these. These were so Veggie'd recognize me too. " Goku nodded.
Vegeta walked by the other cells. Mirai had fallen asleep and was snoring loudly, and Goten and Trunks were playing
cards and passing them to each other through the bars of their cells.
" Got any 8's? " Goten asked.
" No, go fish. " Trunks looked over at his cards. Goten reached out to grab one from the deck and smiled up at
Vegeta, " HI Uncle Veggie! You here to bust us out? "
" Eventually. " Vegeta nodded, " I need to make sure the coast is clear and find a good exiting passage for you all
to go through first. "
" Oh, oh-kay. " Goten said, then turned back to his cards, " Hey Trunks? Got any 3's? "
" Nope. Go fish. "
" Aww! Not again! " Goten pouted, reaching out to grab another card.
The ouji walked further on until he stopped at one door that was completely padded with one tiny window near the
top. He floated up and peaked in to see a familiar, enraged figure sitting in a straightjacket in the corner. A smile of
pure joy crossed Vegeta's face as he recognized it, " ONNA! "
" YOU!! " Chi-Chi roared and lept to her feet, running head first at the door only to bounce off and land on her
back, twitching.
" HAHA! My parents are even smarter than I give them credit for! " Vegeta beamed, " Finally, you're right where
you belong, locked up in a padded cell like the crazy WITCH you are! "
" Oh yeah? Well the tables will be turned once your "parents" figure out I was telling the truth! They'll throw
YOU in the crazy-house after they find out what you've been trying to do to my Go-chan all these years!!! " she smirked.
" Sure Onna, you just keep telling yourself that. " Vegeta brushed it off, " You know, now that I'm King I can
easily order you to be beheaded, or shot, or killed in some insane, torturous manner. " he boasted.
" Goku would never let you do it. That's the only reason you haven't tried to kill me yourself, ISN'T IT, ouji!
You don't want to have him label you a MURDERER for the rest of your life, EVEN THOUGH HE ALREADY KNOWS YOU'VE BLOWN UP
COUNTLESS PLANETS!!! " Chi-Chi shouted.
" It's Ou now. " Vegeta corrected her.
" What. " Chi-Chi glared dangerously at him.
" Ou. That's the word for KING. I am no longer a Ouji--a prince. " Vegeta said.
" What little Veggie says is true Chi-chan! " Goku chirped, teleporting next to Vegeta, " He is indeed the King
now. "
" Well, isn't he lucky. " Chi-Chi said sarcastically, then stared sadly at Goku, " Oh Go-chan please get me out of
here. Those idiot saiyajins think I'm a madman. "
" Madwoman. "
" OH YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!! " she yelled, then calmed down, " Just do something oh-kay! I need HELP! "
" You need a lot more than help, Onna. " Vegeta remarked, chuckling.
" AND YOU SHUT UP! I DON'T WANT TO HEAR YOU!! "
" Then MAYBE I should make the glass for this little window in the door soundproof. That way you won't have to hear
anything but the sound of your own annoying voice. " Vegeta grinned evilly.
Chi-Chi glared at him, " ... "
" ... "
" GO-KUU!! " she wailed, " DO SOMETHING _NOW_!!! "
" Do what? " Goku asked, confused, " I don't know what you want me to do? "
" I WANT YOU TO GET ME OUT OF HERE!! " Chi-Chi screamed in his face.
" Oh Chi-chan I can't do that! It's illegal! " Goku gasped.
" WHAT!? " Chi-Chi exclaimed.
" Only the King or the Queen can let out prisoners and since I'm not the King or the Queen; but the princess; I can't
let you out. After all you've been arrested for high treason. Which is an even bigger offense than low treason " Goku said.
" Yes, Onna. And you know we don't take too lightly treasoneers in THIS kingdom. " Vegeta smirked.
" THAT'S NOT EVEN A WORD!! " Chi-Chi snapped.
" I'm the King and if I say the word "treasoneers" is a word than it is a legal legitimate saiyajin word. " Vegeta
nodded, then grinned evilly, " Anything I say instantly becomes law throughout my ENTIRE kingdom! I have utmost rule over
EVERYTHING. " he patted Goku on the back. The larger saiyajin smiled happily, " So if I were to say, for instance, all
marriages between Earthlings and Saiyajins are annuled throughout Bejito-sei, *poof*, you no longer have any claim over
Kakay. "
" THAT'S NOT FAIR!! "
" Oops, too late, it is now. " Vegeta looked at his watch, " Bulma, " he turned to the others, " I'll try to figure
out a way to get you and the kids out. As for ONNA and her rotten genius traitor kaka-spawn, they can stay in here and rot
until I find out how I wanna kill them or until they rot to death first. "
" VEH-GEE! " Goku gasped.
" Alright, I'll try and get Gohan out too--but Onna stays in there till she's paid her debt to saiyajin society. "
Vegeta nodded.
