King Me!

by Chuquita

Sick and tired of being only a prince, Veggie gets Goku to crown him King! With disastrous results! Being crowned king gives the little ouji unbelievable new powers, such as the ablility to warp time and space! Now Veggie has become bent on sing his newfo

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7:23 PM 11/30/2002
E-mail: lac31685@aol.com
By: Chuquita
Quote of the Week: -from Spongebob Squarepants "Krusty Krab Training Video"
Spongebob: Does this mean I get to make a Krabby Patty now?
Narrator: Oh you can't make a Krabby Patty without understanding the phrase: POOP. [the words show up on screen]
Spongebob: POOP?
Narrator: Once you understand POOP, you'll understand your place at the Krusty Krab. But what is POOP mean?
[Sponge shrugs his shoulders] It's actually a carefully organized code. Watch closely. [the rest of the word appears behind
each letter] People Order Our Patties.
Spongebob: Oh, POOP! [Sponge looks content]
Narrator: Looks like Mr. Squarepants understands POOP! [cut to a guy walking up to the counter] Here's a typical customer.
I wonder what he wants. Well, if we just remember POOP, we can figure it out.
Guy: I'd like to order… [time stops as a little quiz shows up on screen]
Narrator: Do you think he wants to order: A: A sofa; B: An expensive haircut or C: A patty. [time resumes]
Guy: One patty please.
Narrator: Ah, POOP! You never let us down!

Chuey's Corner:
Chuquita: (grinning) A quote from my favorite Spongebob episode EVER.
Goku: Heehee, PoooOOp.
Vegeta: I don't understand what's so special about this one.
Chuquita: The narrator talks about the secret to making a krabby patty thoughout the whole episode and Spongebob keeps asking
when he can make one and when they FINALLY get to where they say "the secret is--" the screen goes blank and it ends!
Vegeta: (sweatdrosps) (narrows his eyes) That's not funny, that's cruel and unusual.
Chuquita: (happily) Aw, you just think it's mean cuz you never get what you want.
Vegeta: (smirks) Untrue.
Chuquita: Hm, oh-kay. How 'bout this. You almost get what you want only to have it always pulled away at the last second!
Vegeta: (shoulders sink) (sighs) Yes, it seems that way, doesn't it.
Chuquita: Yup! And this happens to be the chapter where all that happens!
Goku: Little Veggie's well-thought-out plan for happiness is a-bout to come unraveled.
Vegeta: (grumbles) Thanks a lot, Kakarrotto.
Goku: (pats Veggie on the shoulder) My pleasure, little buddy!
Chuquita: (sighs) I'm STILL waiting for more new episodes of Spongebob...AND I'm still waiting for new episodes of dbz. (to
Son) Why they had to delay just 3 more weeks of the last new eps I'll never know.
Goku: (grins) Just so they could watch Chu-sama suffer.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Yah, right. Oh well, till then I still have 6 of the 15 episodes in sub form on my computer. (smiles)
That's a good thing, right?
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) That's called impatientance, Chu.
Chuquita: No Veggie, actually it's called japanese.
Vegeta: You're not paying any attention to what I'm saying, are you?
Chuquita: Not really. In the meantime I've also been downloaded some of the subbed GT eps to keep me new-episode-entertained.
They're not that bad, actually. It's like watching a fanfic, only it's actually been animated. GT Trunks loses the magic the
chibi one had. Chibi was funny. And as for Pan I could pretty much take it or leave it. I do like how they made Chi-Chi start
showing the signs of old-person senile-ness.
Vegeta: (snickers) Heh-heh-heh, I like that too.
Chuquita: (sweatdrops at Veggie) GT you made a super-cute expression in the last episode I saw; 47. Course you won't show up
again till episode 55. Which I am looking especially forward too.
Goku: It's called "Bulma gets to work! Vegeta's makeover plan!"
Chuquita: And any episode title containing the words "Vegeta" and "makeover" in the same sentence is a complete
attention-grabber for me. The summary I read for it contained a lot of flashbacks but I say that's oh-kay because I wanna see
it anyway. Depending on how quickly they change what episode is on their main page, dragonball arena could have it up from
anytime next week to the week after that.
Goku: (pouts) I'm not in this episode though.
Chuquita: Yeah, I know, but you're in the flashbacks! That's good, right?
Goku: (thinks) Mmm....OH-KAY! (grins)
Chuquita: You know I think I could "accept" GT along with it's already made-over Veggie if only they had found a way to get
rid of the whole Goku-gets-turned-into-a-kid thing. I still like the Goku & Veggie VS Buu episodes best though. (grins) Boy I
can't wait to see Toonami's commercials for THIS mini-season!
Goku: (sing-song) Me-n-Veh-GEE! Savin-the-DAY!
Vegeta: (embarassingly turns his head away)
Chuquita: Did you know that Chi-Chi NEVER sees ssj3 through this whole season?
Goku: Really?
Chuquita: Yeah. She was unconsious the first 2 times, and the 3rd she was up in "other world" busy trying to find Gohan.
Vegeta: (disgusted) Yes, Onna didn't even BOTHER trying to find Kakay, DID she?
Goku: (sniffles) Chi-chan wasn't worried about me?
Vegeta: All she cares about is using you to create super-strong genius off-spring, which she supposedly already had; so why
go off and try to look for YOU.
Goku: (eyes water) Buh--buh Chi-chan *wuvs* me.
Vegeta: (smirks) _I_ on the other hand, would've been running through that place top and bottom trying to find your large,
smelly kaka-hide.
Goku: (giggles) But little Veggie you wouldn't have been sent up there. You probably would've ended up down bee-low.
Vegeta: (grumbles) ACTUALLY Piccolo said I would most likely have lost my body, been brainwashed and sent somewhere else to
another distant planet in the universe. Thank goodness they decided to send me back to fight Buu, eh? (glances over at Son &
yelps to see the larger saiyajin w/big watery sparkily eyes now taking up over half his head) (nervous laugh) Uh, heh-heh,
heh.
Goku: (grabs Veggie & squeezes him tightly) (over-protectively and slightly paranoid) NOBODY'S BRAINWASHING _MY_ LITTLE
VEGGIE! NOBODY!!!! [holds on even tighter; tears now streaming down his cheeks]
Vegeta: (turning blue from lack of oxygen) Kakarrotto.....my lungs....preparing to burst...too much...pressure...
Chuquita: Yeah Son, you'd be totally defeating the purpose of protecting Veggie if you yourself end up accidentally killing
him.
Goku: (eyes widen even more 'if possible?' and he drops Veggie to the floor)
Vegeta: (gasping for air) Oh,....thank God..beautiful beautiful air. (takes a deep breath, then passes out)
Goku: (stares down at the unconsious Veggie, then squeals and picks him up, holding Veggie like a plushie) WHEE! [waves one
of the ouji's arms] Hahaha! (enjoying himself) Ready to start part 4, Chu-sama! [moves Veggie's head up and down like a
puppet] (in slightly deeper voice) That's right let's start the next chapter. (in his own voice) Heeheeheehee!
Chuquita: ... (blinks) Uhhh, k. Here's part 4 everybody!

Summary: Sick and tired of being only a prince, Veggie gets Goku to crown him king! With disastrous results!
Being crowned king gives the little ouji unbelieveable new powers, such as the ability to warp time and space! Now Veggie
has become bent on using his newfound powers to change Earth into a carbon copy of Bejito-sei! Will Goku and the others be
able to stop him before he completely goes off his rocker? Will they be able to un-crown him in time? CAN you un-crown
someone?

Chuquita: (cocks her head) You look like you're having fun with him like that.
Goku: (giggles and rubs Veggie's belly) Oh lotsa fun, Chu-sama! Veggie is fun to play with when he's unconsious!
Chuquita: (sweatdrops) Whatever you say.
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" Hello? Veggie. Veh-GEE-HEE. Wake up Veggie! "
" Uhhh, " Vegeta groaned at the darkness infront of him. The little ouji slowly opened his eyes to see Goku lightly
slapping the side of his cheek. Goku grabbed the left side and pulled it, " Gagarraa? " Vegeta mumbled through his temporary
speech impediment due to the left half of his mouth being yanked in one direction. He instantly sat up and Goku let go.
" LITTLE VEGGIE! " Goku hugged him, " You're still alive! "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " What happened? My whole BODY'S aching! " he complained.
" Well mine would too if I fell down 5 flights of stairs. " Goku laughed, " You're oh-kay now though. I bought you
back up to the room and layed you on the bed and I've been sitting here next to it trying to wake you up for the past half
hour. Silly, huh? "
" YOU LET ME JUST FALL DOWN THOSE BLASTED STAIRS WITHOUT BOTHERING TO HELP ME!! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" You fell pretty fast Veggie. It was like somebody just shoved a jet-powered slinky up your butt. "
An even larger sweatdrop appeared on the prince's head, " Gee Kakarrot, thanks for the brillaint comparison. " he
sarcastically remarked.
" Heehee, I think little Veggie liked my marshmellow story just a lil bit TOO much. " Goku grinned cheesily.
" And that's another thing! Don't you go off comparing me to food! I'M A KING I'M NOT EDIBLE!!! "
" 9 out of 10 doctors agree. " Goku grinned stupidly.
" ... " Vegeta just blinked, confused, " Wait, what? "
" Hahahahaha. " the larger saiyajin just giggled at him.
" Ugh, big bakayaro. " Vegeta hopped off the bed, " Kakarrotto I have to get out of here before someone comes looking
for me and finds YOU here with me. "
Goku sniffled, " Veggie is embarassed by his big buddy? "
" What? NO! No it's not that at all! It's just that, well, I really can't let my parents find out I'm keeping you
here, you understand. " Vegeta smiled weakly.
Goku shook his head, " No Veggie I don't. "
Vegeta sighed, " Figures. You don't get it! I can't have one of them stumbling in here and thinking your my oujo! "
" You mean my pajamas are lying? " Goku gasped.
" Of course they're lying because they're NOT YOUR PAJAMAS!! " Vegeta screamed.
" But I crowned little Veggie! That makes me your princess! "
" No it doesn't. ANY member of the royal family can crown me King. You happened to be able to crown me because you
retained enough of my blood from the portara fusion for it to work. " he said stubbornly, folding his arms.
" But if me-n-Veggie are still linked that makes me Veggie's other half and the other half to a ouji is a oujo so I'm
Veggie's oujo! " Goku concluded.
" Oh you are not. "
" Am so! " the larger saiyajin pouted, " But if little Veggie's gonna be all mean-n-in-denial then maybe I don't want
to be his princess after all. "
" YOU WERE NEVER MY PRINCESS IN THE FIRST PLACE!! "
" Then why did Veggie make a oujo pajama set just my size? " Goku demanded.
" It was a joke! A joke that didn't concern you! " Vegeta exclaimed.
" Oh, it only concerned pretty sleepwear that is made for my exact size and fit. " Goku smiled skeptically.
" I'm going to bed. " Vegeta sputtered as he walked towards the door, " You should do the same. I don't want you to
open this door for anybody but me. I can't have anyone else in this castle knowing you're here. Correct? " he stood in the
doorway.
" Oh-kee doh-kee little bud-dee. " Goku gave him a thumbs-up, " ..say Veggie? "
" What, Kakarrot? " Vegeta was halfway out the door.
" What is this room for anyway. " Goku cocked his head.
Vegeta cursed at himself under his breath, then glanced over his shoulder at Goku; the smaller saiyajin's face a
bright red, " It's the princess's dorm; since there is no princess it would be a most convienent place to hide you. Besides
it's the only room big enough to fit suit your third-class kaka-needs. "
" Ohhhhhh. " Goku grinned, then got under the covers and plopped his head on the pillow, " Goodnight then little
buddy; King Veggie. "
Vegeta left the room, chuckling to himself, " Goodnight, "Princess" Kakarrotto... "



