The Prankster Queen
Chap. 7
A/n Thank for the reviews,(especially SalemCat), I have wrote during the break! I'm nearly finished with Chap. 8! Thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dedication: I dedicate this to Rudy (Ray Allen), who showed Alley life.(and mischief!)
Disclaimer:I don't own Harry, or Ray Allen he is a friend of mine from school. Same with Courtney Haw(a.k.a Miss Hee-Haw).
*Quote of the Fic:
" It is our choices, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities."
Albus Dumbledore (again)

*A dark warehouse*

"Master, we have found out where the boy is hiding!" said a man in a black cloak.(D.E)

"And the girl?" said the leader, Lord Voldemort.

"Same place." said the Death Eater, smugly.

"Excellent, Mr. Nott! Dumbledore is more of a fool then I thought, putting both together before."he laughed," We shall ki-"

"Hey dude, can't we do without the boy and girl?" asked a small Death Eater.

"How dare you contradict me, Mr. Ray Allen!" yelled Lord Voldemort, outraged.

"Well, whatever, sorry, but I'm not in to your death thing." Ray Allen said, rolling his
eyes.

"Excuse Me, how did you become a Death Eater?" asked Lord Voldemort.

"Well, actually he found out about us, then we had to let him in or he would have told Dumbledore about us, and if we killed him Dumbledore would know where we were." said a feeble looking Death Eater.

"Yeah, it was tight!" exclaimed Ray Allen.

"Tight?' questioned Lord Voldemort.

"It's a sweet word." said Nott trying, to act cool." It's sweet"

"O.k, old fart." Ray Allen whispered.

"What was that?" raged Lord Voldemort.

"He was just talking slang." said a girl Death Eater, talking Texan-like

"Who are you?" asked Voldemort, frowning slightly.

"Miss Courtney Haw!" she answered.

"Oh yes you made the W.D.E.R.B., didn't you?" he asked, nodding vaguely,

"Yep, I made the Woman's Death Eater's Rights Bill!" she said brightly.

"Why did you join anyway?" asked Voldemort addressing Ray Allen once more.

"Well other than the girls there was something else." said Ray Allen.

" I'm not going to ask, but you know you have to be with us forever." said Voldemort.

"Really, I just came for the tattoo!" Ray Allen said, laughing.

"What! Crucio!" Voldemort yelled. "Stuplfey!" Ray Allen fell to the floor stunned and in pain.

*PoP!* and Ray Allen was gone.

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A/n Any flames I roast Harry on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!