" YAY! " the larger saiyajin cheered.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN "YAY"!! " Chi-Chi yelled angrily at Goku.
" I, I mean "yay" as in Veggie's gonna free Gohan also, not "yay" as in you're trapped in there. " he corrected her.
" Yeah that BETTER be what you mean. " Chi-Chi narrowed her eyes.
" How DARE you insult MY PEASANT! " Vegeta gasped in over-dramatic fake-shock, then turned to Goku, " Come on Kakay,
I'll go fix a room for you upstairs for the night so we can get away from all the MOLD down here. "
" *A-HEM*. " Bulma folded her arms.
" Oh you KNOW who I'm talking about, Bulma! I mean Onna, not you or any of the kids! " Vegeta heaved a sigh.
" A pillow and a blanket would be nice. " Bulma stated.
" Fine, here, " Vegeta pulled the wanted objects out from behind him and handed them to Bulma through the bars.
" What about the rest of us! " Mirai asked.
" The rest of you can rough it for all I care, see you in the morning. " the ouji saluted them, then made his way
upstairs along with Goku happily trailing behind.
" Goodnight everybody! " he waved to them.
" Goodnight Son-kun. " Bulma replied, laying out the large blanket in her cell.
" GOKU! GOKU YOU GET BACK HERE!! " Chi-Chi shouted, a slight pang of panic in her voice, " GOKU DO YOU HEAR ME!
GOHAN! GO AFTER HIM! "
" I'm just as trapped as you are, Mom. " Gohan sweatdropped from inside his own cell, " Besides, they're gone
already. They left 2 minutes ago. "
" WHAT? WE CAN'T LET THEM JUST LEAVE LIKE THAT! I HAVE A OUJI TO KILL!!! " she got up and desperately tried too undo
her straightjacket, " I WON'T SIT IN THIS CRAZY-PERSON'S ROOM WHILE THAT OUJI'S UP THERE GETTING HIS FULFILLMENT FROM MY
GO-CHAN!!! "
Gohan groaned, " Ohhhh, boy.... "
" So, how do you like it? "
" Oh little Veggie 'o mine it's BEAUTIFUL! " Goku clasped his hands together as they stood infront of a gigantic
guest room. The larger saiyajin waddled over to the king-sized bed and flopped down ontop of it, " WOW! It's HUGE! This
bed could fit like, 18 veggies on it! "
" Uh, heh-heh, right. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Well, I'll leave you to your, err, sleep now. "
" Hey what's that? "
Vegeta froze and glanced down at his pants pocket just in time to see Goku swipe something out of it and hold it up.
" It's a capsule. " Goku tossed it to the floor before Vegeta could say anything. The capsule exploded in a puff of
smoke and revealed the #1 pajamas the ouji had shown the kaka-village earlier, " Oh WOW! It's PAJAMAS! And they're JUST MY
SIZE! " he held them up, then blinked, " Why are they pink? "
" That's not important Kakarrotto--I'll take them back now. " Vegeta said nervuously, then gulped when Goku flipped
the pajamas over. His eyes widened at the word on the back of it.
" "Oujo"....little Veggie really says I'm his oujo? " the larger saiyajin squeaked out. Vegeta felt his face turn
bright red and he backed up, " Oh Veggie they're so pretty! I can't wait to try them on! " Goku said eagerly, " Pink's not
my favorite, BUT LOOKIT HOW WARM-N-FUZZY THEY ARE!!! " he squealed, then dashed into the bathroom and quickly changed. He
ran back into the regular room, " How do I look! " Goku asked.
" Uh, you're, you're beautiful, Kakarrotto. " the little ouji sputtered, his face starting to glow a brighter shade
of red.
" Awww, REAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYY Veggie? " Goku looked down at him w/big sparkily eyes.
" YES, REALLY! " Vegeta nodded rapidly, squinting his eyes shut, " NOW GO TO BED! "
Goku grabbed the ouji and hugged him, " I LOVE YOU VEGGIE!! Little Veggie so sweet! Like a warm puffy lil marshmellow
you use to put in hot cocoa and it sweetens it and makes the cocoa all the much more worth drinking cuz now it has something
sweet-n-oh-so-SPECIAL in it and that sweet-n-special part's MY LITTLE VEGGIE! " the larger saiyajin snuggled the little one
against him.
" Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....hehhehehhhhhh... " Vegeta's whole body was now glowing like a jumbo-sized red lightbulb and
the expression on his face was that of a braindead, unbareably blissful individual who had just gone numb everywhere from
the stomach down.
" *Psst*. "
" Hmmmm? "
" Hey Veggie? "
" Yeaaaaahh? " Vegeta said slowly.