" *sigh*. " Goku sighed as he layed under the numerous large covers, staring at the clock. He couldn't tell what time
it was due to the fact that the numbers or whatever the planet used was blinking in saiyago, " What time is it? And where's
Veggie? I came all the way here just to make sure Veggie was oh-kay and he didn't even stay with me overnight or at least
check up on me. " the large saiyajin pouted, then got an idea, " I know! I'll just have to go find Veggie again. He's asleep,
maybe he'll let me rest on the floor in his room or on the bed or something. " he got up off his bed and wrapped several of
the sheets around himself, then left the room. Goku quietly closed the door behind him and wandered down the hall, " I wonder
how fast time passes on Bejito-sei? Does everyone wake up early like me or do they sleep really late and wake up in the
afternoon or what? " he whispered to himself just to ward off the silence around him. Goku reached the stairs and paused.
" Veggie was heading down here that last time, maybe his room's below me. " he walked down them only to find yet
another all with many more doors than the floor Vegeta had placed him on. The large saiyajin paused infront of one of the
doors that seemed to be radiating with ki. He grinned, " Wow, it's so strong. Veggie must be in here. " Goku whispered, then
opened the door only to gasp in complete shock. There before his very eyes layed over a 100 expensive looking delicate blue
sleeping-bags, each one containing one of the missing goku-look-alikes from the village.
" Little Veggie how could you! " Goku gasped, thousands of emotions surging through him, leaving the saiyajin
unbearably confused.
The look-alikes instantly opened their eyes simaltaniously, all staring at Goku, who was looking unusually distraught
" Hey, " one of them sat up, exposing his own simpler blue version of Goku's pajamas. This one had a number 15 on his
pajamas, " He's number 1! " he pointed to the number 1 on Goku's shirt. The group gasped, twinges of jealousy lighting up
inside them.
" How'd he get to be number 1! He wasn't even with us when King Veggie gave us our pajamas! " number 28 glared at
the teary-eyed Goku.
" I'm not special anymore. " Goku whimpered, falling down on his knees, " VEH-GEEEE-HEEHEEEEEE!! " he wailed. The
other saiyajins slowly and curiously made their way towards him.
" "Little Veggie"? " number 33 blinked, " You are Kakarrotto! From before. " he smiled.
" I'm not sure WHO I am. " Goku looked around at all the other identical saiyajins, sniffling.
" Kakarrotto can I have your pajamas, you can have mine. " number 8 said eagerly.
" Nuh-uh! My little Veggie gave it to me special! Veggie loves me! " Goku clutched at his pajamas defensively.
" Veggie loves all of us equally, since we're all sharing him how about we share those pajamas too. " number 102
grinned sneakily.
" NO! " Goku snapped at him.
" Why not, we're all just the same, aren't we? " he responded.
" NO NO NO! WE AREN'T ALL THE SAME I'M DIFFERENT I'M SPECIAL TO VEGGIE AND I WON'T LET THAT CHANGE!! " Goku bawled,
his ki spiking right into ssj2. The other peasants freaked out at the transformation and collectively backed up away from
him. He opened his eyes and noticed the look-a-likes nervously huddling beside each other at the far side of the room. Goku
looked down at his hands, then glanced at himself in a nearby mirror and smiled. He stood up, " YEAH! I _AM_ different than
all of you! _I'M_ the only one of you who's a SUPER SAIYAJIN! " Goku said proudly, grinning.
" Su-su-su--super saiyajin? " number 5 breathed in shock, " The legendary super saiyajin....no WONDER King Veggie
made YOU number 1. "
" Heh-heh, that's right! " Goku said happily, " I am little Veggie's princess and don't you forget it! "
" Where is King Veggie do you know? " one of the look-a-likes walked over to Goku. The group was smiling again; the
sight of the super saiyajin instantly relieving any feelings of jealousy over the numbers on their own pajamas.
" No, " Goku frowned, " You see that's why I came here in the first place. I was worried about Veggie and I went off
looking for him. I felt a big ki in here and thought it was him, but it was really all of you together. I guess my ki-sensing
ability gets a little confused with all these other new saiyajins around. It's much more easy to place Veggie's energy signal
when there was only the two of us. "
" What's it like being a super saiyajin? " number 3 asked in awe.
" Well I'm kind of used to it by now. I've been able to do this for over a decade now. " Goku thought back, " There's
actually 3 levels to super saiyajins. This is the middle one I burst into, I think. " he relaxed into ssj1, " Yeah, that was
level 2. "
" They look kinda the same. " number 48 scratched his head.
" Level 3 looks completely different! " Goku said excitedly, then whispered, " But I'd wake up everyone in the whole
castle if I went up that high right now. I'll show you that level in the morning. "
" Wanna sleep here with us? " number 2 chirped happily.
" Uh, I really have to go find Veggie now. I can't wait around here, I'm sorry. " Goku nodded.
" But King Veggie will be coming here tommorow morning to make us breakfast anyway so you'll see him then. " number 2
explained. Goku grinned.
" Really! "
" Mmm-hmm! " number 2 nodded.
" Alright then! " Goku powered down to normal, then giggled, " Maybe we should give little Veggie a taste of his own
medicane for not telling us each other was here, huh? "
" Is it, right, to play tricks on our King? " number 112 said, concerned.
" Of course! Besides, Veggie loves me too much not to take a joke. And he deserves it. " Goku smirked, then hopped in
a spare blue sleeping-bag and hid his fancy bedsheets in a nearby closet, " Heehee, I can't wait to see the look on little
Veggie's face when he sees ME in here. " Goku giggled impishly, " It'll be so much FUN! "



" YOU'RE THE CHILD OF KAKARROTTO KOI AND VEGETA OUJISAMA!!!! " Bejito exclaimed in shock and terror.
" Uh-huh. " Vejitto nodded.
" Vegeta Oujisama as in OUR Vegeta Oujisama? " the former king cocked an eyebrow.
" Uh-huh. "
" And Kakarrotto Koi as in Bardock Koi and Celipa Koi's Kakarrotto?! " Ruby gawked.
" Yes, I just told you that already. " Vejitto said.
" Ohhhhhh, God I'm gonna be sick. " Ruby flinched, a tint of green inching it's way across her face.
" No WONDER Kakarrotto was so eager to meet us and so THANKFUL to us for bringing HIS "little Veggie" into the
world! " Bejito groaned, " I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS HAS HAPPENED!!! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN! _WHY_ DID THIS HAPPEN!!! "
" No, I wasn't born like you're thinking I was, it, it was a fusion--and, the portaras just let me explain it's all
really complicated!! " Vejitto protested, " My name's even a fusion! You know, Vegetto, Vejitto. The middle letters are only
different so me-n-Mommy don't get them confused! "
" HOW could Vegeta be your MOMMY! He can't give BIRTH! " Ruby cringed, thoroughly disgusted at the thought.
" NOBODY gave "birth"! It was magical! " Vejitto said, blushing embarassingly.
" Haha, magical he says. " Bejito mock-laughed to keep himself on the verge of sanity, " Who told you THAT one, your
Mommy or your Daddy? "
" Ugh, I can't believe this. " Ruby put her hand on her forehead, then pointed at Bejito, " This is all YOUR FAULT
you know! "
" WHAT?! WHADDA YOU MEAN IT'S _MY_ FAULT!! " he yelped.
" YOU'RE the one who was always talking to Vegeta about "strength" and how only the "strong" saiyajins can survive in
battle and they're the only ones worthy of royalty and Kakarrotto almost broke my ribcage when he hugged me and if THAT isn't
a clue as to how strong he is--he--he's probably even stronger than the both of us COMBINED! Possibly even Vegeta-kun
himself! "
" Well YOU'RE the one who invited Bardock and Celipa to live here; Vegeta wouldn't have gotten so used to hanging
around with Kakarrotto if he hadn't LIVED HERE WITH US!!! " Bejito snapped back.
" Bej, when Kakarrotto lived here with us he was a fat, chubby little 2 year old toddler who couldn't walk and could
barely speak on his own. Our son dragged him around like on of his stuffed toys. That HARDLY constitutes a relationship. "
Ruby said flatly.
" Well--well he was USED to him! " Bejito sputtered, running out of ideas.
" Uh-huh. " Ruby rolled her eyes.
" Oh-kay, NOW you're sounding like the kid over there. " Bejito pointed to Vejitto, who grinned at them.
" ... "
" ... " both spouses stared at the fusion baby, who was currently waving at them.
" Do you think 'Dock and Celipa know about this? " Ruby cocked her head curiously.
" I'm..pretty sure they would've told us by now if they had. " Bejito said.
Ruby smirked wryly, " Wanna call them up here to share in the shock and misery with us? "
Bejito walked over to a wall full of control buttons and looked them over, " My Queen, the shock alone should be
worth it. "


