Mariya: Hi! I'm back from Washington D.C.!!!!
Bakura: And may I ask WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG?
Mariya: No you may not...
Bakura: ?_?
Mariya: Anyway, before I was interrupted by a corrupted spirit yet again..
Bakura: Gee I wonder who THAT could be...
Mariya: *coughs* ANYWAY I decided to make this the last chapter because some of the dares I was getting were:
1) Including characters that are not in this fan fic.
2) Involved death/ over PG-13 situations
and..
3) Involved death of Author, author bashing, or the use of author powers in severe amounts...
Bakura: Is that all?
Mariya: Noooo *pulls out a list that covers the room twice* I have a lot more where that came from...
Bakura: *glares at list* You know I'll just put the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh or any of its characters and does NOT own the right to continue reading that list
Mariya: *glares coldly*
Bakura: *whispers* She's been taking lessons from the great Seto Kaiba
Mariya: *glares even colder if that's possible* I heard that...
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Bakura: *opens door* Weee'rrree back!
Ryou: *stares at everyone making out* Umm Bakura?
Bakura: *staring at everyone* Yes aibou?
Ryou: This scares me.
Bakura: Anzu you mean?
Ryou: Not in particular...O_O0
Yugi: Oh, hi guys!
Yami: Umm nice to see you, how have you been?
Ryou: Since 2 hours ago?
Yami: Yes, a lot can happen in a few hours.
Bakura: Aha. Sure.
(((Authoress is bored so mystical gong wakes all the people from their weirdness, don't ask how, the authoress doesn't know)))
Honda: How about we continue with the game now?
Bakura: It's my turn. Truth or Dare Anzu?
Anzu: Dare!
Bakura: I dare you to marry Honda.
Anzu: Ok!
Yugi: Ttthhaaat doesn't phase her at all????
Honda: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BAKURA!?!?!?!?!?!
Bakura: Nothing but thank you for being so kind and asking. *gives the most innocent look ever which he obviously learned from Ryou*
Anzu: Honda! There's no time to chat... We got to get the wedding planned
Honda: I am NOT about to marry you!
Anzu: Yes you are, it's a dare
Honda: No!!!!!!
****a few hours later****
Honda: I cannot believe I am in a wedding chapel about to marry Anzu
Yami: You know I always knew this would happen, I just never wanted to tell you, I also know what will happen between Ryou and Bakura
Bakura: Tell me!
Yami: Sure! If you wish to duel me for it...
Bakura: *mutters Egyptian curse*
/Will you tell me, Yami?/
//No//
/You realize I can just visit your soul room and find out right?/
//Yes//
/Ok! If you won't tell me I'll find out for myself/
//Sure...*mental smile* go ahead//
****5 minute later****
/Oh my god... They're going, they're going.....to....watch Barney together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/
//Yep//
/Wait a minute, that's the BIG secret?/
//Yep//
/You know it's a very good secret right?/
//Yep//
Mai: THE WEDDING STARTING!!!! YUGI WAKE UP!!!!!
Yugi: I think you blew out my eardrum.
Mai: Yeah right..
Yugi: WHAT?
Priest: Do you Anzu take Honda to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Anzu: I do
Priest: Do you Honda take Anzu to your lawfully wedded wife?
Honda: DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
Mariya who popped out of nowhere: No
All: o_o0
Priest: If anyone has a reason that these 2 should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace
*Kaiba runs into the Chapel and screams* Kaiba: Noooooo! *picks up Anzu and runs away with her*
And so the game ended since all the players weren't there to play, eventually Bakura and Ryou watched Barney together and they all lived with Mariya torturing them constantly ever after..... As for Kaiba and Anzu, no one ever saw them again ((until the next fic))
The End ((or it is unless I decide to add more someday))
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Mariya: Yep, I'm done!
Bakura: And I caused it all to happen.
Mariya: Actually I did
Bakura: What? I didn't see YOU playing the game!
Mariya: I didn't see you write the fic!!!
And so they fought forever, never one of them backing down and all this sad narrator has to say is this:
"Never underestimate the power of a raving lunatic authoress" "Oh and R+R because that raving lunatic may just decide to torture you next"
Bakura: And may I ask WHY WERE YOU GONE SO LONG?
