Well, after making a few thousand corrections ^^, here I am again, ready to make the pools of Fanfiction.net murky with my story! Bwhaha…

Okay, today's disclaimer? I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh. I do not own Sesame Street Uno. Although I do own it, just not the rights to it. Kismet. I do not own The Force. I do not own many things, although hopefully I'll own part of the subtitled version of Yu-G-Oh very soon. Yayness.

And again, thank you all who reviewed and such, and for Animom for offering to proofread this story! [claps] Hopefully the slightly-changed, error free version will be up someday.

And there's still one more chapter to go, that one ought to wrap this up and then I can go own my merry little way with my life. Arg. [twitches]

CHAPTER IV

It was clear five minutes into the game that Pegasus was the most horrible Uno player of all time, which gave Kaiba part of his confidence back. Pegasus was up to ten cards, while the others had...well, who's really counting? Just keep reading.

Kaiba laid down a card with a fuzzy red creature on it. "Ha!" he cried to Pegasus, who looked up from his deck sourly. "You're Ernie is no match for my mighty-" he paused to look down at what card he had just played, "er.... Cute Smiling ELMO card!" Seto sat back down and looked mighty smug with himself, his arms crossed. Bakura went next. Shyly, he put down a matching card and glanced at Kaiba for approval. Yami, who was too absorbed in his own move to notice, was all smiles. When it was his turn, he began to laugh evilly.

"What?" Pegasus demanded.

"HA!" he cried, slamming down a "Draw Two!" card down dramatically. "You are finished! DRAW TWO! Attack with, er, Draw Two Assault! Obliterate Pegasus' chances of winning!" Yami was out of his chair, leaning over the table.

"We should've played Duel Monster's if he's going to act that way," Bakura whispered to Seto, who nodded with one eyebrow raised. Pegasus groaned and drew two cards, a sour expression spreading across his face.

"Oh! Two cards! I can't go on!" he sighed. Yami sat back down and began to grow suspicious when Pegasus' expression turned from remorse to glee. Seto's eyes widened.

"The bastard's up to something."

"Shit."

Pegasus rose out of his chair. "Oh, but Yami-boy! My chances of winning have just increased with every draw!" he cackled with happiness as he prepared to reveal his plan.

"What?" Yami demanded. "NO!"

"Ah, but yes!" Pegasus clapped with joy. "My hand is made up entirely of "Wild" cards! Meaning I WILL be the winner."

"NO!" Seto shouted. "This CAN'T BE HAPPENING! Bastard! ARG!!!" He began to pound his fists onto the table.

"LIAR!" Bakura cursed. "You lie!!!"

"Do I?" Pegasus challenged their claims. "DO I?" he laid down a wild card. "THE COLOR I CHOOSE IS BLUE!"

"NO!" Seto shouted. "Oh hell no!" He didn't have one blue card in his hand. He was forced to draw. And draw. And draw. After twenty cards, he finally drew a blue. It was clear to Yami and Bakura that it was up to them to defeat Pegasus since Seto was out of the running.

"Oh Toitoi. I'm sorry, I never meant....to let you down," Seto sat back down, his head hung low as he apologized to his jacket.

It was Bakura's turn. Gingerly, he put down a blue card and waited for Yami to move. He put down a green of a matching number. Pegasus placed another wild card.

"Yellow," he said simply. Bakura's face grew pale and grave. There was not one yellow card in his deck. He began to draw. After fifteen cards, there was not one yellow or wild found. He sat back with his head down low and placed his cards face down. Kaiba patted him on the back.

"It happens to the best of us…."

"Aww, too bad!" Pegasus snickered. "Looks like both of you are out!" Then he shifted his gaze to Yami.

Yami was nervous. He was also a lot of other things, like angry, and seriously pissed. He didn't have a yellow in his hand either. There was one of two things he could do, procrastinate or think of some plan to steal the money and run like hell. He half stood out of his chair, leaning over the table with a grim expression on his face. He snarled angrily at Pegasus, but did not say a word or play a card.

Just then, he heard a voice behind him. He whipped around.

Behind him was standing Yugi's grandfather, washing dishes in the sink.

"Use the force, Yami!" he cried with soap suds all over his arms. "Or, wait. Sorry. Wrong line." Everyone at the table stared. Seto and Bakura leaned over on the other sides of the table to look around Pegasus, (who was in their way) to stare strangely at the old man washing dishes, who was obviously trying to remember his line to give Yami inspiration.

"Yuuuugiii!" he said. "Yeah! That's it!"

Yami coughed, his face a bright red as Yugi's grandfather finished drying the last plate and walked through the kitchen to go upstairs.

"Is nothing SACRED?!" Yami roared at the man, shaking his fist. "Can you're mortal mind not comprehend the fact that you do NOT disturb a man in the middle of a duel?" He blinked and whirled around to face Pegasus.

"IT'S TIME TO DUEL!" Yami shouted in Pegasus' face, then started growling menacingly as he turned his attention to the draw-card pile.

Seto rolled his eyes. "That is so old."

Yami slowly eased his hand forward. "Wait," he thought to himself. "What if? What if I don't draw a yellow? If I don't, I will have fifteen cards. And I'll be out." He started to draw his hand back.

"NO!" he yelled to himself in his mind. "I must trust in the Heart of the Cards! I have to believe!" He reached forward. Shut his eyes....

And Yugi kicked him in the shin.

Everyone looked over, surprised to see Yugi out of his room. He was in his Pikachu pajamas, with a blanket, baseball bat, and Swiss army knife in one hand, and an Uno card in the other.

"You dropped this," Yugi said sympathetically, holding the card up to Yami. "Want it?" Yami reached down and took the card. Then turned to Pegasus with a evil, raw, conniving smile.

"HA!" he roared in his sure manner. "You thought you'd outsmart us by waiting until we had no cards left and hoarding all the yellow and wild cards to yourself! Well, that isn't going to work anymore! GO, DRAW THREE! OBLERATE!!!"

"WHAT?" Pegasus thundered as Yami slammed down his yellow draw three card. "HOW!!! NO!!!" He threw his arms up into the air in exasperation. If he drew three cards that would make his total sixteen, over the fifteen card limit.

Seto and Bakura began to jump around and cheer in each other arms before growing self conscious. They coughed, blushed and stepped away from one another. Yugi clapped and stood proudly next to Yami, who had the most self-satisfied smile the household had ever known. To give you an idea? More smug that the time he got Yugi busted for trying to eat the box of cookies before dinner.