" Goodmorning peasants. " Vegeta said quietly, opening the door to their room. He grinned eagerly at all the sleeping
saiyajins snuggled in their sleeping-bags. One sole peasant was awake and staring wide-eyed at the little ouji, who was still
in his pajamas which were a deep red color with the word "ouji" written in white on the back of his shirt. The peasant
giggled in anticipation, then pulled his sleeping-bag up just enough to cover the grin on his face. He winked at the little
ouji, who only cocked his head confuse-edly in response.
" PEASANTS! Your King has arrived with food for you. " Vegeta locked the door and turned the light on. The rest of
the goku-look-alikes yawned and sat up, then squealed at the sight of the ouji.
" KING VEGGIE IS BACK! " number 4 exclaimed.
" That means it's time for BREAKFAST! " number 32 announced.
" Heh-heh, yes, it IS "breakfast time". " Vegeta pulled out a capsule and threw it to the ground to expose a large
buffet full of tons of every breakfast food imaginable.
The peasants oohed and ahhed, then rushed at the buffet and began to stuff their faces with the exception of the one
from before, who just watched Vegeta contently. The smaller saiyajin looked at his watch, " So, if that's all you'll need I
have another stop to make before I begin my daily *groan* routine. "
" Must King Veggie leave so soon? " number 98 pouted, his mouth covered in waffle syrup.
" Yes, I'm afraid I must, my sweet peasants. You see, I have something VERY IMPORTANT to get to. " Vegeta snickered,
a little blush line over his nose, " There is another person who's breakfast I have yet to serve, and I hate to keep my
future servant-maid waiting, you know. " he smirked.
" Will King Veggie come back? " number 10 sniffled, his eyes beginning to water.
" Of course I'll come back. " Vegeta patted the peasant on the hand, " I have a long period of time for lunch so I'll
return with some lunch for all of you and we'll have PLENTY of time to play together. It'll be fun. "
" Fuuuuuuuun. " the look-a-likes chanted in almost near-hypnotized states.
" I wanna have fun with King Veggie. " number 53 giggled excitedly.
" And you will. " the ouji pulled out a little digital clock and sat it on the floor, " When this clock reads 12:00pm
I will return to play with each and every one of you. " he smiled.
" YAY! " they all cheered in unison, temporarily stunning Vegeta. The ouji blinked in a bewildered state for a moment
, then shook his head.
" Uh, heh-heh, right. " he stepped back out the door, " Goodbye now--YIPE! " Vegeta almost fell over. He regained his
balance and looked down to see number 84 clutching tightly to his pantleg and drooling all over it. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" King Veggie don't leave me. " he whimpered in a tiny voice smushed his face into the ouji's pantleg in desperation.
All the other saiyajins who were still stuffing their faces paused to stare sadly at the prince.
" I have to, if, if I don't, someone won't get any breakfast to eat. You wouldn't want me to feed all you peasants
nice yummy food and let my poor servant-maid starve, would you? "
Number 84 unwillingly let go, " No. " he said sadly.
" Good, now remember, when the clock says 12:00pm, I'll be back to see you. Can you all remember that? " he asked
curiously.
" When we wonder when, think 12 PM. " the peasants all rhymned at once.
" ... " Vegeta just stared at then blankly, " Uhh....right. You remember that cutsy little rhymne of yours and I'll,
I'll be right back. " he laughed nervously, then slipped out the doorway and slammed the door shut. Vegeta stuck out his
tongue, " I think I'm gonna be sick. " he said in disgust, " For some reason, whenever Kakarrotto says stuff like that it
sounds cute, but when that big group of peasants say it it sounds sickening to my stomach. " he pulled another capsule out of
his pocket as he headed up the stairs, " Speaking of Kakarrotto and stomachs, " the ouji walked over to the room he had left
Goku in and opened the door quietly, giggling with anticipation, " Oh Kah-keee, your 'little Veggie' has an, *ahem*, surprise
for you. " he smirked as he cooley leaned against the door opening, then paused when he found out he hadn't been tackled to
the floor by a big warm lump. Vegeta stepped inside, confused, " Kakarrotto-chan? " he walked over to the bed and noticed
something underneath the sheets, " You're going to make me rip those sheets off and come in after you, aren't you Kakay? " he
smirked, " Or maybe you're little kaka-metabolism is having trouble converting to Bejito-sei's time system and you're too
sleepy to get up. That would be just horrible, having you miss breakfast. " he sat down at the edge of the bed, " We wouldn't
want that now, would we, Kakay-chan? " Vegeta snickered, patting the lump under the sheets, " You know, I could get you
something you drink through a straw if your large kaka-body is too worn out to chew. " Vegeta leaned down to the lump under
the covers and whispered, " I even have some of those swirly straws you love so much. You can drink out of that. " the ouji
let out a small embarassed giggle.
" ... "
" Kakarrotto? " Vegeta blinked, now looking visibly worried. He lifted up the sheets, " Kakarrotto are you oh---no...
" Vegeta froze to see a large pillow in Goku's place, " He isn't here...KAKAY! KAKAY THIS ISN'T FUNNY!! " he lept around the
room and began to tear it apart in his search for the other saiyajin. Vegeta fell to his knees and clutched a nearby pillow,
" He's not here... " the ouji squeaked out, " Kakarrotto is not in this room. And that means, that means he could be
ANYWHERE! " he yelped, sweat dripping down his face, " Kakarrotto's wandering around somewhere in this castle wearing those
OUJO pajamas!! " Vegeta began to panic, " How could I have let this happen!!! If someone finds him and starts questioning
him--OHH WHO KNOWS WHAT COULD HAPPEN TO US!!! " he gulped, " I could be killed for this before I even get a chance to explain
myself!!! " Vegeta ran out of the room, " OHHHHHH!!! Where could he be! I haven't even the slightest clue where Kakarrotto
would go unless--- "
:::" *wink* "::: the ouji flashed back to the only awakened peasant who winked at him after he entered the room.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes, " --KAKARROTTOOOOOOO!!!! " he snarled, then ran wildly down the stairs and back to the room
full of peasants he had just left. Vegeta kicked open the door, " ALRIGHT KAKARROTTO WHERE ARE YOU!!! " he snapped. The
peasants just stared at him, confused.
" Is it 12pm yet! " one of them squealed.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " WHICH ONE OF YOU IS KAKARROTTO!! I _KNOW_ HE'S IN HERE! I SAW HIM WINKING!! NONE OF YOU OTHER
PEASANTS WINKED BECAUSE HE WAS THE ONLY ONE WITH A DIFFERENT INTERNAL SLEEP CLOCK AND THAT'S WHY HE WAS THE ONLY ONE ABLE TO
BE AWAKE AT THIS INSANE HOUR!!! " he stomped towards the sleeping bag where the winking peasant had layed only to find it
empty. Vegeta bent down and took a big whiff of the inside, causing his face to instantly turn a bright red " ....yep, that's
, that's Kakarrotto al--alright. " he squeaked out. Vegeta quickly shook the redness out of his face, " Oh, God...remind me
never to do something like THAT again. " he pinched his nose, then looked around the room, " Kakarrotto, did you switch pj's
with one of these other peasants? That's not very sporting of you you know. " Vegeta said, slightly frustrated. A familiar
little giggle came from behind him and the ouji spun around just intime to have something lundge at him from the back and
tackle him to the floor.
" MY LITTLE VEGGIE! You have returned! " Goku said happily, hugging Vegeta tightly while the ouji was pinned to the
ground, " Oh little Veggie 'o mine I missed you so much! Did you miss me? " he asked innocently.
" Hai. " Vegeta said embarassingly, then gave a slight hug back.
" AWWWwwwwwwWWWwww... " Goku grinned, " Veggie so cute. " the glowing-bright-red-faced ouji grinned back in a dazed
expression.
" ALL HAIL QUEEN KAKAY! " the other peasants cheered happily, causing Vegeta to instantly snap back to reality. He
glared at Goku and quickly squeezed himself out of the hug.
" WHAT!!! " Vegeta shrieked, " WHADDA YOU MEAN "QUEEN KAKAY"!! KAKARROTTO IS NOT YOUR "QUEEN"!!! " he lept to his
feet.
" Am too. " Goku giggled.
" Uh-huh. If Kakarrotto is your oujo and if you are now the King that makes Kakarrotto the Queen. " number 64 said
cheerfully.
Vegeta narrowed his eyes at 64, " You. Time-out! Go sit in the corner of the room til I tell you you can leave! " he
ordered.
64 pouted and waddled over to the other end of the room where he plopped himself down.
" Little Veggie that wasn't very nice. " Goku said sadly, " He didn't do anything wrong. "
" You told them you were the Queen, didn't you Kakarrotto? " Vegeta said flatly.
" Umm, well, technically I am, kinda, in a way-- " Goku sputtered nervously.
" You told them you were the Queen, didn't you Kakarrotto? " he repeated in the same tone.
" Yes. "
Vegeta sweatdropped and slapped himself on the forehead, " Kakarrotto, you're NOT my Queen. " he groaned, " You're
not even my Princess. You're a PEASANT. Just like them! " he pointed to the masses.
" Nuh-uh! " Goku said stubbornly, " I'm special. I'm your big buddy! "
" THAT I can agree with. " Vegeta nodded.
" Plus I've known you longer than any of them ever had! I've known Veggie even longer than Veggie's parents have
known Veggie! " Goku exclaimed.
" ... " Vegeta blinked and began to calculate the numbers in his head, then started counting his fingers silently and
sweatdropped, " He's right. "
" Besides, I bet I'm the only one out of all your peasants who can go SUPER SAIYAJIN! " Goku grinned, doing so and
bursting straight into level 2.
" AHH-HA!! " Vegeta shrieked, " WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! KAKARROTTO POWER DOWN RIGHT NOW!!! "
" Why? Now you can DEFINATELY tell which one _I_ am! " Goku boasted.
" Kakarrotto power down before somebody senses that huge ki of yours and finds out about your abilities!! " Vegeta
shouted, then paused, " How many people know you're a super saiyajin, Kakarrotto? "
" Uhh, well, there's my Mommy, and my Daddy, and all these guys right here. " Goku pointed to the other 120 saiyajins
with his mirror-image. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Ohhhhhhhh boy. " Vegeta's eyes nearly popped out of his head.
" Whatsa matter Veggie? Haven't you even told your parents about you being able to go super saiyajin yet? " Goku
asked.
" Well, actually I was saving that little surprise for just the right moment. You know, like set up a huge ball or
something and announce it there where the rest of the elite class could see my amazing new powers. " Vegeta rattled off.
" You know it's not really all that new, Veggie-- "
" --IT IS TO THEM! " Vegeta snapped, " And I CAN'T have people knowing your abilites before they know mine! "
" But I went super saiyajin first, isn't it right that I should-- "
" --NO! I'm the King so I get to go super saiyajin before our people FIRST! "
" But I'm the Qu-- "
" --you say "Queen" and I will personally smack your jaw so out of place you won't be able to finish that sentence
without a SEVERE speech impediment! " Vegeta glared.
" ... " Goku stared at him for a moment, then burst into laughter, " Heeheeheeheehee! Silly little Veggie! You'd
never do that for real, would you! " he picked up Vegeta from under the arms and hugged him, " No no no of course Veggie
wouldn't because Veggie's too sweet and cuddily to "smack my jaw" off. And little Veggie loves me SO, doesn't he? " the
larger saiyajin cooed.
" Hehhehehehehehehehhhhhhhhhhhhhh... " Vegeta felt his brain starting to go numb again. The ouji's face glowed bright
red and a small trickle of drool began to dribble out the side of his mouth.
" Awww... " the other peasants looked on in wonder and awe and walked towards the duo, then formed a long line that
reached across to the end of the room. Goku blinked, confused.
" What'd you all do that for? " he asked.
" Isn't this the line for hugging King Veggie? " one of the peasants from the middle of the line said. A rather large
sweatdrop appeared on the side of Goku's head.
" No, there, isn't supposed to be a LINE. " Goku said awkwardly, ::There was NEVER a "line"::
" We all wanna hug King Veggie too, Kakarrotto. " another one of the peasants pouted.
" YEAH! King Veggie huggin time! " a third cheered.
" In the King Veggie huggin line! " a forth added.
Goku looked around at at the other peasants nervously, then back at Vegeta, who was still glowing bright red and now
babbling incoherently, " Umm, I'm, I'm the only one who's really been Veggie's hugger before. It's my, my job you see and I,
don't know what it would be like to share my job with 120 other saiyajins, you know. " he clutched the ouji in a more
protective manner.
" Come on, Kakarrotto! We all wanna turn to hug King Veggie. Look how soft-n-squishy King Veggie looks when his face
is all red like that. " number 40 pointed out.
" Yeah, I know. I hug Veggie all the time I think I know which parts get all soft-n-squishy when he's hugged by now."
Goku backed up slightly.
" OH! Kakarrotto give him here! " the peasant at the head of the line reached out to grab Vegeta. Goku yelped in fear
and whipped around, his back now towards them.
" No Veggie's mine! " he held tighter.
" KAKARROT-- "
" --ATTENTION CITIZENS OF BEJITO-SEI! " a voice came over a somewhat unidentifiable loudspeaker. Goku dropped Vegeta
to the floor and looked up.
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta giggled dreamily before fainting.
" THIS IS YOUR FORMER KING AND RULER, BEJITO OUJISAMA SPEAKING! "
" Hey, it's little Veggie's Daddy. I wonder what he wants? " Goku said curiously.
" I WOULD LIKE THE FOLLOWING SAIYAJINS TO REPORT TO THE ROYAL LOUNGE AREA FOR A BRIEFING. BARDOCK KOI, CELIPA KOI,
RADITSU KOI, AND KAKARROTTO KOI. THAT IS ALL. " the voice then disappeared.
" Uh-oh, Kakarrotto you're in trouble. " one of the other peasants said in a sing-song voice.
" Aw, don't be so negative. " Goku smiled, " Maybe he wants to give me a medal of honor for crowning Veggie or
defeating Freeza or something like that. "
" I dunno, a briefing could mean ANYTHING. " number 113 said thoughtfully.
" Wuh-huh? " Vegeta sat up, his skin tone now it's normal color again.
" Hey Veggie, you're Daddy just called up over the loudspeaker and he's calling me and my whole family down to the
"royal lounge area" to have a "briefing". You know what that's about? " Goku asked him.
" ACK! " Vegeta lept to his feet, " HE KNOWS!! " the ouji shrieked, " MY FATHER MUST'VE FOUND OUT ABOUT YOU BEING
HERE! OR YOU BEING ABLE TO GO SUPER SAIYAJIN! Or WORSE. What if he found about you being my QUEEN!!! " all the color drained
out of Vegeta's face and he started biting the finger-tips on his gloves.
" You mean I _AM_ little Veggie's Queen? " Goku said w/big sparkily eyes.
" NO! I MEAN WHAT IF HE _THINKS_ YOU ARE!! " Vegeta screamed, then started pacing back and forth, " Oh this is
terrible! It's horrible! I'll never be able to look my father in the face AGAIN!! " he gulped.
" Wow, Veggie really respects his Daddy, huh? " Goku smiled, impressed.
" Where have YOU been! He's the one who taught me about the legend of the super saiyajin in the FIRST PLACE!!! " the
ouji exclaimed.
" Aww, Veggie loves his Mommy and Daddy so much! " Goku gave the little ouji a quick hug, then let go, " I'm off to
the royal lounge area! See ya little Veggie! " he waved to the smaller saiyajin, then walked towards the door. Vegeta sighed,
then yelped suddenly.
" KAKARROTTO! NO DON'T!!! " Vegeta lept at Goku, grabbing him by the waist and causing the two of them to plummet to
the floor.
" Oww. " Goku twitched in pain, then looked over his shoulder, " Yes, Veggie? "
" Kakarrotto I forbid you to leave this room wearing those pajamas! " he pointed to the pink 'oujo' jammies Goku had
on.
" So? You have your ouji pajamas still on. " Goku said, pointing out Vegeta's red ones.
" That's not the point! If you were to leave now and my parents along with yours saw you wearing a pink set of
pajamas with the words "Oujo" and a number 1 on it, THEY'D THINK I GAVE YOU THAT TITLE!!! " Vegeta felt his hands literally
shaking with worry.
" Aww Veggie, once I explain it to them they'll understand. " Goku laughed.
" NO THEY WON'T! NO THEY WON'T! " Vegeta started to panic, " I've got to find your gi. Where's your gi, Kakarrot!! "
" ...I dunno. " Goku shrugged happily.
" WHADDA YOU MEAN YOU "DUNNO!" YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PRESENT YOURSELF INFRONT OF MY FAMILY AND YOUR FAMILY _RIGHT NOW_
AND YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE YOUR EARTH CLOTHES ARE!!! " the ouji was starting to breathe rapidly.
" Little Veggie calm down, you'll hurt yourself if you panic too much. " Goku said, worried.
" WHO'S PANICKING! I'M NOT PANICKING!! " Vegeta screamed in denial.
" Veggie. "
" I'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO PULL THIS OFF, NEVER!! " Vegeta paced back and forth.
" Veggie. "
" THEY'LL ALL THINK I "MATED" WITH YOU! I'D NEVER LIVE THAT KIND OF RUMOR DOWN!! "
" VEGGIE! "
" Yes? " Vegeta glanced over at him w/bloodshot eyes.
" My gi's probably back in that Oujo room. That IS where I got changed. " Goku said logically.
" Of course! It's so simple, I'll go get it right now--YOU STAY HERE! " he backed up out the door.
" Uh, oh-kay little Veggie. " Goku looked concerned.
" Yes, sure. I'll be, I'll be going up to your Oujo room and I'll get your gi and come back here and you can get
changed and then go to the lounge room, alright Kakay? " Vegeta was nerve-shot.
" Alright Veggie. " Goku frowned as he watched Vegeta rush out of the room, " Boy I hope he's oh-kay... "


" THE GI, THE GI, WHERE DID HE PUT THAT STUPID ORANGE GI!!! " Vegeta cried as he ransacked the entire room and tore
into pieces everything he hadn't torn into pieces the last time, " I gotta find it! I can't have Kakarrotto going there in
those oujo pajamas!!! I have to find a gi QUICK!!! " the ouji suddenly paused, then pulled out a familiar capsule from his
pants pocket and threw it to the ground, exposing his large goku-sized plushie, " Forgive me for this Kaka-chan. " he said to
the plushie and yanked it's gi off along with its wrist-bands and boots, " Sorry about this but I'm in sort of a fix right
now, you understand. " he sat Kaka-chan on the bed and gathered up the clothing articles, " Stupid Kakarrotto, losing his gi
at time like this and making me forfeit yours. "
" *SQUEEEEeeeeeeeak* " Kaka-chan fell over onto his side from the lack of balance taken from him in the form of
Goku's boots.
" I gotta go, Kaka-chan I'll be right back I promise sorry bye! " Vegeta zipped out of the room and ran down the hall
, nearly knocking Raditsu over in the process.
" HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING VEGETA!! " Raditsu exclaimed, then sighed when he realized the ouji was now too far
ahead to see him. Raditsu glanced inside the room Vegeta had just run out of and turned a pale green, " I think, that must
be the first anatomically correct stuffed toy I've ever seen. "
Vegeta froze and zipped back over to Raditsu, " Nothing-to-see-here! You-can-go-now-bye-Raditsu! " he said quickly,
pushing Raditsu out of view of the Oujo Room, then gave the big-haired saiyajin a swift kick to the back and sent him flying
10 feet back the way he came. Vegeta ran inside and pulled out his capsule, " Why doesn't somebody warn me about these
things! " he grumbled, then threw the capsule at Kaka-chan, capsulizing him again, " Yeesh, I can't help it the baka toy
store sold him that way! I didn't know that when I stole--err, bought him! " Vegeta muttered frustratedly to himself, " Now
that's one MORE thing I have to explain to Kaasan and Toussan! " he groaned, " Ohhhh, my head hurts. "