Mariya: No you may not...
Bakura: ?_?
Mariya: Anyway, before I was interrupted by a corrupted spirit yet again..
Bakura: Gee I wonder who THAT could be...
Mariya: *coughs* ANYWAY I decided to make this the last chapter because some of the dares I was getting were:
1) Including characters that are not in this fan fic.
2) Involved death/ over PG-13 situations
and..
3) Involved death of Author, author bashing, or the use of author powers in severe amounts...
Bakura: Is that all?
Mariya: Noooo *pulls out a list that covers the room twice* I have a lot more where that came from...
Bakura: *glares at list* You know I'll just put the disclaimer...
Disclaimer: Mariya does not own Yu-gi-oh or any of its characters and does NOT own the right to continue reading that list
Mariya: *glares coldly*
Bakura: *whispers* She's been taking lessons from the great Seto Kaiba
Mariya: *glares even colder if that's possible* I heard that...
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Bakura: *opens door* Weee'rrree back!
Ryou: *stares at everyone making out* Umm Bakura?
Bakura: *staring at everyone* Yes aibou?
Ryou: This scares me.
Bakura: Anzu you mean?
Ryou: Not in particular...O_O0
Yugi: Oh, hi guys!
Yami: Umm nice to see you, how have you been?
Ryou: Since 2 hours ago?
Yami: Yes, a lot can happen in a few hours.
Bakura: Aha. Sure.
(((Authoress is bored so mystical gong wakes all the people from their weirdness, don't ask how, the authoress doesn't know)))
Honda: How about we continue with the game now?
Bakura: It's my turn. Truth or Dare Anzu?
Anzu: Dare!
Bakura: I dare you to marry Honda.
Anzu: Ok!
Yugi: Ttthhaaat doesn't phase her at all????
Honda: WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU BAKURA!?!?!?!?!?!
Bakura: Nothing but thank you for being so kind and asking. *gives the most innocent look ever which he obviously learned from Ryou*
Anzu: Honda! There's no time to chat... We got to get the wedding planned
Honda: I am NOT about to marry you!
Anzu: Yes you are, it's a dare
Honda: No!!!!!!
****a few hours later****
Honda: I cannot believe I am in a wedding chapel about to marry Anzu
Yami: You know I always knew this would happen, I just never wanted to tell you, I also know what will happen between Ryou and Bakura
Bakura: Tell me!
Yami: Sure! If you wish to duel me for it...
Bakura: *mutters Egyptian curse*
/Will you tell me, Yami?/
//No//
/You realize I can just visit your soul room and find out right?/
//Yes//
/Ok! If you won't tell me I'll find out for myself/
//Sure...*mental smile* go ahead//
****5 minute later****
/Oh my god... They're going, they're going.....to....watch Barney together!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!/
//Yep//
/Wait a minute, that's the BIG secret?/
//Yep//
/You know it's a very good secret right?/
//Yep//
Mai: THE WEDDING STARTING!!!! YUGI WAKE UP!!!!!
Yugi: I think you blew out my eardrum.
Mai: Yeah right..
Yugi: WHAT?
Priest: Do you Anzu take Honda to be your lawfully wedded husband?
Anzu: I do
Priest: Do you Honda take Anzu to your lawfully wedded wife?
Honda: DO I HAVE A CHOICE?
Mariya who popped out of nowhere: No
All: o_o0
Priest: If anyone has a reason that these 2 should not be married, speak now or forever hold your peace
*Kaiba runs into the Chapel and screams* Kaiba: Noooooo! *picks up Anzu and runs away with her*
And so the game ended since all the players weren't there to play, eventually Bakura and Ryou watched Barney together and they all lived with Mariya torturing them constantly ever after..... As for Kaiba and Anzu, no one ever saw them again ((until the next fic))
The End ((or it is unless I decide to add more someday))
^^^^^^^^^^^^^
Mariya: Yep, I'm done!
Bakura: And I caused it all to happen.
Mariya: Actually I did
Bakura: What? I didn't see YOU playing the game!
Mariya: I didn't see you write the fic!!!
And so they fought forever, never one of them backing down and all this sad narrator has to say is this:
"Never underestimate the power of a raving lunatic authoress" "Oh and R+R because that raving lunatic may just decide to torture you next"