written by
Phoenix Fyre
Dsclmr: I don't own any characters featired in Star Wars OR anything to do with the Christian religion since I'm not a Christian anyway. In short terms: don't sue me or I'll read this disclaimer out at court and you'll look like an idiot.
NOTES: No offence to any Christians is meant by this. I'm not the Anti-Christ. This is simply a bit of fun.
One day a lowly Sith-to-be's wife had a message from an Angel. The Angel
appeared in a flash of light and said,
"Padme, you will bear a son - and a daughter - and he will be
named Luke. He's is George Lucas's son, but tell Anakin it's his or there'll
be a big plothole later."
"What shall I name my daughter?" asked Padme.
The Angel shrugged. "Well, I like the name Harriet personally,
but it's a matter of choice. Leia's a nice name though."
"That's true," said Padme.
The Angel smiled, "I must leave. May the faith be with you."
And the Angel disappeared. Padme waited for Anakin to return
home.
A while later they set off to Tatooine. They rode on a Speeder to find an inn to stay in. They were turned away from several inns but finally they reached an inn called 'The Lazy Stable'. The inn was full but they were offered the humble stable. Padme had Luke and Leia and laid them in a manger.
"Do you see that star fighter?" asked the Wise Jedi Mace Windu.
"Yes," answered fellow Wise Jedi Yoda. "Very big it is."
The Wise Jedi Obi-Wan also looked at the star fighter. "Let
us follow it," he said.
The three Wise Jedi arrived at the stable after following the star fighter,
and saw Luke.
"This is a future Jedi Master!" said Yoda with wonder.
"We have brought gifts," Mace Windu told Padme.
Yoda stepped forward and said, "I bring a lightsaber."
"I bring a spare lightsaber," said Mace Windu, producing it
and giving it to Padme.
Obi-Wan now stepped forward as Yoda had done because he'd
been at the back of the stable patting the bantha. "I bring lots of scrunchies
for the Jedi Master to do his braid with."
And Shepherds also joined the crowd at the stable, after following the starfighter too and presented Padme and Anakin with a kaadu. Since they didn't know what to do with it Obi adopted it and spent the rest of the night talking to it in baby voices.
Far away, Senator Palpatine cursed …