" *KNOCK*KNOCK*KNOCK*!! " the door to the peasant room sounded loudly from the outside.
" Who's there-ere. " Goku giggled.
" VEGETA! "
" "Vegeta" who-oo? "
" KAKARROTTO OPEN THIS STUPID DOOR RIGHT NOW!!! " the voice roared.
Goku did so and stared down at the ouji, pouting, " That wasn't a very good knock-knock joke, Veggie. "
" ... " Vegeta sweatdropped.
" ... "
" :) "
" HERE! PUT THIS ON AND HURRY!! " Vegeta shoved Goku's gi into his arms.
" My GI! Little Veggie FOUND IT! " Goku looked grateful, " Oh THANK you my sweet caring little-- "
" --NOT NOW! JUST PUT IT ON!!! " Vegeta's face was nearing a reddish tint.
" Oh-kay, oh-kay. " Goku flung his slippers and pajama pants off to reveal his boxers, then put on the gi pants and
boots. He carefully put his wristbands on.
Vegeta looked at the clock on the wall, " KAKARROTTO WILL YOU HURRY! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOU TO BE NEAT!! "
" Huh? Alright Veggie! " Goku quickly pulled his orange gi top on and tied the blue sash, " There. " he nodded, then
noticed something, " Hey Veggie, where'd you get a second pair of underwear? I only wore one here. " Goku said, confused.
" ... " Vegeta blinked, " Uh, heh-heh, nevermind. " he swiped the underwear away, then pushed Goku out the door,
" Now go go go! "
" But Veh-gee? "
" I SAID GO! " he pushed Goku into the hallway.
" But Veggie how will I find the lounge room! " Goku pleaded.
" Just search out your parents ki. Or my parents ki. Or Nappa's k--aww heck just find a bunch of strong ki levels in
the same place! Got it! " Vegeta snapped.
" "a bunch of strong ki levels"..."same place"....I'm on it Veggie! " Goku nodded, then teleported out of sight.
" *Whew*, glad that's over with. " Vegeta sighed with relief, then gulped, " I hope he doesn't screw up. "


" Well, this must be the place. " Goku said, teleporting into what looked like a large waiting room with super-plush
furniture inside. The saiyajin looked around the room to see Vegeta's parents, his parents, and his brother. The ouji's
were looking especially ticked, Vegeta's aunt looked utterly confused, Goku's parents looked sickened and slightly ill to
their stomachs; Raditsu especially, who was pretty much ready to throw up. Nappa stood behind Cally, patting her on the
shoulder comfortingly.
" Umm, hi? " Goku laughed nervously. The others nodded to him in acknowledgement, " What did you all call me down
about? " he asked, then felt a tap on his shoulder and spun around to see a very embarassed-looking Vejitto, " JI-CHAN! "
he grinned, " Oh Ji-chan it has been so long! " Goku gave him a hug, " Is it Christmas time ALREADY? " he grinned.
" 'Toussan I did a bad thing. " Vejitto said quietly. Goku let go of the fusion baby and looked at him oddly.
" Bad? Now how could Ji-chan do a bad thing? He is me-n-little Veggie's fusion baby! " Goku giggled, then froze and
looked over his shoulder at the parents, " OHHHHhh.....this is about you, isn't it Vejitto? "
Vejitto whispered to him, " Toussan I told them who I am. "
" So? " Goku blinked.
Vejitto's cheeks turned a bright mix of red and pink, " They all think I was born the normal way. None of them
believe me about the portara fusion earrings. "
Goku's own face went bight pink, " ...oh. So, they all think that I, and Veggie, I would never do that with Veggie,
Ji-chan! You know that! "
" They don't! " Vejitto quietly snapped back.
" But Ji-chan didn't you tell them about Chi-Chi? Or Bulma?.....and how the heck would you have been able to be born
"the natural way" ANYWAY!? " Goku exclaimed.
" Umm, it is possible for peasants, especially type 3's, to, umm, you know, kind of 'clone' themselves under an
operation or have someone, err, donate a, uh, yeah... " he laughed, mortified.
" Eew... " Goku turned a greenish tint himself, then turned to face his parents, brother, and Vegeta's parents,
" ALRIGHT MOMMY AND DADDY AND RADITSU AND VEGGIE'S MOMMY AND DADDY!! "
" *a-hem*. " Vejitto coughed in a motion to get Goku to hurry up.
" --Oh. " he turned back to them, " YOU LISTEN HERE! I WAS NEVER IMPREGNATED AND I NEVER _WILL_ BE IMPREGNATED
BECAUSE I'M NOT VEGGIE'S IMPREGNATEE, I'M CHI-CHAN'S IMPREGNATEER! "
" Impregnateer? " Vejitto sweatdropped, then giggled at the new, made-up word, " Heehee, who's the leader of the
club that's made for you and me? "
" Well if that's true, I'd like to know how you account for THAT thing over there. " Bejito said, completely serious.
He motioned over to Vejitto.
" I told you already, and Ji-chan probably told you too! He's a FUSION BABY! " Goku said, exasperated.
" Then how come it called you "Daddy"? " Bejito narrowed his eyes.
" Because I am his Daddy, kinda. "
" Are you saying that MY child gave BIRTH to this creature? " Bejito snarled at him.
" No Veggie's Daddy! No no no that's not it! " Goku waved his arms in the air, " It wasn't like that at all. You see
when Ji-chan got back to Earth he met up with Piccolo and Piccolo doesn't like Veggie so when Ji-chan asked him who his
Mommy was Piccolo said "Vegeta" just because he thought the idea of Veggie as a mommy was funnier than the idea of ME as a
Mommy though to tell you the truth I think I'd make a better mommy but because of what Piccolo said, Vejitto instantly got
used to refering to Veggie as his Mommy and me as his Daddy since I was the other one that helped give him life. " Goku
explained all in one breath.
Bejito stood there, slightly baffled himself.
" I'm sorry Toussan, I thought with all strong I am that telling them I was their grandson'd make them proud of me. "
Vejitto said sadly.
" It's alright Ji-chan. This is not your fault. " Goku smiled warmly at his fusion baby, then perked up when he saw
something hanging around his neck.
" Hey, are those my portaras, Toussan? " Vejitto grinned.
" Yeah....HEY! I got an idea! " Goku perked up, " It's so crazy it just might work! "
" Huh? " Vejitto cocked his head.
" Ji-chan, I think I know a way to prove you're a fusion baby AND to prove me-n-Veggie didn't have an, uhh, affair
together. I want you to go get me one white bunny and one black bunny, then bring them back here. " he smirked.
Vejitto stared for a moment, then grinned, " OHHH! I get it now! " he nodded happily, then teleported away and back
within 10 seconds, now holding the rabbits. Goku took the earrings off his necklace and turned to the group.
" I am now about to demonstrate a portara fusion and give you a clear visual aid as to HOW Ji-chan was born--WITHOUT
ME GETTING PREGNANT!! " Goku ended embarassingly.
" Heehee, bunnies. " Vejitto rubbed one of the bunnies on its belly, " They're so cute-n-fuzzy-n-yummy. "
The rabbit's eyes bulged out of its head. The other rabbit sweatdropped.
" Ji-chan, place one bunny on either side of the room. " Goku said. Vejitto did so, " Now, I want you to all pretend
this white bunny here is me. And the littler black bunny is Veggie. "
" Vegeta got turned into a bunny? " Nappa said, confused.
" NO! The bunny's a bunny he's just representing Veggie's role when we did the portara fusion!!! " Goku exclaimed,
" THESE are portara earrings. They were both given to me by Dai Kaioshin. They allow you to permanently fuse with one other
person, regardless of race, genetics, species you know that kinda stuff. He said you can only use them once and you can only
have one fusion partner, and due to some lucky and unique circumstances Veggie ended up as that partner. Basically cuz Gohan
was eaten and Veggie came back from otherworld even though I didn't think he could but you know Veggie NOTHING can stop him
when he wants to do something! " the large saiyajin laughed.
" 'Toussan. " Vejitto whispered.
" OH! The fusion, right. " Goku nodded, " I will now place the left portara on the white bunny's ear and the right
portara on the black bunny's ear. Everybody stand back cuz this is pretty amazing to watch oh-kay? Oh-kay! " Goku said, then
did so. The left earring sent off a loud rhythmic beep to the right and the entire room turned a bright blue. Both bunnies
flew up into the air, hoisted by the earrings and slammed into each other. This was then followed by another bright burst of
light, which quickly calmed down. All the saiyajins with the exception of Goku stared in shock at the now one bunny which was
a fuzzy gray color. The bunny had the white one's fluffy cottontail, black paws, a left white ear, and a black right ear.
" Wow, so that's what it looks like when you fuse. " Vejitto blinked in awe. For all honesty his own memory of his
fusion process was kind of blurry.
" TA-DA! " Goku said happily, taking a bow, " Introducing Rabunny! Or Bunnit. Whichever you pree-fer. " he took off
the creature's fusion earrings and placed them back on his necklace, then handed the bunny over to Vejitto, " Here ya go,
son! A fusion bunny for my fusion baby! "
" Heehee. " Vejitto grinned, " This is so cool. " he grabbed something out of a nearby bowl and held it up to the
fused bunny, " Cheeros? "
" And so, as you can see, Ji-chan was NOT the result of a hot-and-spicy saiyajin love affair with Veggie, but a
fusion baby born by the magic of magical portara earrings of Kaioshin-kai. " Goku ended his story, " THE END! " he squealed,
then grinned. The squeal having theroughly sent a pounding upon the older saiyajins' ears.
" Well, that's a relief, sort of. " Ruby scratched her head.
" Didn't foresee THIS one comin. " Bardock blinked, still slightly confused.
Celipa walked over to Vejitto and the bunny, " But Kakarrotto, if this is both the bunnies from before fused together
, then how could all three of them exist at once? "
" Oh, Ji-chan's an exception. You see when he pretended to let Buu think he ate him he held up a barrier but when he
put it down his whole body de-atomized and he exploded and died and then me-n-Veggie were freed and smushed in opposite
directions against the walls inside Buu. " Goku explained.
" Exploding isn't fun. " Vejitto cringed, remembering.
" Especially when you didn't want to explode in the first place. " Goku added, then sniffled, " I felt so bad when
little Veggie exploded. " he paused, " I wonder what that looked like? "

:::A chibinized Vegeta tied several sticks of dynamite around his waist and walked over to the ignition box and
stood next to a chibinized Fat Buu. He clasped both hands on the ignition box's pump.
" FIRE! " the childish looking ouji shouted in a little voice, then pressed down hard causing a huge explosion.
" *BOOM*!!!:::

" Not even close. " Vejitto said flatly to Goku, sweatdropping.
" Ohh. " Goku frowned.
" Well I guess since now everybody knows my REAL origin we can all live happily ever after, right? " Vejitto said
hopefully.
" I suppose, it is kind of awkward though. " Ruby nodded.
" Awkward? " Vejitto blinked.
" Vejitto, did you know this now makes YOU the only legal sole heir to Bejito-sei? " she asked him, cocking her head.
" You mean since I'm the only full-blooded saiyajin out of my brothers and sister that _I_ get the title of the
"GREAT AND POWERFUL SAIYAJIN NO OUJI!"? " he grinned excitedly.
" Well, yeah. "
" THAT'S SO COOL!!! " Vejitto cheered, " WOW, just think, I get the title my Mommy used to have and cherished dearly.
I can't believe it! Heh-heh, Mirai and Trunks're gonna be so jealous. "
" Hahaha, and Bura too. " Goku snickered. The two grinned, mirroring each other.
" Does this mean I get to be little Veggie's Queen after all? " Goku anxiously bounced up and down.
" Uhhh, we'll...think about it. " Ruby said uneasily.
" YAY! " Goku lept into the air.
" Kakarrotto. " Raditsu nodded to him.
" Yeah? "
" By the way, " he smirked, then let out a snicker, " Nice pink undershirt ya got there. "
" Hm? " Goku blinked, then looked down to see he hadn't switched to the navy t-shirt he usually wore under his gi
yet. His cheeks turned a bright pink, " Heh-heh, oh, that. They're, umm, pajamas. I forgot to change it. " he put his hand
behind his head, " I would've asked for blue personally but for some odd reason Veggie chose pink. " he laughed embarassingly
Raditsu felt his stomach churn and fought hard to keep his half-digested breakfast from rising back up his throat,
" Oh...Vegeta gave that to-- " he suddenly yelped and slapped his hands over his mouth as his cheeks puffed out. Raditsu
dashed out of the room and to a halt, then promptly threw up. The others sweatdropped at the painful sound of him barfing.
" *BLEH-HEHHEHHAAAAAA...* "
" Eew. " Celipa turned her face away so she wouldn't have to watch it.
" He never did have a strong stomach. " Bardock grumbled, " Wonder where he got THAT from. "
Celipa looked at herself, then at Bardock, " I'm still trying to figure out how he got all that hair. "
" Oh well. " Goku shrugged, " I can't WAIT to tell Veggie the good news! In fact, I think I'll go tell him now! " he
ran out past Raditsu and into the hallway, " BE RIGHT BACK VEJITTO-KUN! I GOTTA TALK TO VEGGIE!! " he waved, then ran off.
Bejito peered out into the hallway and stared bug-eyed at the mass of under-digested food on the floor, " I'm not
cleaning that up. "
" Yes you are. " Ruby gave him a mop. Bejito sweatdropped, then turned to Nappa and handed the mop to him.
" Here ya go, big guy, have fun. " the former king laughed nervously, then left.
Nappa stared down at the barf in the hallway and groaned, " Aw, crap. "