" Your hot cocoa's gotta set his lil marshmellow down now, oh-kay? " Goku smiled, " I gotta get a good night's sleep
you know, Veggie. I can't do that with you in here for me to play with the hole night now can I? "
" Mm-kay, bye-bye.. " Vegeta wobbled backwards and out of the room in out into the hall. Goku gasped.
" Oh Veggie the STAIRS!!! " Goku cried out just in time to see the ouji trip on the top one and plummet down the
stairwell till he hit the floor.
" *TRIP*BANG*CRASH*BOOM*CHIKA*CHIKA*CHIKA*_CRASH!!!_* "
Goku cringed and peeked down at Vegeta at the bottom of the steps, " Oww, that's gotta hurt. " he nodded, then ran
down after him, " DON'T WORRY VEGGIE! I'LL SAVE YOU!!...I THINK!! "
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3:05 AM 11/30/2002
END OF PART 3!
Chuquita: Only one more chapter to go!
Vegeta: Thank God!
Chuquita: (narrows her eyes at him) HEY! I've been pretty good to you in this story so far, don't blow it for yourself.
Vegeta: (mocking laugh) HA! Oh you'll blow it for me in the finale anyway. I KNOW it. I don't think I'd win EVERYTHING
_THIS_ easy.
Chuquita: (nods) You're right; the whole thing does backfire in your face in the last chapter.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TELL ME THAT!!!
Chuquita: You acted like you already knew. (shrugs)
Goku: Poor Veggie, you can't always get what you want.
Chuquita: You get what you need.
Vegeta: (flatly) (folds his arms) Oh, and I SUPPOSE I "needed" to fall down those stairs at the end of the chapter, eh?
Chuquita: Well yeah, I needed to either end the chapter right here or keep going another 10KB to where Goku discovers the
other type 3 saiyajins Veggie's keeping at the castle.
Vegeta: (falls over) HE _WHAT_!!?
Goku: (to Chu) You just spoiled your own story.
Chuquita: Oh I did not. That doesn't tell you anything.
Goku: Well, I guess...
Chuquita: I've decided to try and actually learn a little html before I continue transfering stuff onto my website. (nods)
If anyone knows of a server that gives free webpages and uploads microsoft word documents without messing them up on their
way to load, PLEASE contact me. (perks up) In the meantime I've found a place to put all my fanart!
Goku: (cheers) YAY! ME doodles!
Chuquita: (to audiance) All you have to do is go to mediaminer.org and look up my name there. At the moment I have about
half the doodles that were going on the fanart section of my website on this site. You can find out what Veggie's King
costume looks like, Goku's servant-maid and princess costumes, chibi Veggie in his "Masked Avenger" outfit, along with
other stuff. I also have yet to upload my doodles of Veggie's Mom & Aunt. So far I have some comic strips and just pictures
of various characters. It's a fun site. 'Course I still like how the setup is for fanfiction.net better though.
Goku: If only it did pictures.
Chuquita: Yeah, I remember when they let us all have a free picture for our profile page and I had one of you looking up
that I got off the now-extinct Ginga Giri Giri site.
Goku: (happily) It's 3, 3, 3 G's in one!
Chuquita: Hee, I just saw the movie that site got it's name from; (dbz movie 9); and the highlight of that whole movie was
we get to see what Veggie's room looks like.
Goku: (w/big sparkily eyes) My little Veggie's bedroom is famous?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What about ME?....
Chuquita: Veggie's got a HUGE window on the far right side wall of his room, a small (unusually small) single bed, a tv;
probably no bigger than a 13 or 14' inch screen) and his room's up on a pretty high floor. I'm talking 20th, 25th floors
up.
Goku: (to Veggie) Does little Veggie like heights?
Vegeta: (smirks) It's good to be one of the higher ups in choice of room locations in addition to status, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (stares at him blankly) ...what?
Vegeta: (flatly) I mean I like having a room on a high floor because it makes me feel IMPORTANT!!!....and less short.
Goku: (enlightened) OHHHhhhhh. (cheesy grin) My little Veggie's embarassed of his little-ness.
Vegeta: Hmmph. (blushing) (turns his head away from Son)
Goku: (to Chu) I am happy you brought Ji-chan back a fic early.
Chuquita: Yeah, well, a couple people mentioned him and I thought it just added another layer of trouble for Veggie's
king-hood. And to help me ease back into using Vejitto again in my next story--our Christmas special.
Goku: (eagerly) Do I get to see Ji-chan a-gain before the story's over?
Chuquita: (smiles) Who knows? (shrug) I have to start part 4 first.
Goku: (sadly) Aww, (perks up) OH-KAY!
Chuquita: (to audiance) We'll all see you in part 4 everybody!
Vegeta: (now sitting with his chair ontop of the desk) Until the next chapter, peasants.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at how Veggie got the desk up there)
Goku: May all your nickels remain shiney and clean.
Vegeta: ...what?
Goku: (grins) HEEEeeee~~~