" Ohhhh, I hope Kakarrotto's oh-kay. " Vegeta said as he sat on the floor, staring at the locked door to the peasant
room, " I don't think I could deal with him being killed....again. " the ouji whimpered, " Then all I worked for would be for
NOTHING! " Vegeta felt a nervous sweat drip down his forehead, " The last time was so horrible. I tried everything from
wanted posters to staring out the window to attempting to drown myself in my own breakfast cereal bowl. *SOB*! " he covered
his face in his hands.
" Everything goes better in milk. " Number 88 grinned.
" King Veggie, didn't you say earlier that you made some kind of wish to a big dragon genie guy for immortality for
you and Kakarrotto. " Number 115 asked.
" Oh! Yes, I did. Thank you. " Vegeta patted him on the shoulder, relieved.
" You're welcome King Veggie. " Number 115 blushed shyly. The others glared at their identical friend jealously.
" Ooh, what's this? " Number 2 said, examining one of the ouji's capsules.
" That's not yours! Hand it over! " Vegeta jumped up, only to find that he missed Number 2's hands by about 3 inches.
The ouji dropped to the floor and grumbled about his height. He yelped as Number 2 tossed the capsule onto the floor and
causing it to open in a puff of smoke and reveal the larger saiyajin's servant-maid uniform.
" Ohhhhhh.. " the peasants stared at the uniform in awe.
" It's so pretty, King Veggie. " Number 3 sighed, then squealed, " WHICH ONE OF US GETS TO KEEP IT!! "
" NONE OF YOU GET TO KEEP IT!!! " Vegeta panicked, " That's Kakarrotto's servant-maid uniform! I made it myself! "
" Wow, I've never seen material like THIS before. " Number 10 rubbed the sleeves of the uniform.
" Say King Veggie, you wouldn't mind I were to, try it on, would you? " Number 2 held the uniform infront of himself,
" It looks VERY comfortable. "
" You CAN'T try it on because it doesn't belong to you! It's KAKARROTTO'S!!! " Vegeta said, more frustrated. Number
27 put his hands on Vegeta's shoulders and plopped him down on a nearby chair.
" King Veggie you should try to relax more, it's not good for your health to get all upset like that. " he said,
conserned.
" I'm NOT upset! It's simply that that servant-maid costume belongs on Kakarrotto and Kakarrotto ONLY! " Vegeta
snapped.
" Well, what if something were to HAPPEN to Kakarrotto? " Number 2 asked curiously, a little smirk on his face.
" NOTHING will happen to Kakay because as Number 115 over here reminded me Kakay and I are both INVINSIBLE! " Vegeta
boasted. 115 grinned, only to have 116 tackle him in an envious rage. The duo wrestled in the backround.
" I don't mean if he happened to DIE, I mean if he was, you know, imprisoned or banished or suddenly disappeared off
the face of the earth. " Number 2 explained, " You'd need to have a back-up Kakarrotto, right? "
" A "back-up" KAKARROTTO?! " Vegeta gawked incrediously, disturbed.
" Yeah! You know, like a, substitute Kakarrotto. " Number 2 smiled, putting Goku's servant-maid hat on his head.
" I NEED NO SUBSTITUTE NOW TAKE THAT OFF YOUR HEAD RIGHT NOW!! " Vegeta yelled. Number 2 giggled and backed up as
Number 5 grabbed the ouji and squeezed tightly from behind, then started to rub Vegeta's belly. The ouji paused, confused.
" How's that feel King Veggie? " Number 5 asked, massaging a little slower, " Does King Veggie like that? "
" Mmmmmm, heeheeheehee.... " the ouji trailed off, a very faint red glow on his face.
" HA! Look what _I_ can do! " Number 5 said proudly. 2 snorted at him.
" Yeah, well you keep him busy for now, but that glow is NOTHING compaired to what _I_ can do. " Number 2 said while
walking toward the bathroom to change into the servant-maid uniform.
" YOU HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED TO _DO_ ANYTHING YET!! " Number 5 snapped at him.
" I will. " 2 smirked, then closed the bathroom door on himself and got changed. He grinned at himself in the mirror,
" Anything Kakarrotto can do I can do better! Heh-heh. " he proudly marched out of the bathroom only to have his eyes bug out
of his head at the sight before him. Number 5 was still massaging Vegeta's belly, but now numbers 3 & 4 were rubbing the
ouji's now-slipper-less feet and 6 was brushing Vegeta's hair while rubbing his shoulders with his free hand. The rest of the
peasants were busy making a feast for the little ouji; all of them giggling as they went.
" WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!!! " Number 2 screamed. The other peasants all instantly froze, then went back to what they
were doing.
" We're making our King Veggie all nice and comfy. " Number 3 blushed.
" Look at his face! " Number 4 pointed to the glowing, dazed little ouji who ws almost in a near comatose state from
all the loving care being placed on him. Vegeta's whole body was glowing a bright red and his tongue was hanging out the side
of his mouth, " In't he CUTE! " Number 4 hugged him, " All soft and warm and gushy! "
" Like a little marshmellow! " Number 5 poked Vegeta's belly button.
" A bright RED little marshmellow. " Number 6 corrected him.
" Yeah! "
" HEY! " Number 2 said angrily, " _I'M_ number 1 now so _I'M_ in charge of making King Veggie happy and glowing
bright colors!! "
" So? " Number 5 said.
" I'VE GOT THE UNIFORM!! "
" Well I'VE got cookies! " Number 22 said cheerfully as he walked towards the small group wearing oven mitts and
carrying a plateful of chocolate chip cookies.
Number 2 smirked and stuck his leg out, causing 22 to trip to the floor. 2 caught the tray of cookies and sat down
on the ouji's stomach, nearly crushing number 5's hands.
" YEEOW! " Number 5 pulled his pain-pulsating hands out and whimpered.
3, 4, and 6 glared at 2.
" Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, little Veh-geeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. " Number 2 said sweetly, holding out a cookie.
" Kakay? " the glowing and still very confused Vegeta glanced up at him.
" Yes, Kakay. That's right. " Number 2 rubbed his hands together conivingly.
" My fingers. " Number 5 pouted, showing them to 3, 4, 6, and 22 who had just struggled back to his feet.
" Sheesh, so much for sharing. " Number 3 grumbled.
Number 4 looked upward, " I wonder whatever happened to Kakarrotto anyway. " he frowned.


" WOW, a chocolate-covered raw-meat on-a-stick vending machine! " Goku grinned as he stood in the hallway, staring at
it. He reached into both his pockets, " I wonder if I've got a quarter... "

" Who knows. " Number 6 shrugged, " He could be anywhere from the offical Queen of Bejito-sei to a prisoner in the
dungeon on the death-waiting list. "
" All I know is that I think it's time for a little village mutiny. " Number 22 snarled as Number 2 continued to feed
Vegeta cookies. The others sweatdropped.
" You know, if he keeps feeding King Veggie those huge fattening cookies, King Veggie's eventually gonna get too
chubby-n-plump to move on his own. " Number 4 acknowledged.
" ... " they all paused, then grinned in union, " Perfect. "


" AAUGH! I know I have a quarter here SOMEWHERE! " Goku whined as he fell to his knees before the vending machine,
" THIS ISN'T FAIR! " he exclaimed as he flung his fists into the air, then sweatdropped as his right one went straight
through the glass. Goku gasped and looked around to see if anyone had seen him. He reached up and pulled out a
chocolate-covered prime rib on a stick and licked his chops, then froze as the glass automatically re-constructed itself to
make it look like Goku had never punched through it in the first place. His jaw hung open for a moment. Goku grinned and
shoved the rib-on-a-stick in his mouth and MMMed, " I love my homeplanet's culture. " he swallowed a huge chunk of rib and
let out a burp, " *URRRP*! Heeheehee. " he walked down the hallway towards the room he had left Vegeta and the peasants in,
" I wonder how Veggie's been doing without me. " Goku wondered, taking another bit out of his chocolate covered raw meat,
" Mmm, I bet Veggie'd like to try this! He does enjoy chocolate. " Goku reached for the doorknob to the peasant room and
flung it open, " Oh little Veh-GEE 'o mine! I'm baaaa-aaACK! " Goku yelped, cutting off short. He gasped to see Vegeta
spread out on a large sofa with two peasants each rubbing the ouji's feet, another brushing his hair, and one wearing the
servant-maid costume Vegeta had made for Goku. The 'servant-maid' was sitting on Vegeta's lap while feeding him
chocolate-chip cookies. The rest of the peasants were busy cooking various pastries for the little ouji. A lone peasant
had somehow found a capsule containing a large bed and was busy fixing the sheets for their 'King' to sleep in.
" LITTLE VEGGIE!! " Goku exclaimed, confused and horrified.
Vegeta swallowed another chewed up cookie and casually glanced over at the doorway, his whole face still glowing a
bright red. He instantly froze at the figure wearing the blue and orange gi and holding what appeared to be a chocolate
covered stack of ribs on a stick in his right hand. The redness instantly drained out of his face and he turned back to
the figure sitting ontop of him wearing Goku's servant-maid costume and feeding him warm gooey cookies.
" You're not Kakarrotto. " he gawked, still slightly confused. Vegeta narrowed his eyes at Number 2, who giggled and
snuggled closer to the ouji, sending a small bright glow surging back into his face, " Aww, haww-hawww-haww-hawwwww! "
Vegeta sighed dreamily, then shook if off and sat up, turning back to the doorway just intime to see Goku's snack fall out
of his limp hand and hit the floor, " Kakarrotto! " Vegeta exclaimed, " You came back. "
" ... " Goku stared at him with a heart-wrenching look as if he had just had his entire soul sliced apart. The
larger saiyajin's eyes watered and he slowly backed up, then walked silently past them and deeper into the hallway.
" KAKARROTTO!! " Vegeta shouted in fright. Number 2 held out another cookie and leaned closer to him. Vegeta snarled
and slapped the cookie out of 2's hand, then kicked the goku look-a-like off him and ran out of the room, " KAKARROTTO
COME BACK!!! DON'T LEAVE ME HERE!!! "
The other peasants who had been pampering the ouji looked down at Number 2 who was sprawled out on the floor, a vein
bulging on his forehead.
" HAHA! " Number 5 laughed, " Serves you right for trying to mutinize your place in the saiyajin order, 'buddy'. "
Number 2 glared over at him, " Oh shut up. "


" KAKARROTTO!!! " Vegeta called out as he ran down the hallway, trying to catch up with Goku, who was still trudging
forward in a zombie-like state, " KAKARROTTO I CAN EXPLAIN! IT WASN'T WHAT IT LOOKED LIKE!!! " he made it about 3 feet away
from Goku when the larger saiyajin sped up and started running, " OHH! SLOW _DOWN_!! " Vegeta powered up slightly to keep up,
" THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN! YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT MATTERS! YOU KNOW THAT! I WOULDN'T HAVE EVEN ABDUCTED THEM IF I
HAD BEEN ABLE TO FIND YOU SOONER!!! " Goku didn't reply and burst into ssj2, then flew down the hall only to screech to a
halt infront of a thick dead-ended wall, " HA! " Vegeta panted, finally catching up. The still ssj2 continued to stare ahead.
" Kakay? " Vegeta blinked as he cautiously approached the larger saiyajin, " I, I want to explain to you what really
happened back there, you see, about your, your servant-maid uniform, he, I mean I, aw Kakarrotto! It's just--- "
" --it really hurts, Vegeta. " Goku said emotionlessly, tears dripping down his cheeks.
" It won't hurt once I tell you what really happened! " Vegeta exclaimed angrily.
" ... "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto. Turn around and face me! " Vegeta ordered. Goku did so under the ouji's newfound powers. Vegeta smirked
and slammed both of Goku's arms against the wall. Goku's eyes were closed shut, " NOW you'll HAVE to listen to what really
happened back there! That peasant STOLE your uniform and pretended he was you so he could be my servant-maid instead and--
oh will you open your eyes Kakarrotto! How am I supposed to know if you're listening or asleep with them closed! It's
annoying. "
As commanded the larger saiyajin did so. Vegeta momentarily yelped at Goku's eyes, which looked like they were dead.
The ouji shivered, severely creeped out. Goku seemed to be looking straight though him with no expression on his face
what-so-ever.
" You don't love me anymore. " Goku said in the same tone.
" Uhhh... " Vegeta felt all the blood rush out of his face at the creepy soul-less aura he was getting from Goku. He
dropped his pressure on Goku's arms and backed up a couple steps, " I, uh, wuh-wuh-well I, well, luh-love, right, love, umm,
you, you don't look well Ka, Kakarro--tto, you, muh-maybe you should go, go lie down. Yeah. Lie down. You'll, fe-fe-feel a
luh-lov--lot better if you do, I hope. "
" Goodbye, Vegeta. " Goku placed his fingers on his forehead and teleported off.
" He just called me Vegeta. That's not a good sign. " the ouji whimpered, then realized what had just happened,
" AHH! KAKARROTTO COME BACK HERE! YOU CAN'T JUST GO! THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU!!! " he yelped, then teleported out in
the direction of Goku's ki, only to to re-appear infront of the Son home. Vegeta stood there for a moment, blinking, " Ahh,
so this is where he wanted to go lay down. His home. That's, that's alright. " the ouji hopped through the open kitchen
window, " Kakarrotto? " he whispered, then shivered slightly, " Kami, is this place creepy when nobody's in it. Kakarrotto?
Where are you? " Vegeta paused right infront of the stairs to Goku's room and walked up them, " Kakarrotto-chan? " he knocked
on the door, then froze as it creaked open due to the fact that it wasn't actually closed all the way. Vegeta walked inside
to see Goku laying under the sheets to his bed. His face peeping out at the top and staring dully at Vegeta. His eyes still
looking dead to the world. Vegeta sat down next to the bed, " Kakarrotto. "
" I am NOT Kakarrotto I am Son Goku. " he narrowed his eyes at Vegeta, who felt a wild chill run down his spine.
" Heh-heh, don't you start going crazy on me Kakarrot. You're the last person I need losing his mind right now. "
Vegeta laughed nervously.
" I am Son Goku and this is my house and this is my homeplanet and I have no little buddy and no King OR Ouji and I
love my Chi-chan and my two boys and they all love me for who I am, not as a piece of cattle herded into big crowds with
clone-like identical creatures and used to fulfill ONE greedy little alien ruler's fantasies. " Goku snapped bitterly, crying
again, " So you can just go back home to your royal castle and give THAT information to your Kakarrottos and just STUFF IT! "
with that, Goku grabbed his sheets, pulled them over his head and closed his eyes to try to fall asleep.
" ... " Vegeta sat there for the longest time, staring at the bedsheets in silence, ::Oh God, Kakarrot don't revert
back to this on me. I might as well go back to trying to blow up the Earth or trying to wish myself ruler of the universe!::
" I'm sorry. " he said quietly.
The sheets rustled slightly from atop the bed.
" I'm sorry you had to see that, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta continued softly, " It wasn't true. You see after you left to
meet with my parents, all the other peasants began, well, fighting over me; as awkward and bizarre as that sounds. Number 2,
you know, the one who happened to get the pajamas with that number, found the capsule with your servant-maid costume in it.
I tried to stop him--I told him it was yours, but he ran off into the bathroom with it and while he was gone even MORE of
the peasants revolted only this time against HIM. Several of them came up to me and started massaging and grooming various
body parts and kept me comfortable and trying to forget about both you an your self-proclaimed 'substitute'. By the time he
came back dressed in your costume I was SO far out in my own personal little dream land that my brain wasn't working right
and I thought he was you. Your 'substitute' then started feeding me warm gooey right-out-of-the-oven chocolate chip cookies
which, if all the massaging and pampering hadn't already sent me to lalaland, completely strapped me in on the first class
flight there. If--if you hadn't gotten back when you did that 'backup' might have done something really TERRIBLE to me the
way things were going. "
" I don't see how you could have been unhappy. " Goku whispered from under the sheets.
" Kakarrotto! Don't you get it! I was a pile of red gooey putty in their kaka-ish HANDS! They could have done
ANYTHING to me and I would've gone along with it just because of how far gone my consious self was! " Vegeta explained, " I
was really worried about you. I thought Otoussan would beat your brains out or torture you or worse. " the ouji bit his lip,
" I will say one thing though, about your 'clones'. They did have one thing right. The only reason I even wanted to be King,
well, the most recent reason, is because of you! I wanted to show you how amazing me being the King could be! I wanted to
show you the whole system and the castle and my room and EVERYTHING! "
" You never did show me your room. "
Vegeta hung his head, " No. I didn't. "
" ... "
" ... "
" If you don't want to come back with me I understand. I really ruined it by bringing in all those other peasants. "
Vegeta said sadly.
" ... "
He sighed, " Alright then. " Vegeta turned around and headed for the door, " Goodnight, Princess Kakay. "
" *POW*!! " an awesome force from behind flew at him, knocking him to the floor.
Vegeta twitched, " Oww. " he looked up in shock to see Goku grinning down at him with big sparkily eyes. Vegeta
blinked, completely stumped.
" MY VEGGIE!! " Goku squealed, hugging the ouji tightly, " OHHHHHHHH VEGGIE-VEGGIE-VEGGIE!! I LOVE YOU!! "
" Wuh-wai-wai-what? " Vegeta sputtered, confused.
" Little Veggie called me his *~*~*~*PRINCESS*~*~*~* and he really really meant it with all Veggie-sincerity that
time!! " Goku said excitedly, hugging even tighter and rubbing Vegeta's back.
" Eh? " Vegeta cocked an eyebrow, " I what said? "
" Oh little Veggie I LOVE YOU when you're all confused! " Goku sniffled, " I really AM little Veggie's princess. It's
so wonderful! "
" WHAT?! WAIT! I, I DIDN'T SAY THAT! I-- " Vegeta's face glowed bright red.
" Heeheehee. " Goku grinned, leaning foreheads with him, " I know what Veggie said and even if he didn't mean I know
it still counts as a sign that Veggie really does care about me and I feel so silly for ever disowning him because of a bunch
of con-artisting look-a-like peasants who don't even matter to Veggie in the first place. "
Vegeta pushed the larger saiyajin away from him, " YOU "DISOWNED" ME!! "
" Aww little Veggie 'o mine-n-only mine, I could never disown you forever. You're too *special*! " Goku hugged the
little ouji tight against him for the second time in a row.
" You "DISOWNED" me?? " Vegeta gawked, still stunned from that one.
" Silly Veggie. " Goku patted him on the head and stood up, holding the ouji with him, " Now let's go back to
Veggie's magical Veggie-castle, see Veggie's little room, get my (ick) servant-maid costume back, and kick all those imposter
me's out of your castle! " he said happily, holding the ouji like a toddler, " Wave buh-bye to my room and hello to yours
little Veggie! " Goku waved Vegeta's limp hand for him, then teleported back to the castle, " Well here we are! " he
announced as they stood back in the hallway. Goku looked down at Vegeta and set him on the floor, " But first I gotta keep
Veggie all warm-n-toasty so he doesn't freeze with only his pj's on. " the larger saiyajin grabbed the sheet still over his
back and took it off, then wrapped the sheet around the ouji like a robe, " There we go, now little Veggie is nice-n-warm. No
cold Veggies today! " Goku chirped, standing Vegeta up, " Alright Veggie, what do you say we go look at your room first,
oh-kay? "
" Heh-heh-heh. " Vegeta glowed bright red, then shook it off, " My room, yes, it's this way. Follow me. " he said,
heading off in the right direction.
" Heehee, follow the leader. "


" Behold--MY room! " Vegeta said proudly as he flung open a VERY large door, " And not that dinky little room back at
Capsule Corp. My REAL room! "
Goku looked on in awe, " Wow little Veggie it is beautiful!! " he stared at the room w/big sparkily eyes. The
interior was ENORMOUS. A large bed that looked 10 times the size of the one in the Oujo room sat at the very center of it.
There were huge windows with equally huge drapes hanging over them. A giant closet was against the backwall along with a
full-length mirror and tabletop. There was a fountain over to the right side of the room and big thin curtains surrounding
the sides of the bed. The carpet was several inches high and unusually soft to the touch. Goku grinned, " I LOVE VEGGIE'S
ROOM!! " he squealed, then proceeded to run around in random circles, theroughly enjoying the feel of the carpet. Goku layed
down on his back on the carpet and acted like he was making a snow angel in it. Vegeta sweatdropped.
" Kakarrotto that is for your feet, it IS NOT A TOY!! " Vegeta shook his fist at Goku, who poked his head up to stare
at the ouji only to laugh in response.
" Silly Veggie! You don't know how to enjoy yourself, do you? " Goku smiled, sitting up. He cocked his head to the
left and his eyes went wide, " OOOoooooooOOOOooh. "
Vegeta blinked, then turned around and looked over his shoulder at his bed, then back at Goku.
" Beeeeeeeeed. " the larger saiyajin grinned almost-psychotically.
" OHHH no, no no no no--- "
" *FWOOSH*!! " Goku went flying by him.
" AAHH! YOU CAN'T TOUCH THAT! GET AWAY FROM MY BED RIGHT NOW!!! " Vegeta shrieked in panic as Goku lept onto it.
" Heeheehee, WHEE!! " Goku cheered, then paused as he sank into the cushion. His eyes widened again, " It's..so...
SOFT!!! " he grinned, then started to jump up and down on the bed, " Veggie-bed, Veggie-bed, I love little Veggie's bed! "
Vegeta felt his bottom left eyelid twitch, " Oh God...all those Kaka-germs....on my REAL bed.... "
Goku momentarily stopped jumping, " Come on little buddy! Join in the fun! "
" KAKARROTTO YOU'RE GOING TO RUIN IT!! " " Vegeta exclaimed as he walked over to the bed. Goku grinned and grabbed
him by the hands and began to jump up and down again.
" Hahahahaha! Veggie! Jump in time with me! We'll bounce higher that way! " Goku called over to him.
" URG! Kakarrotto stop this at once! " Vegeta ordered, " You're going to break the be--YIII!! " he yelped. Goku's
bottom instantly plopped back onto the cushion because of the ouji's king powers. Unfortunately for Vegeta, by breaking
the grip on Goku's hands his lighter weight jettisoned him upward and causing him to crash into the top curtain of his
bed along with the ceiling.
Goku sweatdropped at the ouji, then noticed something across the room, " Hey Veggie, where does THAT door lead to? "
he asked just as Vegeta fell back off the ceiling. Goku caught the little ouji in his arms, unfazed and still staring at
the door.
" I'll take Kentucky to block. " Vegeta said dizzily, his head rolling back. Goku lightly slapped Vegeta's face,
" Wha--where am I? France? "
" Veggie? " Goku looked concerned.
" Hiya, Princess. " he woozily saluted Goku, who slapped Vegeta's face back the other way again, " ... " Vegeta
blinked, then realized where he was and glowed bright red, " Kaka...rrotto....do you mind...letting me down?... "
" Aww, sure little Veggie. " Goku sat Vegeta down on the huge bed, " So! What's behind that door? "
" Oh, THAT is my orignal room. " Vegeta boasted, " My 'childhood' room. Everything is in the same place it was back
when the planet was blown up. "
" You mean it's your *LITTLE* Veggie room? " Goku placed his hand down to about half of Vegeta's height, staring at
the ouji w/big sparkily eyes.
" Well, yes. That is my room from when I was 7. "
" When little Veggie was only 7? " Goku squeaked out, placing his hand even further towards the floor to slightly
shorter than where the top of Goten's head would be.
" Hai. " Vegeta nodded uneasily.
" YAAHHH!! " Goku squealed at the top of his lungs, then bolted for the door.
" ACK! KAKARROTTO!! STAY BACK!! DON'T GO IN THERE YOU'LL DESTROY MY ROO--oh why do I even bother. " he grumbled as
Goku nearly ran through the door when he opened it and dashed inside. Vegeta sighed and started to count down from five,
" 5...4...3...2-- "
" AAHHHH-AHHHH!!! " a wild uncontrolable squeal echoed from inside.
" --1. " Vegeta said lamely, then got up and teleported into the other room to find Goku staring adoringly at a...
pair of gloves. Vegeta cocked an eyebrow at the larger saiyajin, " Kakarrotto? "
" Are these...~*YOURS*~, little Veggie? " Goku said, picking up the small gloves, which were only a 4th of the
ouji's current size.
" Yes, Kakarrotto, they are. "
" Wow.....Veggie was even littler than he is NOW, and I missed it. " Goku pouted for a moment, then perked up,
" I bet you could fit inside my boot! " he said, musing.
" I wasn't THAT small, Kakarrot. " Vegeta sweatdropped. Goku looked up and squealed again.
" TOYS!!! " he rushed across the room and grabbed a bundle of stuffed animals, " That's strange, I don't recognize
any of these animals. " he blinked.
" That's because they're native to BEJITO-SEI, not earth; baka. " Vegeta folded his arms.
" I like the cute little one that looks like a puppy. " Goku smiled at the plush, " CAN I KEEP THEM!!! "
" Uhhh...well, I... " Vegeta looked uneasily at his toys, then at Goku, " You can play with them but you have to
promise to bring them back to this room when you are finished and put them back safely. " he nodded.
" I PROMISE little Veggie! " Goku saluted him, " And I NEVER break a promise! "
" Yeah, promises. That's what got you trapped living with Onna in the first place. " Vegeta muttered.
" Mmm, they're all so soft. " Goku nuzzled his face against the plush toys.
" I'm glad you, umm, are enjoying them. " Vegeta sweatdropped, " Now let's get rid of those clones of yours before
someone finds out they're here. "
Goku gave him a thumbs-up sign, " You got it, Veggie! "


" Well, here we are. " Vegeta said as they stood infront of the room to the peasants.
" Wow little Veggie, I never knew you had bangs. " Goku said as he looked at the framed photo in his hands; the
stuffed animals from Vegeta's room under each of the larger saiyajin's arms.
" When did you get that! " Vegeta snapped.
" Hey Veggie, I thought you said a 'pure-blood saiyajin's hair changes little from birth', what happened to your
Veggie-bangs? " Goku asked.
" Nothing. " Vegeta ran his hand through his hair, causing several spikes to fall down over his forehead, " I
just choose to keep them up. "
Goku's eyes widened large enough to nearly fill up his whole head. A little u shaped smile on his face, " AHHH!!
CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTE!!!! " he squealed, grabbing Vegeta and hugging him tightly, " Oh Veggie they're so cute just lookit
how much CUTER you look with these CUTE little Veggie-bangs!!! " Goku said happily, " I could hug you all day. "
" As much as I'm sure you'd love to do that, we have a job to do. " Vegeta squeaked out, the tightness causing
a lack of oxygen to his brain.
" OH! Right. " Goku dropped Vegeta to the floor, " We have to rid the palace of the EVIL ME-CLONES!! " he said
determindly, then grinned, " It'll be fun! "
Vegeta knocked on the door, " Open up! "
The door creaked open and Number 3 smiled down at him, " OH King VEGGIE! I was SO worried about you! " he hugged
Vegeta, causing a confused look on Goku's face, " We were ALL worried about you. And just to prove how loyal we are we tied
up Number 2 so he'll never bother you again! " 3 pointed to the tied up saiyajin still wearing the servant-maid uniform and
sitting in the corner of the room. There was a piece of duct tape over his mouth.
Vegeta sweatdropped, " You're all leaving. NOW. "
Number 3 blinked curiously, " Oh don't be silly King Veggie! "
" "silly"'s MY Veggie-word. " Goku said quietly, hugging the stuffed toys tighter to him.
" You'll really enjoy it, King Veggie. You look like you need a nap; we got that bed out of your capsule and got it
all set up nice for you. " he pointed behind him to the bed to the ouji's spare bed. Number 4 was laying on one side and
waving happily to him. 3 glared at 4 while Number 5 walked over to the bed and chucked 4 out from under the sheets and into
the wall, then hopped in 4's place and grinned. Vegeta had on a sweatdrop so large it could've blown a hole in the floor when
it fell.
" OUT!!! " the ouji screamed. All the peasants pouted.
" But, King Veggie? " Number 28 sniffled.
" OUT!!!! " Vegeta angrily screamed again. The peasants instantly jumped to their feet and ran out of the room,
leaving only numbers 5 & 2, " OUT GET OUT I NEVER WANT TO SEE ANY OF YOU BACKSTABBING PEASANTS _AGAIN_!!! " he said as they
all ran by, " GO BACK OUT THE WAY YOU CAME!! " he turned back to face the near-empty room. Number 5 was still eagerly patting
the pillow and spot beside him, " YOU TOO, SPUNKY!!! "
Number 5 frowned, grabbed the pillow he was laying on, and dashed out of the room as well. Number 2 got to his feet,
and, still tied up, hopped out of the room only to be stopped by Vegeta, who ripped off 2's duct tape and the rope he was
tied with.
" YOU! Give me that outfit, NOW! " Vegeta ordered.
Number 2 smirked at him, " ReeeaaLLLy? "
" GIVE IT BACK NOW OR YOU SHALL NEVER SEE THE LIGHT OF DAY AGAIN!!! "
" Yes King Veggie! " Number 2 yelped and pulled the costume off, then ran away in Number 2's direction, wearing
nothing but a pair of briefs.
" Another difference between you and them, Kakarrotto. YOU wear boxers. " the ouji cocked an eyebrow in surprise.
Goku peeked down at his multi-light-up dancing snowman boxer shorts and grinned, " Loud-n-proud, little Veggie! "
" ...sometimes you worry me, Kakarrot. "
" Good for me! " Goku said happily. Vegeta smirked.
" Well, you seem to be back to normal now that the clones are gone. " Vegeta said, then looked down at Goku's
servant-maid uniform that sat in his hands, " *sigh* This one's going to take quite a bit of cleaning to get it back to its
former glory. "
" You know little Veggie, you really don't need that anymore since now I'm your oujo! " Goku chirped.
" You are NOT MY OUJO! And yes I need this costume for you because you ARE my future servant-maid and I will make
sure that comes true. YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU END UP AS THE OUJO INSTEAD OF THE SERVANT-MAID! I LOSE MY MIND! THAT'S
WHAT! " Vegeta snapped at him.
" Here it is, Veggie. " Goku mimicked one of the stuffed toys as he shook it like a puppet. The toy was holding
something in its paws.
" That's a cheese-doodle, Kakarrotto. " Vegeta said flatly.
" ...SO IT IS! " Goku grinned, " May I? "
" You may. " Goku replied in the stuffed toy's voice, then made the toy put part of the cheese doodle in Goku's mouth
The saiyajin swallowed the rest of it, " MMm, cheezy! "
" Just like Veggie! " the toy 'said'. Goku grinned widely at Vegeta, bits and pieces of cheese doodle still in his
teeth.
" Kakarrotto you don't even know where that's been! " Vegeta grumbled, disgusted.
" Sure I do, Veggie, it was right over there in the south hall on the floor. I didn't know saiyajins made cheese
doodles. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Kakarro-- "
" *KING VEGETA!* " a voice over a nearby loudspeaker shouted, " *YOUR PRESENSE IS REQUIRED IN THE NORTH WING! WE HAVE
ANOTHER EMERGANCY!* "
" Again? " Vegeta groaned, then pushed his several bangs back up into the rest of his hair, making his widow's peak
appear prominent again, " I have more business to attend to, Kakarrotto. I'll see you la--ter. " he sweatdropped to see the
sad, devastated look back on Goku's face.
" Why does Veggie gotta leave again? " Goku sniffled.
" Be--because I have important things to do. When you're King you can't just sit around all day and play with the
peasants like a Ouji can. There's a lot to work and jobs for me to take care of now. I have a whole ton of people now,
Kakarrotto! My world doesn't revolve around you....anymore. " he scratched his head, then froze at the larger saiyajin who
was ready to burst into tears.
" Veggie come play with me. " Goku looked over at the stuffed toys, then at Vegeta.
" *YOUR HIGHNESS!* " the voice on the intercom repeated.
" I'M COMIN!! " Vegeta snapped at it, then turned back to Goku, " Listen Kakarrotto, you like my toys so much, why
don't you go play in my ouji room with them until I finish whatever it is I need to do. Then I will return to play with you."
" When'll that be? " Goku asked innocently.
Vegeta sighed, " I don't know. " he turned around and headed down the hallway, " I'll see you later, Kakarrotto! "
Goku's shoulders drooped sadly, " Bye little Veggie. "


" Hey sweetie, why the long face? " Ruby smiled half-heartedly as the little ouji dragged his feet down the hallway
as soon as he had turned the corner from Goku'd direction.
Vegeta stopped and stood upright, then glanced over at her, " Mother? "
" Hai? "
" Kaasan, is there a way for me to get uncrowned? You know, go back to being a prince again? " he asked,
dead-serious.
" Too much pressure? " she chuckled. The ouji nodded admitently, " You really don't want to be King anymore? " Ruby
said calmly.
" Correct. " Vegeta replied, " But--it's not that I don't WANT to be the ruler it's just that I, I can't get used to
this. "
" You can go back, if you want, Veggie-chan. " Ruby bent down to his height.
" I can? " the smaller saiyajin's eyes widened.
" Of course! Besides, I think your father still has a good many decades left in him and to tell the truth he's
completely lost without his title. " Ruby said happily, then grumbled, rubbing her head, " Plus I wouldn't have to hear him
yelling out random numbers and hitting those annoying little white balls through the castle windows. "
Vegeta glanced down the hallway and sweatdropped to see mulitple holes in all the stained glass windows lining the
walls, " Who gave him the idea to play golf, anyway? "
" No clue. " Ruby said flatly, " Cally, probably. "
" 87,962!! " a man's voice called out from down below and several more golf balls flew upward in their direction.
" VEGETA DUCK!! " Ruby shouted. The mother and son ducked their heads as the balls just grazed them.
" So, " they both stood up again, " what do I have do to get uncrowned. "
" Simple, V-kun. You have to have the same person who crowned you uncrown you in saiyago. " Ruby shrugged her
shoulders.
" That's it! " Vegeta grinned.
" However, by relinquishing your King title, you will automatically lose your powers and anything you created with
them will return to where it came from. " she said.
The ouji froze, " You mean, the castle, all the peasants, YOU, TOUSSAN, you'll ALL disappear?! "
" No! Not at all. We'll just go back to the other world. That is until you decide you really DO want the job and
bring us all back again. You can crown and uncrown yourself any number of times. " Ruby explained.
" But, I just got both of you back and-- "
" *YOUR HIGHNESS! YOU HAVE 172 UNANSWERED MESSAGES!* " the voice on the loudspeaker announced.
Vegeta blinked, then extended his hand and shook his mother's, " Nice seeing you again, Kaasan. "
Ruby laughed at him, " Don't worry about me, your Toussan and I have our own chunk of land that we've taken over in
otherworld. Besides, if there's anything you've forgotten to tell us about any of your previous adventures, I'm sure your
"fusion baby" will fill us in. "
" VEJITTO?! He's here?! " Vegeta gawked.
" Of course, he's what we called Bardock's family down to the lounge room for. Since we couldn't really tell how old
Vegetto is we were seriously worried that you had, *chuckle* impregnated one of the peasants. Isn't that funny? "
Vegeta paled a sickened green color, " Hilarious. " he said dryly.
" Kakarrotto used these two rabbits to show us a portara fusion, and after he left Vegetto filled us in on the
rest. " Ruby explained.
" It's actually spelled 'Vejitto'. " he corrected her.
" Oh I know, I just like my version better. You can't see your half of the name at all with the "ji" in there! "
" He--likes to personalize it. " Vegeta said uneasily.
" ...I see. " Ruby blinked, equally confused, " Well, we have your crown in the throne room, why don't you go bring
your crowneer down there and I'll gather up your father and the others so we can all say goodbye, alright? "
" Alright. " Vegeta said solumnly, then perked up, " And if I ever wanna go back to being King I can just have
Kakarrotto crown me again, right? "
" Of course. I don't see why not. " Ruby said, then grinned, " Your father was uncrowned by his parents 2 times
before they thought he was ready enough to perform the tasks without accidentally blowing something up or accidentally
getting half the royal army drowned in the moat! "
" Really? " Vegeta smirked.
" Hmmhmmhmm, now THAT was entertaining. " she snickered to herself, " My poor Beji-kun. Heheheh. "
" I'm off to get Kakarrotto. " Vegeta turned around, then paused, " Wait--what about my, uhh, 172 "unanswered
messages"? " he asked, paling.
" Oh don't worry about that. After you return to oujidom it'll all be your father's responsibility again. "
" And yours. "
Ruby sweatdropped, " Oh yeah, forgot about that....umm, you know Vegeta, maybe you could just take care of some of
those, err, messa-- " Ruby groaned to see the ouji was now out of sight, " --ges. "


" *KNOCK*KNOCK*! Oh Kah-kah-rrrah-toe! It's me, your little buddy. I've got a surprise for you. " Vegeta said in a
sing-song voice.
" ... "
" Heh-heh, why Kakay must be DEVASTATED by my sudden "loss". The poor little Kaka-muffin. Well this news is gonna
make his day! " Vegeta grinned, then opened the door, expecting a sobbing puddle of mush to be sitting on the floor crying
for his 'little Veggie' to come home; only to find nothing. Vegeta blinked at the seemingly empty room, " Kakarrotto? " he
wandered inside, then sniffed the air only to turn a pale green, " Oh....dear... " Vegeta gulped, then crept over to his
huge bed, thrust the huge curtains out of the way and yelped to see Goku sound asleep under the Vegeta's covers, hugging
Vegeta's stuffed toys, on Vegeta's bed, with his head on Vegeta's favorite pillow, " ...uh. " Vegeta's head cocked over to
once side and he did the only thing he could, " AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "
" Huh? " Goku yawned. It was then Vegeta noticed the long trail of kaka-slobber hanging down his favorite pillow.
Goku's eyes shot wide open when he recognized the shocked little figure, " MY VEGGIE!! " the large saiyajin sat up, staring
at Vegeta w/big sparkily eyes, " Little Veggie come lay down with me! Your bed's REALLY comfy. "
" You...drooled on...my pillow... " Vegeta murmured in disbelief.
" Hmm? " Goku glanced at the still hanging drool trail at the side of his mouth. He wiped it off with his hand, then
spit in his hand and tried to rub the drool off the pillow with it.
" OH _GOD_!! DON'T RUB IT OFF WITH YOUR SPIT!!! " Vegeta wailed, grabbing Goku's arm and pushing it away, " I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU TOOK A _NAP_ IN _MY_ _BED_ WHEN I THOUGHT YOU WERE SOBBING FOR ME SOMEWHERE!! "
" I was, but then I decided the best thing to do since Veggie wasn't here was to substitute Veggie's actual
Veggie-ness with stuff that smelled like Veggie. And what smells more like Veggie than his own room! Heehee! " Goku grinned
cheesily.
Vegeta's jaw hung open.
" Especially the bed! BOY Veggie I know you've only had this room for 2 nights but BOY can you intrench your smell
into things! It's great! " Goku said happily.
" ... "
" ... "
" Kakarrotto, come with me. " the ouji said, agitated and trying desperately to keep the glow from seeping onto his
face, " I need your help. "
" Help for what? " the larger saiyajin cocked his head.
" Just COME ON! " Vegeta grabbed his wrist and ripped Goku off the bed, then teleported them out.
" HEY! VEGGIE WAIT WHERE ARE WE GOING!!! " Goku exclaimed, only to have them re-appear in the throne room, surrounded
by the former rulers, the ouji's aunt, Goku's parents, and Vejitto.
" Hi Toussan! " Vejitto waved cheerfully.
" Vejitto? " Goku blinked.
" Hehehehhhh... " Vejitto grinned.
" Little Veggie why are we here? " Goku asked, confused.
Vegeta picked up his King crown off his throne, " Kakarrotto, you don't like this whole 'King Veggie' idea anymore,
do you? "
" ... " Goku frowned, " Not really. "
" Well, to tell you the truth, neither do I. " Vegeta nodded.
" Wha--WHAT?! " he gawked.
" Vegeta's called us all here to say goodbye, umm, Kakarrotto. " Bejito said, still slightly suspicous of the peasant
" Goodbye? " Goku blinked, " LITTLE VEGGIE IS GOING A-WAY!! " his eyes widened in terror. Tears instantly filled up
in them.
" NO! " Vegeta exclaimed suddenly, " NO NO NO! I'M-NOT-GOING-ANYWHERE!! "
" ... " Goku instantly dried up from the near-edge of bursting into tears, " OH! " he said happily.
The others fell over, twitching.
" BA-KAHH! " Vegeta lept to his feet. He cleared his throat, " Kakarrotto. I have decided that I am not completely
ready for the heavy burdens that come with being King, and I want to go back to being a Prince--temporarily, of course. "
" You mean little Veggie can play with me again! " Goku said eagerly, bending down to the ouji's height.
" Yes, 'little Veggie' will be able to play with you again. " Vegeta smirked, snickering. He paused, realizing where
he was and also noticing the fact that everyone else sans Goku and Vejitto were now staring at him oddly, " Uhh, right. "
Vegeta sweatdropped, " Kakarrotto, in order for me to become a Ouji again, you have to uncrown me-- "
" --WHEE!! "
" --HOWEVER, " Goku froze in place and looked down at Vegeta, " However, once you do, everything I have brought back
with my powers will disappear. This entire piece of Bejito-sei, the buildings, the food, and all the people with it. We will
basically be back to where we started. "
Goku looked over at his parents, then at Vejitto, " No more Mommy or Daddy or Ji-chan? " he sniffled.
" Not unless we decide to re-crown me in the future. " Vegeta said.
The larger saiyajin ran over to Celipa and hugged her, " MOMMY!!! " Goku started crying, hugging tightly.
Celipa smiled and hugged back, " Kakarrotto, Vejitto says he can find a place for us to stay while in other world,
and besides, you can teleport back and forth--according to him that is. "
" Yes. " he squeaked out, then started bawling again, " BUT I'LL MISS YOU!!! " Goku glanced over at Bardock and
reached his arms out, " DADDY!!! "
Bardock yelped and grabbed Goku's hand before Goku could hug him. Bardock shook his hand, " Take care of yourself,
son. " he laughed nervously.
" I will. " Goku smiled proudly, then let go and walked over to Vejitto, " MY JI-CHAAAAAN!!! " he nearly tackled
Vejitto to the floor, " I BARELY GET TO SEE YOU AGAIN AND NOW YOU GOTTA GO!!! " Goku cried.
" Aww, don't worry 'Toussan! I said I will come back to spend Christmas on my break and that is what I will do. "
Vejitto said cheerfully.
" How much longer is that? " Goku asked curiously.
" Couple weeks. " Vejitto replied.
" Really? " Goku smiled.
" Mmm-hmm! "
" Well I will see you then, Ji-chan! "
" Vegeta. " Bejito nodded to the ouji.
" Yes? "
" If you can, try to avoid that big one. Something strange about him. " he whispered while pointing in Goku's
direction.
" "Strange", you flatter him. "Strange" doesn't even begin to describe it. " Vegeta rolled his eyes, grimacing.
" Veggie-chan? " Cally sniffled, holding out a tray of cookies, " Take it with you. "
" COOKIES!--I mean, thank you. " the ouji said, staring at the chocolate chip cookies and taking the tray, " Kaasan?"
Ruby gave him a hug.
" Goodbye Kaasan. "
" More like see you later, V-kun. " she chuckled.
" Oh, one more thing before we go. " Vegeta said, then nodded to Goku, who grinned. Both burst into ssj2, " I WAS
saving this to show you at a feast, but apparently that's not going to happen. "
" Heeheee... " Goku grinned.
The other members of Vegeta's family stared at the duo in disbeilef. Bardock and Celipa, having had Goku show them
before, just smiled proudly. Vejitto clapped and wondered if he should show off his super saiyajin powers as well.
" You're--you're BOTH the legendary super saiyajin? " Bejito gawked, blinking, " But how can there be TWO super
saiyajins?? "
" Well, you see I kinda got there fir-- " Vegeta slapped his hand over Goku's mouth and laughed nervously, " Any
unbelievably strong saiyajin can reach this level, however there are many physical and emotional barriers involved. "
" It's fun! " Goku chirped. The ouji sweatdropped.
" I should be able to do it too then. " Bejito mused.
" Haha, you look cute with blue eyes Veggie-chan. " Cally smiled at her nephew.
" Heheh, " Vegeta grinned, then turned back to Bejito, " I have no doubt you will eventually be able to reach it,
Toussan. After all I wouldn't even known super saiyajins existed if it weren't for you. "
Bejito blinked, still amazed at their transformation, " Sure, right... " he watched as Goku and Vegeta powered back
down to normal.
" Kakarrotto! " Vegeta handed the crown to Goku, who placed it on the ouji's head, " Repeat after me. Muuha la quito
va sana, Vegeta-sama. "
" Muuha la quito va sana, Vegeta-sama. " Goku repeated, then gasped as everything around them instantly faded away,
leaving the duo standing in mid-air. They quickly caught themselves before they fell.
" ... "
" ... "
" Veggie? Where did everything go? " Goku said, frightened.
" Back to where it came from, I guess. " Vegeta nodded. Goku looked down to see he was still holding the plushies
from the ouji's room.
" Hey! I still have Veggie's toys! "
" *gasp* GIVE ME THOSE! " Vegeta grabbed them and hugged the plushies tightly, " My toys! "
" I am glad that Veggie's happy! " Goku grinned, " I'm not sure what just happened, but I am happy for little Veggie
anyway. "
" Heh-heh-heh-heh! Kakarrotto, anyone can be a King, but it takes SKILL and INGENIUITY to be a OUJI! " Vegeta said
proudly, " Besides, think how stupid it'd sound if everytime I glared Onna down she had to say Ou instead of Ouji. "
Goku yelped, " OH NO! THE OTHERS! WE FORGOT ALL ABOUT THEM!!! "
Vegeta glanced down to see the rest of the gang asleep on the ground in the same spots where their cells once were.
" What are we gonna do with 'um Veggie? " Goku asked as they both landed nearby. Vegeta picked up Bulma who was
sleeping under the large blanket he had given her.
" We take them all back to Capsule Corp and pretend this whole thing never happened. " he concluded.
" Oh..oh-kay? " Goku said as he watched Vegeta grab Mirai, Bura, and Trunks as well.
" Kakarrotto, grab your kaka-spawns, we'll all go together. We'll tell them they had a nightmare or it was nuclear
radiation or something. "
" Nuclear radiation?! " Goku sweatdropped, picking up Gohan and Goten.
" Oh forget it, I'll think up something better on the way there. " he said, preparing to teleport.
" Hey Veggie? " Goku said.
" Yeah? "
The larger saiyajin smiled, " I think you made a great King, but you make an even better little buddy. Giving up your
role as King just for me. "
" It wasn't just about YOU, that decision was decided by a great number of various factors! " Vegeta dismissed it,
glowing a light red.
" Whatever you say little Veggie. " Goku smirked, " Whatever you say. "
The group teleported out of sight.
" Ohhhhh... " a lone figure groaned sitting up, " My poor head, what happened?...THE OUJI!! " Chi-Chi exclaimed, then
froze, " Hey, where'd everybody go? " she looked around uneasily, " Where'd the castle go? And where'd the Ouji go? " she
tried to move around, only to find she was still stuck in the straight-jacket, " Uh-oh. " Chi-Chi gulped, " Goku? GOKU WHERE
ARE YOU? GOKU!!!!....Ouji?...SOMEBODY HELP ME I'M STILL STUCK!!!! YOU WON'T GET AWAY WITH THIS OUJI!! MARK MY WORDS THE NEXT
TIME I SEE YOU WILL BE THE LAST TIME YOU'LL BE SEEN ALIVE! DO YOU HEAR ME!!!......help? "
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2:35 AM 12/8/2002
THE END
Chuquita: Before I say anything else I wanna apoligize for the HUGE length of this chapter. I wanted to get to my Christmas
story so instead of making a part 5 I just kept going and I had so many ideas for this one (along with some I didn't even
use due to the length) that it just turned out this way.
Goku: So this isn't really part 4, more like part 4 & part 5 combined.
Chuquita: Yah.
Goku: (sweetly) Like when me-n-Veggie combined and made Ji-chan!
Chuquita: No.
Goku: (pouts) Ohhh.
Chuquita: (thinks about it) I guess you could consider it that way since this is like two combined chapters.
Goku: Heehee, *combined*. (grins over at Veggie)
Vegeta: (grumbles) Don't...even...try it.
Chuquita: (to audiance) I've seen people apoligizing for really short chapters of their stories before but I wanna do that
for the opposite. For anyone who was able to get through part 4/5 and down to the End Corner, I salute you! (does a little
salute)
Goku: (salutes also)
Vegeta: (snorts)
[Chu & Son sweatdrop]
Vegeta: (smirks) I will say this, I did enjoy the ending. Onna trapped all alone in the middle of a field wearing a
straight-jacket while I return to Capsule Corp with Kakay.
Chuquita: AND everybody else.
Vegeta: Oh yeah, them too. Well, Onna got another thing that was coming to her and even though I didn't win at least I got
to be King for a short while and if I'm not careful with the whole "Princess Kakarrotto" thing I'm going to end up
mimicking future-me's timeline...which would not be pleasant in the least.
Goku: (eagerly) So am I Veggie's princess for REAL, now?
Vegeta: NO! You were never my princess to begin with. (groans)
Goku: (pouts) Ohhh. At least Ji-chan got to be a ouji for a little while. I didn't get to be a Oujo at all. (sniffles;
glances over at Veggie sadly)
Vegeta: (covers his eyes before he can start to glow) OHHHHH no you don't! [turns his head away]
Goku: Can I at least be little Veggie's princess for the remainder of the End Corner?
Vegeta: Will it shut you up?
Goku: Yes.
Vegeta: Alright then, you can be the oujo.
Princess Kakay: YAY!!
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) (folds his arms and glares at Son and the name in the scriptbox)
Princess Kakay: What?
Vegeta: (deeply embarassed) Kakarrotto, change it back, NOW.
Princess Kakay: (pouts) Aww, alright little Veggie.
Vegeta: Good. (nods)
Goku: Better, Veggie?
Vegeta: (smirks) MUCH.
Chuquita: (to audiance) As I mentioned before my next story is the Christmas special, which I have yet to think up a
title for.
Goku: (happily) It's starring VEJITTO-CHAN!! And GOGGIE!!
Vegeta: (grimaces) (flatly) Oh joy.
Goku: Oh I can't wait to see our little fusion babies again Veggie! (w/big sparkily eyes) I do love them SO!
Vegeta: (uneasily) Yes...I know...
Goku: Hey Veggie?
Vegeta: Hai?
Goku: Can peasants REALLY have little babies without fusion?
Vegeta: ... (bluntly) No comment.
Goku: (pouts) Buh Veh-GEEEE?
Vegeta: (turns his head away from Goku) ...
Goku: Ohh, Veggie's not fair!
Chuquita: Here's the summary for the next story, everybody!
Summary: It's Christmas time and Vejitto's coming home for the holidays, but this time he's bringing
a friend with him. After a Gogeta from an alternate timeline somehow ends up in h.f.i.l, Vejitto instantly brands him his
little brother and decides to take him home to meet their parents. Meanwhile Veggie's experimenting with mistletoe, Goku's
looking for the perfect gift, and Mirai gets to play Santa Claus! All this and more!
Goku: (grinning from ear-to-ear) Heehee, fusion babies from head-to-toe (sighs sadly) Shame we don't have more. (glances
over at Veggie)
Vegeta: STOP THAT!! YOU'RE NOT GETTING ANY OUT OF ME!!!
Chuquita: (to Son) I think you're starting to creep him out.
Goku: Poor little Veggie. (perks up) HE NEEDS A ~*HUG*~!! " [teleports over to Veggie & hugs tightly) Mmm....all soft-n
-warm on the inside Veggie!
Vegeta: (glowing bright red) ...
Chuquita: You know I was wondering, what do you think they would've called you if all the saiyajins were named after meat
instead of vegetables.
Vegeta: (sweatdrops) What?
Goku: You mean like a Meat-sei?
Chuquita: Yeah. Would Veggie be Meatball or Meatloaf or something like that?
Goku: (giggles) Heehee, sometimes Veggie reminds me of a lil meatball.
Vegeta: (uneasily) That's, uh, intreging of you, Kakarrotto.
Chuquita: If you were all named after meat, Goku would probably be Porkarrotto or Chickarrotto or Beefolio, something
like that.
Goku: Hahaha, "Beefolio".
Vegeta: Personally I like Kakarrotto's current name the best.
Goku: I like your name too little Veggie. It's FUN to say! Veh-GEE-tahhhhh. (grins) You start it, go up real high, then
slowly relax into the last "ahhhh" sounding syllable.
Vegeta: (blinks) I'm surprised you even know what a syllable is!
Goku: Heeheehee, I am smarter than little Veggie is let on to bee-lieve.
Chuquita: We'll see you next time for our yet-to-be-named Christmas special everybody!
Goku: BYE!
Vegeta: ...
Goku: Oh come on Veggie! Say goodbye. [opens Veggie's mouth and moves it like a puppet] (in a cutsy, little sounding
voice) Bye-bye! [waves Veggie's hand]
Vegeta: (pushes Goku's hand away) (embarassed) I DO _NOT_ SPEAK IN THAT SORT OF BABY-TONE!!!
Goku: (smiles) You do in my dreams...
Vegeta: ...
Goku: ...
Vegeta: (mumbles to himself) More than I needed to know. (laughs nervously) Goodbye audiance!
Goku: See you soon!